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earningdifficulties

Stares at the ascii art in the nfo files


pitleif

I knew some really skilled ascii artists from my time in the scene.


LZ129Hindenburg

\*hums fitgirl installation music at work\*


CourageEquivalent653

I'm so curious about "fitgirl", is she actually fit


wanderingfloatilla

Not actually a girl, little known fact is that fitgirl is a cat 


Richard-c-b

"There are no girls on the internet"


TechPir8

Life saving advice right here.


jakcom13

Sadly a fakt.


AlhaithamSimpFr

I'm a man now! Finally!


Eorily

Enjoy your newfound rights and religious considerations!


Radulno

There are but I doubt there are many on the cracking scene. Empress is also very unlikely to be a girl despite the name lol


Nihilikara

Ah, but what if the cat is a girl?


-HYDRA_THOR-

I heard that fitgirl was not a human being it is a sentinel AI programmed by a human and that AI repacks every game with ease


Xlxlredditor

Can fitgirl ai learn denuvo cracking?


-HYDRA_THOR-

It's marinating and will be deployed soon So stay tuned!


leybbbo

expected transphobia, got a new headcanon.


LZ129Hindenburg

If repacking was a sport, fitgirl be fit AF


Tavalus

Gotchu fam https://youtu.be/72QAAOaYW2M?si=tT8uDAYgqL7Ec-a6


pentichan

i just wanna know if fitgirl is actually a fit girl out there who’s just a piracy god


Metal_Medical

Or is it because the files are compressed to fit onto your hard drive easier? Hmmmmmm


jakart3

Fit girl actually never pirating (cracking) anything, she just a repacker, from already cracked softwares


dvaeg

I no longer panic if the progress bar seems stuck.


Bwana_Robert

Fitgirl cured me of this fear especially when the game is decompressing.


WerkusBY

j3qq4-h7h2v-2hch4-m3hk8-6m8vw Edit: yes, it's famous win98 serial


EiadSherif2008

Is that a key for WinRAR💀


BiboAFP

Who is evil enough to cheat winrar lmao


thedarkrobot

me I have a company licence. I don't work there


Ba_Ko

if i'm not wrong, it's a windows 98 key that was widely used before.


popovicialinc

Happy Cake Day!


EiadSherif2008

Thank you


Lioreuz

I think it's for Windows 98


einzigwahrer333

The birth of a new one


ImACumsock

FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8


just_hanging_on

V2C47-MK7JD-3R89F-D2KXW-VPK3J


tonybombata

I see you know your xp well!


sLeeeeTo

A succulent Chinese malware


Iamdarb

GET YOU HANDS OFF MY ADMIN PERMISSIONS!


Lylac_Krazy

Memories..... Fuck Gates, William....


Creepy_Animal_3458

Can you explain kind sir


Lylac_Krazy

read the first set of letters in the key..... Its a real old joke.


TaserBalls

*upvotes... then twitches in corner sobbing*


pentarou

We all had this memorized. There were rumors Microsoft used this to track us at the time.


nour112121

Random Cmd Tabs opens and then closes instantly at random


Latter-Comfort8440

It happens every time I open my pc(only on start up tho). Should I be worried?


Affectionate-Pin-678

Yes


Latter-Comfort8440

Can I do something? I have tried scanning for viruses but it comes clean


Affectionate-Pin-678

Tried malwarebyte?


fuck_reddits_API_BS

I think malwarebyte nuked a driver for my printer, lol. Weird.


Jaiden051

Was it an HP printer?


KingYoloHD090504

If it is It's understandable that it nuked the drivers


fuck_reddits_API_BS

Completely lol. But to answer /u/KingYoloHD090504, it's a cheap Canon actually


Xlxlredditor

Hi, MB nuked that driver too. Just reinstall it or try and find an OSS driver, MalwareBytes is worth the not printing


Latter-Comfort8440

Running it right now, will update


okys_9

Good luck


Latter-Comfort8440

Well i quarantined all the threats(they were all in another user that I never use) but the command prompt still opens when I turn on my laptop. Are you sure this is not supposed to happen?


og_toe

this happens to me too but my PC is clean, i think for me it’s caused by a few game mods i’ve installed that run in the background. you have something like that?


Latter-Comfort8440

Nah it turns out it was due to a printer client software that our school uses(papercut.) It was using the cmd prompt to initialise and run in the background. I disabled it and the cmd prompt stopped opening


Latter-Comfort8440

Looks like it was just caused by a printer software used by my school to initialize on startup lol. Malware byte did not detect it(i don't think it should have in any case" I just found it in my startup apps


[deleted]

Windows Defender is actually surprisingly good now Keep in mind if you have any kwacked programs, it will quarantine specific files. These will be false positives.


flatheadscrewdiver

Try Microsoft autoruns And check the startup tab. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/downloads/autoruns


SweetBabyAlaska

Reinstall windows is the only surefire way to get rid of anything.


Ashtxon

Nah I wouldn’t worry too much sometimes windows needs to run things through CMD and they do it quickly like to open a program or something like that, I wouldn’t worry that much just run clean-up and sfc scannow and that always fixes it for me when it happens


boogers19

Meh. My last gpu did that. And now on a new pc I had to install a program to hide the Win10 volume notifications. It also does that. Not every cmd is malicious.


lars2k1

Could be your graphics driver, specifically for Intel. I remember having seen that before on my laptop, where some program 'hkcmd' by Intel did that. Disabled it and gone it was.


namecantbebl0nk

So I'm not the only one huh, lol


MinecraftW06

Spacewar in steam library and it has the most play hours


Chucking_Up

Been a pirate my whole life but I got really O-faced when I noticed Spacewar the other day lmao Can anybody tell me exactly why?


Tavalus

Spacewar is a "fake" game made for developers so they can program and test their games, how will multiplayer work, how do achievements work how to interact with shop etc. It runs on some kind of test environment with less anti cheat because ppl run alpha builds on it that barely work. So pirates use this Steam ID because it's like more forgiving (or something like that, I'm not a crackster)


TBC_Oblivion

Spacewar is actually a real game, you just need to run the steam app id install in the run box or in the steam dev console to install it. steam://install/480/


apollo-ftw1

They also use it for steam api's and such iirc


digitalamish

Before starting, replace x.dll with fixed-x.dll


Noah_BK

Donationware bad. 7zip good. Yeehaw.


Winterfukk

7zip is the best.


maleia

Does 7zip have the ability to embed an archive in a jpg?


cafk

You can do it by copying 2 files together, i.e. `copy /b a.jpg + b.7z c.jpg` on any platform without any tools When you open it regularly it opens the image, as the image [magic bytes are parsed first](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_file_signatures), if you open it with 7z, it looks for the 7z magic bytes and reads the file from there. You can do it for most file types. It's also a stupidly simple way to bypass many "dangerous" files for email, as they don't parse the file, just the file ending.


EnoughConcentrate897

Yeah exactly! It's free, open-source, very efficient and not bloated, easy to use and feature rich.


Winterfukk

The download/install process is quantum computer fast


EnoughConcentrate897

Forgot to mention that! It also takes up barely any disk space. This has just turned into a conversation about why 7-zip is good lol


Ancient-Duty-6885

WinRAR-KeyGen-CORE


LimHwang

Do you have any 7zip for android? The Megathread for android hasn't been updated for a while (Tachiyomi is still on there and one of the modded apk website is no longer exist) and it would be very painful for me to use rar as it don't continue extracting when I turn off the screen and sonetimes it just extract the whole thing again half-way through.


Symantech

I use ZArchiver and it's GOAT


Symantech

Well I've just found out there's an open source alternative called ZipXtract, gotta test it asap upd. Sadly, ZipXtract just extracts files, no browsing. But it does the job well.


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SodaWithoutSparkles

i use termux...


defragged_zebra

X-plore file manager


Noah_BK

I do not use android, so I sadly can't help ya there.


biglu1991

README.txt


maleia

No no Readme.nfo


Dpek1234

To be fair game mods use also use these


ear2theshell

When I tell a friend I watched a new movie and they ask me where it's streaming: ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


nascasho

Me: “I play all my games on Steam!” Friend: “so like, why is your steam library empty?” Me: 😏


Nihilikara

You can put programs entirely unrelated to steam in your steam library. I have curseforge, battle.net, lego universe, and a bunch of other non-steam things in my steam library. Click "Games" in the topbar and select "Add a non-steam game to my library".


jusharp3

r/whoosh


andzlatin

We should seed knowledge to our peers who want it.


mrboback

Third world country


rottemold

Jellyfin


omercanvural

qbittorrent is a legal and open source software.


kg777kool

Would you like this app makes changes on your device?


MuttznuttzAG

.nfo files set by default to open in Notepad


AverageGamer-Dad

Check out damn nfo viewer. It makes the ascii art look cooler


Imaginary_Resource50

Activate Windows 💀


ClockworkBrained

https://massgrave.dev to the rescue :-)


systemhost

It's so legit, easiest new install activation ever.


toberelated

nah bro just activate your windows wth


EiadSherif2008

What version of Windows do you have?


EnoughConcentrate897

Funny thing, MAS AIO (the most popular and effective Windows and Office activator) is hosted on GitHub, a Microsoft owned platform!


Nettooran553

Is PeaZip underrated


_walk

The best one!


ClockworkBrained

I like a lot PeaZip because it has a good Linux version and can handle highly compress ZPAQ files, but I found some stability issues some years ago


tpsmc

My mouse keeps moving on its own.


PossibleDrama9046

have vpn bind with torrent


ObtotheR

7zip matey. Get it. Use it. Love it.


Blubari

*pays to the cyber cafe guy for him to burn a ps2 iso on a disc* *plays GTA [insert country]* *plays a romhack of FIFA/PES with local teams*


Firedriver666

I need more disk storage for my games and movies


The_Woozoo

\_Redist


Tavalus

Why does my alcohol have 120%? That seems dangerous


Knight_dark_57

[An Island](https://gist.githubusercontent.com/MuhammadSaim/de84d1ca59952cf1efaa8c061aab81a1/raw/ca31cbda01412e85949810d52d03573af281f826/rarreg.key)


levelZeroWizard

When I die, wipe my telegram. Don't want my loved ones to think that I follow empress for more than just the games.


Noa15Lv

Hats down to "Free trials" which don't require bank card information.


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DixieNormith

I downloaded Yuzu hours after it went offline :P


mals26

7ZIP is king, winrar reminds me off MS dos days... unrar e c:\malware.rar


60nocolus

klapaucius


konanorigami

It seems to me that you and i are around in the 30s or am i wrong. I totally remembered those cheat 😂


60nocolus

We sure are my friend!!! Let those memories sink in.


konanorigami

Ooh be ga! Sul-sul!


Goren_Nestroy

Starts virtual clone drive


lukeskycoso

I actually have the license for winrar and it was given to me by a colleague of mine because his mother was working for the national railways, and for some reason they bought it. It's like a 3KB file but I haven't seen that screen for a while now. I don't know if it counts as piracy but I am always glad to flex my winrar licence key, the most useless of all.


finalheartbeat

I am even more of a pirate than you, I have pirated WinRAR.


caramel_dog

you monster


[deleted]

7zip sends their regards.


DeveloperBRdotnet

There's no reason to use WinRAR tho.


finalheartbeat

I have been using WinRAR since the age of 8, hard to break old habits


Cool-Jeweler4927

When I use/read the word "streaming", I mean/understand "pirate streaming". Netflix and cie are "paid streaming"


ZLancer5x5

All of my games launch without opening any launcher :3


Lylac_Krazy

I party on September 19th and live on the coast. google the date if you must, but real pirate knows the day!


PauI_MuadDib

When you tell someone about a great show and they ask you who made it/where it's streaming and you have no idea. For awhile I thought Interview with a Vampire was from Paramount+ 🤦🏼‍♀️. It's AMC+ btw lol oopsie.


xRed_K

\*ctrl+t fitgirl-repacks.site\* :)


-spartacus-

file.nfo


ovalseven

file_id.diz


CoolCrab69

"Activate Windows. Go To Settings To Activate Windows."


throwawayboi_06

rarreg.key copy to C:\Program files\Winrar..


Conscious_Trash3016

*Eject Disk*


SirMaster

Why do people use winrar over 7zip? It supports rar just fine.


AWSMxx

Readme.TXT


SamDuymelinck

That could also just be classic gamer. Lots of CD-Roms and DVD-Roms used to have a readme.tct too


AWSMxx

And how did I get these games? Hehe


SamDuymelinck

Meanwhile I got mine because my dad used to love Rollercoaster Tycoon. Acrually still have discs of RCT 1, 2 and 3 (only play 2 still, and of course I have a no-disc crack installed)


MaouOni

"No installation instructions, just run it!"


dadumir_party

I mean who needs to pirate WinRAR when 7-zip is better in every way


_NaiT_

.nfo


Pikachu-69

that "please"


DonLimpio14

sometimes a cmd window pops up and makes me shit my pants


geladeiranova

Weak pirate dont crack their winrar


HolyBaguettee

damn what is my isp complaining about again


ManyaraImpala

REAPER IS NOT FREE. It is a paid software product. If you use it more than 60 days you are required to purchase a license. You have been evaluating REAPER for approximately 420 days. You have run REAPER 9001 times for a total of 9069:01:58. REAPER licenses are very reasonably priced. We offer discounts for personal non-commercial use, and for very small businesses. We are showing you this message, instead of crippling this evaluation version of REAPER, because we do not feel that technological enforcement of licensing policy is in the best interest of our customers.


OB1_ke_knob_E

Her: We should watch that movie Me: Sure *Opens Movie.Name.ReleaseDate.BDRip.x264.LanguageCode.UploaderAlias.mkv*


JasUjang

MYHVT-WQ49M-QRPVF-V86FC-P3R8Y


TooDirty4Daylight

I thought Winrar was free.... have I been using Linux that long? I don't need no stinking Winrar!


Gugou98

I’m Brazilian.


TopHatMincedCat

I don't think I've ever seen an ad in the last two years, after I bought my Android phone.


MelOMGwhyyyy

"how to bypass the premium download"


GreatBaldung

The internet police raided my house once, to confiscate all my controller-to-USB adapters and forced me to make a PSN account


Womgi

I'm financially stable-ish. Not buy winrar rich!


ArenuZero

\*\* Looks at saved bookmarks \*\* Seems about right.


Amero_2005

one day I'll pay Winrar, I swear, I just can't take it seriously knowing I can close that window and still use it, but someday I'll pay my dept with you Winchad.


cripflip69

You know you're a pirate when you can't afford a real license.


Brokeshadow

DOWNLOAD in a massive green coloured box, nope. ^DOWNLOAD^, very visible, coloured, nope. 'download' but just plain old hypertext. Mhm, that's the bitch.


No_Day6257

penjs


Aitorriv

I use a lot of ISO and i don't play basketball


tonybombata

Why does this Nfo file open system information ?


Nano-bit

.NFO


Typical_Bite3023

Somehow always has the latest blockbusters on a 2TB external drive


skandaris

I am brazilian


popeye44

**Notepad is set to Terminal font.**


4Jumper

**L I M E W I R E**


lostindanet

Eject .iso


HenryCrunn

Fiddle-dee-dee, motherfucker.


[deleted]

9 year old me: *checking if Razer started in 1911*


FoxyP1xel

*the financial police officer in his office beying the first to buy it


Ashtxon

"magnet wants to open qbittorent"


schwarzer-gandhi

i dont get that winrar popup


maleia

Daemon Tools Also, I'm also still using Winrar on Win11, lol. I've used Winrar, Peazip, and 7zip. I mostly go back to Winrar every time though. Personal preference. More than anything though, I'm super used to having "extract each to separate folder" right in the context menu with the icon. I think 7zip has it hidden in a second menu.


jakcom13

Wanna play GTA 7 with me?


ovine_aviation

hosts


Mogge321

My computer starts acting super weird sometimes and when I use alt + Tab to see what’s going on, some weird transparent window is open


hat--kid

I sail the 7 sea's


sea-teabag

Preferred media player in the 2000s: DivX


BUDA20

see here babe, when it says 100% press stop


ImBetterThanYou456

"console exclusive releases on PC" yes it's finally free!


Littens4Life

I watch anime on a 2006 iPod


taisirboy77

“please get a new app for this windowsdefender link” (i removed windefender)


ZuphCud

What music do you like?


YoBoJosh

*Never complains about shows and movies being on streaming services I don’t have”


SadraKhaleghi

Tomorrow's our new year - only the very pros will get this 😉 -


fugomert

Using an ad blocker to keep Sarah (24, single, interested in a fun time, 2 km away) away from me