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Shenanigans99

I love how he thanks himself for giving himself an award. 😂


Crowbar_Faith

Two awards. Quite the accomplishment!


Heliocentrist

Donny Two Scoops deserves two awards!


CrisuKomie

Hahahahhahahahahahahhaa


AverageDemocrat

This is the best. Ask anyone who brings up Joe Bidens ice cream issues with that.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Wait, Obama didn't clone himself in area 51 to give himself a medal? I gotta call my uncle and ask him where he got his info


MysteryHeroes

Would the clone be called 1bama?


Steinrikur

Obam-a and Obam-b.


Lumpy-Log-5057

AlphaBama


zech83

OmegaBama


AverageDemocrat

BarackDwayneElizondoMountainDewHerbertHussainObama


Wunderman86

Op just said its not photoshop. No word of it not being a real incident. Pay attention to the details.


JacksonInHouse

If you had an identical twin, and we photoshopped a picture of you playing with yourself, it could still be possible you have an identical twin. In fact, it might be confusing since there is a good chance the photo could be real.


Wunderman86

Absolutely! These are confusing times...


sarduchi

It's North Korea dictator nonsense. [https://golf.com/news/behind-kim-jong-ils-famous-round-of-golf/](https://golf.com/news/behind-kim-jong-ils-famous-round-of-golf/)


19DucksInAWolfSuit

Had the same thought. Gaddafi did the same shit


AverageDemocrat

The USA is also as bad. The Oscars, all the TV and Music awards, along with the stupid Social Media bullshit. The Culture of Narcissism is real and Trump is the tip of the spear.


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cC2Panda

Seriously, how do you remotely compare an industry circle jerk(which exists in a lot of industries), to dictators that will punish you for not going along with obvious lies.


AverageDemocrat

Gaddafi had his own TV show which won awards from the UN.


cC2Panda

I'm googling to try to figure out what the fuck you are talking about, and I still can't find anything remotely close to what you're saying.


BusStopKnifeFight

Just read a thing that said the score card had short hand used for the scoring and the numbers for each hole indicated what the score was over par. The media types that read this assumed it was the actual score.


AudibleNod

Speaking of Nobel Prizes. Obama has one. Al Gore has one. Jimmy Carter has one.


ChangeMyDespair

But, but, The Former Guy has [an Ignobel prize](https://improbable.com/2020/12/11/ig-nobel-prize-winner-trump-teaches-a-new-lesson/)! That's even better, right? /s


AudibleNod

Obama doesn't have a WWE Hall of Fame award. Or a Razzie.


CarlSpencer

[https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/21/donald-trump-give-himself-medal-of-honor-1470950#:\~:text=President%20Donald%20Trump%20claimed%20to,against%20the%20move%20by%20aides](https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/21/donald-trump-give-himself-medal-of-honor-1470950#:~:text=President%20Donald%20Trump%20claimed%20to,against%20the%20move%20by%20aides). **08/21/2019 03:54 PM EDT** **President Donald Trump claimed to laughter on Wednesday that he sought to give himself a Medal of Honor, but decided not to after being counseled against the move by aides.** **The offhand remark from the president came during his address to the 75th annual national convention of American Veterans, a volunteer-led veterans service organization also known as AMVETS.**


williamfbuckwheat

You know this almost certainly happened despite his total disdain for anyone who has served in the armed forces. 


CarlSpencer

"suckers and losers" \- Traitor Trump


CarlSpencer

Let's ask the experts, shall we? [https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods/](https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods/) How and why President Trump cheats at golf — even when he’s playing against Tiger Woods By Rick Reilly APRIL 2, 2019


ScorpIan55

I'm disappointed that he didn't win the youth championship as well.


BizzyM

No, but I'm sure he inspected the youth players in the dressing room.


WaitingForNormal

Anyone who’s ever seen trump swing a club and has played golf, knows that guy sucks. I wonder how all the other club members feel about him cheating like that. Unfortunately, being a member of that club means you’re used to kissing someone’s ass to stay rich.


Pustuli0

At this point calling what he does cheating almost feels like giving him too much credit. "Cheating" implies that he's actually going out on the course and using nefarious means to get a better score. Like moving his ball to a better lie, or kicking in that putt that just missed. That kind of thing. But it sounds like he doesn't even bother to do that. He just claims to have played a round at some other time and insists that his completely made up score should count.


BizzyM

Getting some Leo Wong vibes here.


Zaseishinrui

No take backs!


williamfbuckwheat

I don't get why anyone would want to be a member of a Trump club or stay at one of his properties he still manages besides being fanatically devoted to him or seeing it as a way to buy influence. I assume he did something to attract members and guests prior to running for office but it's hard to imagine him not cutting corners, offering shoddy food/services or ripping people off left and right in a way that would especially turn off the wealthier set who seem to be the key clientele for his properties. 


photofool484

So…. He played by himself then?


damunzie

great 2 exciting 2 large 2 amazing 1 strong and tremendous both 0?!? Okay, who _really_ wrote this?


FoxBattalion79

I won the bestest boy award at my home 7 years in a row, ever since I moved there 7 years ago.


keith-michael

Impossible. I’ve been getting that award for 48 years


SubUrbanMess2021

Maybe the Grand Prize is $500 million so he can pay Letitia James.


zekethelizard

I love the "thank you!!!" At the end😂 like bro, who are you thanking, they're YOUR golf clubs


mexicantruffle

He once hit 19 hole in ones on an 18 hole course.


ElectricDayDream

Oh I thought this was fake when I first saw it…. I’m very sad now


bookon

I have actually seen people who think the Obama picture is real.


Cinemaphreak

That reminded of how they were keeping track of how much Traitor Tot played golf while president. The final tally was 261 rounds, or one every 5.6 days.


contryhippy

Donnie dookie gets a handicap for playing with a full diaper.


BrandonJTrump

Fragile little Chubb guy


Audio_Track_01

I also won the "most honest golfer" in a few tournaments.


drbeeper

All I can think of is: Somewhere in the clubhouse is a "real" club championship leaderboard, where the club's actual golfers post their scores. Question is -- what do they tell Trump this board relates to? Food & bev spending levels? Number of federal indictments? Shoe size?


RepulsiveRooster1153

trump is an egotistical pathological __liar, draft dodger, rapist, con-artist__ _and_ smells like 3 week old unwashed pussy. Not to mention he was voted the **WORST PRESIDENT EVER** by esteemed historians 🏆


Bhetty1

Would have been better if you used dark mode for screen cap Pretty funny though, would have been cooler to have a picture vs picture though but this can work


EducationTodayOz

so they all let him win to kiss his ass, he knows he's shit they know he's shit but they pretend otherwise. this trump is dictator material


janjinx

It is his great honour to congratulate himself for successfully rigging his golf game.


SportTheFoole

Uh…maybe Nobel Prize wasn’t the best thing to bring up here.