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Gr8banterm80

How did the announcers not even discuss the possibility that Elliot never touched the ball? The flight of it clearly didn’t change lol


EconomyPotatoes

They’re horrible. That’s why they don’t know what to talk about.


Gr8banterm80

They sound bored as all hell


Pitiful-Event-107

We used to have the best announcers in the league, it’s the worst part of the apple deal. Ya they might’ve been biased but now they sound like they don’t give af about either team.


Gr8banterm80

Yeah I remember really liking y’all’s old announcing crew! I suppose I should’ve watched this game in French…


Educational_Rope1211

Yeah, they didn’t do a good job analyzing that play. The VAR probably took so long because they probably had to look at if Tai was offsides when the ball was first played in, and then if Elliott actually played the ball.


GungaDin16

Elliot no touch. Baribo onside. Praise the Lord!


Gr8banterm80

Wow I’m shocked… one of the announcers actually said “maybe he didn’t touch the ball” in the postgame recap I applaud you


fallser

When does Andre come back?


SpoonicusRascality

Rick looked like me trying to save a shot in Rocket League. OOF


notafanofapps33

What a save! What a save!


SpoonicusRascality

Close One!


notafanofapps33

No problem. And then a bunch of *** because I tried to type in Lol.


notafanofapps33

I’m starting to look at those Matt Freese bank commercials with rose colored glasses now.


Unlikely_Assistance9

That’s. So. Union.


ChefJim27

You spoke too soon.


Unlikely_Assistance9

Dude clowned us with a Flash mask afterwards too? Literally the shittiest superhero?


HectorsMascara

And here we are...again.


Awaken_the_bacon

This is embarrassing. What the hell is going on with us.


Any-Act6445

Chris Donovan might be the worst striker to ever wear a union uniform


yosterstrudle

I’m so tired of watching him lightly jog everywhere. Quinn played a great ball to Baribo and Donovan was standing at midfield not pushing forward.


Any-Act6445

Dog water. Given chance after chance after chance and he’s not improved. Get rid of him. Idc I’m tired of seeing 25 on this roster


gabriel197600

PAIN


ReturnedFromExile

and we gave him an extension this past off season. lol.


Any-Act6445

He’s dog water. Cut his ass now I’m tired of seeing him on this team. He’s god awful


Fuzylicious

Insane to think Baribo had to “prove” he was good enough but that kid gets hand gifted game time lmao


Fuzylicious

But he’s a local kid!!! 😂


Any-Act6445

That’s why he was handed time lol


Awaken_the_bacon

With the way we have been playing recently is a prime example why the USL and MLS should combine to relegate teams.


Perryplat199

I don’t think they could make me more sad than the Phillies jsut did but I bet they’re really gona try


AtTheLawLibrary

I think that if Thai HAD been offside, that would have been interference. But Elliot didn't touch the ball, so the offside line didn't reset when he was offside. On the initial header back towards goal that served as the assist for Bueno, the Montreal defender's foot was actually back behind Thai, thereby making him onside.


Obvious_MD

These fucking announcers are talking like they are at a golf tournament, Jesus


tackypasta93

Apple really got the two most uninterested people in soccer to commentate


heriwulf

My kids: “If I was only listening, I wouldn’t know anyone scored a goal. These announcers are sleepy!”


diablorojo6337

I've heard golf announcers more animated than these guys.


Will_from_PA

Jesus Good


Perryplat199

“If it takes this long it’s a goal”


TriflingHotDogVendor

I swear the ref started to put the whistle in his mouth when the Union cleared it to midfield, but Montreal got possession back and he let them have possession for another 30 seconds until the Union won it back then immediately blew the whistle. Add in the commentators that are just about openly rooting for Foot Club and it feels like shenanigans might be coming. Or not. I'm a hot dog salesman wtf do I know.


SelfServeSporstwash

For real, they sounded straight up disgusted when Quinn scored


DidierDirt

We stink.


gabriel197600

So we’re just getting straight up Montreal announcers now? They aren’t even trying to hide their bias…these 2 fools are among the worst I’ve heard on the Apple TV crews, and that’s saying something!


DidierDirt

Ok we now have guys pulling out props on us. Shut it down til 2025.


gabriel197600

Look Guys…they let us bring 1 water into the SOOB during a heat wave. What’s all the complaining about???


ReturnedFromExile

finally. woohooo.


DidierDirt

Rick has to come out stronger there.


ReturnedFromExile

yeah that was bad. veterans CBs could have done better cleaning up too


CaptainMoonracer

I’m so tired of Glesnes and Elliot. Play Makanhya and some whatever other 17 year old we have. This is disgusting


Will_from_PA

If it’s not one thing, it’s another. What the hell happened to this defensive unit?


Ok-Foundation-4553

What's sad is the past three years they build up a solid fan base, season ticket sales rise, and Sugarman does nothing over three years to alleviate an aging squad. If this doesn't show you what bad ownership is, I don't know what does. The whole league is evolving, but we continue to sign Dutch 3rd division 17 year olds. What a disgrace.


Egon3

I feel like I'm listening to a late night radio show with these commentators' lack of energy.


Will_from_PA

I always mute the stream and [put the radio on](https://975thefanatic.com/)


bdperucki79

I tried but I can't get it to sync up so there is a 3 second delay that bugs me but I wish there was a way to get home and away broadcasts.


Will_from_PA

Oh, the radio is always like, 2 minutes ahead of my stream since I sail the seven seas to watch lol


ryanb2010

lol only 6 people on the bench for Union. Big yikes.


CaptainMoonracer

DOOOOOPPPPP


SelfServeSporstwash

Just once I’d like us to play well in both halves


Any-Act6445

At the dying minutes again… come on defense


Will_from_PA

This team loves to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory


HeyImGilly

That damn bell is annoying


tackypasta93

I hate that thing


tackypasta93

Asshole should get a red for that nonsense


fallser

I wanna barf


sgrzy01

How can we be so bad that the 14th place team is having their way with us.... I know we've been struggling but God damn


SCzero3

Because we're the 14th place team


kjconice

I’m embarrassed.


Scotty10711

It’s time. Blow it up. Thanks for the fun ride the last three years or so. Doop


bierdimpfe

Gazzi's on the bench; hes back!!!


BC_Ages

The 4-4-2 should be interesting, wonder how long it’ll be before Gazzi is on the field


bierdimpfe

I'm cautiously optimistic, though I doubt in play we see much of the diamond. Does Rafa have a secondary position or does he just play CAM? I suspect we see Gazdag come on as a forward.


Vexonal

Jim’s gonna get fired for this display


tackypasta93

He won’t. It’s not his fault the team doesn’t spend money


Timmichanga1

He's not perfect but how do you coach your way out of no investment during the off season and your best keeper being out for half the season while your only center backs collectively have the worst seasons of their careers? I don't think this is on him


Timely-Entertainer-4

Needs to get fired


fallser

Does he though? Look at this pathetic roster.


Timely-Entertainer-4

Jim has a loser mind set let's sub out the one striker on the field and hope for a draw that is not respectable


frankthebob123

Fire him? What’s another coach going to do with this roster?


thanksbastards

Sit McGlynn and Wagner, figure out how to play an offside trap and attack through the middle.


BigMACfive

Ahhh shit. Here we go again.


DarkwingMcQuack

Average age of the starting xi is just under 24.


DidierDirt

Jesus Good.


Perryplat199

Jesus good


schleppymcschleppo

I am here to Doop and I am am Dooping.


Perryplat199

:/


dividedblu

If I was in goal they would have scored on that one 😐


kjconice

I’m tired. 😪


Scotty10711

This central back pairing are toasted. Can Apple refund half my money for the year 😂


CaptainMoonracer

We have to have at least one lawyer in here. There’s 13k sub members now


fallser

Mother humper…


orgelbauer

And there it is.


Awaken_the_bacon

Didn’t even try to block that.


Gerdss7

Glesnes stepping to no man’s land and harriel whiffing on his 6th challenge of the half. Team is a joke


Posaune34

Comical, even.


ReturnedFromExile

i felt nothing when they just scored.


killuin123

What a collapse


Will_from_PA

Bro are you fucking kidding me?


CaptainMoonracer

Then I die


tackypasta93

The ref with the fist bump after the yellow lmao what is this


SelfServeSporstwash

Sell the damn team


avlambo21

COFFIN TIME STOP BEING LAME ASS BITCHES SONS OF BEN. FUCKING DO IT


gabriel197600

#SELLTHETEAM


Atre16

Someone needs to be fired. Today.


CaptainMoonracer

I like this change of shape , but maybe it’s just that it’s something different


DidierDirt

That is shocking.


joementat

I think Elliot didn't get the touch to it (maybe). Baribo was onside when Flach headed it back in


ryanb2010

Whew doop


SelfServeSporstwash

LMAO the announcers are fucking clueless


CaptainMoonracer

We are dropping so deep already


CaptainMoonracer

We’re playing like everyone’s dog died at halftime


No_Statistician9289

Glesnes has been just plain awful


Will_from_PA

You could say this for basically every game this year unfortunately


No_Statistician9289

Oh yeah that’s what I meant


ReturnedFromExile

i’m generally rough on quinn, but even without goal i like what ive seen from him tonight


Vegiesss

Close the curtin after that substitution


heriwulf

There is no way that Semmle is worse than this


elboltonero

🤣


Waifu_Daki

Bros…


Flapps38

We're incapable of keeping leads this season...


tackypasta93

Maybe if they just bought fucking players then we wouldn’t have to have our souls crushed every match


fallser

Union are spending money like it’s 2012.


gabriel197600

And Fuck these sleepy assed biased Announcers in particular. As if the result wasn’t torture enough!


Fine_Ice_3451

Quinn “holds the ball until he has 3 defenders on him and loses it every single time or rockets it super wide” Sullivan


CaptainMoonracer

Tai for Mbaizo???????? JIM NOW IM UPSET


BC_Ages

So Sullivan forward with Gazdag supporting?


CaptainMoonracer

I have no idea what this shape is anymore


ReturnedFromExile

tai was dead. mbaizo at least can cross the ball. sulli just moved up top


ryanb2010

I don’t wanna :(


CaptainMoonracer

The mls really needs to fix not being able to call up union 2 players to fill the bench rather then only a limited number of short term loans


tackypasta93

Or the owners could actually spend money on players 🤷🏼‍♀️


CaptainMoonracer

What are they reviewing?


ryanb2010

Looked to me like Baribo was offsides, in front of the keeper


ReturnedFromExile

100% was. keeper had to account for him.


CaptainMoonracer

I should probably just turn the sound on


BC_Ages

Captions brother


CaptainMoonracer

Pathetic fucking marking. He waltzed right through


tackypasta93

They don’t even have any other left backs. Awesome


CaptainMoonracer

Last thing we need is our only left back getting hurt


jackie-_daytona

Why does it feel like we are playing down a man?


CaptainMoonracer

Well good thing they let edwards take it


Obvious_MD

I know he’s a kid, but Rick should not be starting


ReturnedFromExile

the seeds of this were planted in January-March with that offseason. They are underperforming even my low expectations.


SelfServeSporstwash

We don’t have a single actual striker on the field. We need to make moves this window and it’s looking like we aren’t even going to do anything


fallser

Montreal is inept also…coulda been 3-2 there


Perryplat199

Well… they made up for it


SelfServeSporstwash

How predictable


kneece74

yep Harriel you are so athletic


rpm183

He's not good enough


rpm183

Guess who


XSC

Cooked


Perryplat199

The main play by play guy sounds familiar. Why


MarvinGay

Someone graffiti Sugarman Out at the stadium.


thanksbastards

> 2-2, the most dangerous lead in soccer `-Jim Curtin, probably


tackypasta93

I feel bad for Rick :( poor kid has to deal with this ass team


frankthebob123

Rick was ass today, bring back Semmle, at least he tried to block


tackypasta93

I agree but he’s just a kid. Sad thats what we have at this point


CaptainMoonracer

Pains me to admit but Union matches have finally been relegated to second tv with volume on mute


Posaune34

Try the Bananas darling, they’re sublime


Posaune34

I’m losing my mind


HectorsMascara

At least we won that Mickey Mouse Supporters' Shield that one time!


thanksbastards

Fuck Kai Wagner. You can't call out ownership, act like your teammates aren't putting in a shift, and then casually jog back leaving Harriel to deal with 2 attackers for the 4-2 goal.


Awaken_the_bacon

Is the Montreal pitch smaller than pitches in the states? It looks more on par with EFL, or are the cameras closer?


Awaken_the_bacon

Curtin is giving off some Dragula vibes.


CaptainMoonracer

Is it me or is Donovan playing on the right and Sullivan is more through the middle?


ReturnedFromExile

flat 4-4-2. Sulli RM


Straight-Fan4564

Just checking, is this an MLS match?


sgrzy01

I predict maybe one shot on goal from the Union tonight..


sgrzy01

I sincerely apologize.... DOOP!


SCzero3

I know Josef Martinez has been injury prone these last few years and is starting to become a MLS journeyman, but I'd like to see what he could do with the Union. The Union create chances, we need someone who will act on those chances.


tackypasta93

Hubbys prediction is that they fire Berhalter after Mondays game and hire Curtin for the World Cup.


ReturnedFromExile

that would be a disaster for all involved


CaptainMoonracer

Ooh Quinn cross it.


BC_Ages

Do I see confidence?


Atre16

It's almost as if a tactical change to suit the roster as it currently is was a good idea or something.


Atre16

Lol we're fucked


CaptainMoonracer

God dammit


Will_from_PA

Oh goddammit


BC_Ages

Ngl that was pretty good


sgrzy01

How does that little man Tower over our defense and get that header....


BC_Ages

I think it was the run-up


ReturnedFromExile

effort


Perryplat199

Can they turn the commentary up a bit and literally EVERYTHING ELSE down .


CaptainMoonracer

DOOP DOOP


DidierDirt

Coming back


CaptainMoonracer

Chess not checkers there from the Hebrew hammer


DidierDirt

My lawn would love some of this rain right about now.


ReturnedFromExile

wow. that was kinda a lousy var check…… but we’ll take it.


CaptainMoonracer

Giving the English crew at euros a run for their money


SelfServeSporstwash

Baribo was onside when the offside line was reset though.


ReturnedFromExile

yeah? hmm. will have to rewatch


SelfServeSporstwash

It was really tight. But the anouncers being clueless has made the conversation focused on the entirely wrong point of contention


Posaune34

Can’t believe that was given 😅😅 Even VAR feels bad for us


tackypasta93

They didn’t explain the goal - he was on sides when flach played the ball in since Elliott didn’t touch it


Posaune34

Ah, makes sense. I’m watching Canada Chile at the same time so I’m not really in the game


Late-Budget3090

Anyone got a stream they can DM me please?


CaptainMoonracer

Here it comes


SelfServeSporstwash

Why the actual fuck are we settling in for a draw when we have consistently sucked ass at that?


Any-Act6445

This team is so ass bro why do we put ourselves through this 😂


dividedblu

Ok wtf happened. I got off the train it was 2-2 🤬


SelfServeSporstwash

Was that not an inderect kick? How the fuck is that standing?


AtTheLawLibrary

It was direct (iirc it was a foul that was called). And even if it was indirect, Elliot touched it before it crossed the goal line.