✅️ cheap sheet pan cake
✅️ folding tables
✅️ bad pizza (on the way)
✅️ smell of despair emanating from the adults
✅️ bizarre animatronics attempting to pass for human (McConnell, Cruz, etc.)
Just one shitty diaper away from being the complete child's b-day experience!
Wish I could take credit for this. It was created a few years back during a similar situation when the Narcissistic man-baby was looking for more childish adoration from his enablers.
It's reddit. You can technically get further left, but then you're deep into furry territory and they get... Excitable.
I say this as an extremely left leaning person relative to the USA.
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> smell of despair emanating from the adults
That's not despair. Despair is reserved for the poor fucks that have to go in and clean the room after the Diaper Squad has left.
I can maybe, kinda, sorta understand the desperation of those who don't know any better.
However, I can't understand Moscow Mitch. He's desperate to become the Senate's Majority Leader again, but he's backing the one person he knows will be the most responsible for keeping the presidency and Senate in the Democrat's hands while losing the House.
Maybe I gave Moscow Mitch too much credit. Or, maybe his advanced age is starting to show. They say the mind's the first to go...
Mitch is the one I can understand. He’s a cagey political operative who has an extraordinary tolerance for political pain. He will do what he needs to do to accomplish his grotesque goals.
>He’s a cagey political operative who has an extraordinary tolerance for political pain. He will do what he needs to do to accomplish his grotesque goals.
This was the case once. But I don't know if it's still the case.
He's seen Republicans lose or under perform in every election cycle bigly because of Trump since 2016. Trump's the reason he's not the Senate Majority Leader anymore.
Whatever is going on with him is much more than tolerating political pain until the tide turns in his favor. The old (younger) Moscow Mitch would have sacrificed an election cycle to rid himself of Trump after January 6^(th) .
So, unless the older Moscow Mitch is into sadomasochism, he's suffering political pain without any kind of gain. Neither political nor sexual.
Mitch cares more about the conservative agenda that will be easier to get in with Trump than Biden.
He's cool with America burning so long as the rich get richer
I think I read somewhere that Mitch will end his political career?
[Here, I found it.](https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366)
> Mitch McConnell, the longest-serving Senate leader in history who maintained his power in the face of dramatic convulsions in the Republican Party for almost two decades, will step down from that position in November.
>McConnell, who turned 82 last week, announced his decision Wednesday [in February this year] in the well of the Senate, the chamber where he looked in awe from its back benches in 1985 when he arrived and where he grew increasingly comfortable in the front row seat afforded the party leaders.
Shit! I totally forgot about him calling it quits. Thanks for reminding me.
I guess he's read the signs that he'll never become Senate Majority Leader as long as Dear Leader is around. The fact that he's openly supporting Trump kinda makes more sense now.
I was operating under the assumption that he wanted to win back the Senate in November since the Senate map is supposed to favor the Republicans. But he might be giving Republicans as much rope as they need to hang themselves by openly supporting Dear Leader and his MAGA candidates.
And, I for one, will be happy to giving him a going away present of having the Democrats hold on to the Senate and the presidency, and winning back the House.
Yes, please!
I think McConnell has had some health problems, too. He had this incident when he "froze" for half a minute or so. Not to mention that he looks half-dead to begin with.
But I also believe that he truly despises Trump, and just doesn't want to deal with him anymore. Or half the GOP, for that matter. He's old-school GOP, total asshole, for sure, but also a very competent politician. It must have been supremely frustrating for a man like him to see the GOP transform into a clown car over the last decade.
Moscow Mitch has already stepped down from leadership, and the MAGA nuts in the senate would be gunning for his position if he didn’t, so if you’re hoping there’s really on one.
Mitch McConnell, who showed up for this conference to brown-nose Trump just in case he actually wins despite repeatedly indicating that he doesn't respect Trump.
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Well, you have to give them credit. They know how to manipulate this guy. I mean they've totally humiliated themselves, but as long as the sharpest guy in the world is happy...
Yeah, right; I should really pay attention to my grammar..
But I'm sceptical about another democratic win, not necessarily because people like Trump, but rather because a lot of people are apathetic about the state of US politics, and feeling like their choices don't matter, so what's the point..
Thought, I am looking inside from the outside, so I can't base my opinion on an actual fact of the matter.. :/
> 47th president regardless. He'd be the 45th.
Nope, he would be the 47th.
Of course, I think the logic behind this is semi-flawed. Because if you want to go that way, then *each* new election should raise the number. Washington was the 1st & 2nd president, John Adams the 3rd & 4th, Jefferson the 5th & 6th, etc, etc.
They fear him. All these Republicans are doing is trying to stay on his good side. My guess is is that Trump will call you in the middle of the night badger you and scare you, which is why everyone is demonstrated about face.
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mr Trump, we're here to present your birthday gift...
From the NYS AG, an all expenses paid stay at **Goshen Secure Center**.
We're confident you'll feel right at home as it's a juvenile correction facility, not too far from your homes in NYC and NJ.
Please exhibit more contempt for the judiciary so we can extend your stay.
Your limo is right this way.....
I don't know how Joe Biden and these MAGAts coexist in DC. 54 more felonies and I've lost count if there's been anything else. Don't just throw the book at him, I'll bet a kitchen sink would stick.
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He has no friends and his family doesn’t want to be around either and they closed most of McDonalds play areas so this was the best his side came up with. Most of it went on the garbage, my guess.
He won't win if the coalition of sane people from 2020 decides to be sane again in 2024.
But there's lots of people promising to do insane shit. So it's no sure thing.
A room full of people that were insulted, had loved ones insulted and were the target of a violent mob all due to the guy who’s ass they are all kissing. Spineless and embarrassing.
✅️ cheap sheet pan cake ✅️ folding tables ✅️ bad pizza (on the way) ✅️ smell of despair emanating from the adults ✅️ bizarre animatronics attempting to pass for human (McConnell, Cruz, etc.) Just one shitty diaper away from being the complete child's b-day experience!
Please understand, they can't afford more than a cheap pan cake now that Trump has been looting the RNC for just about every penny it has.
Good. They deserve to shit their bed and sleep in it.
We had to make this cake with expired flour and our tears! Trump took all of our other money!
https://preview.redd.it/m8174qkx2r6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15149e9fd2f6cb3138eb36b49c386d0dc7e45837
The guy has no taste, why waste money on a good cake for him?
https://preview.redd.it/niwhbr9vsk6d1.png?width=2880&format=png&auto=webp&s=75e8fde9c7ad19f6a842e193d47236f2f1b2eb53
Mr. Turtle realized only later that his watch was missing...
Chuck-E-Cheese party. The GOP played the part of the singing rat band.
https://preview.redd.it/a1hxqgaf2l6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbfd5e0d46b3dbfc8ff9981afecd815cc213a102
Amazing.
Wish I could take credit for this. It was created a few years back during a similar situation when the Narcissistic man-baby was looking for more childish adoration from his enablers.
It's still amazing and you showed it to me so you can are amazing. Enjoy my free gift!
still my fav
You really think he doesn't have a shitty diaper?? Don't forget that MAGATs literally wearing shirts saying "Real men wear diapers"
Why does the Automod keep doing that? Honestly.
Mods doing their damnedest to make this place look as centrist and moderate as possible, knowing full well no one's buying it.
It's reddit. You can technically get further left, but then you're deep into furry territory and they get... Excitable. I say this as an extremely left leaning person relative to the USA.
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Meal Team 6 and The Gravy Seals enact the invasion of reality with B-day landing.
Met a Salvation Army Sniper who deployed with Meal Team 6. They fought together in fajita.
Wild the open 47 endorsement, a 3rd term
> smell of despair emanating from the adults That's not despair. Despair is reserved for the poor fucks that have to go in and clean the room after the Diaper Squad has left.
I thought item 4 was "smell of diaper emanating from the adults" at first.
Trump demands a bouncy house!
Pretty certain Trumps already provided that shitty diaper.
You're kidding yourself if you think he's getting bad pizza instead of having catering from McDonald's and only for himself.
>smell of despair emanating from the adults That's not despair, it's diaper
Don't you dare disrespect Chuck E. Cheese like that.
I didn't! That's why I said Freddy Fazbear's. You know, from Five Nights at Freddy's
The way he’s always standing around with his arms flopping around his sides like a poorly controlled puppet, with pig eyes sewn on its face.
Pretty weird to put someone's IQ and waist circumference on their cake.
There's a zero percent chance his waist is under 50
Maybe if you add those numbers?
That’s to boost his fragile ego and glass jaw.
Depends what units you use really
There's also a zero percent chance his IQ is over 40
I'm 6'2" with a 42-44 waist (depends on the pants and how much I've eaten that day). He's much more than a size 47.
No more limos for him. From now on, it's Fork lifts! - (It's how he got that way)
Yes. Fork lifts food into mouth.
And golf carts. Take a walk, F@tty.
Yeah I'm 6'3 and my waist (at 15 years old) was 30-32. Now I'm about a 38-40. That dude is pushing at least a 60
I'm 6'2" and under 230, 36-38" waist, pretty much what trump claims. He's *at least* a 46, bare minimum.
They’ve given up saying there was no 46
That is HIS cake only. No sharing
GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!
This needs to be said. In fact it should be the caption under every picture of this republican monstrosity.
1..2..3.... yup they're all there!
Look at all those ~~politicians~~ traitors having cake with a convicted felon.
Need 54 more.
The only difference between two Guilty presidents is that 1 is a “sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory”
Cry harder redcap
Don is again lying about his age. He claims to be either 45 or 47 years old.
Jokes on Trump, McConnell already sold his soul to the devil...no leftovers.
The sheer desperation and cravenness especially those vying for the VP pick is overwhelming. *cough* Tim *cough* Scott
I can maybe, kinda, sorta understand the desperation of those who don't know any better. However, I can't understand Moscow Mitch. He's desperate to become the Senate's Majority Leader again, but he's backing the one person he knows will be the most responsible for keeping the presidency and Senate in the Democrat's hands while losing the House. Maybe I gave Moscow Mitch too much credit. Or, maybe his advanced age is starting to show. They say the mind's the first to go...
There's no doubt in my mind that Mitch stroked out in the last few months or so. It's why he's been fairly invisible this year.
Mitch is the one I can understand. He’s a cagey political operative who has an extraordinary tolerance for political pain. He will do what he needs to do to accomplish his grotesque goals.
>He’s a cagey political operative who has an extraordinary tolerance for political pain. He will do what he needs to do to accomplish his grotesque goals. This was the case once. But I don't know if it's still the case. He's seen Republicans lose or under perform in every election cycle bigly because of Trump since 2016. Trump's the reason he's not the Senate Majority Leader anymore. Whatever is going on with him is much more than tolerating political pain until the tide turns in his favor. The old (younger) Moscow Mitch would have sacrificed an election cycle to rid himself of Trump after January 6^(th) . So, unless the older Moscow Mitch is into sadomasochism, he's suffering political pain without any kind of gain. Neither political nor sexual.
Mitch cares more about the conservative agenda that will be easier to get in with Trump than Biden. He's cool with America burning so long as the rich get richer
I think I read somewhere that Mitch will end his political career? [Here, I found it.](https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366) > Mitch McConnell, the longest-serving Senate leader in history who maintained his power in the face of dramatic convulsions in the Republican Party for almost two decades, will step down from that position in November. >McConnell, who turned 82 last week, announced his decision Wednesday [in February this year] in the well of the Senate, the chamber where he looked in awe from its back benches in 1985 when he arrived and where he grew increasingly comfortable in the front row seat afforded the party leaders.
Shit! I totally forgot about him calling it quits. Thanks for reminding me. I guess he's read the signs that he'll never become Senate Majority Leader as long as Dear Leader is around. The fact that he's openly supporting Trump kinda makes more sense now. I was operating under the assumption that he wanted to win back the Senate in November since the Senate map is supposed to favor the Republicans. But he might be giving Republicans as much rope as they need to hang themselves by openly supporting Dear Leader and his MAGA candidates. And, I for one, will be happy to giving him a going away present of having the Democrats hold on to the Senate and the presidency, and winning back the House.
Yes, please! I think McConnell has had some health problems, too. He had this incident when he "froze" for half a minute or so. Not to mention that he looks half-dead to begin with. But I also believe that he truly despises Trump, and just doesn't want to deal with him anymore. Or half the GOP, for that matter. He's old-school GOP, total asshole, for sure, but also a very competent politician. It must have been supremely frustrating for a man like him to see the GOP transform into a clown car over the last decade.
Cause if he wins. There's a good chance whoever gets vp will be president.
Is this.... real? Like....really? This actually happened? ....my gawd .....bleh...
The entire Republican delegation are competing for the honor of giving the Convicted Felon a blow job on the Capitol steps.
God, if you're listening... pick one or both please!
Moscow Mitch has already stepped down from leadership, and the MAGA nuts in the senate would be gunning for his position if he didn’t, so if you’re hoping there’s really on one.
Kompromat
I just have to wonder if Trump asked how Coco Chow was doing
I see two very confused old men that are propped up by their handlers
45+47=92.
4+5 = 9 4+7 = 11
This wins
9…. Gasp 11…. Wild cheering.
1+1=2 
Get me a cappuccino pronto!
Is that supposed to mean something?
He’ll live till 92?
You shut your whore mouth!!
Not on my watch
Would Biden not be 92 years old after his next term? ;)
jesus fuck me christ! i can’t… no really? please tell me this has just been a bad dream. a fucking nightmare. i just…i…i…….
Room full of spineless turds
Can someone explain what the upper red arrow is pointing at?
Mitch McConnell, who showed up for this conference to brown-nose Trump just in case he actually wins despite repeatedly indicating that he doesn't respect Trump.
The stench in that room must have been MAGAtrocious!
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Cake is missing 34 candles
Can we please have someone add 2 larger candles in the middle, a 3 and a 4
Well, you have to give them credit. They know how to manipulate this guy. I mean they've totally humiliated themselves, but as long as the sharpest guy in the world is happy...
Well it is his birthday. 🎉💩
Cmon cholesterol! Do your fuckin thing already!
HURRY THE HELL UP CHOLESTEROL
Keep feeding that fat fuck. Let the cholesterol do it's job.
Let's shit on his cake in November, and wipe out that 47.
The constantly having to stroke his fragile ego or the shitty grocery store bought cake?
You're joking now Americans, but come January next year and your republic will slowly be officially dismantled..
It has been slow, it will speed up exponentially if this clown gets in.
Yeah, right; I should really pay attention to my grammar.. But I'm sceptical about another democratic win, not necessarily because people like Trump, but rather because a lot of people are apathetic about the state of US politics, and feeling like their choices don't matter, so what's the point.. Thought, I am looking inside from the outside, so I can't base my opinion on an actual fact of the matter.. :/
45 and 47. 45th and 47th president. How cute. 🙄
No one's going to point out he's not going to be the 47th president regardless. He'd be the 45th.
No, he’d be both if he were to win in November, just like how Grover Cleveland was the 22nd and 24th president.
> 47th president regardless. He'd be the 45th. Nope, he would be the 47th. Of course, I think the logic behind this is semi-flawed. Because if you want to go that way, then *each* new election should raise the number. Washington was the 1st & 2nd president, John Adams the 3rd & 4th, Jefferson the 5th & 6th, etc, etc.
Ok glad I'm not just being dumb lol
Perfect for a cheap chump
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mitch is learning the famous Handy Dance!
“Oreo Cookie” Scott.
At the meeting where they planned to destroy democracy… they served cake.
They fear him. All these Republicans are doing is trying to stay on his good side. My guess is is that Trump will call you in the middle of the night badger you and scare you, which is why everyone is demonstrated about face.
Party and power Uber Alles!
Did they play “Macho Man” for him?
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Let them eat cake
He's like a toddler everyone trying to siphon power from
What a sad weak man
45…47 always a best practice to count the eggs before they hatch
I don't know how Joe Biden and these MAGAts coexist in DC. 54 more felonies and I've lost count if there's been anything else. Don't just throw the book at him, I'll bet a kitchen sink would stick.
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I think they messed up the numbers a bit. That right one is supposed to be 174. And I think they also left off a 32. Or maybe just the 2?
Boot lickers.
I wonder if they kiss his ass thru the man diaper, or does he drop it?
Somebody please put “34” somewhere on that cake.
The fact that there's no 46 on there means he knows Biden won the presidency and therefore knows he's intentionally peddling lies.
Oh we’re well past that
He has no friends and his family doesn’t want to be around either and they closed most of McDonalds play areas so this was the best his side came up with. Most of it went on the garbage, my guess.
The Republican Party is so goddamn pathetic
Not shown-Gym Jordan under table giving his lord and master a hummer.
LOL two old fat pussies walk into a kid's bday party...
The deep-throat of the boot is real. Not just licking it. Nor kissing the ring. But disengage esophagus. Well done, Mitch and friends!
Gagging now.
Mitch is crossing his legs
So, Trump is now 78 years old, precisely the age he estimated to be too old for being a POTUS.
Always impressed how hard one whole party can simp this hard to the new leader.
Mitch: "You're the best, Don." Trump: "Your wife is ugly". Mitch: "Whatever you say."
I mean do they REALLY think he’s going to win ? He’s even less popular now than ever , lost women votes , lost evangelical votes with the felonies ..
He won't win if the coalition of sane people from 2020 decides to be sane again in 2024. But there's lots of people promising to do insane shit. So it's no sure thing.
Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die.
Where are their little hats? No confetti?
Invite a clown, expect some cake.
Is that a single plastic fork planted in that cake?
Jesus, how can they say with all the butt licking happening?
Aww it's hwis spweshal day
He's not getting his wish when he blows out the candles.
Melanoma baked it for him. There's a bomb inside.
Effing Barrasso, right in the midst.
I knew Trump was old but I didn't think he was 92 years old!
Is he looking for a fist bump?
Picked it up at Walmart on the way to the meeting.
Wait, the entertainment clowns can throw parties for themselves?
A room full of people that were insulted, had loved ones insulted and were the target of a violent mob all due to the guy who’s ass they are all kissing. Spineless and embarrassing.
I was like “he’s 92?”
Deliberately left off his birthday age of 78
Someone PLEASE get this photoshopped into a more Freddy fax rest appropriate scenery I have got to see this
I hope someone got them some root beer floats for their chuck e cheese party
Let them know how you feel. Let's all chant together Sycophant! Sycophant! Sycophant! Spineless sycophant!
Who wants to bet Trump led the singing of “for he’s a jolly good fellow?”
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that they got the cake at Walmart.
Well they couldn’t put his *real age* on the cake now could they? That’s why Biden trolled him with his birthday wishes “from one old man to another.”
LOOK Ma its donny & the DONTS BWHhhahahahhahahahahahahah
McConnell should realize that Trump gets back into power, he’s going to the gulag like all the other dissidents.
Wtf is 41? I get 45. Is it another Maggot thing I need to worry about?
47, but should have been a 34
Go Trump y’all get ready to enjoy your new president 😂
You think he won't hurt you too. But he is going to fuck America up all together.