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Can somebody explain WHY the money is on the floor? Like, I know the explanation will be hella stupid because this entire thing is hella stupid, but I need to know what dumb Republican symbolism I'm missing here so I can laugh at it.
It's an installation at CPAC. A booth at a conference, essentially. You're supposed to see the guy pretending to be a felon as a victim, and I guess a couple people felt like putting dollar bills through the bars like he's some kind of fucked up far-right busker.
Conservative political action conference, basically everything conservative and farther right meet up and drop the years talking points to the top grifters so they can slowly trickle those out over the next few months
They call it a conservative conference, but it's more like a Scientology convention, except white nationalism is the conservative god. Every level of radicalized crazy is on display, and Republican leadership attends en masse. It has a church cult like feel to it.
It’s a persecution fantasy. He’s MAGA denied his freedoms by the evil Dems (but actually the law) and she has some sort of Christ complex, there to save him/them and raise a shit load of money.
Third world political antics. You better fucking do something about this America!
Oh, you don't know the half of it.
The "prisoner" is Brandon Straka, (in)famous for being the dipshit who started the "Walkaway" movement. He's also a punk-ass rat bastard who snitched on other 1/6 participants to avoid jail time.
I will repeat that: The only reason he's able to pretend to be in jail for his part in Jan 6 is because he avoided ACTUALLY going to jail for his part in Jan 6 by turning stoolie, and now he's pretending to be one of the people he rolled over on.
It takes some SERIOUS persecution complex to play the victim of your own fucking snitching.
You have GOT to be kidding me. I keep thinking American Conservatives have peaked with the cult shit, and then something worse happens weekly. Fuckin yikes man
Apparently when paying for your whore, it's not allowed to hand the cash directly to them, as this may be seen as a payment for services rendered. But if you just happen to drop some money and they pick it up, there is no exchange of funds.
"Proud boys cumming home": staring Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren bobart, featuring guest star Enrique Tarrio. Special commentary by Alex Jones and Roger Stone.
Oh shit, I can hear Alex Jones' commentary already...
"HE'S SO FUCKING HARD FOR HER, GUYS! IT'S AMAZING!! I'LL TELL YOU NOW, NOT EVEN THE GLOBAL ELITES AND THEIR EVIL ADRENOCHROME RING CAN SOFTEN THIS GUY!!!"
Wasn't Brandi chased out of a CPAC a few years back when people learned that she was a porn star or something?
EDIT: Ah, nope. It was a toilet paper USA event. [https://www.newsweek.com/conservative-porn-star-brandi-love-banned-turning-point-usa-event-after-backlash-1610824](https://www.newsweek.com/conservative-porn-star-brandi-love-banned-turning-point-usa-event-after-backlash-1610824)
>"I'm disappointed that TPUSA kicked out brandi\_love for no reason
whatsoever. She's a Florida conservative businesswoman who loves
America. The right has an opportunity to be the big tent party."
I've always had a big tent for Brandi Love as well.
The point of fascism is an ever shrinking tent so that you can continuously US v THEM while crowing about the purity of those inside your tent.
Republicans do not want to be, and never will be, a big tent party.
Ding ding true! He snitched to avoid jail.
His name is Brandon Straka and he got 3 years probation after he pled guilty to "egging on" other insurrectionists.
That takes this image to a whole new level.
Snitching on "patriots" to send them to jail and avoid it themselves and then putting on this whole display pretending to be in jail. I'm speechless.
Keep this in mind if you are a MAGAt and you commit a crime with another MAGAt; not only will they will betray you at a drop of a hat, but afterwards will portray THEMSELVES as the victim while completely forgetting about you (or have you retroactively determined to be Antifa or whatever).
Still blows me away when I see someone think that somehow they are gonna be different and he will repay their loyalty, or Eastman thinking Trump would pay him the legal fees he billed Trump lmao.
I wish there was a reaction video from an insurrectionist facing jail time when they see their conservative heroes that whipped them into their fervor denounced them as Antifa.
it makes total sense when you consider their well proven evidence about how Antifa did the coup, and also they were harmless tourists, and the deep state brainwashed them, but also they are super-soldier robots for Obama, and none of it ever happened ...
Ya try not to go deep into the empty wormhole that is a Trump supporter's "brain".
And yes brain is in quotes because I have serious doubts that they have what most people would consider a brain.
He's also the guy who started the Walkaway campaign.
You know the one. The thing Russia took and amplified on social media that suggested Dems were fed up with the party and "walking away" to go join the Republicans.
It should be noted this cage is surrounded by Republicans doing a prayer, there's a video of it. So it's even worse than this picture makes it seem. Totally not a cult
What makes it even funnier is that the guy in the cell pretending to be in prison was one of the cunts that was arrested for his actions on January 6th, and the only reason he isn't in actual prison is that he ratted on other insurrectionists that did more than he did.
So he's a dude pretending to care about "patriots" who were imprisoned for taking part in an insurrection, some of whom he helped put in prison to save his own arse.
It's like an onion of stupidity... it has so many layers.
He’s a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.
He’s a coward, playing a seditionist, disguised as someone who thinks he’s a patriot but is actually a fascist/nationalist.
> What makes it even funnier is that the guy in the cell pretending to be in prison was one of the cunts that was arrested for his actions on January 6th, and the only reason he isn't in actual prison is that he ratted on other insurrectionists that did more than he did.
At 7:17 in the video he actually gets asked about that and gets *really* passive aggressive about it for several minutes.
His name is Brandon Straka and he’s a snitch. Rats and a sinking ship, or something.
Proof - You can read his cooperation clause as part of his plea deal https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1441141/download
Also noted that the guy in fake jail received only probation for his Jan 6 crimes because he ratted out his friends. He's also the originator of the #walkaway inanity.
I love how conservatives bought the whole charade of "walk away" as if were a real thing and not a staged fake movement started by the far right to stroke the far right's fragile ego.
Also, a jail would never allow a hat, a lanyard, or a removable chair. Cover the cell in dried piss and shit stains and psychotic scratchings and maybe it might be more believable.
Ahem, excuse me?! I did not need an image of Trump chugging urine out of an Oktoberfest beer stein with Putin encouraging him in the background in my head.
They still have everything they’ve projected onto others over the years: infant-like emotional sensitivity (snowflakism), trying to enact Sharia law (their version), treating women like the Taliban do, rigging elections, admiring detestable foreign leaders (Orban), FAKE NEWS, manipulating education standards to their worldview, political violence, trying to take away the rights of other Americans, and plain ol’ anti-Americanism.
They were the boogeymen they’ve been warning us about all this time.
They always show their hand with that one. That they pick people to be their heroes and then support them unconditionally based on their race, their political agenda, their team, etc. They assumed the left would embrace Jussie Smollett like that and for those reasons and defend him to the end.
They also always use him as an example of how the "leftist media lies" because the news reported on the statement he made to the police, and he lied in his statement. Like reporters are the ones in charge of investigating crimes to find out of the person who filed the police report was lying or not.
They think we all love Biden too instead of it being a close 50/50 split, and even the 50%+ that voted for him in the primary still thinks he could be better.
Meanwhile, 95% of Republicans gargle Trump's balls for breakfast.
It's why they think "Let's Go, Brandon." is such a burn. Because they think the people that voted for him are going to be so offended. They can't imagine anyone being critical of the person they voted for. Meanwhile, you asked people who backed Biden and they're like, "He's not great. He was just better Trump."
I had an experience a while back where someone asked a question about Trump and whether the Ukraine invasion was a good thing on a small town, mid-missouri Facebook page. I end up getting into it with a couple people and one guy kept pressing me to basically prove why Biden was better. Thing is, I never once mentioned Biden. I was just pointing out how much praising of Putin that Trump did and how he clearly wanted to be the Putin of the US. They just couldn't comprehend that hating Trump didn't mean I was all in on Biden.
Also saw a meme of a skeleton sitting on a bench that said "waiting to see people wear "build back better" hats." Again, can't comprehend that they're in a weird fucking cult and pretty much no one else in the world wears hats for their favorite politicians.
In David Attenborough's voice: "Here we see the native habitat of a Conservative. A female supplicant has entered the cage and appears to be wooing a suitable partner."
"It only *appears* this way, however, since the common mating cash trap of this species carefully placed nearby actually lures the female conservative into the domicile of her male dominant counterpart."
they want so desperately to be persecuted because it's the only possible justification for their hatred and their religion makes them feel inadequate if they are not "having their faith tested"
When Victor Fucking Orban is a keynote speaker, the rest of the country should take note. They love what he did in Hungary, and are working to do the same thing here.
AFPAC is a close 2nd this year. CPAC wins this year in my personal opinion because they had Viktor Orban as the keynote speaker. The "Last Dictator in Europe" as he likes to refer to himself is a pretty heavy hitter. The guys from GAB wannabe a racist dictator but Orban is, so I think that wins in this situation. Like the only way they couldhave gone "bigger" would have been to get Putin or somehow resurrect Hitler himself.
I would say that they do really try and compete with each other each year, CPAC just happened to have outdone them this year.
I think they have some regional events now. It's profitable, so they're expanding. Those suckers need more chances to spend it on CPAC and not throw it away on other competing 'conventions'.
There IS *a lot* going on here. Like my immediate thought...without amy context...was that Marjorie was getting ready to give some guy who was a MAGA fanboy a blow job. And that was connected to the $20 laying on the ground. And she was the one in the cage, and people would be coming in for blowies.
It’s so he can buy some stuff at the prison commissary. A sad cheap method acting, if they’re so fucking godly since she’s ‘praying’ for him, she should’ve gave him a Bible.
And they couldn’t even find a prison suit. He had to go shopping for those clothes 🤣 My dude payed money to look like a over ripe pumpkin!!! I’m sure the “friends” he ratted out so he could pretend to be in jail at CPAC are going to love seeing this pic! Bahahahahaha!
Ok, I thought her three toes were possibly poor photographing when she stood in the sand. Or maybe just a bit of weird fetish photoshop
But seriously....WTF is wrong with her toes!!!?? This isn't a joke anymore, I'm weirded out.
A guy that avoided jail by stooging on other insurectionists is now their hero for pretending to be in the jail he avoided by throwing them under the bus. Feel free to try and find anything more modern-day Republican than this.
It's even worse, because they're praying to an invisible, fictional sky being about this dude being in a pretend jail.
These people are beyond lost. Their porch lights are on, but ain't nobody home.
This is the Conservative Political Action Conference, basically a huge fascist convention, and the guy in the cage is cosplaying a January 6 protest prisoner, and the chick in the red is a dumbfuck republican representative from Georgia that is trying to fight for the freedom of the actual rioters that are jailed.
Basically, a huge spectacle.
I just can’t get my head around how insane the right has become.
Golden statues of trump; pretend prisoners at cpac.
The lunatics are running their asylum.
I can think of a dozen performative art exhibits that would actually be meaningful at the DNC convention to counter:
A guy with a gun to the back of a kids head with a another guy dressed as a cop standing idly by. Maybe have him casually smoking a cigarette for extra no fucks given.
Or a guy dressed as a cop kneeling on a black man.
A man physically assaulting a woman and a guy in a medical coat shrugging.
A line of people at a polling station with an armed poll watcher turning away minorities.
A bunch of hispanic kids in cells with a guy in an ICE uniform rattling the cages with a baton.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "midwest" continually dumping bottles of water on the floor (or just holding an empty bottle over his mouth)
An amputee in a wheelchair wearing a military uniform holding a sign that says "denied by VA."
A guy dressed as a general sitting on a pile of cash with other people dressed in tatters around him.
A teacher wearing body armor and strapped with a comedically absurd amount of guns (and wearing a covid mask, I guess, too) pointing at a chalkboard that says "2+2=5" and desks with kids hiding underneath.
A child in a leash and collar being held by a dude dressed as a priest.
A guy sobbing in front of a series of gravestones that read "truth," "rights," and "democracy."
Or fuck it. Just invite GWAR to play.
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Why does this looks like a porno?
The $20 payment pretty much sells it.
Can somebody explain WHY the money is on the floor? Like, I know the explanation will be hella stupid because this entire thing is hella stupid, but I need to know what dumb Republican symbolism I'm missing here so I can laugh at it.
It's an installation at CPAC. A booth at a conference, essentially. You're supposed to see the guy pretending to be a felon as a victim, and I guess a couple people felt like putting dollar bills through the bars like he's some kind of fucked up far-right busker.
What's CPAC?
Kind of like a KKK comic-con.
Best description I’ve ever heard.
And accurate.
C-PAKKK
Holy shit that was good
The had [a golden effigy of the guy](https://www.newsweek.com/golden-donald-trump-effigy-cpac-made-mexico-1572626)
There has never been a better metaphor than a golden fiberglass trump effigy made in Mexico.
The tag says "made by Jesus". Not christ, though, Pérez, Jesus Pérez.
Konservative Komic-Kon?
I genuflect to your wisdom. Best description ever.
KomiK Kon
Caucasian People Are Complaining Cultists Preaching Alternative Conservatism Confederates Preachers Abusers Cultists
Conservative political action conference, basically everything conservative and farther right meet up and drop the years talking points to the top grifters so they can slowly trickle those out over the next few months
Conservative Pedophiles And Crooks
They call it a conservative conference, but it's more like a Scientology convention, except white nationalism is the conservative god. Every level of radicalized crazy is on display, and Republican leadership attends en masse. It has a church cult like feel to it.
It’s a persecution fantasy. He’s MAGA denied his freedoms by the evil Dems (but actually the law) and she has some sort of Christ complex, there to save him/them and raise a shit load of money. Third world political antics. You better fucking do something about this America!
Oh, you don't know the half of it. The "prisoner" is Brandon Straka, (in)famous for being the dipshit who started the "Walkaway" movement. He's also a punk-ass rat bastard who snitched on other 1/6 participants to avoid jail time. I will repeat that: The only reason he's able to pretend to be in jail for his part in Jan 6 is because he avoided ACTUALLY going to jail for his part in Jan 6 by turning stoolie, and now he's pretending to be one of the people he rolled over on. It takes some SERIOUS persecution complex to play the victim of your own fucking snitching.
Lmfao I love American republicans They're like walking talking satire
Far-right idiot-stripper? (With all apologies to real, working class strippers).
In the Vice article it just said the people watching were crying, praying, and throwing money in.
You have GOT to be kidding me. I keep thinking American Conservatives have peaked with the cult shit, and then something worse happens weekly. Fuckin yikes man
Like street art, but if he places his hat down, Trump gets all of the money placed in it.
Lapdance?
Apparently when paying for your whore, it's not allowed to hand the cash directly to them, as this may be seen as a payment for services rendered. But if you just happen to drop some money and they pick it up, there is no exchange of funds.
It was the Jesus blessings that gave it away
"Proud Boys Doin' Hard Time" Starring Marjorie"Tail-Her" Greene.
"Proud boys cumming home": staring Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren bobart, featuring guest star Enrique Tarrio. Special commentary by Alex Jones and Roger Stone.
Oh shit, I can hear Alex Jones' commentary already... "HE'S SO FUCKING HARD FOR HER, GUYS! IT'S AMAZING!! I'LL TELL YOU NOW, NOT EVEN THE GLOBAL ELITES AND THEIR EVIL ADRENOCHROME RING CAN SOFTEN THIS GUY!!!"
God I heard this
LMAO holy shit!
AND YOU CAN BE THAT HARD TOO! WITH MY NEW MANLY MAN SUPPLEMENTS! NOW WITH 50% MORE SOY!!
"I don't know about frogs, but that scene between Margaret and Lauren will *definitely* turn your daughters gay!"
I think you may have won a prize for 'the sentence featuring the most boner killers'.
And Sarah palin for whoes nailin palin 2
Because porno also has a lot of dumb people in staged situations delivering fake lines.
I bet she reaches through the bars and gets stuck then he helps her get out with his wiener.
What are you doing step-Proud Boy?
Step-Felon, help!
What are you doing rep mom?
“What are you doing Step-Treason-Mom!?!?”
I bet Somewhere there is amateur video of her and a CrossFit coach.
She looks like an uglier Brandi Love, who also happens to be a MAGA nut.
Wasn't Brandi chased out of a CPAC a few years back when people learned that she was a porn star or something? EDIT: Ah, nope. It was a toilet paper USA event. [https://www.newsweek.com/conservative-porn-star-brandi-love-banned-turning-point-usa-event-after-backlash-1610824](https://www.newsweek.com/conservative-porn-star-brandi-love-banned-turning-point-usa-event-after-backlash-1610824)
Ha, another classic face leopard incident.
>"I'm disappointed that TPUSA kicked out brandi\_love for no reason whatsoever. She's a Florida conservative businesswoman who loves America. The right has an opportunity to be the big tent party." I've always had a big tent for Brandi Love as well.
The point of fascism is an ever shrinking tent so that you can continuously US v THEM while crowing about the purity of those inside your tent. Republicans do not want to be, and never will be, a big tent party.
There is a picture of her on a sugar daddy website before she became a politician.
Source? I know I’ve definitely seen one of Boebert
Aahh that's who I'm thinking of. Apologies.
All of these morons are a unicellular microorganism so your confusion is understandable.
https://www.politicalflare.com/2021/09/it-appears-rep-lauren-boebert-had-an-explore-talent-modeling-actor-page-and-yikes/
I wanted to read that link but the website gave me cancer and I'm entitled to financial compensation
Jesus Christ, there are more adds on that webpage than content…
A fake blowjob in the fake jail cell... ?
Is that her stepson?
dad?
Because she is inappropriately kneeling between his legs. I was also confused by this.
My first thought as well, I was trying to figure out which desperate MILF pornstar the blonde was before I realized it was MTG 🤢
It's been reported this guy was at the Capital but avoided jail time by snitching on other Jan 6 rioters
Ding ding true! He snitched to avoid jail. His name is Brandon Straka and he got 3 years probation after he pled guilty to "egging on" other insurrectionists.
That takes this image to a whole new level. Snitching on "patriots" to send them to jail and avoid it themselves and then putting on this whole display pretending to be in jail. I'm speechless.
Keep this in mind if you are a MAGAt and you commit a crime with another MAGAt; not only will they will betray you at a drop of a hat, but afterwards will portray THEMSELVES as the victim while completely forgetting about you (or have you retroactively determined to be Antifa or whatever).
Yup throw everyone under the bus to save yourself, then distance yourself and try and discredit and insult them just like Cult Leader Daddy does.
They have learned from the master.
Still blows me away when I see someone think that somehow they are gonna be different and he will repay their loyalty, or Eastman thinking Trump would pay him the legal fees he billed Trump lmao.
Nobody said it would be easy owning the libs..
I wish there was a reaction video from an insurrectionist facing jail time when they see their conservative heroes that whipped them into their fervor denounced them as Antifa.
it makes total sense when you consider their well proven evidence about how Antifa did the coup, and also they were harmless tourists, and the deep state brainwashed them, but also they are super-soldier robots for Obama, and none of it ever happened ...
Ya try not to go deep into the empty wormhole that is a Trump supporter's "brain". And yes brain is in quotes because I have serious doubts that they have what most people would consider a brain.
So that's what "Let's go Brandon" is talking about.
He's also the guy who started the Walkaway campaign. You know the one. The thing Russia took and amplified on social media that suggested Dems were fed up with the party and "walking away" to go join the Republicans.
Ya and a spokesperson for the campaign refused to confirm if that was him or not when asked to verify his identity by a reporter at CPAC.
Didn't have the balls to do it himself, snitched on people, then pretends to be one of them. Minus the actual consequences. What an alpha.
How much you want a bet that this picture will be used at his next probation hearing?
One can only wish.
I like the term "ratting" better than "snitching". It paints a better picture.
A rat does what it thinks it needs to do to survive. A snitch betrays friends to get ahead.
It should be noted this cage is surrounded by Republicans doing a prayer, there's a video of it. So it's even worse than this picture makes it seem. Totally not a cult
With the image of Jesus dropped, thoughtlessly and forgotten, onto the floor
I didn’t even catch that. Wtf
A metaphor
A few years ago they started putting The Onion out of business, i guess now they're going after political cartoonists
Symbolic AF. Good catch
Next to some cash?
Lol, he just sat there crying for hours. [This is incredible.](https://youtu.be/V0jOnp1H0Bs)
What makes it even funnier is that the guy in the cell pretending to be in prison was one of the cunts that was arrested for his actions on January 6th, and the only reason he isn't in actual prison is that he ratted on other insurrectionists that did more than he did. So he's a dude pretending to care about "patriots" who were imprisoned for taking part in an insurrection, some of whom he helped put in prison to save his own arse. It's like an onion of stupidity... it has so many layers.
He’s a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude. He’s a coward, playing a seditionist, disguised as someone who thinks he’s a patriot but is actually a fascist/nationalist.
It's poetic in its utter absence of any moral standard.
> What makes it even funnier is that the guy in the cell pretending to be in prison was one of the cunts that was arrested for his actions on January 6th, and the only reason he isn't in actual prison is that he ratted on other insurrectionists that did more than he did. At 7:17 in the video he actually gets asked about that and gets *really* passive aggressive about it for several minutes.
His name is Brandon Straka and he’s a snitch. Rats and a sinking ship, or something. Proof - You can read his cooperation clause as part of his plea deal https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1441141/download
He's Judas .
So, in one video they were tossing dollar bills at his feet while he cried. Like the worst stripper ever. Anyone know what that was about?
I dunno, some people think the lap dance is better when the stripper is crying
The mans name is Brandon! I am shocked there was no chanting to support him, I mean the irony would be lost on this lot, but hell it would be funny.
There is a guy in this video wearing a shirt that says unvaccinated lives matter… these people are wild
This surely is a porn set at a porn convention?
Also noted that the guy in fake jail received only probation for his Jan 6 crimes because he ratted out his friends. He's also the originator of the #walkaway inanity.
I love how conservatives bought the whole charade of "walk away" as if were a real thing and not a staged fake movement started by the far right to stroke the far right's fragile ego.
Also, the dude in the cage is an insurrectionist who's only free because he ratted out a bunch of other January 6th participants
Also, a jail would never allow a hat, a lanyard, or a removable chair. Cover the cell in dried piss and shit stains and psychotic scratchings and maybe it might be more believable.
This is all conservative have these days. Crisis acting. sad.
It's a pathetic charade but unfortunately their base swallows it like Donald Trump swallows Russian prostitutes urine.
Ahem, excuse me?! I did not need an image of Trump chugging urine out of an Oktoberfest beer stein with Putin encouraging him in the background in my head.
I needed that, thanks!
Putin manning a video camera saying, “No, No, No it’s just for me and a few close friends. No one else is gonna see it”
They still have everything they’ve projected onto others over the years: infant-like emotional sensitivity (snowflakism), trying to enact Sharia law (their version), treating women like the Taliban do, rigging elections, admiring detestable foreign leaders (Orban), FAKE NEWS, manipulating education standards to their worldview, political violence, trying to take away the rights of other Americans, and plain ol’ anti-Americanism. They were the boogeymen they’ve been warning us about all this time.
Conservatives: But, But, what about Jussie Smollett?! Liberals: Yeah he's a shit bag too. Conservatives: Crickets chirping*
They always show their hand with that one. That they pick people to be their heroes and then support them unconditionally based on their race, their political agenda, their team, etc. They assumed the left would embrace Jussie Smollett like that and for those reasons and defend him to the end. They also always use him as an example of how the "leftist media lies" because the news reported on the statement he made to the police, and he lied in his statement. Like reporters are the ones in charge of investigating crimes to find out of the person who filed the police report was lying or not.
Meanwhile rightist media literally argued in court that nobody would reasonably believe their lies.
They think we all love Biden too instead of it being a close 50/50 split, and even the 50%+ that voted for him in the primary still thinks he could be better. Meanwhile, 95% of Republicans gargle Trump's balls for breakfast.
It's why they think "Let's Go, Brandon." is such a burn. Because they think the people that voted for him are going to be so offended. They can't imagine anyone being critical of the person they voted for. Meanwhile, you asked people who backed Biden and they're like, "He's not great. He was just better Trump."
I had an experience a while back where someone asked a question about Trump and whether the Ukraine invasion was a good thing on a small town, mid-missouri Facebook page. I end up getting into it with a couple people and one guy kept pressing me to basically prove why Biden was better. Thing is, I never once mentioned Biden. I was just pointing out how much praising of Putin that Trump did and how he clearly wanted to be the Putin of the US. They just couldn't comprehend that hating Trump didn't mean I was all in on Biden. Also saw a meme of a skeleton sitting on a bench that said "waiting to see people wear "build back better" hats." Again, can't comprehend that they're in a weird fucking cult and pretty much no one else in the world wears hats for their favorite politicians.
Exactly. The victimizers comforting other victimizers who think they’re victims.
Can you imagine if Clinton performed a fucking skit at the DNC?
The projection is a bit much...
With a healthy dose of fascism, courtesy of Viktor Orban.
"Vice signalling"
In David Attenborough's voice: "Here we see the native habitat of a Conservative. A female supplicant has entered the cage and appears to be wooing a suitable partner."
"There will be a brief honeymoon period, before the male inevitably becomes violent"
Depending on how much PBR is available
And if there are any local teenagers to expose themselved to
Hahaha 😝 they also both are wearing matching colors. So cute! Orange signifies confidence. Confidence in what I’m not too sure of.
Confidently incorrect for sure
Please don't associate Pabst with that filth.
"And as she ages, he may divorce or kill her for a younger wife"
"It only *appears* this way, however, since the common mating cash trap of this species carefully placed nearby actually lures the female conservative into the domicile of her male dominant counterpart."
[удалено]
"Woe is me! I'm being persecuted for trying to overthrow the government! When will it end..?"
they want so desperately to be persecuted because it's the only possible justification for their hatred and their religion makes them feel inadequate if they are not "having their faith tested"
There's no better evidence of how moronic rightwing ideology is than CPAC.
Or how fascist.
When Victor Fucking Orban is a keynote speaker, the rest of the country should take note. They love what he did in Hungary, and are working to do the same thing here.
Yup and they are no longer shying away from the term Christian Nationalist either. I brought up Viktor Orban in another comment in this thread.
It was blatantly fascist in 2016 too.
Yeah but AOC didn't really have handcuffs on when she got arrested, so BoFe SiDeS!!! /s in case Poe's Law gets me again haha
And just weeks ago they had a CPAC conference in … HUNGARY! America First am I right?
I dunno about that. I mean it's certainly a prime example but there's a lot of other fucking evidence!
Ya but CPAC is where they are the most open and obvious about it. I mean there is evidence everywhere and thinly veiled in everything they do.
Have you seen clips from [AFPAC this year](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_First_Political_Action_Conference#2022)?
AFPAC is a close 2nd this year. CPAC wins this year in my personal opinion because they had Viktor Orban as the keynote speaker. The "Last Dictator in Europe" as he likes to refer to himself is a pretty heavy hitter. The guys from GAB wannabe a racist dictator but Orban is, so I think that wins in this situation. Like the only way they couldhave gone "bigger" would have been to get Putin or somehow resurrect Hitler himself. I would say that they do really try and compete with each other each year, CPAC just happened to have outdone them this year.
I thought CPAC was once a year. They seem to be weekly, what’s going on with that?
I think they have some regional events now. It's profitable, so they're expanding. Those suckers need more chances to spend it on CPAC and not throw it away on other competing 'conventions'.
Remember that golden statue of Trump?
I'm sure in their mind many pornos begin like that
I LEGIT thought this was a screenshot from a porno when I first saw it (to be fair, the troglodyte was facing away).
“Hey there baby, I hear you need a *release*.”
"Here, let me examine your briefs."
There IS *a lot* going on here. Like my immediate thought...without amy context...was that Marjorie was getting ready to give some guy who was a MAGA fanboy a blow job. And that was connected to the $20 laying on the ground. And she was the one in the cage, and people would be coming in for blowies.
Fucking weirdo party
help help i'm being repressed
"There's some very lovely filth down here!"
MTG Feet looking like an old pack of expired chicken.
Lmao!! They really do!
Honestly her pale and deformed feet are the most surprising part of this picture imo
I am SO glad someone else has already noticed this. I have no idea if she has Casper feet or she has hosiery that just ain't working for her.
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If it was Boebert, it would be.
Is that a dollar bill by her foot?
It’s so he can buy some stuff at the prison commissary. A sad cheap method acting, if they’re so fucking godly since she’s ‘praying’ for him, she should’ve gave him a Bible.
MTG was all about blaming Antifa for the J6 insurrection when it first happened. And now this.
She said Antifa did it as recently as last Friday, she still claims Antifa did it, that's why she's such a big proponent for those jailed for rioting.
The card says moops
It's like an SS meth induced sex orgy. Pure fucking insanity.
Why do her feet look like corpse feet?
This is the shittiest Only Fans channel. I can’t get enough blood flow to leave my churning stomach to get aroused.
Show me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult.
lmao are those idiots seriously tipping him for playing a prisoner? or did those bills fall out of traitor-greene's g-string?
Dollar bill and a Jesus Christ playing card on the floor(?). Pretty much sums it all up.
Jesus christ, are her feet dead?
The answer is YES. YES, we are living in an f***ing cartoon. Thanks GOP.
Politics as performance art
This is a cult
MTG has some cloven hooves
This…this is just so hilariously sad
The US is such a weird place
Supreme cringe.
And they couldn’t even find a prison suit. He had to go shopping for those clothes 🤣 My dude payed money to look like a over ripe pumpkin!!! I’m sure the “friends” he ratted out so he could pretend to be in jail at CPAC are going to love seeing this pic! Bahahahahaha!
Ok, I thought her three toes were possibly poor photographing when she stood in the sand. Or maybe just a bit of weird fetish photoshop But seriously....WTF is wrong with her toes!!!?? This isn't a joke anymore, I'm weirded out.
A guy that avoided jail by stooging on other insurectionists is now their hero for pretending to be in the jail he avoided by throwing them under the bus. Feel free to try and find anything more modern-day Republican than this.
It's even worse, because they're praying to an invisible, fictional sky being about this dude being in a pretend jail. These people are beyond lost. Their porch lights are on, but ain't nobody home.
Americans are the weirdest bunch of people in the world I think.
Republicans man. They’re such weirdos.
Greetings from the UK, what exactly am I looking at?
This is the Conservative Political Action Conference, basically a huge fascist convention, and the guy in the cage is cosplaying a January 6 protest prisoner, and the chick in the red is a dumbfuck republican representative from Georgia that is trying to fight for the freedom of the actual rioters that are jailed. Basically, a huge spectacle.
I just can’t get my head around how insane the right has become. Golden statues of trump; pretend prisoners at cpac. The lunatics are running their asylum.
Perfect example of the MAGA movement. * It's completely fabricated. * They did this to themselves.
This legit looks like a porn vid I watched awhile back with Alexis Fawx
Just so fucking weird.
Man. CPAC is like a carnival. Maybe they will take the animals out of the cages and make them do tricks for table scraps.
I’m just as disturbed that she wears open-toed shoes with those freaky ass feet of hers.
I can think of a dozen performative art exhibits that would actually be meaningful at the DNC convention to counter: A guy with a gun to the back of a kids head with a another guy dressed as a cop standing idly by. Maybe have him casually smoking a cigarette for extra no fucks given. Or a guy dressed as a cop kneeling on a black man. A man physically assaulting a woman and a guy in a medical coat shrugging. A line of people at a polling station with an armed poll watcher turning away minorities. A bunch of hispanic kids in cells with a guy in an ICE uniform rattling the cages with a baton. A guy wearing a shirt that says "midwest" continually dumping bottles of water on the floor (or just holding an empty bottle over his mouth) An amputee in a wheelchair wearing a military uniform holding a sign that says "denied by VA." A guy dressed as a general sitting on a pile of cash with other people dressed in tatters around him. A teacher wearing body armor and strapped with a comedically absurd amount of guns (and wearing a covid mask, I guess, too) pointing at a chalkboard that says "2+2=5" and desks with kids hiding underneath. A child in a leash and collar being held by a dude dressed as a priest. A guy sobbing in front of a series of gravestones that read "truth," "rights," and "democracy." Or fuck it. Just invite GWAR to play.
[Literally this meme.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/787/boot.jpg)