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Ash71010

Quinn’s signature move is becoming “drive straight at the defender doing fancy dance steps and immediately lose the ball.”


_TheQuietOne01

Huh? You don’t like that? Those are the best types of players to have /s


docwrites

And not chasing the defender afterwards.


CaptainMoonracer

This is a beating a dead horse but Rafanello and Baribo should have gotten numerous more opportunities before now


VaderV4

Both are playing like they really want it. Play hungry Union!


ReturnedFromExile

yeah but look at the results. Does it matter? Teams rarely if ever get better as you go down the depth chart.


VaderV4

Well, what was the harm? It was at least an exciting few minutes to start. But yes, we are as good as our record. Which stinks.


ReturnedFromExile

yeah no harm. agreed


Straight-Fan4564

Not so sure about Rafenello. Baritone is impressing


fallser

Golly, we’re a flaming dumpster.


JCicchino3

Doesn’t matter who is in net if the back line is a turnstile


JCicchino3

BUMP


itshoogardun

Not that I ever thought too highly of him because for me, Elliot has been our best CB for a number of years, but Glesnes’ has become a ghost of his former self since his surgery


JCicchino3

30 years old too fwiw


ryanb2010

Every time Glesnes gives the ball away in the box, take a shot *immediately dies of alcohol poisoning *


Ash71010

I do “drink when we turn the ball over”. By the end of the game, you don’t even care.


JCicchino3

When does Glesnes get benched?


ryanb2010

That’s the fun part, he never does!


JCicchino3

Dude hasn’t been the same since his injury. Semmle gets benched for poor performance, but Glesnes gets put in a blender weekly and still gets the nod


bagobaloney

Who are you putting in? Lowe with Jamaica.


JCicchino3

Olwethu Makhanya. Normally I’d say not to rush a young CB, but benching Semmle and bringing Olney on last night made me think Jim doesn’t care about that anymore and he’s sick of poor performances


Waifu_Daki

Would have loved that goal for Baribo


mjd1977

Grand Theft Baribo what could have been


JCicchino3

Good for Olney, but this game is over and that sub signaled it


Atre16

He's a great prospect. You're right though, we have fully given up.


JCicchino3

Tbh i dont know much about him. If he’s getting a call-up I’m sure he’s got potential. But he’s not what the team needs rn


CaptainMoonracer

Jim’s not in a suit. We are so back


wafflequest

This aged poorly


dividedblu

Gordon Bombay.


Will_from_PA

We're putting on a 17 year old kid. This is what not investing looks like Jay.


JCicchino3

That’s throwing in the towel if I’ve ever seen it


Atre16

Disappointment and frustration from last season is turning into resignation and apathy this season. Too few of the players look like they give a shit. We could take defeats if they were flying around trying to fix it out there; and that just doesn't look like what's happening.


orgelbauer

Orange slices time.


AbsentEmpire

We finally got that sell the team chant going, needs to be regular staple going forward.


Will_from_PA

And there it is. \*sigh\*


ChefJim27

Did anyone honestly not see that coming?


Will_from_PA

And Glesnes is cooked


ReturnedFromExile

yeah. the problem is we stink. no sense nitpicking the particulars. overall….. we stink


Atre16

Yeah.... we are a bad team. Time to clean house.


CaptainMoonracer

I appreciate the balls to drop Semmle for an 18 year old … next drop Glesnes for Makhanya


Czesiek2424

Not sure that one’s happening


Perryplat199

2 home games in a row with no rain. Is that allowed? I guess the heat makes up for it


dividedblu

As a bitcher about the rain all season I miss the rain 🤣


AbsentEmpire

At least there's a light breeze to help out.


Ash71010

It’s like we put a kid in goal and the defense finally remembered they have to do something to prevent shots.


SelfServeSporstwash

So the workaround for the 2 minute sit time is to just default to faking a head injury. Fun


ryanb2010

I should’ve known :(


Ash71010

Just junior high level defending from Glesnes there. He did exactly what Quinn expects his defenders to do when he does the step over.


DJFrankyFrank

Great first time shot. Great save too


PhillyPhan1738

It’s become really difficult to watch this dumpster fire of a team. This is worse than when the team was just bad


VaderV4

So with Carranza gone, and McGlynn to follow (feels inevitable) what’s the plan? See how many 18 year olds we can get out on the pitch?


SelfServeSporstwash

Jay doesn’t have a plan


Atre16

It does feel like McGlynn will be cashed in on. We need to reset the culture again and bring in some experienced players to help the Quinns, Olneys and Vasquez's of the squad to come.


ReturnedFromExile

We are what we thought we were going to be. And now we have a bunch of boat anchor contracts.


starcom_magnate

So we’re going the route the Flyers took for so many years?


ReturnedFromExile

The difference is the flyers ownership tries to be good , they just stink at it.


Fine_Ice_3451

I’m so tired of Sullivan not just passing the ball


AbsentEmpire

Sullivan is convinced he's going to the Premier League, yet he's at best NCAA material.


Ok-Foundation-4553

Sell the team chants now. This squad is cooked.


maxpowerpoker12

Hey, there are only hundreds of players who could help this team that are likely available to transfer. Don't blame management. If they don't play the kids, who is going to pay millions of dollars for them?


Fine_Ice_3451

Hebrew Hammer at it again


SelfServeSporstwash

Play stopped for the cooling break in the 29th minute and resumed in the 34th. That’s 5 minutes of stoppage time in one instance. How did we land on only 2 total?


fallser

Golly, we’re a flaming dumpster fire floating down the Delaware.


Posaune34

Yippee!


SelfServeSporstwash

Glesnes kept everyone on for no apparent reason. So that’s fun


ReturnedFromExile

Quinn is a lazy, half assed defender. He “ presses” more than presses. this is why he’s not very good in this role either. they should find him a team where he can be successful. It for sure is not this one.


Atre16

I think if the full XI were motivated to press as a unit like they did in '22, Quinn would be fine. The league has our tactics figured out and our personnel has not improved. We need fresh ideas and investment in what's actually out there on the pitch.


ReturnedFromExile

i’m done giving that dude passes. if you can’t be effective going forward at least defend.


ryanb2010

At least the next game isn’t until next Saturday, so another week before getting disappointed again


ryanb2010

Commentator “Union’s next two games are against teams in the lower part of the table” *union are also in the lower part of the table now*


Glassputan74

Next weeks theme is “Shame Night”


Will_from_PA

One of these corners has to go in right?


DidierDirt

Uhre with another just brutal touch. Cinder block feet


Waifu_Daki

11 first goal concessions this season :(


Waifu_Daki

Mama mia…


__perigee__

Team needs a shot of whatever Dave Leno all jacked up on.


xSparkShark

Is there a union circle jerk sub


DJFrankyFrank

So Glesnes as a defender is a bit of a liability. I'm really curious, what are the chances he could transition to CDM. Because going forward he's still good. Good passing, dribbling is good. He's strong. Martinez isn't going to be around forever, and even he's dropped off this year. Could moving Glesnes to the midfield be the play? Obviously, I don't expect it to happen, but it could be an experiment for us to try.


Atre16

He doesn't have the speed to play as a 6. He'd get cooked all the more regularly playing further forward. I get players go through periods of bad form, but our starting CB's have looked a shell of themselves for a season and a half. It's time to invest in new players.


DJFrankyFrank

I'm asking that question with the assumption that we aren't buying new players.


JCicchino3

Also, Glesnes is 30. Martinez is 29, and Flach is 23. No chance this happens.


JCicchino3

He’s not better than Flach or Martinez


DJFrankyFrank

Flach isn't nearly as physical as Glesnes though. He's good in the midfield, but when Martinez isn't here, we need somebody to boss the midfield. Somebody that strong and can muscle people off the ball.


JCicchino3

Did you watch Glesnes get cooked in space back-to-back games? That’s the type of play I want from my No. 6


DJFrankyFrank

I'd rather him get beat in the midfield like that, than in our own box.


JCicchino3

Yeah, let him hang out backline out to dry, great idea


DJFrankyFrank

And what did you think happened when he got cooked? Our midfield let our defenders out to dry.


JCicchino3

I’d prefer not having a washed CB playing DM?


Will_from_PA

Sullivan is getting cooked both on the field and on the radio


Bormsie721

Rick starting and Semmle on the bench 👀👀


dividedblu

Pretty sure in the intro pump up video Carranza is not in it anymore.


Perryplat199

Is that 4 corners in under 5 min


Perryplat199

5?


Perryplat199

6


TriflingHotDogVendor

I'm considering driving to Montreal just to be the only person there and to loudly boo them.


teastark

Oh look - Elliott getting beaten again.


SelfServeSporstwash

I mean he was touch tight on his man For once that was good offensive play rather than a lapse on the defense


JCicchino3

I dont know man, is it that hard to take a step in front Of your man?


SelfServeSporstwash

He was a step in front of his man


JCicchino3

Then how’d his man win the header and score a goal?


SelfServeSporstwash

Did you not watch it? The ball was played behind Elliot and his man dive backwards and sideways to score a banger. It happens


JCicchino3

You’re 6’6, win the ball in the air


SelfServeSporstwash

Ball was played waist high bro. I’m starting to think you didn’t watch it


CaptainMoonracer

Union XI: Rick, Harriel, Glesnes, Elliot, Wagner, Flach, Bueno, Sullivan, Rafanello, Uhre, Baribo Subs: Semmle, Mbaizo, Makhanya, Ngabo, McGlynn, Olney, Vazquez, Anderson, Donovan


No-Wishbone8048

Anyone else have issues with apple streaming?


Czesiek2424

Working for me


Perryplat199

So does the radio audio not start until kick off. Is that just how it works.


Perryplat199

:(


Future_Alarm3252

I was at the game and we came out flat in the 2nd half I thought. I will say Charlottes keep was phenomenal when he had to be, but those chances were few and far between. I hate to say this but I think it’s time to regroup and start getting rid of some players. We ran it back last year and had some success but now this core is on a slippery slope that we need to get off of before the season truly is lost.


xSparkShark

Team so mid


AbsentEmpire

Less than mid, we're racing to the bottom of the table as fast as we can.


JCicchino3

Kai subbed off? Def throwing in the towel now


SelfServeSporstwash

His service has been trash and he’s getting beat down the line


Atre16

Yeah, he's just not...good. As the majority of the team is no longer good.


JCicchino3

I just mean in the sense that he never gets subbed off, Jim’s giving him rest bc tonight is a lost cause


Atre16

His influence is waning and has been for a long time. Which was shown by the fact that the queue of suitors he thought would be fending off as a free agent weren't there. I'd have let him walk, but that would imply the front office had a plan to replace him. Which they clearly did not and were only to happy to offer him a "so you didn't get the move you thought you would..." contract to stick around.


Atre16

Full disclosure, I'm mad about the state of the team and it's making me very truculent. The tone of my replies is purely because the team suck 😂


CurveIllustrious5588

They subbed him because of his hamstring he was holding it and it was tk taped.


Atre16

I reserve my right to bash the team and everyone in it right now 😂


SelfServeSporstwash

I understand not calling a pk there but calling it on Donovan is nuts. He has a right to his space