Hear me out. When I lived in Germany, you could usually find Turkish pizza at the same places you'd buy a donar kebap. Some genius discovered that if you ask for "Turkish pitza mit donar fleish", you get the best of both worlds.
And holy shit it was delicious!
naw id argue it is a crime, because one, a pizza burrito or burrito pizza would be be like a calzone or like a wrap.
and 2. that thing looks so fucking hard to eat as a burrito that its just nonsense social media clickbait food.
and 3. it is not even wrapped around like a freaking burrito, its a giant taco at best that again can't eat
Doesn look too hard to eat you just need to treat it like a rooast beef or beef wellington, put on a plate and cut it with fork and knife, sure it is not a burrito but still looks very tasty.
How do you even eat this? I absolutely hate the ridiculously huge portions. I can barely get down 3 slices of pizza. And somehow you expect somone to eat and etire pizza, veggies, fries, and like a half pound of brisket. Mfs need to be stopped.
Crime, unless this is a food challenge. If it isn't, then this is the dumbest thing I've seen in a minute.
None of those foods are supposed to go together. It's just others foods, each cooked to achieve something else, slapped onto a (great looking) pizza. And at the end it's probably what, 6-7 pounds of food? Someone might.....*might*....eat a slice and the BBQ while at the restaurant, and then eat more BBQ and pizza if they take it home. Maybe.
If we're being 100% honest, it's a waste of resources, time, other's money, and a slap in the face of anybody who takes cooking seriously.
This is obviously a pizza gyro.
Hear me out. When I lived in Germany, you could usually find Turkish pizza at the same places you'd buy a donar kebap. Some genius discovered that if you ask for "Turkish pitza mit donar fleish", you get the best of both worlds. And holy shit it was delicious!
Italian here. I agree, doner on pizza is great
Yeah, but a lahmacun, aka Turkish pizza, is nothing like this. Lahmacun with döner is very nice, tho.
Fucking bone in?!
Riiight?! Bye bye teefies
Pizza, in a taco? Now that's Italian.
Italxican
This is why we aren't living in space rn
Cant tell if a TikTok or Youtube short. Half expected random ASMR and a fat guy with comically tiny sunglasses to pretend to eat it at the end.
Can I adopt?
Belongs on r/StupidFood
This kind of thing makes me hate America.
Not my thing, but I've seen much worse.
If anything this is a pizza burrito
If anything, this is a bizza purrito.
af inything, pis izza a bis thurrito.
That's clearly a pizza gyro
It's pizza shawarma
This is not a crime, it glorious evolution!
you're under arrest for aiding and abetting.
naw id argue it is a crime, because one, a pizza burrito or burrito pizza would be be like a calzone or like a wrap. and 2. that thing looks so fucking hard to eat as a burrito that its just nonsense social media clickbait food. and 3. it is not even wrapped around like a freaking burrito, its a giant taco at best that again can't eat
Doesn look too hard to eat you just need to treat it like a rooast beef or beef wellington, put on a plate and cut it with fork and knife, sure it is not a burrito but still looks very tasty.
What’s the point of putting it all together if you have to take it apart in order to actually be able to eat it
Thats because it goes in the square hole. (Trash) xD
Taco Town!
Well, it’s not a taco town taco until we roll it in a blueberry pancake, dip it in batter, and deep fry it until it’s golden brown.
Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!
Don't forget the Guacamolito sauce!
Or the Parisian Crepe
#TACO TOWN!!!!!
More Quakamolito sauce!
That’s kebab filling not burrito…
You can burrito just about anything
Can I burrito myself?
Fuck whatever this is.
Burrizza
Pizzrito
This does not seem like a good combination of flavors.
You've never had at a 1am kebab
*shaggy creates a 14 double decker club with ham, turkey, bacon, tomato, lettuce, mayo, and mustard * "Okay now how the fuck am I supposed to eat it?"
I thought Shaggy was a vegetarian at least that's what people told me.
Maybe in certain movies and media but he definitely isn't vegetarian. He was eating crawdads in zombie island
If your Shaggy, just unhinge your jaw like a python and down it in one go.
The indigestion though
What’s the name of this place? I’m curious as to how much this monstrosity would cost
Sauce??? XD
That's not a crime, that's my future right there!
thats a whole ass meat and potatoes meal, just haphazardly wrapped in a pizza for no reason!
What a waste of food.
Clearly not a burrito
It's as if millions of arteries cried out and were instantly clogged
What is it, hearty one?
I personally hate whoever made this
Pointless. Your just gonna take it home and eat the components with a fork and knife. Literally has a big ass bone in it.
it looked perfect coming out of the oven. sometimes it's best to keep it simple.
I don't care if it's a crime. I'd eat one right now.
Heart attack speedrun
I think Queen sang a song about this: “Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer heart attack! WeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeEEEEeeeee’re CARDIAC!”
If it was smaller proportion I’d totally eat it
No, I say we give this one a pardon. It's not a crime it just belongs on r/stupidfood
Music name?
some bizarre remix of she wolf by shakira
Feel bad for the plumber.
Don’t worry. It’s so big, it’s probably in Australia and they got Bruce the plumber over there. If it’s Texas, yeah, poor plumber.
I'm a 6'1 stocky guy, fairly fit and one bite of this would fill me up. This is an absolute travesty.
This is new level of big back
That is way too overfilled imo
The editing is a crime
Lionfield: NOT APPROVED
TACO TOWN!
There is no point on having meat there. there is no point in having pizza this way. Come on! You can't even eat like 15% of this.
Wasteful slop
Don’t let the Italians see this or we’re doomed
WW3 coming up, it’s propaganda to push them against the west xD
Would
if it were a burrito flavored pizza, then it'd be a burrito pizza... this is a pizza burrito. get your naming conventions down people.
It's not folded like a proper burrito, it's a pizza chalupa at most
I’m sure it’s called the Heartstopper
How do you even eat this? I absolutely hate the ridiculously huge portions. I can barely get down 3 slices of pizza. And somehow you expect somone to eat and etire pizza, veggies, fries, and like a half pound of brisket. Mfs need to be stopped.
Is that a whole shoulder?
TACO TOWN!
Crime, unless this is a food challenge. If it isn't, then this is the dumbest thing I've seen in a minute. None of those foods are supposed to go together. It's just others foods, each cooked to achieve something else, slapped onto a (great looking) pizza. And at the end it's probably what, 6-7 pounds of food? Someone might.....*might*....eat a slice and the BBQ while at the restaurant, and then eat more BBQ and pizza if they take it home. Maybe. If we're being 100% honest, it's a waste of resources, time, other's money, and a slap in the face of anybody who takes cooking seriously.
No
HELLO DIABETES
No.
Eat it all separately
Bro that’s a gyro
Idk if this is a pizza crime but it definitely falls into r/stupidfood
This is literally an [SNL skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc)
Burrizza (but prolly overused joke)
Diabet
Nooo pizza!! 😥 i'm italian.
Bro this is questionable is it Italian mexican but mostly I'm set on American
I'd eat this, like 1/5th of this