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Someone who hates making pizza made this.
"I majored in accounting."
No self respecting human made this
Looks like someone made it with their feet
The Tarantino Special!
extra flavour 👹
Lmao now I’m just imagining it. I think you’re right
Looks like they put slices together randomly
Tbh who cares looks very edible and I'd smash.
"Didn't taste terrible" but you rated it 2/10? How tf does that make sense?
Dude is very particular about his pizza, apparently
Right 🤣
I guess 1/10 is terrible, 2/10 is shitty? Idk mate I was high, just like I was when I ate the whole pizza
I think your rating is harsh. 1/10 is puke worthy 2/10 is something you won't finish 3/10 is never again 4/10 not good maybe have again 5/10 so-so etc
I like where this is going. Id give it a 4/10 on your scale. My rating made no sense honestly. But I definitely would never get it again.
Why do people always have to tell people their high in attempt to redeem themselves and look cool after looking dumb and embarrassing lol
Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man
What’s the green shit on the pizza
Looks like dried parsley
😬😬
Devil’s lettuce
lol honestly bro with whoever made that absolute shite, it wouldn’t surprise me if they thought adding that would be a good idea
Yeah why do people always have to tell people your high
A pie only a mother could love
Looks like it got stuck on the peel as they tried to put it in the oven. Insane that they wouldn't remake it
Seen much worse, perhaps a telling off or ten minutes on the naughty step.
Looks suspiciously cold
Happy Cake Day
Oh my god that isn’t even cooked fully let alone the crappy cut
With all due respect, the taste was a 2/10???
Cici’s and little Caesar’s tastes better if that says anything
Yea.. No..
I feel like I couldn't make that shape if I tried
You said "didn't taste terrible but" while also saying later "2/10 taste"
Water is wet
actually technically its not
Looks like the oven wasn't hot enough and they threw it in lopsided
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^samiam25: *Looks like the oven* *Wasn't hot enough and they* *Threw it in lopsided* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
This pizza was tortured into being by harvesting the mutilated corpses of criminal pizzas and sewing them together.
This things fucking delicious looking. Needs nacho cheese or marinara to dip it in.
Looks poorly made, but like it's tasty, and imo being tasty is the part that matters most
Terrible bake on that pie
Someone who hates making pizza made this.
"I majored in accounting."
No self respecting human made this
Looks like someone made it with their feet
The Tarantino Special!
extra flavour 👹
Lmao now I’m just imagining it. I think you’re right
Looks like they put slices together randomly
Tbh who cares looks very edible and I'd smash.
"Didn't taste terrible" but you rated it 2/10? How tf does that make sense?
Dude is very particular about his pizza, apparently
Right 🤣
I guess 1/10 is terrible, 2/10 is shitty? Idk mate I was high, just like I was when I ate the whole pizza
I think your rating is harsh. 1/10 is puke worthy 2/10 is something you won't finish 3/10 is never again 4/10 not good maybe have again 5/10 so-so etc
I like where this is going. Id give it a 4/10 on your scale. My rating made no sense honestly. But I definitely would never get it again.
Why do people always have to tell people their high in attempt to redeem themselves and look cool after looking dumb and embarrassing lol
Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man
What’s the green shit on the pizza
Looks like dried parsley
😬😬
Devil’s lettuce
lol honestly bro with whoever made that absolute shite, it wouldn’t surprise me if they thought adding that would be a good idea
Yeah why do people always have to tell people your high
A pie only a mother could love
Looks like it got stuck on the peel as they tried to put it in the oven. Insane that they wouldn't remake it
Seen much worse, perhaps a telling off or ten minutes on the naughty step.
Looks suspiciously cold
Happy Cake Day
Oh my god that isn’t even cooked fully let alone the crappy cut
With all due respect, the taste was a 2/10???
Cici’s and little Caesar’s tastes better if that says anything
Yea.. No..
I feel like I couldn't make that shape if I tried
You said "didn't taste terrible but" while also saying later "2/10 taste"
Water is wet
actually technically its not
Looks like the oven wasn't hot enough and they threw it in lopsided
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^samiam25: *Looks like the oven* *Wasn't hot enough and they* *Threw it in lopsided* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
This pizza was tortured into being by harvesting the mutilated corpses of criminal pizzas and sewing them together.
This things fucking delicious looking. Needs nacho cheese or marinara to dip it in.
Looks poorly made, but like it's tasty, and imo being tasty is the part that matters most
Terrible bake on that pie