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Iloveireland1234567

>Reddit user >12 girlfriends Pick one


I_am_pro_covid_420

erm…. achktually its 16 girlfriends 🤓


cranialleaddeficient

He was actually sort of right, 2 of the sixteen are just more recent versions of two already listed exes, although one of the squares is just him


Iloveireland1234567

I miscalculated.


ManifestoCapitalist

No, he’s right. 1 square is OP. 4 squares are 2 of his exes before and after they went down the leftist pipeline. 1 was not an actual ex, as OP said himself, she was a “will-they-won’t-they”.


tactical_lampost

> lib right > cant count > wonders why ppl get mad at age is just a number


Dick-Fu

How many girlfriends are there?


FineInTheFire

The dress is blue and gold fuck you


Dick-Fu

It's white and black, dumb-dumb


Iloveireland1234567

"Your Honor, can you point to the victim's age on the number line for my client please?"


bigchiefbc

Wait. Is this part of a meme I don't know, or you dated three different girls that were all the second oldest of eight kids? Where the F are you from that so many families are still having so many kids, Utah?


OhHolyCrapNo

Yes


bigchiefbc

OK that tracks.


joebidenseasterbunny

Maybe if you try the third oldest of 8 kids you'll find the one for you.


pepperouchau

Ok hang on this post makes a lot more sense now


Notsozander

Explains all the huge shifts in people


msciwoj1

That was my main concern too


DrDrago-4

he's hailing from the Islamic state


Allawihabibgalbi

Holy fuck bro, Genghis Khan up in this sub.


OhHolyCrapNo

Would Khan be extreme AuthRight?


Allawihabibgalbi

Apparently he is CentreRight. You’ve dated more women than he had sex with. The new Genghis Khan is you.


128username

I bow to my new Khan. May u/OhHolyCrapNo’s reign over the steppes be as long as a thousand years.


CrazyAggravating9069

He did commit genocide against the Chinese and wanted to kill ‘em


MerryMortician

I could make a similar picture with wives honestly. This doesn’t seem weird at all to me.


Allawihabibgalbi

Based and Hey Fr. I need another annulment pilled


Fenrir007

Based and Sultan pilled.


DrDrago-4

based and polygamy pilled af


Davethemann

Mans spreading his seed like johnny appleseed


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shangumdee

https://preview.redd.it/7v7n3c9lgrnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19c7902b13b0dd1f2b06f76c2432be49370ef29f


Agreeable-Yak504

Thats too meta for me. What does longhouse‘d mean?


shangumdee

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Longhouse


Firnin

Whipped, rw Twitter just made up a new term


shangumdee

Nah it's not just whipped .. as someone else said, more like HR'fication of society


Cannibal_Raven

Based and rightoid pilled


OhHolyCrapNo

>Women are feds I can say from experience this is true


FullNeanderthall

So it’s loud and clear to my guardian agent I ain’t falling for them small titties, I want more department resources


su1ac0

nice try feds, I'm still not paying my taxes


pireninjacolass

"Eric fell in love, with an FBI informant"


CurtisLinithicum

JFC, I don't go through propane tanks that quickly. My dude, just secure the ingredients and figure out the recipe later.


OhHolyCrapNo

If I was smart enough to understand that metaphor I might also be smart enough to figure this whole thing out


CurtisLinithicum

I'm being old and telling you to settle down with someone and work hard together to build a strong relationship.


OhHolyCrapNo

That's good advice. I've been trying for years!


i-d-even-k-

Why not the will they won't they girl? She already thinks you are her soulmate, no?


OhHolyCrapNo

Yeah nice girl, I find her pretty annoying to the point where it kills any romantic feelings though. Also the energy/pseudoscience stuff is a red flag for me


FineInTheFire

>energy RUN Trust me bro


CatInALaundryBin

why'd you break up with "2nd gf after college" or "3rd gf after college". they both sound like good candidates?


OhHolyCrapNo

2nd was really emotionally unstable and had a lot of chronic health issues. 3rd and I fought a ton. Both nice girls though and I hope they find happiness


senfmann

>2nd gf after college that one was a banger fr literal dream wife


su1ac0

please tell me this is just how all centrists think


CurtisLinithicum

Once you break bread, you've made your bed; it's fried or die with us.


aidantheman18

You a whore bro


[deleted]

"Family oriented" Dates half the campus


WizardOfSandness

"I want a virgin trad girlfriend" And then their history is like this


_justwatchinglol

When did bro say this💀


mustanggang123

They downvote you for speaking the truth


FaZe_RynJin

We the REAL Authright. "Conservative and family oriented" my ass. Even libcenter can point out the truth. Seemingly reddit has a strong degenerate bias.


BonkeyKongthesecond

He made for the streets


Crusader63

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Freezemoon

No, he was just projecting his flair


CapitanChaos1

You've had more girlfriends than I've had regular friends


OhHolyCrapNo

~12 or 13 over the span of like 16 years didn't seem like a lot to me until I read these comments


Crusader63

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OhHolyCrapNo

I wonder how that number changes if you exclude people who go their whole lives with one or zero partners. Anecdotally, I would imagine that once you're talking about people who have multiple partners in their life, the average number of partners could be a lot higher


CanIHaveASong

About 20-25% of people either marry their first sex partner or sex up their first marriage partner. So there's a big spread in terms of partner count.


Crusader63

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kekmennsfw

Keep in mind a decent chunk of the people here probably haven’t even been born for 16 years. 12-13 is pretty high, but not crazy high.


Oldeuboi91

You are probably average among decent looking college boys. You are a God among Redditors.


Freezemoon

we're just bad


allan11011

Even counting people that i normally wouldn’t this is more girlfriends than I’ve had actual friends lol


Dali654

How did you accumulate this amount of girlfriends OP? Are you that much of a Chad or are the girls that, for the lack of a better term, easy in choosing their mate?


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TheObservationalist

OP lives in Utah. It's not as far fetched as it sounds. 


Not_JohnFKennedy

That actually explains a whole lot


AnxiouSquid46

Maybe I need to move there 😂


Davethemann

So i gotta be a utahn to get a nice lib rightish girl


CaloricDumbellIntake

Yep I’m quite sure it is. Also he’s in pcm on Reddit, no way he gets any bitches.


original_username20

Two of the "second oldest of eight children" "became much more progressive after a younger sibling came out as [something gender-related]"


Equivalent_Chipmunk

I mean, have you interacted with many Mormons? They have a ton of kids, half of which go hard left at some point in revolt against their conservative upbringing and parents.


OhHolyCrapNo

That is exactly correct


Eubreaux

Don't kink-shame him bro.


OhHolyCrapNo

I'm remarkably average, but I'm now in my early 30s so I've had lots of time since I was a teenager to meet lots of different girls


Slavchanin

26 and hook-ups is my limit, whats the secret? If its "dont be 5'3" dont bother


OhHolyCrapNo

I try to talk to basically any girl I think is cute. I'm pretty forward about asking on a first date. Immense quantities of failure and embarrassment. I also don't do hook-ups at all, which quickly weeds out the girls that are only looking for that


su1ac0

literally every guy who gets no girls has no idea how much "just go talk to them" is the most important advice they need to hear


OhHolyCrapNo

Yeah it's tough to give anonymous strangers advice too, because who knows what they're like, what their life is like, what exactly isn't working, etc.


Slavchanin

Yep, so basically nothing new as Im socio-whore already. Hook-ups is more or less of a new thing, I dont know how, but I just couldn't form even month long lasting relationship with my dates who didn't want to fuck, and doesn't matter how much we have in common, one who was seemingly an absolute perfect fit, a godsend gift, that one jigsaw piece what wasn't in the box, got cold one of the fastest. Funnily enough I form long lasting relationship with girls I slept with and it doesn't even grounded in sex but in normal mutual respect which the previous ones dont know shit about, so I kinda stick to it cause it seems what wanting to fuck is the only time woman want a genuine connection with me.


OhHolyCrapNo

Brother, if it were easy, I would have settled down already. We just keep trying I guess


Slavchanin

Dude, if settling down was a problem, I can't get to being bf part even, aside from one relationship when I was gaslit for a year by a lesbian.


OhHolyCrapNo

That sounds unpleasant. I hope you find a nice girl


Slavchanin

Sure do hope so, like, fuck, I just want to care for someone and have one person sharing my bed, am I asking for a lot?


Dali654

Based


vincecarterskneecart

no way a 30 something year old man would invest hours into making this holy shit


senfmann

I mean you can slap this together in like 30 minutes


vincecarterskneecart

no way a 30 something year old man would invest like 30 minutes into making this holy shit


PangeaGamer

Moving the goalpost I see


Jerosifin

Typical degenerate rightoid, spreading the filthy seed everywhere. Shall this world see better days.


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Millions must be fertilized


Willing-Cook4314

nooooooooooo lol


Electr1cL3m0n

bro followed rules 1 and 2


Alternative-Biscuit

Bro got a thing for girls who are second oldest of eight kids


OhHolyCrapNo

I like big families but come from a small one. Odd enough of a coincidence that it merited inclusion 


ThanosOnCrack

Yeah, I go for the moms instead..


Idontknow10304

I go for the great grandmas, I’m gonna get that house with the white picket fence one way or another


Mead_and_You

You're dick is kind of like the Reagan administration. Fucking the 3rd world any chance it gets, but mostly doing damage domestically.


Cannibal_Raven

Based and Reagan-dick pilled


Loon3R

libright hates Reaganomics????? what??????


Mead_and_You

Any good libright knows Reagan was a statist. His tenure saw government spending and taxes increase, the massive expansion of the war on drugs which has lead to this country having one of the highest incarceration rates in the world... Fuck Reagan. Don't get me wrong, he's a charming and funny guy, and I like his speeches, but Reagan the speech giver and Reagam the president are very different people.


Loon3R

oh yeah i forgot he was one of the big war on drugs presidents. i think almost anyone that rests south of the center line on the compass can agree that was a dumb policy


Rtfb56789

Reading these comments makes me appreciate my girlfriend more lol


OhHolyCrapNo

Based and appreciate-what-you-have-pilled


Freezemoon

I also appreciate this grilled-man's gf


Upset-Purpose-7041

Damn can't believe you were your own girlfriend, that shit's crazy


senfmann

Aren't we all


Revierez

13 girlfriends and counting, multiple of which you got along with well but broke up anyways? I think you might have commitment issues.


OhHolyCrapNo

About half of them broke up with me, but you're probably right


Hydro1Gammer

Bullshit, Redditors don’t have GFs. They have body pillows.


juan_omango

I don’t have either. What does that make me?


Hydro1Gammer

You are a rare Redditor: A Redditor with some form of dignity and courage to not have a body pillow despite not having a partner, with strong will not to grab a body pillow with a (questionable age) figure on it. On the downside you are lonely as hell, and have trouble sleeping with nothing to cuddle (unless you have a dog, cat or something then this can be reduced if not cancelled out based on my personal experience).


juan_omango

My flag collection keeps me company. I wrap myself in its embrace nightly


Big_M_Memes

15 GIRLS? Dude.... And here i was trying to gather up some hope...


OhHolyCrapNo

I'm old and it's only 13 because two are on there twice. I'm also nothing special so keep getting out there 


Big_M_Memes

Any tips on how to? 🤣


OhHolyCrapNo

Depends on your situation I guess. Just be outgoing and talk to people and as you get to know them you may see opportunities open up to plan a date


Banme_ur_Gay

its so over for us rightoids.


Eduardo_D_Martins

I never had a GF


Ok_Arrival9677

You should get one so you could start your own compass


Eduardo_D_Martins

Nice incentive, thanks


Freezemoon

-yet


Eduardo_D_Martins

I hope God hears you


Freezemoon

God hears everyone! Amen


Eduardo_D_Martins

Amém ✝️


senfmann

>Amen and Awomen


The_Tymster80

OP I think you might be the problem


OhHolyCrapNo

That was never in doubt


gf0nix

so you're a man whore is what you're saying basically


J2quared

this guy fucks


Guzman_LoMagne

Someone is a whore


Plenty_Village_7355

Bro gathers girls like Pokémon.


WNBA_YOUNGGIRL

You guys get girlfriends?


AnArcher_12

I have a theory that more conservative someone is, more ex partners he/she had.


Crusader63

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PfeifferMaster

As someone who goes to a rural university with a decent conservative student population, the genuinely religious conservative ones (me and my friends) are normal, it’s the conservatives that are not religious or still frat bro types with right wing politics. TL;DR politics don’t affect promiscuity (unless you’re very far left), it’s just typical frat bros who happen to be conservative


kashmoney59

How do you ppl have like 10+ gfs in the span of a few years? Do you people have commitment issues?


OhHolyCrapNo

This is in the span of over 15 years 


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

Bait used to be believable.


StelIaMaris

Ramona Flowers ahh post. Can’t imagine having this many exes tbh. I’ve dated one woman and we’re married now


OhHolyCrapNo

Based


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grahamster00

Playing pretend with your Dolljacks again, OP?


Freezemoon

HOLY SHIT, how are they all so diverse?? You got 15 GFs, you are a respectable veteran. I am surprised you didn't come out as Centrist after going through all of that. Thanks OP for this, it was surprisingly kinda entertaining, hopefully you will find your soulmate, mate! Never cheated? respect ++ Never been cheated (to your knowledge)? respect +


Crusader63

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Freezemoon

unfortunately people doesn't seem to respect that minimum bar nowadays.


Banme_ur_Gay

makes me wish i knew how to get a gf


forsakenbastard420

Depression for authleft Depression for authright Depression for libleft Depression for libright


RxPoRTeD

fucking larper lmao


su1ac0

"most recent gf" sounds so much like my wife that I'm going through her phone later


OhHolyCrapNo

That would explain her secretive demeanor


DeeBangerDos

How big were their cocks?


Realrog1

Hard to believe anyone on Reddit, especially someone on THIS subreddit was able to pull a whole flock of chicks.


Hecatehel

It’s not the amount of women that surprises me as a 33 year old, but rather the range in their politics, that’s actually pretty cool if true. I can’t imagine an auth right girl having any interest in me, and they’re also probably not very common where I am.


DegeneracyEverywhere

> never been cheated on Yeah right, 3rd college gf definitely cheated on you.


OhHolyCrapNo

I hope not, she was the one I liked the most. As possible as that is, I still lean towards her not doing it even if I'm being realistic 


DegeneracyEverywhere

I was talking about the other one. Wait a sec. Why are you saying now and them?  What does "High school gf now" mean? Do you have a high school gf now? Maybe you should reflair as purple.


Lay-Me-To-Rest

I once dated a genuine communist feminist (don't ask me how that happened), and was slowly breaking her of all that stupidity. Anyways we eventually broke up because she moved away, and she ended up with another right-leaning guy like me, still posts a bunch of commie bullshit on her FB page but is a traditional wife with a baby and a provider husband, and they bought a house and rent out their basement. Not exactly the ideal communist. She always adds me as a friend, and then I'll comment something anti commie, so she'll unfriend me for a year, rinse and repeat.


thhbdtgdtgfgf

Your auth left girlfriend in college has nothing on mine. Yours posted a communist flag on social media mine sang the Chinese version of international on a rooftop and posted it on instagram. Also, on WeChat she posted a picture of China conquering all of Eastern Asia when Nancy Pelosi went to China. And asked questions that me to believe she was a spy.


Trillamanjaroh

“What did you do today?” “I used a political compass to brag about my sexual exploits to strangers on the internet.”


Captainpenispants

But he's so traditional and family oriented


rvi857

A ton of serial monogamy issues, communication issues, self confidence issues, and commitment issues on this board


PhatPhrog21

nice quadrant mine wouldve been empty


Parzivyl

Unexpectedly wholesome


grlgunk

lowkey I like how this doesn’t really put any of them down


BonkeyKongthesecond

Lol, I only had two in my 37 years and I'm still trying to recover from the last one. My condolences.


OhHolyCrapNo

Bounce back soon king


BonkeyKongthesecond

Thanks, but I will take a nice break now. After my last one I'm really not in the mood anymore. After almost two years of love confession, traveling around, pretty much living together and having sex, she really had the guts to tell me one day that she always saw herself as still being single.. let that sink in. What the fuck was the entire thing? Was I just some kind of friendship+ guy without knowing? It really was too fucked up and I'm still unsure what the fuck happened. But I just went away after that without a word and confused out of my mind. Weird shit, man.


OhHolyCrapNo

Enjoy your break king. You deserve a rest


Lonesaturn61

I dont care about your sex, if you have 15 failed relationships and it was one per year at college im gonna call you a slut


AnxiouSquid46

Geez, a lot of these women seem pretty awful (by my standards anyway).


OhHolyCrapNo

Only a couple of them were really difficult. I'm sure some of them would say the same about me


AnxiouSquid46

That highschool GF seemed pretty decent


OhHolyCrapNo

She was awesome. We went to different colleges and she married another guy while there


Fuck-The-Reds

I think you should probably wait a little until you date again


Defiant-Dare1223

Why didn't you marry third GF after college?


OhHolyCrapNo

We fought a lot


Defiant-Dare1223

Which one would you marry if you had to marry one tomorrow


OhHolyCrapNo

I don't like that hypothetical, but I would probably choose 2nd After College. 3rd College would have been my choice at the time


MyRecklessHabit

I only married one girl but we had relationships with a few. Usually they would just live with us for free and occ sexy time. It was super chill before tinder/kik/ashley Madison. We had big house parties. It was just a wild time (pre kids). Honestly we finally had one so we could calm down and stay alive. She became too much for my two kids and we divorced in 2022 and I have sole custody and no child support. She could be dead for all I know. Her kids don’t want to see her and vice versa. It’d be sad if they weren’t doing so good from having her out of my house. She’s barely house trained. Good riddance. Edit: said all this only to say I haven’t properly dated someone since 1998.


idelarosa1

You really have a thing for Second oldest of Eight don’t you?


OhHolyCrapNo

It's a weird coincidence but I like big families so I'm more likely to enter a relationship with a girl who is from one. I also grew up in a state that has larger family sizes on average.


49JC

Bro you shamed us all if this is true and how come two girls have (now) written next to them out of order?


OhHolyCrapNo

Two of the girls I put on the compass twice, to help fill the grid and because they have changed quadrant over time. (Then) means that's the quadrant they were in when we were dating and (Now) is where they are now


6feet_fromtheedge

Dude, leave some for the rest of us, will you?


BourbonBurro

Props to you, dude. I was expecting this to be super venomous. Culturally speaking, I think it’s shitty that most peoples default is to talk mad shit about their ex’s. Seems like you genuinely enjoyed getting to know these women and you took each relationship as an opportunity for personal growth.


chimp-with-a-limp

>thinks that perfect man is me >it is not Kek


aberg227

A redditor with enough girlfriends to fill the compass? I don’t believe it.


Skowak13

I... I wanna do this


DaddysWetPeen

Reddit user getting laid. Ok... Now excuse me while I squeeze my little balls and weep.


Pearl_Marina

damn what was it like dating yourself in the past


Maximum-Malevolence

Fuck politics, How in the fuck did you have 15 GF's?


shaunsensei7

Brother how old is you?