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Shy_Mango

They burp them out*


[deleted]

This is what i always thought when i was little.


Lord_Strepsils

It’s a normal long range sphere shaped burp but the nether simply lights the gas on fire turning it into a fireball, it’s always towards you because who doesn’t love burping in other peoples faces


RealDoodleYT

They shoot them


_-Maximbugnoot

vomit


Ok_Designer_6376

r/beatmetoit


RubPublic3359

Yes the real right anwser


ShreksLongDong

what did op say


RealDoodleYT

"iF tHeY sHoOt ThEn WhErE's ThE gUn!?"


IExist0fficial

Shooting is the act or process of discharging a projectile from a ranged weapon \-Wiki def of "Shooting" Meaning it doesn't have to be a gun. The ranged weapon here is the mouth of the ghast while the projectile is the circular fireball(the fireball is also considered a projectile from wiki's standards.)


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

I Like how you thought I was being fr when I said “where’s the gun then” when I js wanted to make a joke dumbass


C0mpl3x1ty_1

You're digging yourself in a bigger hole, just cut the losses


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Casually searches up how to r/whoosh someone


Deafvoid

Bri casually made a new woooosh type


Nab7572000

r/itswooooshwith4os


Minecraftpro303

In my opinion, they spit them out, because it seems to come out of the mouth of the ghast, and maybe the ghast is just very good at spitting them at us, the only way i see it to be shoot is if they were mechanical, so until we are told that they are mechanical it shall be spit to me


RealBurger_

*"sometimes my genius is so big, it scares me"*


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Where is the gun then


RealDoodleYT

Shoot, verb: "move suddenly and rapidly in a particular direction."


ANGERYTURTLE123

I need to check this Update:it’s true, second verb, idk how else to describe it


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

I didnt Need a lesson dumbass


RealDoodleYT

I can't help but notice I'm making actual arguments to prove my case, and you're just using swear words.


BetaFuchs

weird right?


[deleted]

yeah


GospodinStakor

Real heavy??


ChristosPet7

Chat is this real?


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Is this real?


Fabian206

Average 13 yr argument


Superfattyfat

It was a joke lol why are yall so dumb


RealDoodleYT

Everyone, look! We found OPs alt!


Superfattyfat

Why would the alt account be created before the main account?…


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

EXACTLY


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

I only have one acc


[deleted]

I think you did


CATelIsMe

Ayo! I know you! (Kinda)


[deleted]

yes you do


[deleted]

Clearly do


Ninjatroll3452

If your reaction to an argument that is pretty much just a fact is to insult that person and not to make an argument back or just say that you didn't know that or something like that but to straight up insult them then I it's safe to say that you're the dumbass here.


Fluid_Pie_9428

You sound like a tsundere 💀


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[удалено]


Fluid_Pie_9428

"I didn't need a lesson dumbass" just read it with a little bit more sweet voice and you will hear it


Fabian206

99 percent of semi-aggressive shit with a sweet voice can pass as tsundere


Fluid_Pie_9428

That's exactly what I meant :3


D00SHBR4IN

Ok that was just rude


Greatgiant19

Average 10year old response


random_redditor24234

Obviously you do


MagMati55

You clearly do not know that bows, slingshots and animals also can shoot projectiles


DavidTsyhan

Also robots can, and antibloon, ok im already going more on other games now.


TetraWasHere

Bro got net zero karma from this post just by saying stupid things


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Yeah I think I should just never post again


Waffle-Gaming

no just dont be stupid


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Ok


__---_KONQUER_---__

was not stupid.. maybe the question was just a joke or whatever, people really really love jumping on others throat for the smallest of reasons ho mah foken gosh.


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

It was a joke


__---_KONQUER_---__

ynow... you can r/woosh them all, its your greatest weapon rn.


quacattac28alt

He’s literally just “defending” himself. He’s being rude all over this comment section and definitely needs mental help. Mfs dumber than Goku.


__---_KONQUER_---__

yall (including him if hes really doing what ur saying) make too much drama lol.


__---_KONQUER_---__

can people stop being so butthurt for a simple question and possibly a joke? people really fight and hate on someone for the tiniest stuff possible wtf. ik i will be downvoted to oblivion too but god friggin dammit...


Superfattyfat

I know right? Ive seen things 20 times worse than what he said that was upvoted to heaven. Its so ridiculous.


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

YOU TOO ARE SPITTING FACTS


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

WHO DOWNVOTED THIS MAN RIGHT HERE? HES SPITTING FACTS


ArduinoPi1

Neither. They shoot fireballs.


CATelIsMe

Op thwn says: "WheREs The GuN?"


Kiryonn

Don't be like that, even if it's true, don't participate in more hating. I think he got the message by now.


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Thanks


CaptainRex2345

Nawww, you were using swear words, shooting doesn’t mean gun, you can even shoot arrows with something that isn’t a gun


JackFJN

Okay, but where _is_ the gun? ,:\


CATelIsMe

It's an orgun


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

I ALREADY GOT THE GODDAMN MESSAGE OK?


CaptainRex2345

Jeez, calm down, nobody is provoking you, you caused this urself


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Did nobody see what I replied to the person who gave me a lesson when I was kidding


CATelIsMe

Ok sorry


Spiderfffun

Or you could say they shit firebaalls out their mouth


Some_Guy8765678

Like [Kenny](https://www.hobbydb.com/marketplaces/hobbydb/catalog_items/kenny-buttface)


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


Capriquarius_64

Puke


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

REAL


Lunaticultistt

Fake 😈


Moaiyafied

Reddit hivemind moment


magin_69

They sneeze them out, cuz there always crying


Gudi124

They cast them


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Would make sense but it doesn’t because ghasts are not wizards


Gudi124

Cast (verb): to throw something, to cause something to appear. Fishermen cast lines, and they're not wizards, are they?


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

actually that makes sense


CaptainRex2345

ShOoT


NoMeasurement6473

Sneeze


SuperSpaghetti123

boykisser pfp


NoMeasurement6473

Protogen PFP


SuperSpaghetti123

yuh huh


[deleted]

LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMBLEEEEEE


Waffle-Gaming

can i be here


[deleted]

Im running security, so we gonna need an announcer


CATelIsMe

Lmao that pfp


TheAmazingFreddyAdam

No , they cu-


craft_to_death

FINISH THE SENTANCE


Sean36389

m


craft_to_death

Nice


quacattac28alt

ck steve


TheAmazingFreddyAdam

what is ck


IdontKnow12345_

Why do you need to say "fuck zodiac signs" what do it have to do with it


XxXHowddoXxX

It's part of the meme templete this is based on


IdontKnow12345_

Ok... I just don't understand the reference there


XxXHowddoXxX

I think it's just because when the meme template was created Zodiac Signs were very popular and you coudn't go very far without seeing something about them. Nowadays, it doesn't mean much and is just used because it was part of the original meme.


IdontKnow12345_

Okay thanks 👍


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Cuz why not


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Why do people downvote my post I alr got the message


Superfattyfat

People just need a reason to hate ​ dont worry bro i got you :)


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

W mans


what_da_clown_doin

Projectile vomit


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

OP being annoying lmao


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

I didn’t even do anything to you


Wise_Lingonberry_453

They shoot them (f you OP)


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

I just wanna take this post down cuz of yall


Chr832

Do it.


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

I GOT THE GODDAMN MESSAGE JACKASS


CaptainRex2345

This post should be taken down bc you fuckin keep swearing, stop it


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

I ONLY SWEARED 3 TIMES


CaptainRex2345

AhHemM, ActUalLy, iT’s SwORe


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Idc


CaptainRex2345

Yeah I know, I think that you’re a kid though, with all the swearing and not being able to deal with being the center of a joke


Moaiyafied

do you have to be so toxic about that


The_Deadly_Dozer09

They projectile vomit them


TheRussianRevulution

They sneeze


Western-Grapefruit36

They “eject” them once theyre “happy” enough


worldofmemes0

ill never sleep again


[deleted]

They summon them and spit on them to get them to move


MrtCakir

They cough fireballs


FirenzeMioBello

Spit; they literally open their mouth to spit it


BaltoMer

Regurgitate


AsexualToast

there is a dispenser in their mouth filled with 9 stacks of fire charges. there is also a double chest and a hopper leading into the dispenser. the chest is full of stacks of fire charges.


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

I just realized that Steve’s hand is made out of obsidian because when he completes return to sender his hand doesn’t catch on fire


Rolahr

..you can set obsidian on fire


Young_Person_42

Does a dragon spit or throw its fire


carlitosjuanito

They dispense it


[deleted]

Throw with tongue


Nictasaur

They Binding Of Isaac them


DerpyMandarin

ejaculate


Cyberk011

Everyone Is wrong They shit the out. The "mouth" is there butt.


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Note to self - I said fireballs instead of firecharges


iforgorsussyballs

Fire charges are different than fireballs. Ghasts do shoot fireballs.


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

Oh I never knew that - Explanation = The textures look similar


Soup_Boy_Campbell

They spit. They confirm this by the lego set. The mouth opens up and can be launch from there. My sign is Cancer 🥰


Amber_sea

They VOMIT fireballs.🤮🔥


Nova-Ecologist

You god damn idiot! You know they puke them!


Eeeeeelile

They shoot the fireballs


Frosty_Secretary2562

They spittin’ fire 🔥


craft_to_death

They screech them out


[deleted]

They gleek fireballs.


Several-Cake1954

I imagine it feels like burping but from deep within you


Mr-Gasmask44

Hmmmmmm both


MCstark07

They are baloon dragons


SolarVisor23

they sneeze them.


Chairman_Ender

They breathe out fireballs.


itsyaboi_71

They breathe it


OneTemperature29

Spit


theQuadron

Projectile vomit


Darkboi98105

Spit


_end3rguy_

Spit


pasta-strainer9000

projectile vomit


XxPapalo007xX

They throw up


DerGemr2

Spit. Like a cat spitting a furball.


Littlebickmickey

i say shoot but you do you


Uchiha_Rohit

They actually sneeze because of basalt particles in the air


Synthesiser-9

They throw them up


Lazarus_Jr1

they cough


BusinessGuru247

Both ends of their stomach are attached to thier mouth, which means they actually fart fireballs


Dxthegod

Projectile vomit


Solid-Independence16

Ghast dont have arms so they spit it


nicolRB

They cry it


DerpyGamerElite

Pretty sure they scream them at you.


mr_uwuthethired

Shoot


name_im_stealing_now

They swallow them


Fritzschmied

Spit


C4tdiscusserb01

Spit or projectile vomit. Or sneeze. Or cough. Really anything where stuff comes out your mouth at very high speeds.


Biome_test

They canonicaly spit them. Sorry for ruining the joke. Btw, my source is the mobeastiary


Sea_Cabinet_9807

they fire them


Any_Discussion_3096

They shoot them, but they’re so fat that the gun is hidden in their body


Minecraft_Is_Cursed_

That makes SOOO much sense


_Tiragron_

Neither, it's their projectile vomit XD


Farid_Beshay

They don’t have hands or a place they take the fire balls from, therefore the only plausible conclusion is that they spit it right in our faces


ZeiraTheGuardian

They vomit


SwiftpoolPaints

They hurl them


AlexDG_YT

Spit, because it comes from their mouths


Dragonrage778

vomit


TypeNull-Gaming

They don't have arms to throw them


[deleted]

yeet


207nbrown

They snore Funfact: ghast sounds are recorded sounds of a sleeping cat


UntoldTemple

Glock


StatisticianPure2804

They obviously sneeze


RandyElPanadero

Spit


Sharky_8668

Spit them out forsure


AccomplishedFall7928

They breath fireballs


infrinted_Nico

I think it's like when you launch popcorn kernels with your mouth


Financial_Leave1013

Obviously spit are u a "early steve" to the game or not, No arms!


Idontmatter69420

They obviously scream and it just comes out