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SlenderLlama

Hey /u/BTTF41, it’s me ***Ashanti***, we’ve been DM’ing on Facebook for a while now. I’m fully over Nelly and want you baby. I just need 10k to hire a lawyer to get my alimony and then you’ll get millions once the case goes through Warm regards, Ashanti


Digger__Please

Don’t listen to this imposter! it me, the real Ashanti you know from Facebook and my concerts you disappointingly don’t remember. All monies should be forwarded to me, thx bi.


blackdahlialady

All the other Ashantis are just imitating


Humaj

Will the real Ashanti please stand up and explain why the question "have you been to my concerts?" proves anything?


big_sugi

Hi; real Ashanti here. If you’d been to my concerts, you’d know.


SumTingWong_WiTuLo

Please stand up, please stand up


MaxPowerToTheExtreme

Will the Real Ashanti please...oh wait someone further up already did that one. Damn!


blackdahlialady

I know right, I saw someone else who wrote hi, I'm Frank sinatra. Have you been to any of my concerts and they answered no, I was born after Frank Sinatra died. I'm thinking that this whole thing is satire.


Robofish13

I AM SPARTICUS!


Annual_Charity2766

I AM BATMAN!


workredditme

AND MY AXE…?!


Humaj

NO, MY AXE!


Born-Environment-239

I am your father!


KelbyGInsall

They lie, truly it is I, Ashanti, famous person of songs and dances, give money, no? I’m very sexy on you.


just_a_person_maybe

Username checks out?


McDummy

Guys, we're not doing the Spartacus thing. I'm the real Ashanti, these days I work for the IRS and you Tax refund is pending acceptance. please contact me on facebook for help with that.


alwaysaplusone

Ashanti has been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty.


The_Rusty_Pipe

Will the real Ashanti please stand up


[deleted]

Do you have an uncle who’s an ex-general from Ghana by any chance?


Drake_ft_Drake

Why do you think it’s the real her?


BTTF41

I already told you! She asked me if I ever went to one of her concerts, and I said no!


Drake_ft_Drake

Hi, Im frank Sinatra. Did you ever go to one of my concerts?


BTTF41

No! I wasn’t even born until after Frank Sinatra died!


Drake_ft_Drake

Shame. But I’m glad I’ve proven my identity to you


Johnny_Hookshank

Hey, Frank.


Drake_ft_Drake

Good to see you, Johnny


Johnny_Hookshank

Loved your last show. BTT, you’re missing out. Frank puts on a hell of a show. And this is legitimately him, you can tell because he invited you to his concert.


Digger__Please

You can tell by the comma after the you. Frank was famous for his phrasing.


jonesy289

Hey Frank it’s me Dean Martin. Let’s sing a song for these folks sound good?


HankSinatra

Dad?


YogurtWenk

Hi Dad, it's me, Junior. Wanna do a duet?


blackdahlialady

Thanks for the laugh 😂


red_bearded_ninja

Hello. My name is Metallica. Have you ever been to one of my concerts?


BTTF41

No


livesinacabin

Hey, it's me Jesus. Did you join us at the last supper?


Humaj

Reminds me of of You Lucky Dog: Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince tests the dog psychic's legitimacy by asking why the dog ate his Italian leather gloves. Dog psychic quips that the dog likes Italian food. Uncle Phil is fully convinced by the joke because jokes are excellent proof of psycho Kirk Cameron's psychic connection to the dog.


NewToCoding2019

The hilarity of “Drake ft Drake” asking if it’s the real her is skipping past everyone


Drake_ft_Drake

Yeah I almost went that way but thought too obvious. It wasn’t


ExchangeConstant4172

On the next season of Catfish…


graceamazed

No, it’s not Ashanti.


delpriore77

you gotta be white to say ashanti’s main claim to fame was being in a relationship with NELLY 😭


jaydeebee1984

Agreed.


EnvironmentalTrip708

Pffttt I didn't even know she dated Nelly. Its murrrdahhhh


stephbazookas

I’m white and I didn’t even know they were together


paperplanes234

Ashanti was THEE RnB It girl, J Lo's blue print. OP needs to put some respect on her name


Revolutionary_Set817

THIS. I was like how dare you say her main claim to fame is Nelly


rlsantollo

I mean I'm white and you say Ashanti in my head all I hear is "Baby baby baby baby baby". I didn't even remember she dated Nelly but everyone sure thought her and Ja were hooking up lol


chaygray

This is exactly what I was thinking lmao. Also what I just posted. I bought all her albums.


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delpriore77

yeah, that’s my point lmao


[deleted]

ROFL It’s rare to see someone set themselves up so hard as OP


-belovedcunt

You ever see that episode of catfish where the guy is dating Katy Perry? Do you remember how it ends?


Yello_Ismello

This was my first thought! Like who do people even fall for this shit at this point? It’s 2022 you’d think people would be able to spot a catfish by now and an obvious one at that


M0mmyNeedsWh1skey

And he thought he was still dating her after meeting the chick? That was wild. He needed more help thana. Reality TV show could give him. I just have to say even though it's not the same sub but I just can't not do it... She need money to fix her car gas MICHEAL


ireallydespiseyouall

Omg I forgot about that part… was so embarrassing


M0mmyNeedsWh1skey

Right?! Like he straight told them "I think Katy would find it really funny to punk me like this so I'm still 99% sure I'm dating Katy Perry" lmfao and THEN after they spoke to the chick he had apparently emailed her after the show still thinking she was Katy.. hahaha sorry I may have totally binged catfish on Hulu recently


beaky_teef

I assume it was really her and he went to her concert? Then met Nelly?


chaygray

Or on Good Girls when Boomer was dating Jessica Alba lol.


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>Her main claim to fame was being in a relationship with the rapper Nelly. The shade omg


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Majick_L

She’s one of the biggest stars of the Murder Inc label and had a slew of hits with Ja Rule like “Always On Time”, which she is much more famous for than being with Nelly lmao. She’s also all over the headlines at the moment because of Irv Gotti’s comments about her on Drink Champs, and a documentary about Murder Inc and that era that is currently airing and is on part 3 this week


LevelOutlandishness1

Well I knew about Ashanti - Foolish but had no idea about her relationship with Nelly until now, so...


this90sguy

She's been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


NoahSenpi

bruh for you to say the only thing she is famous for is being with Nelly....whew I bet your friends never give you the aux 😭😭


Digger__Please

I’d never even heard of Nelly until a few years ago when my coworker couldn’t believe I didn’t know a song of his. He got really upset about it. It just never crossed my path.


Zealousideal-Ad804

I am groot 😭😂😂


xpadawanx

You’re clearly an idiot.


YogurtWenk

Karma farmer more than an idiot, I'd say


Super_Manic

He deserves whatever fake ashanti gives him


TheSilverPotato

Can’t farm much karma from this sub lol


YogurtWenk

Hobby farmer, maybe


YTDukesUp

I’m almost 100% sure it’s a catfish.


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Can you even call it a catfish when it’s so absurd only a complete idiot would ever fall for it? Like, I understand the same can be said of a beautiful model messaging a fat unemployed guy who lives at home. But at least that’s banking on real psychology of loneliness and hope to make them fall for it. But random singer messaging a person who can’t even name one song? Like who falls for that?


YTDukesUp

Well they said they were a Facebook user. I assume they might be in the older demographic


Yello_Ismello

Honestly looking at OPs history it seems more likely that he’s like 12 considering he talks a lot about the chipmunks movies lol


deviant-joy

His comment history says he's 21 but I can't fathom how a 21 year old could fall for such a classic catfish.


Yello_Ismello

Wishful thinking? If I got a message from Paul Rudd today saying he wants to divorce his wife for me I’d absolutely love to believe that lol


deviant-joy

Fair point lol, but it doesn't seem like OP cares that much about Ashanti in the first place so I'm not sure how plausible that reasoning is.


Yello_Ismello

Maybe that’s why the catfish thought he’d fall for it 🤔 I mean he obviously fell for it. I did a quick google search and immediately found her official Instagram and Facebook page so he could have easily discovered it’s not her. Honestly at this point I think OP is cat fishing all of us with this story lmao


YogurtWenk

Nah, seems totally legit. Fuck u talkin bout?


CryExotic3558

Don’t belittle Ashanti like that. I didn’t even know she dated Nelly. She had a successful career of her own. She was probably one of the most popular r&b artists in the early 2000s. Oh and you’re dumb as hell of you actually believe she is messaging you on Facebook.


Electronic-Ad9779

i didnt even know she dated nelly


Owls5262

Oh yeah, it’s the real Ashanti without a doubt. Hi, this is Madonna, have you ever seen the pictures of my hairy cooter? Would you like too?


BTTF41

No and no.


DumbbellDiva92

How old are you? I get not knowing this if you were born after 2000 but Ashanti was definitely on the radio a lot back in the day.


BTTF41

I was born in February 2001, so I'm 21.


DarthArtero

Who's this Ashanti person, never heard of her. I'm assuming her career is so low she's taken to messaging random people? Most likely it's someone posing as her on a fake account


_oaeb_

I met a stripper named Ashanti once. Nice lady, but don’t think she was legit.


TheePrognasticator

Ashanti played Dorothy in the muppets wizard of oz.. she was big back in the day


BTTF41

I know that! I actually have that movie on DVD! I love the Muppets!


TheMykoMethod

Not sure what she's doing now, but I'm absolutely certain it ain't messaging random people asking if they attended a concert lmao


dhffxiv

Pretty sure this is a troll post but incase it isn't. Do a virus scan on your pc, consider factory resetting it, install some theft security incase you're stupid enough to go along with random stuff a bot sends you. The next person that messages you will be a hot single woman who wants you to view her camera show.


whatdidiwant

Op r u the real ashanti- making up fb posts 😂😂


leslielantern

She’s got Grammies but sure…Nelly is her claim to fame 🙄🙄


RDPCG

Dude, Ashanti was sort of a big deal in her own right for a while


doctafknjay

Her claim was definitely not Nelly lol. How old are yall that more than one supports this Nelly narrative lol. I was alive when and a teenager when she was famous and this narrative is not correct.


newportred100s

Her main claim to fame was dating the rapper Nelly? Wow, rude! She had multiple bangers.


ando1135

Im almost 100% it’s not her and almost 2000% sure this is made up BS for attention


BTTF41

I’m not making it up!


chaygray

Im pretty sure Ashantis claim to fame was the albums she produced and the videos she starred in. Also I bought all her albums on cd. Concrete Rose was my favorite.


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Tell her you’re R.Kelly her long lost husband. That should get rid of her 🤣


Unusual-Ad6838

Uh... They were never married. Like ever.


AshDargon

No clue who ashanti is but mate, you're falling for the oldest trick in the book. This isn't the real celebrity


starbellbabybena

If you enjoy 90s r and b go look her up. Lots of hits. She was everywhere for a while :).


AshDargon

Unfortunately not my thing, i generally find it a bit too slow but that certainly adds to the fact it definitely wasn't her lol


Espurrfectt

Subreddit checks out


SlenderLlama

I love this sub so much


BirbMaster1998

Anyone who is famous for dating a famous person deserves to be forgotten.


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BlueNitroTiger

Some of them are scammers impersonating as celebrities.


DatNerdRich

Ahhhhahahaha please tell me this dude ain’t serious. Ashanti needs you to send $500 to her so she can send you back $1000 and a picture of her from her album cover


Mysterious_Ad4375

OK look will the real Ashanti please stand up?


Wild929

She played a gig in baraboo, Wisconsin last week. Hitting all the major dairyland cultural hubs apparently.


SlenderLlama

Damn this thread is the reason I learned Ashanti is actually on the weezy remix of wockesha lol


Just_A_Girlllll

I knew the comments would be good 😂


jeffend1981

You should claim to be Nelly.


Useful-Soup8161

If the account isn’t verified then it’s not her. It’s not hard to tell.


unicornug

I’m dying


Mickyvai

Probably more like A-scam-ti


madeupppp1

Say my name say my name when no one ends around you say baby I love you while the sudden chan


JC_2022_

Whoever that is has prob been watching what you’ve been commenting and are posting on social media and you must give off ‘Im an easy target’ vibes. They probably already seen this post and are ecstatic about having you on the hook. That is not the real Ashanti, its either a scammer or someone you know messing with you


ClankyBat246

Google says she is still working and not married or has kids. It's a slim chance... but still a chance. Go for it but don't give her money or personal info. Outside that... Feel free to enjoy the fantasy till it falls apart or proves itself.


Kat28943

That's weird.


BTTF41

I know! That’s why I made this post!


venivitavici

Ashanti’s claim to fame to me is scheduling a concert at the local casino and then months later canceling the show a few days prior because she decided the crowd wasn’t going to be big enough to satisfy her ego.


Dco777

I follow a female singer online. I get contacted by "really authentic" people claiming to be her fairly regularly. Since I have been online since 1997 and have encountered almost every scam in existence, I play along. I waste their time, end up making fun of their English skills (This person is born and raised in America, college degree. Yet barely speaks English?) and just screw with them and waste their time. I'm like please, she's a millionaire and not stupid about it. She needs my financial help like a fish needs a bicycle. I will analyze you, then mercilessly tear you apart you f#*king ripoff artist. Then laugh about it. Take the "Screw with the Scumbag" challenge, it's lots of FUN!


eightezsteps

Sounds like a case for Nev and Kamie 🐈‍⬛ 🐟 😂


bazzi-b

My name is jeff.


Sad_Report_4633

Did she leave you sitting mouth open like "woah"?


BTTF41

No


rams3se

Tell her to send an audio of her singing Foolish for shits and giggles


Simple_Strain_9808

Weird. I have almost the same situation happening to me but it's the guy from The Verge. He keeps asking me if I have been to one of his concerts and then he asked me if I had What's App to chat more and I said no and I never heard from him again.


jizmatik

ashante mademoiselle Ashanti


Knuppelhout1

It’s me! Asshatty