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LBJ fits both.
He’s not a handsome man, and he apparently had a habit (perhaps a fetish) of taking a dump and wiping his ass in front of his staffers and other unfortunate witnesses as a show of masculinity.
One of the more obvious answers is not allowed to be discussed.
I want to nominate JFK though. Dude was mainlining a bunch of drugs and fucking anything that wasn’t nailed down
THANK YOU!! There has got to be some wiggle room on tile 3. Like a stickied post one day a week where it doesn't apply or maybe just a day that it doesn't apply to the sub at all?
I mean.... Something....
Are you kidding? The man was a silver fox!
https://preview.redd.it/jz8lf8qniotc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96938f188df58bfd6e6ab5346d294d023935ae5f
Thank you. I was confused about my presidents. Jackson did have lovely hair to the end but his chin became too prominent as his face fell down around it.
https://preview.redd.it/pv8tfwl3mptc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd93dcbf42dc387b63905b8e29fda69efd525a2a
This award goes to William Howard Taft [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/William\_Howard\_Taft](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Howard_Taft)
Yeah but with an ongoing election that was literally the whole subreddit. It's toxic and uninteresting and every other subreddit is like this already. The sub is much better now (though there are still a lot of repetitive questions and karma farming).
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Run from it, dread it... Jumbo arrives all the same.
This sounds like an ad for some kind of soup at Red Lobster.
"Your optimism is misplaced, Chili's"
Just Google "LBJ ordering pants" for some great and somewhat disturbing audio.
“…You know down where your nuts hang.”
Belches
"They cut me. Feels like riding a wire fence."
The belch is where I died laughing. He's talking to members of the Haggar family, the owners of Haggar clothing, and belching as he goes.
"I'm runnin' for a funeral"
Bunghole
From my bunghole to where your nuts hang
Listening to how casually he talks about it, I 1000% believe that Johnson had a big Johnson.
Why else would he love showing it off so much.
You mean gross as in their physical actions? Their looks?
Obviously the one whose weight was closest to 144 pounds.
Ayy!
That begs the question.. who WAS the lightest president?
James Madison He weighed exactly 100 pounds
One might even compare him to a doll or a Dolly
Just a lil guy
FDR without the chair.
My money is on William Henry Harrison.
LBJ fits both. He’s not a handsome man, and he apparently had a habit (perhaps a fetish) of taking a dump and wiping his ass in front of his staffers and other unfortunate witnesses as a show of masculinity.
Bro LBJ had a public shitting fetish?
Your flair makes me suspicious
You don’t know what I’ve been through A funeral
Their actions
Lame. I wanna argue uglies.
Fuck-Marry-Kill: Presidential Edition
Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy
One of the more obvious answers is not allowed to be discussed. I want to nominate JFK though. Dude was mainlining a bunch of drugs and fucking anything that wasn’t nailed down
That’s the way he lived as long as he did.
Then Jefferson. LBJ was obviously bad but the answer is Jefferson.
If so, LBJ used to drive around with a dead snake in his car trunk, so as to surprise & terrify "*igra" gas station attendants.
As well as driving an amphib car with guests, faking losing control and driving into a lake.
How has nobody said Grover Cleveland? The man literally groomed and married his friend’s daughter.
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Rule 3 is a rule in the same way jaywalking is a crime lmao
Didn’t he also have the woman he had an illegitimate child with institutionalized?
Finally someone said it.
"Grover Cleveland looks like an improperly peeled potato"- u/I-Like-Ike_52
Why have there been so many questions lately that clearly beg for answers the sub rules won't allow anyone to give?
THANK YOU!! There has got to be some wiggle room on tile 3. Like a stickied post one day a week where it doesn't apply or maybe just a day that it doesn't apply to the sub at all? I mean.... Something....
Does it matter that rule 3 presidents can’t be talked about? It’s fun to pretend to be in the past in this sub to me
If pretty is as pretty does then there is only one clear answer that we can’t talk about
They literally did this before
Seriously. Both [data expunged] and [data expunged] would be near the top of this list.
One
Seriously. There’s only one real answer to this question, and it isn’t Nixon
Yea, Cleveland
There are several
Warren Harding is a contender as well
love your pfp https://preview.redd.it/gr3gtd8ynptc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048b4540b61079f1a64f0fe7196663d6834585ac
Physically gotta be Taft By their Actions Jefferson- raping slaves LBJ Vietnam but then Civil Rights
Taft is so huggable though
Well screw you too.
What did Taft do?
They’re saying that bc he was fat
Our "Greatest" president!🇺🇸
Is a 400 pound man just naturally gross? I don’t think so
He had a pleasant face and excellent mustache, I wouldn't include him
400 lbs is almost three gross!
Grover Cleveland. He was a pedophile and a pervert, second worst New Yorker.
🎶I know who the first one is🎶
I have heard that LBJ liked holding meetings while on the toilet.
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I get they don't want this to turn into a shouting match, but the way they apply Rule 3 here it's like we got hit in the head in 2016.
What the fuck are these questions. This subreddit is slowly going down the drain.
April’s Fools all month long?
Grossest President: 46 way tie. Handsomest Suave President: ¡El Jéb!
i'm a new subscriber. a lot of karma farming going on recently.
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I believe LBJ far outweighs anybody current or recent.
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Nixon. [Flabby, pasty-skinned, riddled with phlebitis. A good Republican body.](https://youtu.be/4zGAfEpXQrw?si=knjsIO13AqfFFcs8) *edited for context*
LBJ sure is popular on this Reddit….
FYI: Johnson would keep the bathroom door open while he was on the toilet while he talked to his VP Hubert Humphrey.
Richard Nixon ate a lot of weird ass foods
Like what?
As long as we are talking about gross, why do we still have to look at LBJ's great uncle Andrew as an avatar?
William Taft was 5’11” and 325 lbs. Gross.
Depends
Sweaty creepy Nixon.
Andrew Jackson and it’s not even really close
Are you kidding? The man was a silver fox! https://preview.redd.it/jz8lf8qniotc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96938f188df58bfd6e6ab5346d294d023935ae5f
But when he got older, he looked like he stuck his finger in a socket.
That’s part of the look. He’s a “wild man.”
No, that’s Van Buren with hair like that. He’s the president with the wildest hair for sure!
Thank you. I was confused about my presidents. Jackson did have lovely hair to the end but his chin became too prominent as his face fell down around it. https://preview.redd.it/pv8tfwl3mptc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd93dcbf42dc387b63905b8e29fda69efd525a2a
He was just doing his best to look like his VP Calhoun
How dare you
This award goes to William Howard Taft [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/William\_Howard\_Taft](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Howard_Taft)
wins the Gross Weight award at 325lbs
Grover Cleveland looks like a bulldog.
Physically probably Taft he was morbidly obese
By physical gross, is the OP suggesting, personal habits or appearance?
Personal habits
Idk, but the last 2 have to be top 10
Grover Cleveland
45. Disgusting.
Mods delete my comment, wow. That rule is beyond idiotic.
Is the rules about current stuff. Yes I agree. Has happened to me quite a few times.
God forbid we talk about presidents in a sub about presidents. Are the mods actually braindead?
Were you here before the rule? It was rapidly turning into r/politics, even posts about someone like McKinley would turn into My Candidate Better.
I was here yes. Presidents are inherently political.
Yeah but with an ongoing election that was literally the whole subreddit. It's toxic and uninteresting and every other subreddit is like this already. The sub is much better now (though there are still a lot of repetitive questions and karma farming).
Whatever floats your boat I guess
4 6
As a woman I'd do him before most of the others, including Clinton. Nothing about party, he just looks cold, clammy and gross.
No you wouldn’t
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Rule 3
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That is correct.