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SheevBot

Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!


Lukas-Reggi

Just a reminder Osha saw how much Qimir is packing


SeductivePillowcase

“At last we reveal ourselves to the Jedi” - Qimir probably


richardNthedickheads

Definitely why OSHA stayed


Maelger

And the safety fence on the lair. And the hard hat. Darth Bortles knows how to rizz osha.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Is this one of those OSHA violations I'm always hearing about?


Consistent_Network_3

I love how in the Star Wars universe you can kill all kinds of people, but if you take your shirt off afterwards...it's ALL GOOD.


Yueff_Stueff

In the eyes of Qimir they weren’t people. That’s why he referred to Jecki as “It”.


Jorymo

I figured it was in reference to her calling him "that"


ReverendPalpatine

Yeah that’s what I thought too.


DeBatmen

Eh, Its a common trope but usually reversed, it's basically James Bond sleeping with a villain that just happens to be a hot woman


QJ8538

Yeah it's just a reversed "I can fix her"


Mean_Comedian4769

Also Kylo Ren and the Stranger didn’t actually kill anyone because they aren’t real


Playful_Sector

Tbf Qimir had a way more flattering scene. Good lighting, attractive poses; he looks like he's in a cologne commercial. On the other hand, Kylo Ren's just default posing in front of a spotlight


SeductivePillowcase

French Twi’lek: “*Desire… Passion… Freedom…* New Eau’ de Qimir men’s cologne… unleash your inner Dark Side.”


SabrielSage

Also the shirtless image of Kylo Ren that was initially leaked online had weird proportions duo to the angle and made him look hilariously Wide.


PTMurasaki

Ben Swolo


ThexanI

The power of Manny


eat-pussy69

Manly*


luigi_8491

they know what they're doing with qimir. just saying.


Glass1Man

That’s why Yord died. Brought a lightsaber to a gun show.


UnironicStalinist1

"Kill them with no weapon" my ass, who allowed him to bring those guns?


_Ascended_Idiot

i’m thoroughly convinced


OnePassenger4597

Dude hangs dong


KrackerJoe

Bro just had to hang dong and commit to the bit to get the girl


EnigmaFrug2308

To be fair in one case the protagonist was following him preparing to kill him and got caught while he was vulnerable, while the other had those weird force visions and simply stared.


ddrfraser1

“You wan’t this, don’t you” taps lightsaber. - Qimir probably


godfatherV

What’s with the anti- BenSwolo propaganda…


UnironicStalinist1

"I don't wanna play with you anymore"


SabrielSage

Yeah, Ben Swolo was meant to be horny too! Why else do y'all think they waxed and oiled Adam Driver’s chest lol.


UnironicStalinist1

Oiled up 💀💀💀


Thelastknownking

Skill issue.


hAx0rSp00n

Yet when I do it only the cops seem interested


Possible_Living

ian mcdiarmid and Michael Fassbender : join us