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ParksVSII

“[You swallowed a pool ball?” “I wish just one…”](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/cdd9fcea-8e02-4271-b518-6ab6ea2ac9ae)


justanother420dude

Dude one of my favorite shows hands down


slappy_mcslapenstein

I installed one of those for a client last year. His issue was that his medication was giving him very hard turds and they were getting stuck in the trapway on his old toilet so we were out there twice a week to auger his toilet out. I recommended installing a toilet with an XL trapway and he hasn't called me since it was installed. Those are also pressure assist. For a client on a budget they'll get the job done for less than $200.


checkit_ralph

Can confirm. Not your client, but my son drops some of the biggest bombs I’ve seen and it handles it.


CatBrisket

See, I got this so my kids would stop cloggin the toilet with massive solid turds. My teenage daughter somehow jammed it up....only happened once, but now I'm in doubt of their "7 billiard balls" capacity....probly really 6 balls.


zewill87

What do you feed the beast?


MidniteOG

[needs a poop knife](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/)


Sensitive_Main_8311

I had one like this too.. kinked an auger cause of how hard these things were. He would only take a new toilet if it was a specific color. I started charging alot more every trip out til he decided to use someone else.


Hinote21

I'm in awe the number of colored toilets I've seen. Black is ok, in certain instances but... Why? It's a toilet not a fashion statement.


apartmentplumber

Pink and teal are really popular in 50s and 60s themed houses


Craigo_7

My mum still has the teal set and she's recently acquired the pink taps to go on the teal sink. It works


apartmentplumber

I like the look, never really liked the pink though


Hinote21

I believe you. But I find it strange


lanastab

I don't know any plumber who would install a toilet for $200 - let alone supply and install one.


slappy_mcslapenstein

Yeah. After install it was close to $700 but the toilet was less than $200.


lanastab

Oh misread that


hvacthrowaway223

This sub recommended this toilet. It is awesome.


reddituser77373

If big toilet industrial complex really cared about their consumers they'd offer a free poop knife with every toilet. Instead, we get this. Next edition, flush 6 bowling balls!


Philip712

[poop knife story](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


oleskool7

I loved the story. Thank you. Whereas we didn't have a poop knife, we did have a plunger handle that we used in a similar manner. But I always blamed ours on those transitional toilets sold in the late 90's.


fxx_255

Honestly, if this is a real issue... And I unfortunately do believe it, ... At my last job our manager impressed all of the company with an incredible clog.... Anywho, wouldn't it be worthwhile to invent a water knife or something to chop up said mess?


JesusInTheButt

I got that toilet. It has a soft close lid and hasn't clogged yet


Significant_Eye_5130

Most I’ve ever eaten is 6.


cyberspaceking

Picture shows six… so your good to go.


Friendly_Item_9948

If the 8 ball goes down first, do they lose?


Theelfsmother

Because America will use anything for measurement provided it's not the metric system.


LondonDavis1

My guess is this is manufactured by American Standard.


Vane88

Looks like they upped their game and decided 27 golf balls wasn't enough 🤣


AccidentallyRelevant

Glacier Bay


slappy_mcslapenstein

Glacier Bay.


NYR525

Can confirm: my late father in law was the director and engineer at American Standard that started the whole "billiard ball flushing" campaigns. Miss you, Mike!


quantum-mechanic

Did he die from all the billiard balls he had to pass for those final quality checks?


NYR525

Nah, it was when we were at a bar and one fell out of his pant leg. The thugs we were playing thought he was sharking them. Guess he forgot one


LondonDavis1

I think that would be a fun job.


NYR525

He loved it! He was an engineer at heart with a flair for telling stories, which go hand in hand in that job


scottaudubon

for when you are shitting bricks


joshhazel1

Or shitting pool balls


huffing_farts

Because I'm a 15 foot long 700lb hamster who shits out billiard ball sized spherical turds


TheMegaSaiyan

Perfect for a reeeal American sized shit. Just the way Uncle Sam always dreamed of.


cajunbander

Because it’s a cheaply made Glacier Bay that they have to gimmick you into buying. They don’t want you to know this: poop and toilet paper ain’t slick like billiard balls are. And I’d bet the trapway isn’t glazed.


quigs17

I bought one of these for a rental I was living. It was an emergency and it was the only toilet in my budget at the time . It works great, more worried about getting parts for the pressure tank if it ever fails


warname

I just installed one of these for an acquaintance the other day.. he is the kind of guy where I felt like I had to remind him that flushing billiard balls down the toilet was a really bad idea.


SlamMonkey

You’ve never worked in a bar with pool tables.


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I have an issue with this. I only see 6 billiard balls. I need to see this put into action.


dxbdale

r/unexpectedarcher


Ratathosk

Crap, i have eight billiard balls i need to flush asap :(


DaveTN

Still can’t handle “flushable” wipes tho.


eatingganesha

Because there are plenty of people out there who refuse to admit they have a problem, much less see a Gastroenterologist.


MonsieurBon

Does it work with cube shaped wombat poop though? That’s the real question.


spongemonkey2004

Have you not seen the show archer? try beating pam's record then ask if those toilets are necessary.


joboo62

Because the day after Thanksgiving toilet clog is definitely a thing.


TradeMasterYellow

OP obviously never done night call in Las Vegas before.


mortyj

Advertisement had how many ping pong balls in one flush. Nephew wanted to know how many baseballs


needsomethingtodo_

Let's see if I can take a couple decks of cards, straight flush!


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/MeowjinBoo/status/1526232665933852672 I literally saw this outside my wholesalers dumpster and posted the same thing.


420DepravedDude

I see 6…


Wegsehn

Y nut? Get ur hand in easier, to pull log.


beeru4me

How many kilos of cocaine can it flush down the toilet at once though, asking for a friend


OriginalPaperSock

It's because of the implication.


ElictricD

Because job security is # 1 priority.


_Schultze_

Kids.


416woods

I bet they’re so confident no one will try ... it probably doesn’t even flush 1 lol.


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Throwaway021614

Listen, Tuesday nights sometimes get wild


PepeTheElder

Look these are all great points everyone is making but my problem is this: why tf didn’t they use 7 and 15?!?


nickcliff

THERE ARE SEVEN BALLS


Narrow_Height4505

Because if it can swallow a bowling ball then your mother in law can come over for taco Tuesday.


Visible-Difficulty21

Just in case you need to get rid of something super fast.


Dependent-Finish4252

So we have to go on more service calls make more money


ZedTheLoon

So the customer knows what to put down the toilet in the event of a clog


Wolfpack34

I'll take that challenge


Claps2020

Americans will use any thing as a measurement system other than the metric system


MidniteOG

Conspiracy to put plumbers out of Business


Old_school_Swede

Don’t forget the 7 ball.


Maleficent-Tea557

So we can get more business


rationalWON

Can confirm this toilet is Grrreat! Cheap yet effective, also cleans bowl well. Only regret was not getting one for other bathroom


bzzibee

Finally, been meaning to get rid of those.


Adventrr

When I was a kid we moved into my new house and my dad was all proud to tell us our toilets are top of the line they can flush *24 golf balls*… but why dad, why.