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Cfwydirk

She’s not barefoot because she‘s not pregnant.


Divinar

... yet


Aromatic-Club3429

She is gonna be soon whether she wants it or not. I mean look what she’s wearing- Republicans probably


JCButtBuddy

She, of course, should just lay back and enjoy it.


CreatedOblivion

If it's a legitimate rape---


Aromatic-Club3429

I mean, as a man, it is clearly my right.


RoyalMaidsForLife

"She was asking for it"


peter-doubt

(she's also not in the kitchen...)


Clint-witicay

God, now all I can think of is the old [oglaf](https://www.oglaf.com/porkchisel/) comic EDIT added link for the curious


DixieFlatliner

From someone who knows what you are referring to, I salute you, sir.


ThorayaLast

I chucked because I got it too.


Clint-witicay

You as well good sir, i suppose if google can’t find it it’s probably fairly rare in notoriety.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I remember reading those but don’t remember anything that would be associated with this. I’d love a link if anyone has one.


Clint-witicay

I linked it in my first comment


sunward_Lily

Which one?


Clint-witicay

Added a link to my comment


picado

Help me step-statue!


Novel_Durian_1805

All I know is IF Women vote for Republicans and Trump… I don’t want to hear any bitching. Don’t complain when your rights are taken away. Don’t complain when you are back to being a second class citizen. Don’t complain when you are treated exactly how it appears like you want to be treated.


Opening-Flamingo-562

But that's literally false, Republicans are not in favor of restricting women's rights.


UnfinishedThings

Shes not barefoot because she's a woman and women have to be feminine at all times so that they will be sexually alluring to their Alpha Republican husbands. Heels make a woman more feminine so she need to wear them all the time. Even if her head is stuck in a rock.


SaturnSleet

It's crazy how for hundreds of years, high heels were worn exclusively by cavalry soldiers to keep their feet in the stirrups; but the moment women started wearing them, men collectively stopped lol.


Opening-Flamingo-562

Yeah, women and men better be like the ones on the bodypositive posters.


ithaqua34

At least with the heels, they can't run quick enough not to get caught.


LovesFrenchLove_More

![gif](giphy|lPvmhnqqwxBssTDu1A|downsized)


blackdutch1

She is bare where it counts to MAGA.


aifuego

What the HELL is she doing out of the kitchen???


destinyhunter999

I'm confused, can someone explain


Amethystea

Image: Republicans are stripping away the rights of women, so conservative women are being compared to an ostrich with it's head in the ground. OP caption: Republicans want the 'good old days' when women stayed at home, barefoot and pregnant, taking care of the house and children.


TangoInTheBuffalo

I get a “sword from the stone” vibe from this.


owchippy

Hey, thats on the cover of Ian Moore’s outstanding album _Modernday Folklore_. Highly suggest it.


Thalia-Is-Not-Amused

OMG, I didn't know Ian Moore was still around, that's awesome! I got to see him live around... 30 years ago? Shit, that can't be right! Oh well, thanks for the recc!


owchippy

Yep he still plays around; I think he is based out of Portland OR now. Tbh his music got away from my personal taste in the 2000s and beyond, but his first 3 albums were (and are still) some of the best music I listen to.


icleanjaxfl

Sigh... ![gif](giphy|t2wkSkgNI5QMo)


Acherstrom

Needs a diaper


ConsiderationOdd2929

Something something step-statue now I'm depressed.


drewablanke

Wait, this isn’t a monument to stuckie porn?


Whitechedda1

Shouldn't her head be up her butt?


m0j0r0lla

Can we assume this is a statue for the kitchen?


[deleted]

This makes the dumbest boys horny.


barmanfred

Aw! C'mon! Somebody needs to post where this statue is and what it represents.


1mjtaylor

I guess that's really my responsibility. She is part of a sculpture installation at the Oliver Ranch in northern California. >The female figure is attached to a boulder into which her head disappears. As she bends down, she kicks up her high heels and her skirt flares out behind her. The headless male figure is leaning against a tree and has a concrete foundation. His necktie is askew and his shirt hangs loose as his pants are bunched up at his feet. They are affixed in place and unintelligible voices emanate from the trees near the two. Allen symbolizes the all-too-human trait of “turning a deaf ear”, or burying the head to avoid the obvious. Read more [about the sculpture](https://oliverranchfoundation.org/artists/Terry-Allen/) by Terry Allen.


barmanfred

Awesome. Thanks


Neon_culture79

It’s time for you to climb out that rock…I need a sandwich and some pie!


noahneartheholds

Step-Statue, you appear to be stuck in a rock....


TrueRekkin

Because they pinch you twit, it'll hurt more!