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Data_Skipper

git commit -m „Well… it’s different“


GemHunter1

When you return to the project after a few weeks and find some uncommited changes


Iliannnnnn

Better than my comments "dd", "qldowlwmd"


Y4r0z

Or: - update - update - update .... - update


turtle_mekb

dementia


turtle_mekb

dementia


turtle_mekb

dementia?


That-Odd-Shade

here are some dementia pills for you: edit: forgot to add them, here they are:


turtle_mekb

you forgot to add them again


turtle_mekb

you forgot, something


turtle_mekb

i forgot


No-Expression7618

What's that?


turtle_mekb

idk i forgot


turtle_mekb

i don't remember commenting this


SeriousPlankton2000

Let me tell you about "git diff"


BluesyPompanno

90% of my commits goe like this E EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee Some stuff


Hubi522

Just noticed the lord marquaad e meme is not in giphy, that's sad


BluesyPompanno

That was the reason I started naming my commits like this, I just love that meme


wallstreetwalt

I grade for a SWE class and one student frequently has commit messages as “ -m git commit” I don’t think they get how git works…


kritomas

My classmate just does "-m commit"


sebovzeoueb

If only there were some kind of software that could detect which changes were made compared to a previous version...


Deevimento

"Fixin s\*\*\*"


Confident-Ad5665

These are often the cause of issues too. Time for a diff...


nerdycatgamer

git diff --cached


EpeonGamer

Godot!


Hiplobbe

This is why people invented seppuku. 


Iliannnnnn

Seppuku (切腹, 'cutting [the] belly'), also called harakiri (腹切り, lit. 'abdomen/belly cutting', a native Japanese kun reading), is a form of Japanese ritualistic suicide by disembowelment. No thanks.


DaDescriptor

https://github.com/DaDescriptor/communicator/tree/dev fuck you this is my project I name shit here


Mikihero2014

that would just be "asd"


_SomeTroller69

Atleast it's a different commit comment, my last 50 commit comment is just "I hate my life"