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DonaIdTrurnp

FOX viewers aren’t bigoted like that. They would fuck their smart cousins too, if they had any.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

They need their rubes to vote Republican so they can protect their corrupt billionaire owners and sponsors from being prosecuted by the government.


tamperresistantmind

Yup, the purpose of the republican party is to whip the rube vote for the oligarchs.


TurbulentPromise4812

If there's a smart cousin and a dumb cousin going at it. How would you know which one is the smart one? Is the dumb one smart for getting some cousin action? Or the smart one dumb for getting some dumb cousin action?


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

The dumb one is on the bottom, because he can only fuck up.


Top-Fox-3171

Well-played!


dlec1

Definitely immediate family only, then you can keep it under wraps from the congregation This would also explain why so many porn videos on the internet are that theme. Still puzzles me, but I’m old, seems gross to me.


Dseltzer1212

It’s a shame that Fox viewers will never see this information because of their echo chamber


Old_Tomorrow5247

Maybe we can rent some billboards.


[deleted]

May not have to. The other right wing things like OAN would gleefully talk about this. They want all of fox viewers. They’ve already got a bunch of them. The real lunatics already hate fox and are convinced that they are anti trump. Let’s let them cook for a little while. Maybe save some money on advertising. It’d be great if this were the beginning of the end for the Fox News we all know and hate.


reddit_1999

I have relatives that switched over from Fox News to the OAN and Newsmax when Fox admitted that Trump lost the election. Lunatics.


Old_Tomorrow5247

I still say if you’re going to use the word “news”, you should have to make a good faith effort to ensure that what you’re saying is true, correct and accurate.


ip2k

Just like how Prager “University” is in no way an actual university or attempting to teach anything true, correct, or accurate. Just some oil money to indoctrinate kids.


[deleted]

I believe their actually Fox News Entertainment. The bosses know who they are. And tucker was a comedian, not a political commentator, at least according to a couple of fascists I’ve had “disagreements” with on Reddit. They’re all gymnasts.


Notascot51

Gymnasts? That explains their ability to do the mental back flips necessary to believe the BS.


Sirnamechecksout

Do you think they read?


Dseltzer1212

21% of Americans are illiterate, 54% have a literacy level below the 6th grade. That should explain the Trump phenomenon! Mic drop!


Sirnamechecksout

Daym. Is that true?


Strict-Square456

Hopefully his kid will bring a new approach but i read he is more conservative than dad?? Wtf


glue2music

And Trump thinks that as well….but a dollar is a dollar to grift from the stupid.


Illustrious-Night-99

Here's a link https://crooksandliars.com/2023/03/tuckers-ex-producer-fox-viewers-are-bunch


One-Yam2819

Good looking out 🤟


brianishere2

The first truth to emerge from Fox News.


Slingus_000

Say what you will about those soulless, shameless fucking traitors at FOX, but they know how to pander to their demographic


medman143

So they finally told the truth.


Old_Tomorrow5247

They didn’t tell it, it just slipped out.


orbitalaction

Maybe they didn't want to commit perjury.


Old_Tomorrow5247

Those court documents are the gift that keeps on giving, huh?


mylittlepagan

Damn, ‘cousin fuckers’ is my go to when referring to MAGA shit stains. I never thought I would have anything in common with the people that run Fox.😄


nillztastic

And no one's mad because it wasn't false.


TheMadShatterP00P

They're not wrong. Uncle daddies love that network!


EinharAesir

I always suspected that Fox News thinks their audience is stupid. Good to have confirmation.


petershrimp

Fox viewer: "Hey, you haven't seen my cousin"


Joliet_Jake_Blues

I believe the actual quote from Tucker Carlson's producer was "cousin fucking terrorists" He was talking about anyone who thought the election was stolen


Exact_Patience_9767

Fox news viewers are probably more offended by the network saying cousin instead of sister.


ctguy54

They aren’t wrong.


tvlsok

Dumb cousin fucking terrorist. 🤣


Acceptable-Bank2115

This is actually very reassuring (if true). Because if they believed the half of the drivel they aired that would be worse. Propaganda and lies can be exposed for what they are, true belief in something, no matter how absurd, will be a matter of faith, and therefore much harder for people to find the truth.


dependentresearch24

Legit the exact thought that goes through my head when I think of people that watch Fox too! Bunch of hillbilly cousin fuckers!


Gilgamesh2062

Well they are well aware of their audiences demographic.


rcy62747

And none of them will care. That is the hard stupid reality of Fox viewers. They like what Fox tells them more then they like themselves.


Bitch_Posse

The most accurate statement Fox News has ever made.


Mrrilz20

Pretty accurate.


No_Gap_2134

They are not wrong.


duckduckduckA

That’s actually not what was said…. They said they were “terrorist…. Dumb cousin fuckers”. That tucker producer said that.


Ruenin

And they weren't wrong


Illustrious-Leave406

Finally, Faux News tells the truth.


bowens44

well duh


SensitivePineapple83

Rudy Giuliani was married to Regina Peruggi for a while; and they grew up together.


dcal1981

~~FOX NEWS~~ FAUX ENTERTAINMENT....For dumb cousin fuckers


BoomZhakaLaka

“This whole thing is surreal. Like negotiating with terrorists, but especially dumb ones. Cousin fucking types, not saudi \[sic\] royalty.”


WeCanDoThisCNJ

The only true statement uttered by Fox News in at least 15 years


cipher446

They should be required to post this hourly as a PSA. "Hey y'all - this is what your entertainment -value-only news source really thinks of you!"


NovusOrdoSec

My cousins are fine as hell though, I admit it.


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

And even knowing this, the DUMB COUSIN FUCKERS will still faithful watch and nod.


[deleted]

To be fair, they aren't wrong.


Final-Highway-3371

And trump calls them "the great unwashed"


OUReddit2

Here is da sauce: https://www.aol.com/tucker-carlson-ex-producer-called-182140041.html


ndncreek

First time they ever reported the truth


pugs_are_death

They would call it "wincest"


EnochChicago

At least they can’t be sued for slander


[deleted]

The DCF know but is too dumb to process.


Zealousideal_Word770

And?


jor3lofkrypton

Srsly . . 👍 You Just Can't Make This Sh!t Up!™ 😆 .. but ain't that the truth?!


braker61

Finally something TRUTHFUL from the assholes at Fox


JangoFettsEvilTwin

When asked to comment fox viewers said: “well at least I ain’t a democrat!”


bornabearsfan

At least they are aware...


Chevelle-72

So are their anchors that broadcast the news!


Happy-Medicine-3600

Not all fox viewers are cousin fuckers


One-Yam2819

This is what Fox News thinks about em


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[deleted]

“Fiscal conservative” Trump promises to eliminate the debt/deficit, after condemning Obama for adding trillions… Trump adds 8 trillion in one term. “Family values” GOP promotes a POTUS who bragged about sexual assaulting women, before cheating on his own wife with a prostitute, and being found liable for rape. Or we could all marry our sexual assaulters, like Boebert, grope our dates in public, and they scream about the loss of family values. “More freedom through small government”… unless when it comes to gay marriage, abortion, drug use, polygamy, euthanasia, etc… then the GOP wants the nanny state to intervene. “Party of law and order”… but had dickless cowards unwilling to take the stand, while claiming anyone who pleads the 5th is a criminal, JUST before pleading the 5th hundreds of times in a deposition. You guys literally are on the wrong side of YOUR OWN ISSUES Nothing but dickless cowards and hypocrites


nuffced

Fox News - Nothing But The Truth


bumtownbiden

CNN does that everyday - to your face democrats


[deleted]

To preface - I absolutely believe this. However, is there a source I can reliably site? Thank you ahead of time.


Collegedude_2004

😂This is the first true statement fox "news" has ever made


Shamilicious

Anyone got a link to this or is it just a meme?


One-Yam2819

It's real. Google it


Shamilicious

So no link to the actual documents? K


BriskHeartedParadox

It’s very real. It’s also not anything new. They constantly talk down about their audience.


ApprehensivePirate36

As the late Tucker Carlson once said, "But come on! There really isn't an upside to tяump."


Rude-Ad-3406

No lies detected here.


upto_lateagain

They finally found something they can tell the truth about.


33mondo88

Well, it seems that they actually report some truthful information even if it’s internal


Local_Sugar8108

To paraphrase George Duyba, "Some people call you dumb cousin fuckers. I call you my base."


ScaleEnvironmental27

Well, I mean, is it wrong? I bet there is a bruncle or 6.


[deleted]

That’s the infuriating part, you have to be evil to take advantage of stupid people, then we have to sit there and listen to their victims telling us we’re brainwashed. Biden is the devil and trump is a rapist, criminal prophet. What did we do to deserve this


CameronFry

I’ve been saying this for years…


Jordanjl83

OK, so not everything from FOX is false I guess


ip2k

It’s hilarious watching Tuck interview TDogg knowing he actually hates him. It’s almost like…they’re all actually actors.


7evenate9ine

Are they dumb people who fuck their cousins, or, are they normal people who only fuck their dumb cousins?


greeneye1969

Well! We finally agree on something.


Opening-Two6723

Kill off Fox News and morons will get their drip elsewhere.


Opening-Two6723

I hate agreeing with right wing media producers


LoveThieves

It's actually kinda sad how they figured out a way to take advantage of these idiots while paying off their lawsuits to stay in business because they figured out an infinite glitch system to profit while breaking the law


Notascot51

Conundrum for English speakers….does ‘dumb’ modify cousin, or fuckers?


Will0fDeeznuts

Won't affect viewership. Expect them to double down.


DucksItUp

If their viewers could read they’d be upset


bananatimemachine

I mean, water is wet.


ByteMeC64

That may be the *only* factual thing Fox ever claimed.


justinbeuke

Even if this was announced by a source they exclusively listened to, they would either deny ever seeing it, or lean into it and put it on a cheap t-shirt.


Bradb717

A bit overly polite don’t you think?


hungaria

No lie detected.


No_Hour_4865

Finally Fox News tell the truth about something.


[deleted]

I mean… they aren’t wrong.


SirFancyPantsBrock

First time fox is honest and of course it's off air


ququx

They should rename it Cousin F*ckers News. CFN.