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tbrumleve

Old pole got cut and moved over so they could install the new one. Now we wait for the telcos to move their lines to the new pole, and old pole goes away.


eprosenx

This. Commonly they might take down everything but the foot or two that low voltage is attached to (just lash it to the new pole) but this pole has some very old vertical phone distribution box on it. So they very kindly left it so that folks could keep their phone service working until Centurylink comes to move it.


purplemonkeydw

Whatever, those poles are in love and you know it


tbrumleve

I hope they live happily until they tear them apart šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢


humanclock

["Poles Apart" by the Waters-less Pink Floyd plays]


FigurePuzzleheaded74

Love Will Tear Us Apart


_DapperDanMan-

Again


ArielMankowski

No, maybe they are just really good friends.


Prathmun

This is cannon now.


doingthehokeypokey

I would have liked them to lash the poles together with some rope in a couple places.


pdx_flyer

Yep, no powerlines on that old pole, just joint use telco lines that need to be moved.


tbrumleve

Always the last (and slowest) part of the project.


pdx_flyer

Yep. The bane of my existence.


doingthehokeypokey

Just gotta engage NJUNS early and bird dog the shit out of them the whole project.


SpeakingTheKingss

This is lineman 101


mr_dumpsterfire

Itā€™s been like this for four months. The telecoms sure are slow with this.


mikeymonstah

Thatā€™s the nurse log for growing the new powerline.


MrDangerMan

Just a note; Those are telecom lines, not electrical.


pdxdweller

Yep. They installed a new pole, but have to wait for the other utilities to move their stuff over to the new pole.


wakeupintherain

well akshully they're *utility* poles.


srcarruth

Technically those are wooden poles.Ā Ā 


ElPescador82

Except the robots says this: wooden utility line poles are also known as transmission poles, telegraph poles, telephone poles, power poles, hydro poles, and telecommunication poles


srcarruth

Robots, eh?


EugeneStonersPotShop

Just to get stupidly over technical, if there are wires, they are carrying some kind of electrical current or light waves. Soā€¦ they are indeed ā€œelectrical linesā€ā€¦


pdxdweller

Next you are going to claim it is actually a light pole because there is some fiber optics, which carries light. So indeed this is a light poleā€¦ ^/s


EugeneStonersPotShop

Is there a street light attached to the pole? If the answer is ā€œyesā€, then itā€™s a ā€œlight poleā€, duh.


Rate_hacists

i'm gonna guess it's actually pretty heavy.


EugeneStonersPotShop

Bad da-Boom-piss.


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pdxdweller

The street light is on the new pole, not the temporary old pole everyone is worked up about. You know, the pole that is also holding up the actual electrical utility wires.


DarXIV

*slaps pole* That's not going anymore


PatternIntegrity

Are those band-aid brand or generic straps?


tbrumleve

If they could talk, theyā€™d be screaming. Poor things.


bandito143

Faaaade into yoooou...


Agitated_Capital5614

I woodnā€™t worry about that


Adulations

Never thought Iā€™d relate to an electrical pole.


Grazhammer

Awwww, theyā€™re slow dancing


Great_Rock_688

šŸ¤£


rhyno83

Best buddies


ElPescador82

It kinda looks like a short middle-school kid standing on books to awkwardly dance with a taller kid


soup_time19

Oh! I hope it doesn't topple and squish someone that would be a headline for sure


juliefromgymclass

You known a telephone pole is just a tree that cleaned up and got a job.


raisedbytelevisions

But did they slap it and say thatā€™ll hold?


Penis_Colata

Street Jenga.


tbrumleve

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/56_Leonard_Street


f1lth4f1lth

Awww theyā€™re holding each other


toilet_salad

NEEDS A CONE


Mulder1917

Whatā€™s the problem?


Big_Pomelo3224

Put a couple of zip ties around it too, it'll be alright.


Lady6y_day

Oh Portlandā€¦..*smh


CrispyRaven_5

Awww. Theyā€™re holding hands.


Hankhank1

Cheaper to go up than to come down I guess.


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AndMyHelcaraxe

Iā€™ve seen this in two other places in SE. Crows seem to like having another perch!


Hankhank1

Cool, didnā€™t know that. Thanks for filling us in as to what is going on here. I used to see shit like this all the time in Louisiana, I thought it might be a southern thing.


butwhyisitso

we all ascribe familiar models onto new things, thats the burden of brains built on pattern recognition. Except me, i know things i dont even know yet.