Heart attack while squeezing out a constipated burger turd is probably the biggest similarity they’ll have. Only Elvis wasn’t rage-tweeting at the time.
Fat, sweaty coked out Elvis was still easier on the eyes than Trump. Trump looks like those hotdogs that have been on the rollers under a heat lamp in a 7-11.
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If you gave end-stage Elvis much worse hair and skin, I can almost picture it.
when the USA called on Elvis, he put away his ego, showed up, and did his job to help keep the commie threat in check; he did not cower behind "bone spurs". That is why he is the "King" and you Donny boy the Putin excrement licker, are a schmuck!
Not anymore. That was a scam. Apparently, the people behind it didn't stop to think that Riley Keough would have top-notch lawyers (in other words, not Trump's lawyers).
Wow, sounds like someone read the Art of the Deal to be able to fuck up the goose that lays a golden egg that is Graceland. Just by existing it brings in millions of visitors.
Funny story about that place, it’s long winded, but if you want I’ll give you the cliff notes… it involves a vintage muscle car, Graceland and gunshots.
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Well...I guess i CAN see it from 1977.
And this person came up to me, and they had tears in their eyes, and they just BING-BANG-BONGO-BOING-BOING, and they tell me Sir...Sir I thought you were Elvis. And I say, Elvis!? And I say oh I'm much handsome and I have another person tell me that I actually play guitar and sing better than Elvis too!
Well, we have to dig up Elvis' corpse, but if we did, he may be right!
This is an insult, even to fat Elvis!
It’s an insult even to fat, decades-decaying corpse Elvis
😆👍
I dunno “Decaying on a toilet” definitely does seem to be Trump’s style
Toilets are for storing classified documents. Pooping is for diapers
I think it might be a fair comparison to 'plugged up with 38 pounds of shit' Elvis
Elvis deserves better.🥹
I don’t remember ever seeing Elvis with pig eyes……….
OMG! *That's* what they look like! Once you see it you can't unsee it!
This was my thought too! He very well may be right, he looks a lot like Elvis does right now, or at least how he looked 6 months after dying.
If he were alive, Elvis would be 89 today btw
Elvis isn't dead, he just went home.
O7 Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Trump’s right. I bet if you dig Elvis up right now you’d be shocked at how similar they look.
Lets hope Trump follows in his footsteps by dying on the shitter.
On the McDonalds shitter
You think Trump goes to McDonald's? He eats it but it's brought to him. He never leaves his cult bubble if possible.
Just imagine, he's never had one warm. He's only ever eaten cold McDonald's and he likes it.
Probably has his own personal high speed conveyor belt from the closest McDonalds right to where he’s staying
He looks like Elvis' impacted fecal matter.
Like the turd that killed Elvis on the shitter.
Yes Donnie, you do look embalmed
Yup, about five minutes after Elvis fell off the toilet...
Heart attack while squeezing out a constipated burger turd is probably the biggest similarity they’ll have. Only Elvis wasn’t rage-tweeting at the time.
Well, he ain’t nothing but a hound dog, crying all the time, and he does look all shook up.
Hopefully, he will have to learn how to Jailhouse Rock. And soon.
Not to mention, he's never caught a rabbit, and he has no friends.
Suspicious minds say he’s the devil in disguise.
Well according to the news right now, he's gonna be dancin' to the jailhouse rock lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dude's as much of a con man as colonel Tom Parker.
he has old lady cotton candy hair just like his mother who ignored him
Cotton candy hair... spun from urine.
Late stage Elvis, I can kinda see it. Like fat, sweaty, and coked out Elvis.
Fat, sweaty coked out Elvis was still easier on the eyes than Trump. Trump looks like those hotdogs that have been on the rollers under a heat lamp in a 7-11.
Both in texture and colour
It really is uncanny. If I could photoshop, I’d put his face on a picture of those hotdogs.
He looks like the hot dog that Kramer ate.
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That, plus being dead for 45 years and you have Trump...
Men came up to me, big, strong men with tears in their eyes, and said; Sir, you’re the best Elvis lookalike ever!
“And then we all gave out ghost-handjobs”
You know how there are those people who have been suntanning their BHoles? He looks like what, I assume, their Bholes must look like
Yeah well Elvis has been dead for a while now, so he's not entirely off
He looks like Yogurt from Spaceballs
😂 fuck, this had me laughing
Elvis bloated, dead, and rotting on the shitter still looked better than Trump.
We are going to have to assume they mean the "sweaty Fat Elvis just before he died" version. I can almost see that. almost.
https://preview.redd.it/qr2nqz0mil3d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71732d8a50f1bc75b6ff886229b5b5f8ed3abb9c If you gave end-stage Elvis much worse hair and skin, I can almost picture it.
that is the image I had in mind.
Everything else about him aside, that is not the face of a person who is well.
Many people tell me I look like I’m dying while shitting myself
"Many people say I look like my mother without the giant wig" DJT ...probably
Elvis after he died on the toilet, maybe.
Old fat orange Elvis
He looks like the thing that came out of Elvis right before he died on the can.
Elvis would still look better if they exhumed his body.
I think Elvis probably looks better now after being dead for decades than the Orange Menace does in this photo.
when the USA called on Elvis, he put away his ego, showed up, and did his job to help keep the commie threat in check; he did not cower behind "bone spurs". That is why he is the "King" and you Donny boy the Putin excrement licker, are a schmuck!
Oddly, perhaps ironically, “Graceland” is in foreclosure.
Not anymore. That was a scam. Apparently, the people behind it didn't stop to think that Riley Keough would have top-notch lawyers (in other words, not Trump's lawyers).
Wow, sounds like someone read the Art of the Deal to be able to fuck up the goose that lays a golden egg that is Graceland. Just by existing it brings in millions of visitors.
Funny story about that place, it’s long winded, but if you want I’ll give you the cliff notes… it involves a vintage muscle car, Graceland and gunshots.
Pre or post mortem? I'm guessing post.
Ahahahahahahhaahahahahah… wait… wait… ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah… and people think he can be the next president…
Elvis NOW, maybe
Dead and bloated lol
Elvis currently? Yeah.
Yeah. Elvis *after* his death on the toilet…
If by that he means "most likely to die on the toilet", then yeah, sure, I can see it.
I mean Elvis was looking pretty rough there at the end.
A bloated corpse of a man
The turd that killed Elvis, yeah.
Elvis didn’t wear that much make up, even in his movies
If you dug Elvis up and looked, yea, maybe he does a little bit
Yeah, about 20 years after he died!
He's got the fat part down.
Actually edited photo as well. Like why bother running a filter on it, he's actually that grotesque without anything extra.
He probably looks like thirty five years a corpse Elvis.
In that Elvis also had 2 eyes, a nose, and a mouth.
If we dug him up right now… yes
Current Elvis, sure. Weird flex, but I could see it.
I mean maybe his final moments I guess
Yeah, the 'dead on the toilet' Elvis.
Elvis now? Maybe…
Hahaha
Don’t be cruel babyyy
Yeah, now.
Actually, just him saying it multiple times through the years, never heard anyone else say it.
After he’d been sitting for days on the toilet dead.
What's the difference between wet Raccoon and Donald Trump?
Dead Elvis? Absolutely
Elvis in his grave, maybe.
I mean, they both have\\had a thing for underage girls.
I fully believe that his dick riders say insane stuff like that to him constantly
Show he is young picture he is good now ... The men is above 80 ...
In his current state of decomposition maybe
Yah if he was an inflatable balloon
Elvis in 1979 when was half rotten
Trump is definitely gonna look like Elvis when the traitor ends up dead on the shitter 🤣
Elvis better be the name of the possum that lives on Mar A Lago, then.
He didn't which Elvis. Maybe it was Costello.
🤣😂 Maybe... 50 AD... lol
He looks in the mirror and sees there are 2 of him or, many people.
About 4yrs after he had been in his grave!
He looks like the supercolon that killed Elvis.
Elvis on the shitter
https://preview.redd.it/2ylxjrgpgl3d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6c7d66846904bdef37e665e98ab797fc3cbfae3 I can see it.
Yup if you dig up Elvis you will see a striking resemblance.
ET Elvis
You look like you're rotting!
Man, he ain't nothin' but a hound dog Lyin' all the time Well, he ain't never helped the poor And he ain't no friend of mine
More like Elvis’s asshole on a good day.
How dare you let Elvis's name fall from your lips? You look like a heart attack and a stroke waiting to happen
Yep, Elvis is buried for decades now, Trump is very alike Elvis 6ft under
1970s pill popping obese bloated Elvis, maybe.
I blame his parents.
late drug stage -dead elvis?
yeah, the shot of him from the coroner's office.
I'd say the closest resemblance is to The Cryptkeeper.
Naaaaw don't insult the crypt creeper
If 'Elvis' is the first letter of ET, sure.
"You mean 'fat and stoned'?"
Elvis? Elvis after being shaken for an hour in a vat of acid, maybe.
I would pay good money to see this buffoon in a fat Elvis jumpsuit. Orange. In Rikers.
https://preview.redd.it/ft657ovall3d1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b51dc04f0fb21ee2503c201282b39c175ec52867 Well...I guess i CAN see it from 1977.
He’s like Elvis, but with radiation poisoning.
I’m not gonna make a corpse joke. I will not. But you can pretend I did. Cause I want to.
are we comparing heart CT scans?
He looks like the last dump Elvis took seconds before dying on the shitter
Blue swamp shoes
Yea, a couple of moths after he keeled over on the throne.
Absolutely FUCK Donald Trump.
After Elvis was in the coffin for a month, maybe
https://preview.redd.it/prk8osrvnl3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc57f131a03420ea66c1645846523b78ea830a1 Umm...
Maybe 24 hours after being dead on the toilet
He looks like the shit that killed Elvis
Two years in the coffin
Maybe Elvis dead on the toilet.
Probably people looking to stoke his ego to get something from him. Everything, every last thing, is transactional with him.
He does look like Elvis! We could prove it with a small exhumation!
Let's dig him up, he might be right
Insofar as it’s very easy to picture Dump also croaking on the crapper.
Sure, *after* he died.
After the overdose.
Looks like someone died on the toilet.
True like Elvis today who's been dead 40 years
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Fat Elvis.. probably owing to the infamous McDonald's Diet he has. Surprised his heart is still pumping.
Current day Elvis don't look *that* bad
Oh he wishes he looks like at Elvis at elvis' worst!! Trump is nowhere close to as good looking as Elvis was
Looks like he's packed the bags under his eyes in anticipation of prison.
ELVISH - maybe
The dead Elvis
Dead Elvis? Or alive? 😨
Yah, corpse-Elvis
And this person came up to me, and they had tears in their eyes, and they just BING-BANG-BONGO-BOING-BOING, and they tell me Sir...Sir I thought you were Elvis. And I say, Elvis!? And I say oh I'm much handsome and I have another person tell me that I actually play guitar and sing better than Elvis too!
More like a week old Elvis peanut butter and 'nanner sammidge starting to mold.
There's a guy down by the courthouse says he's Elvis, Well he's a liar and I'm not sure about you.
He probably meant many people say I look Elvis right before he died.
If Beethoven were around today what would he be doing? Decomposing!
Vagas soon , lol
Maybe if the aliens who kidnapped Elvis cross-bred with him.
Maybe Elvis at the very end. Fat and geriatric
Oh yeah, Elvis circa 1977 for sure. Same bloated, drug-addled appearance.
Maybe a few days after he died, during the bloating period. But, that’s as close as I can imagine him looking anything like Elvis.
“Many people think I’m full of shit! The MOST full of shit candidate. Crooked Joe, so little shit, so little!”
They both have a similar hooboo stank on them at this point
El Vicious.
Well I mean a lot of the people he surrounds himself with probably do a lot of illegal narcotics.
Somebody who has been dead for 47 years? I can see it
Embalmed maybe
He looks like an aging Grey.
Are his eyes on upside down?
People also say he looks like a nanner sanwhich.
Hahahahaha
The corpse of Elvis?
More like grandpa Muenster
Trump probably does look a lot like Elvis **now**.
Big, strong men with tears in their eyes.
He looks like the turd that killed Elvis.
The same way he looks like James Dean. Or Cary Grant.
Elvis today maybe.
Motherfucker looks like ET
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It's true. He looks just like Elvis' Ahole!
Is that Jailhouse Rock Elvis behind bars or bloated old dying Elvis?