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Obamas_Tie

So did Obi-Wan just go back to his meat-packing plant job after coming back to Tatooine?


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SharkyMcSnarkface

I mean, kinda based given how much of a dick that boss is.


OwenLarsBot

Like you came your job after the war?


SukanutGotBanned

What? Somebody shield Godzilla's eyes


Lark_vi_Britannia

I come at my job every day.


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Like you trained his father? \*puts on space sunglasses\*


OwenLarsBot

no


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

It seems that way now perhaps, but you must look deeper, OwenLarsBot.


OwenLarsBot

Like , what even happened to him after the whole "I am your father" thing?


TomMado

Looks like he went further into the Dune Sea to the area we first find him in Ep 4. That'll be a LONG commute riding his...camel.


Hot_Independence886

This will be the cross over of the century


Duck2524

Gotta pay the bills somehow


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Sometimes I don't get the logic behind the society in Star Wars. They've reached the age of robot butlers but the concept of human farmer and other types of menial labor still remain.


Duck2524

i guess poverty still exists in space?


Indian_Bob

It’s where we are heading now. It makes perfect sense.


Solid_Snark

It’s a simple life…


darth_xilef

The guy has the most important mission in the entire galaxy, but he chose to do fuck all about it for the past 9 years. So much so that when it came to protecting Luke, the guy almost failed against inquisitors


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darth_xilef

If u mean after Disney then writes for them themselves, yes I agree. It’s bcos they have no idea of the character, or Star Wars as a whole, works. Like boba fett, or even ahsoka tano from his show. Both incredibly out of character. Shit, even Darth Vader was out of character in the obi wan show


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh. I don't like the sound of that.


SpaghettiMonster01

Sure thing buddy. Whatever you say. Star Wars sucks now because Disney yada yada yada.


Crumboa

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent


jarjar_bot

No...no! Meesa stay...Meesa yous humble servaunt.


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He could just panhandle in mos espa and mind trick people into giving him imperial credits.


jesuispatate

This is not the jedi way


Mace-Windu-Bot

He has control of the senate *and* the courts! He's too dangerous to be left alive!


DeathlySnails64

Well, what else can you do after you've nearly cut yourself off from The Force just to protect you and the one you're looking out for? The Sith are too powerful to ever be stopped by that point in the Star Wars timeline (in *both* canons) so Obi-Wan taking that job and working for nearly less than minimum wage (in the Disney canon, anyway) is legit the smartest thing for him to do. Plus, he can't financially support himself by just being a hermit.


Captain_Rex_Bot

Thanks for the suggestion, but General Skywalker thinks they're fine where they are.


CreepyPastry

So has Obi Wan been feeding his eopie meat after every shift? Aren't eopies herbivores?!


Arks-Angel

I thought they were vegan…


thatblondedummy

They're fictional creatures, for starters


f4rt_f4ce

You're a fictional creature


CreepyPastry

Fictional herbivores lol


Randumi

Did he graduate from Bovine University?


BabiesSmell

Ha ha! He sure did, Timmy. He suuuure did.


Sael-er

He went to Bovine University?


EchoLoco2

Don't worry, it's not an actual floor! it's more like a platform.


descendingangel87

Technically he was just honing his skills with the blade.


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Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh. I don't like the sound of that.


Dyonisus77

I slays thought he was like Bart in Tokyo, knife goes in guys come out