Anakin Skywalker, in the flesh... Or rather, in the Jedi robes.
I took the liberty of relieving you of your lightsaber; it was a gift from the Jedi Order. As for the Force, I think you’ve mastered it, even if... other parties do not.
The galaxy, Coruscant, is in our grasp for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you accomplished over there. I am amazed.
*(Aggressive gasping sound)*
That’s why I’m... here, young Skywalker. I have praised your skills to my master, and he has authorized me to... offer you a place. He agrees with me that you have... *unlimited power.*
You’ve proved yourself a strong-willed man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any doubt about what to do. If you’re willing, just kneel before me and I will take that as a yes.
*(Aggressive gasping sound)*
Otherwise... well... I can offer you a duel you have no hope of winning. Rather a disappointment, after what you’ve just endured.
Time to choose, Master Skywalker.
I am extremely aware of that fact... Mister Cheeseman.
*(aggressive gasping sound)*
Anakin Skywalker was *denied* the rank of master by the... Jedi Council. It was a... deliberate choice of words, intended to provoke a reaction.
*(aggressive gasping sound)*
A... joke, if you will.
Perhaps you are... too attached to the canon. I suggest you lighten up a bit. Life is too short to be so *serious*, Mister Cheeseman... do not be, as they say, "that guy".
My employers will be most displeased.
Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!
Darth Freeman enters… Ignites crowbar…. *dramatic pause* Ignites other side of double crowbar *audience goes nuts*
Anakin Skywalker, in the flesh... Or rather, in the Jedi robes. I took the liberty of relieving you of your lightsaber; it was a gift from the Jedi Order. As for the Force, I think you’ve mastered it, even if... other parties do not. The galaxy, Coruscant, is in our grasp for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you accomplished over there. I am amazed. *(Aggressive gasping sound)* That’s why I’m... here, young Skywalker. I have praised your skills to my master, and he has authorized me to... offer you a place. He agrees with me that you have... *unlimited power.* You’ve proved yourself a strong-willed man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any doubt about what to do. If you’re willing, just kneel before me and I will take that as a yes. *(Aggressive gasping sound)* Otherwise... well... I can offer you a duel you have no hope of winning. Rather a disappointment, after what you’ve just endured. Time to choose, Master Skywalker.
this isn't accurate. anakin isn't actually granted the rank of master
I am extremely aware of that fact... Mister Cheeseman. *(aggressive gasping sound)* Anakin Skywalker was *denied* the rank of master by the... Jedi Council. It was a... deliberate choice of words, intended to provoke a reaction. *(aggressive gasping sound)* A... joke, if you will. Perhaps you are... too attached to the canon. I suggest you lighten up a bit. Life is too short to be so *serious*, Mister Cheeseman... do not be, as they say, "that guy". My employers will be most displeased.
Good relations with the Vortigaunts I have
Wasn't expecting a half life reference on here but you managed to crowbar it in
Combine vs galactic republic. Dew. It.