Congratulations, not on the test. most test subjects come out of cryogenic suspension under-nourished, however you seem to have managed to pack on a few pounds...
"Now so be alarmed, okay! Although if you- if you do feel alarm! Try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you've got brain damage."
"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
"Thank you! Get mad! Don't make lemonade! ... Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds."
Congratulations, not on the test. most test subjects come out of cryogenic suspension under-nourished, however you seem to have managed to pack on a few pounds...
>The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.
"Oh... That's sad. Maybe they worked at the phone company, because man that is impressive."
**This is the part where I kill you.**
chapter 10 : the part where he kills you
OST: **The part where he kills you**
success : *the part where he kills you*
Glados right before: This is the part where he kills us
Description of the success: this is that part
Probably the most perfect timing joke ever, GLaDOS predicts exactly what wheatley says
Not the only time someone predicts what wheatley says, interestingly enough
Say apple *jumps*
Ok, that is jumping
What you've done right there is jumping
Just say "Apple". Classic. Very simple.
"Oh good, my slow clapping processor made it into this thing, so we have that"
Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
"Now so be alarmed, okay! Although if you- if you do feel alarm! Try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you've got brain damage."
I am NOT a MORON!!!
YES YOU ARE, YOUR THE MORON THEY MADE TO MAKE ME A IDIOT.
"This was a triumph" *piano starts playing*
I'm making a note here
"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
"Thank you! Get mad! Don't make lemonade! ... Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds."
You're not even going the right way.
Your blood might turn into peanut water
This Was A Triumph Im Making A Note Here Huge Success.
Oh, there’s lots of room here. Did… Well… Enough.
9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9
The cake was a lie
Im gonna burn your house down WITH A LEMON
I don't hate you...
You know what I just remembered? F O O T B A L L
Don’t worry, I am 100% sure we’re going the right way! Oh, it’s not this way.
Spaaaaaace
adopted fatty
Alright I’ve been thinking.
I gently open the door
👏👏👏
Fatty fatty no parents!
How about fighting an army of mantis men?
The floor will die for you (Play portal Google translate edition, it is great)
Potato
“Oh, an elevator! What’s the wirst that could be waiting for us? ACTUALLY, you don’t want to know.”
"What you're doing there is jumping, y-you just jumped."
I’m not grilling you a cheese
Shut up
That's two sentences though...