Khaimera only showers in the blood of his prey.

Got an affinity 10 riktor and I damn near shower everyday to the point on my skin being more dry than the desert. I talk great disrespect towards this( I just drank half a 75 and I’m cooked) pov: baby simulator

Howitzer is a rat. And you think it showers? What in the Tom and Jerry is this

Twinblast never showers. Y'all know he's a bubble bath man

I think Morigesh doesn't shower everyday but she bathes everyday... And Sevarog doesn't need to shower

Technically I take a shower in game. When my ice slide melts on my body mid-game… also my excess ice shower falls on the circle of my dead opponents. So I guess as aurora I believe everyone showers daily in this game.

Kira is like every 2 days

I’d put base greystone in once a year. He looks like a dirty hobo. His future skin though is clean and proper.

Crunch needs a weekly jet wash to stop blood stains rusting up

Fey is definitely a bird bath enjoyer

Kalari and gadget should be weekly. Also, petition for countess to be under never

We need a showers twice a day

Khai showers in the blood of his enemies!

Shinbi prob bathes 3 times a day and then sells gamer girl bath water.

I'm conflicted by Rampage because on the one hand, I don't think he ever showers, but on the other, he probably spends most of his spare time swimming in dirty swamp water, given his physical appearance. Would that count?

This might 1-1 map to how often the average player of each of these heroes shower. Source: I play Khaimera

Zarus is well posh he might not take a shower but someone probably scrubs him down

I came just to talk about Zarus. I would imagine he should be in the daily shower list, he has class and style, bro ain't gonna be stinking up the place.

Countess and Muriel def do not shower everyday

Shower? Iggy and scorch only need fuel and fire!!! Perfectly placed!!!

Dude how much free time do u have?

This is the kind of content I come to this subreddit for.

Shinbi deserves her own tier, as you KNOW once a day is nowhere near enough for her

Shinbi and Aurora need an after every shit category You don’t wear light colours and expose buttcheeks without keeping it clean.

Especially Aurora. Half of her outfit is literally water lmao.

No shot Howitzer, the junkyard cat is showing.

The fact that you think Narbash bathes is hilarious.

I feel like he doesn’t shower but he somehow never smells bad either. He probably has an oddly pleasing musk.

I always assumed he had that smelly band kid smell

This looks more like a chart for who you want to see ina shower

There tends to be a correlation

Ricktor oils himself

Wraith might shower weekly but I guarantee you wraith mains don't.

Got em

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Hell yea, we need more silly tier-lists like this

Reverend is a spirit skeleton he should be moved up to never and gadget is a steam punk tech bitch she should be moved to once a week (and like why do I care lol)

No way sparrow does more than weekly

Especially if we go off her Paragon lore where she was basically Robin Hood, moving in the forest.

Gideon definitely showers everyday. His beard is too tidy to let his hygiene slip like that.

He was gonna shower, but then a teamfight started and he had to go Ult. Priorities.

He's jacked too. I was eyeballing his muscles in the main menu the other day. space Jesus takes care of himself

Twin does not shower dawg

Why the fuck not lmfao

https://preview.redd.it/2yrww4rl206d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b0637da418f54662aa06ca0a9a7dde5f0ee51c He just dont.

Rain doesnt count?

Muriel taking a shower everyday: 

Sev showers in the tears of souls. Mori showers in the diarrhea of the people she scares.

Oh god not in this sub too..

now this is good content! lol very creative