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Obvious_MD

Wow, one of the worst games in years


Iggyglom

Union continue to fail to adjust tactics to pass inside when the top of the 18 is free


Theclap1309

This team is a complete embarrassment. Players aren’t good enough and tactics are from the 90s. Any other major sport and the coach is gone tomorrow.


Iggyglom

Big upvote to 90s tactics. Honestly the biggest issue


Porch_Sips

This is the worst loss in years.


XSC

I think I am not renewing. That was the moment right there.


fallser

Only way they’ll listen is when the money stops flowing.


TriflingHotDogVendor

This team can score set piece goals and counters. That's it. Give them possession and they can't do anything. They couldn't break down 11 parking cones placed randomly in the attacking half of the field.


JCicchino3

When has that been the strategy? Even when they made MLS Cup, it was off of counters that Carranza, Uhre, and Gazdag ATE. It’s a press and counter system


Away_System5981

His point is that they have no capability in possession. Regardless of the counter system. Up a man or for heaven sake  two men they should be able to transition to a possession game and be effective.


JCicchino3

My point is they’re not built to win that way, so of course there is no capability. You’re expecting something that they aren’t


Away_System5981

Dude, up two men, a U10 team can find two open men to pass to in possession. Just stop.


AbsentEmpire

This team is actual garbage, up two and conceding a goal. Who would've thought that running back a line up thats gotten worse every year because our owner is a cheap fuck wouldn't work out?


CaptainMoonracer

11 v 8 and you immediately hit it out of play . What the fuck are we doing


CarbonSquirrel

Fuck it. Sell and/or fire everyone


Ulysses_2x

Including Phang


AtTheLawLibrary

I have been with this team through all the shit years. I went to every home game of the longest winless run in MLS history during 2017. I've been there for all the dogshit choke jobs at the last second. I flew to god forsaken LA to watch us throw it away. This is the lowest I've felt about the team during all of that. This Miami team is a god damn joke and we can't do it. I don't even know what to say anymore.


CaptainMoonracer

What a joke.


schleppymcschleppo

Not even sure what to say. Unbelievable.


SpoonicusRascality

Im gonna throw up.


rpm183

What a nightmare


docwrites

This team fucking deserves what happened tonight. The fans didn’t.


Fragrant-Hand890

Fucking one of the most pathetic performances I a have ever seen in my 30 years watching soccer. This team is dead.


Scotty10711

What a fucking joke…


CMoreKillz14

I don't even know who to be mad at anymore. These players have played better. Curtin has coached better. Ernst has signed better players. Whose fault even is it at this point?


TriflingHotDogVendor

Same as always. Sugarman. MLS improves every year and the Union have had the same roster for 3 years with no upgrades anywhere in that entire time.


CMoreKillz14

Generally, yeah. This ownership group just needs to spend more. It's tough in a salary cap league to just spend more to get better, but it's the lack of TRYING to get better that's the problem, with me.


fallser

Crying poor in Philadelphia won’t cut it. Sugarman needs to open the wallet, another year or two we’ll be 29th in payroll in a huge market where the Union Brass just won’t stop raising prices for this mediocrity.


Scotty10711

This team needs to be gutted and rebuilt. However, it won’t happen with this ownership. Cheap as hell.


DidierDirt

lol. Classic union


HeyImGilly

This was embarrassing


Vegiesss

Sell the team


88impala

Sorry if this breaks the rules, but this whole team, all of them, can go fuck themselves. Jim Curtain, the players, megaphone guy, all of them.


CaptainMoonracer

DOOP. That was good


CaptainMoonracer

He clearly saved that


BC_Ages

Yeah wtf, this ref is ass for that. Clear save by Calendar and then he argues like everyone one else but clearly isn’t liked


XSC

Done for Wow


PhillyPhan1738

This team needs a complete overhaul


CrookedTeefs

I fucking hate this team anymore.


rpm183

I turned it off, but if I read one fuxking word about international break I'm gonna lose it.


avlambo21

It’s fucking coffin time sons of Ben stop being bitches


CaptainMoonracer

This is peak mls


CaptainMoonracer

We don’t deserve three points


ScottyHasStuff

Cancelling my subscription


TriflingHotDogVendor

A Sakiewicz level debacle


DOfferman7

This Philly team might be the worst coached team I ever watched, wow. Can’t believe they blew this game, lol


fallser

Just a poor roster, Franz Beckenbauer couldn’t squeeze a run of play goal out of these guys…


DOfferman7

Nah, low IQ play. The defender kicked it out of bounds when they were 11 vs 8, that let the subs in and got Miami back to 11 vs 9. Then, Philly had the ball and numbers advantage and the forward kicked it to no one that led to a goal kick. Awful.


CaptainMoonracer

Glesnes is fucking cooked


JCicchino3

I’ll argue he got hurt earlier this game


CaptainMoonracer

Sullivan really has to at least hit the target there


CaptainMoonracer

I could see Harriel eventually moving to CB full time down the line


Scotty10711

There goes Bedoya. Hopefully nothing major cause our depth is depleted as it is.


Ok-Foundation-4553

What in the actual fuck was that


Fragrant-Hand890

Curtin needs to go after this…/


JCicchino3

Curtin is performing as expected with a team full of chumps


Fragrant-Hand890

I am so tired of the Curtin apologists. Over and over again making excuses. Is Curtin the whole problem… no but he is a big part of the problem.


JCicchino3

Bigger issue is an organization that doesn’t improve the first team roster and thinks running it back two years in a row is enough in 2024. Jim has hit his head against the ceiling numerous times with the rosters ownership has given him. It should’ve changed when LAFC brought Bale off the bench in MLS Cup and Union brought on…Paxten Aaronson


Iggyglom

Jim has no tactics. He doesn't belong in the head coach job. He needs to be in youth development.


JCicchino3

Look at Cincinnati. Two guys from the Union running that team. Big difference is that Cincy spends money. Cincinnati is what Union could be if the ownership gave a shit. They’re content with being a youth development program


BrodysBootlegs

Incredible. Curtin has done a lot for this club but at what point is he on the hot seat? We just blew a lead at home to a team without their best player who scored the winning goal down a man 


rpm183

2


BrodysBootlegs

Yeah good point


LongwoodFlamingo

He should be fired for this result. Absolutely unacceptable.


JCicchino3

What available coach does better with this team setup and owner?


LongwoodFlamingo

That’s such a terrible argument. It’s not relevant. The simple fact is he is not performing.


JCicchino3

So fire a coach without a replacement. And if that coach sucks? Then you fire him and you get turnover every year. It’s working great for Atlanta isn’t it?


LongwoodFlamingo

Yep.


BC_Ages

Waiting for the ref to kiss Alba after that “look” and Pat on the shoulder


ReturnedFromExile

Mid Sullivan should have scored


CaptainMoonracer

Have to take advantage of sending off.


DidierDirt

20 left. Gotta win this or it’s disgusting


Scotty10711

You would think it was still 11v11 watching this game.


CaptainMoonracer

Scrape him up


BC_Ages

GET THE TRASH CAN


BC_Ages

Miami taking that yellow card road back home


fallser

I couldn’t watch the entire game but I can’t believe my eyes. UP TWO MEN and we give up a go ahead Miami goal?!!! I know we’re missing Internationals but WTF…so are Miami for that matter…


Wanderlusting1189

I'll be surprised if jim isn't gone by the end of the year if this keeps up. Something needs to change. Locker room morale must be awful


DarthMutter8

I hate this team this year. Fucking embarrassments. McGlynn sucks. I always thought he seemed too highly rated but he is dead to me now. 9 men and we concede a goal ffs


ThatOtherDev

11 v 8 and we send the ball out twice wasting all this time


CaptainMoonracer

Get Glesnes the fuck out here


ThatOtherDev

Are we mentally restarted


ThatOtherDev

Confirmed


Fine_Ice_3451

Quinn Sullivan couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn


ReturnedFromExile

Except when he hits hit directly at a defender or the keeper


docwrites

I’ve been hard on Sullivan all season, but he played hard for more of tonight’s game than any other all year.


ReturnedFromExile

playing poorly hard doesn’t get you much. he is the most overrated player we’ve ever had.


docwrites

Don’t know about that. Tonight was the best game he’s played all season. He actually looked like he cared.


izall4

What a ball by Glesnes!


WhyplerBronze

McGlynn played a sick ball just then


DidierDirt

I understand that MLS kind of needs to play they copa America but it’s pretty funny /sad at the same time


CaptainMoonracer

God fucking dammit


ThatOtherDev

This officially became a must win now


Mobile_Ad_8240

Did we really just sub on Chris Donovan over Tai Baribo. Can Baribo really be that bad???


BC_Ages

Isn’t he on international duty?


Scotty10711

Nah he’s on the bench.


BC_Ages

I guess all I can say is Donovan is aggressive


Scotty10711

I have no idea what he reallly does honestly


BC_Ages

Runs fast from all I can see tbh


Mobile_Ad_8240

He is listed as a sub on espn and I swear I saw him warming up


ReturnedFromExile

he is that bad


CaptainMoonracer

Looks like Bairbo is getting ready to come on


CaptainMoonracer

How’s that not gone in sheesh


CaptainMoonracer

11 v 9 …. Don’t see this a lot


Scotty10711

Thanks Apple…


88impala

What a terrible product.


pepecivilian

Fire this bum curtin. Fucking horrible leadership. Raised a bunch of fucking pussies


AffectionateSock1

Did semmle let that ball go between his legs??


Scotty10711

The dude isn’t that good it seems. Blake stops that. Losing Freese hurts even more.


fallser

Blake being back will be MASSIVE. can’t come soon enough…


Iggyglom

Anybody looking at 90s lump ball to 5 in box whilst sitting on a team of internationals and Olympic level youngsters and not IMMEDIATELY seeing crap tactics as the clear and obvious of suck cause needs to go watch hand egg. It ain't the owner, it's not the signings, the coaching staff is crap. Sorry Jim, go back to the 90s if you want to keep winning. Gig is up, the game moved on without you.