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funny story, I was in "Al world" discord one day and got a message from Snoop Dogg.
He had established the channel in tribute of Weird Al but it got confused and taken over by artificial intelligence people, and once they started making generated music he could no longer support the channel and left 😂😂
I saw these guys in a tiny venue at SXSW in like 2008. Not kidding it was one of the funnest shows I’ve attended in my life and I’ve been to LOTS of shows.
“As my first act as President, I’ve signed an executive order directing federal agencies to ignore marijuana arrests. [Lights splif.] Anyway, here’s Willie Nelson…”
She did #3’s inauguration and it was beautiful
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Classical musicians for the formal inaugural ball - playing Mozart, etc.
A mixture of contemporary artists and artists I grew up with for a “people’s party” at the White House, similar to what Jackson hosted, open to the public. Essentially a mini, perhaps free, festival on the White House grounds
Probably the best professional orchestra I can get for some classic pieces and funeral marches
Then Queen (or at least Brian May), Adele, Lorde, and Rihanna
Cyndi Lauper because:
A. She's my most favorite artist of all time.
B. She came to my hometown and I had tickets. I got sick and missed the concert. I cried all night because of it. I was 20.
Tenacious D. They'll do a few songs, then the DJ will come out and play music on speakers for the rest of the night while the D get to enjoy the party.
I would say Michael Jackson if he was still alive along with his daughter, the surviving original members of Guns N Roses, maybe Queen, and One Direction.
Prince, Michael Jackson, and.... Tech n9ne.. performing Rocky 4's Apollo Creed/ Draco fight opening introduction classic...." Living in America " by none other then the great James Brown!!!
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Bill Clinton
The only answer
I was thinking George Clinton
*in norm mcdonald's voice* no thanks I'd rather take out the homicide out of the hwite House.
There's only one Weird Al.
He needs to sing I can't help falling in love, or I'm not going.
We all thought the same
Damn. My mind jumped to Weird Al without skipping a beat and looks like I'm not alone
Weird Al is absolutely amazing live!!!! One of the best concerts I've ever been to, easily!!!!
Party in the CIA!
I’ve always said, if I win the lottery, Weird Al plays the celebratory party. This is the way.
funny story, I was in "Al world" discord one day and got a message from Snoop Dogg. He had established the channel in tribute of Weird Al but it got confused and taken over by artificial intelligence people, and once they started making generated music he could no longer support the channel and left 😂😂
The Presidents of the United States, of course. 😉
Underrated answer!! I wanna belt out Peaches as POTUS
Followed by a Rule 3-themed version of *Lump*.
Millions of peaches, peaches for me.
*Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh*
I actually forgot about them!
I saw these guys in a tiny venue at SXSW in like 2008. Not kidding it was one of the funnest shows I’ve attended in my life and I’ve been to LOTS of shows.
Caspar baby pants!
Myself, get ready for president American Idol
“That was utterly Garbage” - Simon Cowell, The UK ambassador to USA
Ryan Seacrest to introduce you?
Willie Nelson because why not
“As my first act as President, I’ve signed an executive order directing federal agencies to ignore marijuana arrests. [Lights splif.] Anyway, here’s Willie Nelson…”
This is the Way...
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Only if he plays “Mock Trial with J. Reinhold.”
WLHUNG
Why does everyone ask me that? Who is that?
Pearl Jam
Dolly Parton!
The best answer, she’s an American Treasure.
Drake vs Kendrick. Winner gets a medal, and Drake gets put in jail afterwards.
Pluto and metro become secretaries of defence and education
Metro Groomin as secretary of education is not the best pick
Metrogate becomes the first scandal of your term lol
Lady Gaga, didn’t have much of an opinion of her but I saw her performance with Tony Bennett at his final concert, would love to have her preform.
She did #3’s inauguration and it was beautiful https://preview.redd.it/gdx25jjdk30d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e217c6669e0c065f082b00cf326b31574154cabe
Wow, I had no idea Jefferson was a fan.
Been awhile... went by Lil' Miss GaGa at the time
Like her or not, she is crazy talented and good at what she does.
Rednex of course and they will be performing Cotton Eye Joe
They will ONLY be performing Cotton Eye Joe... on repeat.
And the people will know that they picked a proper leader for their country
As long as you nail the dance
US Army Band & Chorus singing the battle hymn of the republic on repeat to remind everyone what I’ll do to traitors.
Long as you follow it up with "Battle Cry of Freedom."
JOHN BROWNS BODY LIES A-MOULD’RIN IN THE GRAVE
Stevie Wonder
Best answer in here.
REM under the stipulation they can only play It’s the End of the World as We Know It
What's the frequency, Q-anonth?
Classical musicians for the formal inaugural ball - playing Mozart, etc. A mixture of contemporary artists and artists I grew up with for a “people’s party” at the White House, similar to what Jackson hosted, open to the public. Essentially a mini, perhaps free, festival on the White House grounds
Classic Yo-Yo Ma followed by bluegrass Yo-Yo Ma. Gotcha.
Just make sure your deputy chief of staff doesn't get PTSD during it.
Does it come with a bathtub of booze?
Wasn't there a massive wheel of cheese as well?
Honestly, we need 1 item from each state, bourbon from Kentucky, cheese from Minnesota, ~~pollution~~ sushi from California, it would be kinda dope.
I’d pick Tenacious D
You know they only play tributes, right?
Yes, but it’s always of the greatest songs in the world
Nofx and the “ball” will be in the front yard of the White House.
Would host it on a Wednesday and feature Friday by Rebecca Black 
Immediate impeachment
Wu Tang Clan and the Foo Fighters 🤷♂️
Rage against the machine.
Bulls on Parade to open.
The irony is they would probably accept now
if they supported the person sure, they have to keep telling right wingers to shut the fuck up and stop using their songs
Jeb! can learn how to play an instrument. And he always knows how to get an audience to clap!
Billy Joel
Limp biskit
It's one of those days when you don't wanna get up everything SUCKS it's all FUCKED UP
Weezer 100%
Jason Isbell
Taylor Swift, Avenged Sevenfold duo...
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Smash mouth
Nickelback
I'm resurrecting Mac Miller
As the first Mexican American president Edgar Hoover I’ll get Peso Pluma
Roll out Elton John. He’s going to do for me with crocodile rock what he did for princess Di and candle in the wind.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE! Bruce Springsteen.
Someone classy, Cardi B
WAP - featuring interpretive dance by Wilbur Ross
Bruno Mars
Frank Sinatra
The Dead Kennedy’s
Kissinger just missed Holiday in Cambodia.
I'm from the Northeast so I'm required to have Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel play.
Megadeth, of course.
Eminem
Same. Doubt he’d come but maybe…just maybe…
GWAR
Billy Joel
Wilco. Followed by Obama doing a comedy set.
Blondie
Chris Stapleton. The set list would be The Price Ghost of Mississippi Six feet away Parachute
Taylor Swift and Kanye West, to show I'm a president that brings people together.
Weird Al and Billy Joel.
Incubus
Brooks & Dunn and Alan Jackson
Lil John and the eastside boys we fitting to get Crunk in hyah
The (Dixie) Chicks. Just to piss those people off.
Kendrick Lamar, to send a message.
OVHOE
Probably the best professional orchestra I can get for some classic pieces and funeral marches Then Queen (or at least Brian May), Adele, Lorde, and Rihanna
Daft Punk
Janelle Monae
The fucking Talking Heads. I'd make them get back together by executive order.
Tool & Primus
Bad Religion
“WELCOME TO THE NEW DARK AGES!”
Alice in Chains but we going acoustic
Paul McCartney
the pet shop boys
Green Day
“Back that ass up” by Juvenile
Frank Sinatra
Sabaton
Olivia Rodrigo
Ooh that’s good
Death Grips
Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd
Ronny Chieng
Andrea Bocelli
Creed
Clinton
Blink 182
Motorhead!
All star Prog Rock band: Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, Mike Portnoy, Peter Gabriel, Steve Howe, Tony Banks
Frank Sinatra and Bruce Springsteen
 Phish!
Hozier
Metallica
Weird Al and Tenacious D having a battle between Accordion and Saxophone
jack black has to use a Sax-A-Boom
Someone already said Stevie Wonder, so I'm going with Bela Fleck and the Flecktones.
No one has said Lana Del Rey 😔
Queen
Jon Stewart, Willie Nelson, Snoop Dog and The Roots.
Kate Bush. And not because she's a Bush.
Rob Zombie.
Ninja Sex Party
Green Day. Imagine hearing the President singing American Idiot at the inaugural ball.
Metallica
Waren Zevon if he weren’t dead
Coldplay
My favorite band, U2
Aquabats followed by Primus.
Lady Gaga
I can't get Weird Al I will resign immediately. I would also probably have Raining Tacos play as I enter.
Something classy like Primus
BAD RELIGION
Jawbreaker
Dead - GG Allin Alive - The New York Dolls
A skylit drive. Linkin Park. Hoobastank. Just for “Reason”. MCR for Teenagers. Maybe creed and nickelback.
Paul Westerberg
Jello Biafra
90s/2000s indie throwback. Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Broken Social Scene, Strokes, Sufjan.
Duran Duran No one will see that coming
Oliver Anthony!
System of a Down
Cyndi Lauper because: A. She's my most favorite artist of all time. B. She came to my hometown and I had tickets. I got sick and missed the concert. I cried all night because of it. I was 20.
Lil Jon
ELO of course
Tenacious D. They'll do a few songs, then the DJ will come out and play music on speakers for the rest of the night while the D get to enjoy the party.
50 cent - in da club
Tenacious D, Weird Al, Lil Dicky, Jonathan Coulton
Jon batiste
Obviously, I am inviting Bruce Springsteen.
Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
The previous guy should be forced to perform a karaoke set.
Juvenile
Nora Jones, Jack Johnson, & the Avett Brothers
Billy Joel
Ghost. I want to see the right wing religious nuts lose their shit over it.
Since someone said Weird Al, I'll put my 2nd. Jello Biafra
Gonna get all of the weird classified science documents opened and figure out how to resurrect Prince.
Jack black.
Weird Al
Billy Joel
Tenacious D
Wheeler Walker Jr.
I would say Michael Jackson if he was still alive along with his daughter, the surviving original members of Guns N Roses, maybe Queen, and One Direction.
Prince, Michael Jackson, and.... Tech n9ne.. performing Rocky 4's Apollo Creed/ Draco fight opening introduction classic...." Living in America " by none other then the great James Brown!!!
Paul McCartney
The Foo Fighters
Bruce Springsteen.
We getting Dire Straits back together asap for this
Weird Al.
Pardon R kelly so he can do ignition remix
Vitas
Steel panther, opening with community property
Can't believe nobody here said, Rage Against The Machine. Maybe it would seem self loathing because now you are the machine...