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SOMO -Chemistry


heliumagency

Single Olive Martinis Only


polecatsrfc

Scared of missing out ✔️


Dr_2019

suck on my oligosaccharides


CHEIVIIST

Sophomore organic may obliterate


mathisfakenews

Showing off my onesie.


Auld_Folks_at_Home

Silicon Oxide Mutates Otters


rebelnorm

Something Other Molecular Orbital


Bostonterrierpug

Star Ordering Moss Only


Opposite_Onion968

FIFO


RevKyriel

Fly In, Fly Out. A common practice for remote-area employment here in Australia.


Desiato2112

First In, First Out? I had to learn that when doing my taxes this year.


Seacarius

And it is related to LILO and GIGO.


GastroesophagealBow

Lesbians in Lesbians out? Gays in Gays out?


proflybo

Supply chain / ops. management!


gutzneon

First in First Out, I had to take an accounting course lol


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polecatsrfc

Wet as ponds ✔️


Lancetere

Wet Ass Processes


Cautious-Yellow

these are ones where you actually have to sit in the water.


Bostonterrierpug

Wombat Analysis People


mathisfakenews

Oh my my my..... Is it Ben Shapiro's worst nightmare?


Iron_Rod_Stewart

MAMAWAWA - Biological Psychology  GOFAI - Cognitive Science 


Bonobohemian

* Mandrills are mandrills and wombats are wombats.   * Goddamn orangutan-fucking AI.


heliumagency

Amazing


Cautious-Yellow

gonna use the second one while grading next semester


Iron_Rod_Stewart

LOL. Thanks for making it fun even though you clearly know the correct answers.


PlanetErp

WLOG


Bostonterrierpug

Oh, that’s easy. It stands for when locomotives ostensibly greet - this theorem was indeed concocted by the devil to force children into guessing when trains leaving different places would meet.


GreatGooglyMoogly3

Without loss of generality.


GrantNexus

MaCHOs and WIMPs.


retromafia

Males who Cry at Hurties and Ouchies Women Ignoring Massive Pain


Bostonterrierpug

Both of those would make excellent band names


marcyvq

I know this one! Weakly Interacting Massive Particles Not sure about MaCHO but I'll guess: Massive Charged Heavy Object?


GrantNexus

Close: Massive Compact Halo Objects- dark jupiters, comets, etc., too non-luminous to be seen in the galactic halo; during the search for dark matter these were eliminated as a candidate by the way.


heliumagency

HOMO


mathisfakenews

Hands off my omelet


Vhagar37

Hope of missing out


JumboThornton

Head of math operations


Sirnacane

Homology Omology Mology Ology?


Amethyst-Sapphire

Highest occupied molecular orbital


Auld_Folks_at_Home

DNF Edit: [Disjunctive Normal Form](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disjunctive_normal_form) if anybody was curious.


JumboThornton

Did not finish


Huntscunt

This is the only correct answer.


Prestigious-Trash324

DNF with me when I’m OOO.


Postulate_5

Dummit and Foote!?


scartonbot

Damaged Nerf Football?


ladybugcollie

jnov


Bostonterrierpug

Just Now On Vacation?


professorlerns

Judgment not withstanding verdict (non obstante veredicto or why the hell did we do this whole trial thing anyway?)


esvadude

GIS


Bostonterrierpug

Graduate Instructor Salary


JumboThornton

Ooh I know this one from the CAD classes I took in undergrad. Geographic Information System.


esvadude

Nu-uh, I meant Geographic Information SCIENCE /s it can mean both and is often used interchangeably unless people are being picky


JumboThornton

Ah, I learned something. Thanks :)


flipester

Not my field, but I recently learned GORK, and it's too good not to share.


batbihirulau

Get out right know Obv the k is silent as in knight


neuralbeans

According to an episode of Dexter's Laboratory, it means 'food' in a particular alien language.


Lord_John_Marbury

APE


Bostonterrierpug

Are late Penalties Enforced? Also, do I need the textbook?


RevKyriel

Agency to Prevent Evil. There was a TV show with monkeys about it many years ago.


jro727

Area of potential effect?


Desiato2112

Animals Prefer Envelopes?


TheProfessorO

Available Potential Energy


scartonbot

Apex Predator Extravaganza?


amhotw

TFAE


PsychGuy17

The Fey Are Everywhere


Bostonterrierpug

That Face After Exams


mathisfakenews

This is math I presume?


amhotw

Yeah, the following are equivalent.


henare

METS


Cautious-Yellow

YANKEES


MelpomeneAndCalliope

🏅


alldelightedpizza

Metadata Encoding and Transmission Standard!


umuziki

ASCAP and IMSLP


Orbitrea

American Society of Composers and Producers. Don't know the other one.


Captain_Quark

I think of it as the International Sheet Music Library, which is what it is, but doesn't quite match the initialism. Looked it up: International Music Score Library Project. Close enough.


umuziki

Some people say “em-slip” while others pronounce each letter in IMSLP (I’m one of those people), but both are considered to be correct. Same for ASCAP!


JumboThornton

SVG


Bostonterrierpug

Syllabus Verily iGnored


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JumboThornton

Maybe, but this one is a file format


jus_undatus

Scalable Vector Graphics


meganfrau

lol, I know this one!


polecatsrfc

PFAS


RevKyriel

Isn't this one of the plastics they banned?


heliumagency

People For Absinthe Showers


Prestigious-Trash324

Chemicals I avoid 🤷🏻‍♀️?


VerbalThermodynamics

You can’t avoid them, but you can try!


wharleeprof

Bx


PsychGuy17

Brescription


Bonelesshomeboys

Biscuits — requires abbreviation because it comes up so often in US Culinary Anthropology.


Cautious-Yellow

or, in the UK, T&Bx.


Cobalt_88

I was trying to think of one for my field and couldn’t. Happy to see somebody smarter than me did it.


expostfacto-saurus

ACW. history


Hot-Jelly-4439

American Civil War


Relative-Rush-4727

Apple Cider Winegar (German pronunciation)


Bostonterrierpug

Academy for Civil Weapons. My best friend teaches history and tells me about this time at a conference when two of the arguing professors dueled with pistols.


Cautious-Yellow

the old Association for Computing Wachinery.


crunkbash

LALME, medieval studies.


polecatsrfc

Long ago lieges met expiration ✔️


missoularedhead

He’ll, I’m a medieval historian and I’ve no clue!


Oduind

Same. Google tells me it’s the Linguistic Atlas of Late Mediaeval English, but as I do Norse and Irish stuff I had no idea.


Desiato2112

TSTL - Creative Writing


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Desiato2112

Never happen 😊


Desiato2112

Too Stupid To Live - it describes a character in your novel who is eminently frustrating because of the moronic choices they make.


PsychGuy17

Do they do well in politics?


Bostonterrierpug

Titillating Sentences Total Stanzas Oh, and my heart goes out to you, both my parents taught poetry, creative, writing, and man giving someone a B or C on one of their poems especially in this day and age sounds like a constant recipe for headaches. Also going to poetry readings across the country as a kid is super boring.


Desiato2112

Thankfully, I have been able to avoid teaching an all poetry course thus far in my career. I teach a unit of poetry in my Lit survey courses, but that's all. I love CW, and I appreciate the great poets, but that's not my focus. I'd hate to have to grade a student's poetry.


retromafia

Totally Stupid Trash, Late (the most common grade comment on a third of the papers late in the semester)


SHCrazyCatLady

Is that you, Hotblack?


Desiato2112

Yes! I finished my year-long hiatus and am back with Disaster Area.


TheRealNymShady

BEER (Aircraft maintenance) (Edit) Answer: Baggage Electronic Equipment Rack


Bostonterrierpug

Boeing Engines Extremely Ratty


scartonbot

Boeing Emergency Exit Restraint (aka bolt)


MathBelieve

SOHCAHTOA


Desiato2112

If I remember my HS geometry, this has to do with Sine, Cosine, and Tangent. But that's all I remember.


batbihirulau

Would some Opposite viewpoints help? I could throw in a Hypotenuse, too, shortest distance and all.


Photosynthetic

Sine = Opposite / Hypotenuse, Cosine = Adjacent / Hypotenuse, Tangent = Opposite / Adjacent.


Tibbaryllis2

That one early eastern North America colony where everyone mysteriously vanished.


Bathory-Acid

Alternatively, that volcano that notoriously erupted in 1883.


OphidiaSnaketongue

Some Ostriches Help Children Across Highways To Ozark, Alabama


Cautious-Yellow

Some old hag caught a hairy tortoise one afternoon.


Jaralith

ADME or maybe PAMP or my favorite: OOOTTAFAGVSH


scartonbot

Oh. Easy! Obstinate Observers Obfuscate Teleological Theological Assumptions, Frequently Avoiding Generic, Verifiably-Simple Hypotheses


Damertz

VRIO


jpmrst

What do Vacation rentals in Ontario have to do with academics?


Cautious-Yellow

the only place academics can afford to live anywhere near Toronto.


BooklessLibrarian

Oh, this one is my favorite, Vitriolically Repeating Identical Observations!


Damertz

Value, Rarity, Inimitability, and Organization; For those that want to know, the VRIO framework identifies and leverages a firms resources and capabilities to evaluate long-term, sustainable competitive advantages.


SierraMountainMom

PLOP


retromafia

Physical Limits of Pants


scartonbot

I'd imagine there's a calculus equation for that.


JumboThornton

People love other people


SierraMountainMom

All of the suggestions are more fun than the reality; I’m in special education, it’s something teachers have to use in assessment, present levels of performance. Every time I’m supposed to say “PLOPs page” when talking about paperwork, I have to make sure I don’t snicker like a 12 year old boy.


zeezler

DLPFC


Cautious-Yellow

Dundee Lady Pensioners Football Club


scartonbot

Its a mnemonic to help zoological park designers remember a very important rule when deciding where to situate avian exhibits: Don't Let Penguins Fuck Chickens.


zeezler

Hahah, good guesses everyone. Neuroscience - Dorsolateral prefrontal cortex. But I like the one about penguins better.


IGuiltyParty

Developing-late piece of fancy cognizer


MinimumCheesecake

WIMPs and MACHOs, Astrophysics


leofwing

MARC, LCSH, ILS - library science


JungBag

POA - Linguistics


Bostonterrierpug

Pragmatics Only Asshole!


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heliumagency

Yes


mtmichael

DSGE


JumboThornton

Don’t start getting excited


mtmichael

Dynamic stochastic general equilibrium


Auld_Folks_at_Home

field?


amhotw

If we are going that way: SPNE, MPNE, BPNE...


grarrnet

MASH and AFC, geoscience


heliumagency

Mansion Apartment Shack House


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Desiato2112

*Another Fucking Chasm* I had to read that one a second time. It reads differently the first pass.


batbihirulau

Pffft the M in MASH stands for MOBILE army surgical hospital, and mobile you shall be - General Steele (3e's, not all in a row)


Mikandcheese1661

LTWR


JumboThornton

Let the wolves roam


Bostonterrierpug

Now that sounds definitely like some sort of weird modern band my students would be talking about, but I would have no idea what it was


Photosynthetic

Long-Term Writing Relationship (i.e. being on a grad student’s committee)?


PsychGuy17

DTS/DTO


IGuiltyParty

Doesn’t take shit/doesn’t take orders


ajd341

STD lol It’s not what you think it means! 😂


chloralhydrat

LFER for me. But colleagues next door also have COSY, HOHAHA and WATERGATE


astrazebra

QED


Bostonterrierpug

Question Everthing Dude. Found the philosopher.


CarefulPanic

Quick! Everyone, down!


SoggyTackle8946

OBAFGKM


BeerDocKen

DREADDs. Neuroscience.


Bostonterrierpug

Sounds more like a futuristic dystopian Law acronym….


Visual_Winter7942

LCTVS


retromafia

Let's Communicate Today, Valiant Students!


Prestigious-Trash324

RAT


Seacarius

Well, in IT that means Remote Access Trojan


Prestigious-Trash324

Interesting. I’m in Criminal Justice and it stands for Routine Activities Theory for us.


RevKyriel

LBA


Cautious-Yellow

"leg before ass", describing something extremely messed up.


Tibbaryllis2

DOR - Herpetology


PsychGuy17

Dang 'Ol Reptiles!


CrankyReviewerTwo

VUCA -marketing/business


Think-Extension6620

4E (Learning Sciences)


summonthegods

e-e-e-e (it’s how you guys summon your dolphin overlords, right?)


Photosynthetic

Eeding, Eiting, Erithmetic, and Eestory?


cobrarexay

LULU (urban planning)


summonthegods

Lawyer Up, Like, Urgently


AkronIBM

SLAASC


Das_Man

MILF - political science


fairlyoddparent03

URT -COMM


Bostonterrierpug

Uruk- Hai Raid Tomorrow, Call Old Magic Man


ThickThriftyTom

WFF (Philosophy-Logic)


dirona

BOFFFF - fisheries management


Bostonterrierpug

Bay Of Fishing Fishy Fisher Fish


dirona

Big Old Fat Fecund Female Fishes (the big ones contribute disproportionately to egg production in the population, so are more "valuable" to remain in the population) [https://academic.oup.com/icesjms/article/71/8/2171/748104](https://academic.oup.com/icesjms/article/71/8/2171/748104)