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Assassin32123

8 nightmare seat


villain-mollusk

But I can't tear my eyes away from it. I . . . I'm tempted


Hoodrick

8 is gonna be a wild ride


Talkin-Shope

3 is close enough to watch without getting into it, maybe you get to chat with Schopy


Not_Neville

I wanna sit in 8. Schop and I'll rag on Hegel together.


Ballerheiko

1 would be my spot, simpy because i am german and vaguely related to Friedrich Engels, so i'd have a catch up topic with with my greatgreatgreat...uncle's best mate Karl.


TuvixWasMurderedR1P

We got Marxist lineage right here in this sub!


TuvixWasMurderedR1P

We got real Marxist aristocratic lineage right here in this sub!


TuvixWasMurderedR1P

lol whoops


Not_Neville

"Marxist aristocratic" - oxymoron?


SkabeAbe

#7 the jokster in me want to say "so we can shut up and get some sleep" but actually its because i want to discuss Kierkegaard and faith


Not_Neville

With Hegel, Descartes, and Wittgenstein??


SkabeAbe

With Wittgenstein 👌


Not_Neville

oh


SamBrown00230

If I am lucky, he will crush my skull


Chemical_Cookie9981

Number 8!!!


cicero_agenda_poster

Seat #6 100%


DeleuzeJr

#5 as I should be accompanied by my father


Cryoborn

Philosophers pictured, from left to right, top to bottom. Sartre, Schelling, Derrida Marx, Nietzsche, Deleuze, Hume Irigaray, Spinoza, Descartes Heidegger, Beauvoir, Lyotard, Wittgenstein Arendt, Schopenhauer, (daddy) Hegel I'm going five :3


zoqfotpik

6 if I feel like arguing with my seatmates. 8 if I want my seatmates to argue with each other.


ShibWithoutOrgans

Number 5 absolutely! Sitting between Deleuze and Hume with Spinoza behind us is going to be a blast, Derrida was amicable with Deleuze and it'd be interesting to chat a bit with Schelling since I know next to nothing of him other than the close proximity he shared with Hegel - Descartes is going to be in for a rough time haha. Failing that Number 6, sat next to Spinoza with Leotard at the back and Deleuze in front is definitely an honorable mention. If I'm in a bad mood then maybe I sit in number 8 and swap seats with Arthur just to fuck with Hegel's flight.


Drbob_

1 for sure


immei

5


Critical-Ad2084

1 at least you'll hear some interesting mescaline trip anecdotes 5 and 6 could even have some kind of positive impact on your life/perception 7 and 8 will increase your odds of committing suicide or at least put you in your way to clinical depression


ConfusedMudskipper

I'm taking 1.


[deleted]

6! Spinoza and I'll be spittin...ignoring the fuck out of Descartes frfr


autohrt

8 would be really fun if I didn't have to contribute


catmandoo9000

8 cuz itd be interesting


Ok_Thing_9391

1 or 6


nothingfish

Could not be #3. Hannah Arendt was a segregationist. I'd take the next flight with Butler and Foucault.


Not_Neville

Uh - does that mean you're neither white nor a child?


Why_Limit_to_20

I’ll sit next to Wittgenstein… teach him a thing or two about his Tractatus (it’s a revenge thing for having to read it more times than I can count); please, give me the win.


ChiseHatori002

Easily #4. I'm talking with Derrida the whole flight and it's gonna be incredible lmao


Existing-Strain6547

Any of them,because they are all dead


villain-mollusk

Can we talk about how Schopenhauer has the seat closest to the bathroom? I feel like that was intentional. I mean, you think he was whiney before . . .


Katten_elvis

Taking the next flight


AntonioMussolini

1... to throw spitballs at Marx and blame it on Neitzsche. I hate capitalism, but Neitzche deserves a wedgie. 6 or 7 would be great, too, actually.