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Ck29bubba

False, we all know that the oracle turret is Chell’s dad stuffed into a turret


old-testament-angel

i knew it was a joke as soon as i looked at the title, but read the whole thing anyway 😭


TheWheatleyWhisperer

I appreciate it. It took me a while to think up that much BS 😂


Sooparch

Ohhhhhh crap.


SentientGopro115935

Nope, we all know Default CT skin is actually Chell's Dad


Brief_Actuary5080

You are stupid and wrong, Chell’s dad is companion cube


kingof557

no evidence for but no evidence against so yeah i will accept that headcanon irregardless of its april fools status


LetsKing

biologicly it dorsnt make sense, also if Wheatley adopted her Chell would recognize him, Chell aged, that would explain why Wheatley wouldn't recogize her.


TheWheatleyWhisperer

It’s an April fools day post XD


LetsKing

ups...


Sooparch

> He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the *dumbest* moron who ever lived. And *you* just put him in charge of the entire facility. Yeah. No. He was coded by people. This also dispells the theory all cores are humans.


TheWheatleyWhisperer

Scroll all the way down to the bottom


Kastoelta

Though this is a joke, if somehow it were true it would be kind of depressing. Specially with him ending in space