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Les-incoyables

Someone tell your mother to go back to starboard.


Wind_Bringer

Port?


zemol42

Yo mama so portly, when she goes swimming, ships dock in her folds.


Player4Hacky4

At 15 seconds you can see the guy start to put his hands to his head as he remembers the ballasts hadn't been balanced yet


Dilectus3010

??? Did they leave water in the balast tank?


tpreevs

Forgot to put water in the ballast tank.


allisonmaybe

Can they still put water in the ballast tank?


ElMico

They can still put water in the ballast tank.


Finster63

Do they usually put still water in the ballast tank?


Benjo_1209_

How do you keep the water still in the ballast tank?


drfsrich

Hey guys, I think I have a rash on my ballast tank...


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drfsrich

But where will I get a bunch of lotion?


Player4Hacky4

By putting a still in the ballast tank


[deleted]

Maybe try some water in the ballast tank?


know-your-onions

Sparkling is best.


BlackEyedSceva

They still put still water in the ballast tank.


ElMico

I’m sorry I honestly have no idea. It’s 50/50 and I figured somebody would correct me if I was wrong but wanted to keep the question and response going


One_more_username

No need, it will get in by itself in a few weeks.


trucorsair

Improperly ballasted. The port tanks were not balanced with the starboard ones


hartemis

It’s floating so high it looks like there is little to no ballast.


Ok-Review8720

The whole thing is very close to becoming one big balast tank.


Dilectus3010

To the bottom you say!


ColoradoScoop

A modern day Vasa.


HalfWrong7986

So painful! What a beautiful boat she was, try CPR


IllustriousCookie890

someone forgot the ballast?


DarkSnowFalling

Lesson learned, no more ordering ships from Wish


AmebaLost

What time did you say lowtide was? 


PandosII

Oh shit the clocks have gone forward


ndhellion2

Seems to have been lacking some ballast


GoodShark

Looks like the water wasn't deep enough.


Spsz6000

This is fucked. What’s the solution? Can the ballasts be filled through the very little parts that are in the water?


Cpnbro

No ~~bitches~~ ballast?