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ifezueyoung

The moon is a conspiracy theory trying to make us use JS on the backend


aquartabla

Can't wait for relativistic timing attacks


ifezueyoung

Stop giving them ideas


danteselv

That's what big python wants you to think.


ifezueyoung

Those snakes


EsotericLion369

LoL it's so easy, you just install MoonJS, MoonQL and MoonRedux, NextMoon and MoonPureFunc


ifezueyoung

Nooooooo get away from mee


kzlife76

Don't forget MoonmentJS.


MrArsikk

Moonvelte


Fenor

the moon is a pidgeon


NightIgnite

Become a flat earther so that the moon's time zone matches the zone it's hovering over


Alternative_Water_81

Isn't the Moon a piece of cheese?


nikuya82

Please also introduce daylight saving on the moon. Please!


ifezueyoung

Done


Amazingawesomator

and make sure that only some of the timezones use DST


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Amazingawesomator

i wonder what kind of leap seconds we are going to deal with...


PerfeckCoder

Moon time is slightly faster than Earth time (as in reality itself runs faster) so either Moon time has -1 leap seconds every 50 years, or earth needs to skip ahead to keep pace with the Moon.


Amazingawesomator

oh, gravity; you a crazy b.


MeLlamo25

I was going to say it might be because it is smaller is a lunar day is shorter than an Earth day, but then I remember the moon is tidally locked.


Successful-Money4995

A lunar day from sunrise to sunrise is a month long. Two weeks of night and then two weeks or day. What a weird way to live that would be! Could the body become accustomed to extra long days?


Successful-Money4995

https://www.google.com/search?q=58.7%20microseconds%20%2F%201%20day%20*%2050%20years&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m Wow, your math is pretty much on the money!


Porsher12345

Make one 45mins and the other 2.5 hrs


Fit-Champion9610

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NoResponseFromSpez

most important contribution to humankind!


Masterpormin8

Masochists be like this


amadmongoose

Also, lunar days, hours, and minutes will have different definition than Earth. Or, if using Earth time, must account for the time dilation due to relativistic effects. Also, Russia and China will claim part of the moon with their own time standard which is meant to serve as a universal 'space time' and has different definitions for hours, days and months than NASA


sk7725

Actually, no. Introdice earthlight savings. Daylight savings is to see the sunlight more, but on the moon you have a much cooler blue ball to look at. Thus, wherever the earth is visible the clock is set forward 1 hour and as the earth leaves the view it is set back one hour.


LiquidEnder

Actually since the same part of the moon is always facing the earth, that would be easy to implement, as the regions with additional time wouldn’t change.


willnx

You son of a bitch! Good job triggering my PTSD.


ASourBean

Oh boy DST on a database where we parse out most but not all dates as strings in large clobs so you can’t possibly know which dates are DST and which dates are UTC without checking every single one in a 20/30 year old system. Kill me


1nfinite_M0nkeys

To be fair, no one but NASA's likely to need it anytime soon. They've already adopted sol standards for martian rovers and whatnot.


j01101111sh

Don't look at me. I voted for a second round of daylight savings that partially overlaps with the current one and starts at noon on Easter.


Absolutionalism

I am looking at you, with various less-than-savory intents.


zyxwvu28

At least for all Earth time zones, a delta second is equal to a delta second no matter which Earthly time zone you're in. Thanks to Einstein's general relativity, that's not gonna be true on the moon lol.


Clackers2020

We already account for the difference in satellites and space probes. It's also just a fairly simple formula so it's not that hard to code.


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ifezueyoung

In a place far awayyyy


belunos

All the iOS devs worrying about time zones on the moon, like it will ever be relevant to them.


ifezueyoung

Shots fired


killbot5000

The moon operates in utc. You’re welcome.


dashingThroughSnow12

Let me tell you about relativity…..


aquartabla

So, here's how I think I'd do it. It'd be like UTC in that every time zone gets an offset. Except now there's a second offset, or a coefficient really. So, your time zones are degree 1 polynomials. E.g. instead of UTC-7, you now have UTCx1.0000587-7. Except, you probably don't want to write all those zeros, so maybe agree on a notation like UTCx587₇ -7 or maybe UTC-7+5.87m% (b/c millipercents, why not?). Except also, you're using UTC as an base, and that's based on the speed time moves on Earth. It feels more scientific/future proof to give Earth an offset too, and make the baseline zero g and stationary. So, maybe UTC gets defined as a relativistic offset of a new standard. Anyway, it's a second dimension to the offset.


killbot5000

Leap seconds. Leap seconds everywhere.


ifezueyoung

I wish Talks about a certain CLT


X02378

Why do we even have time zones? Why can't we all just use the same one? Who cares what number the clock says when I wake up, as long as I get to go back to bed 3 hours after that time.


TooStrangeForWeird

Travel used to be a bigger deal. I can hop in my car and drive a time zone over with little effort. Before timezones we all just went basically by sundial. It made it hard to know what time you'd meet someone in another town. At the same time, people didn't want to completely change their scheduled times so we just grouped them together.


dashingThroughSnow12

That’s what time zones accomplish on a small scale. Before time zones, each town and city would have their own time zones. Time zones changed it such that gigantic areas of land would be grouped together with the same time.


WookieConditioner

Do i need to say it again... 😆


ifezueyoung

Say it


LeGuy_1286

Isn't the moon tidally locked with Earth? How would the time work then? Because a rotation and revolution would be the same amount.


CuttleReaper

Due to general relativity, time moves a bit faster on the moon than on Earth. So it's not really a time zone in a traditional sense, it'd just be a slightly slower clock such that it syncs up with UTC back on Earth without drifting.


ifezueyoung

I have no idea how this would work


fusionsofwonder

Write it in a shared C library or GTFO.


ifezueyoung

Make me


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Can someone explain why they don't just use GMT like all the airlines already use?


AmaGh05T

Time runs 0.0000587 seconds per day slower on the moon. It's not like a leapyear correction here on earth it's much harder to account for. But that is more or less what they want, a way to use earth time on the moon which means figuring out a way to keep synchronisation between clocks on the moon and time on earth.


ChellJ0hns0n

Ah man fuck Einstein


AmaGh05T

I know a sys clock with a -6.79x10^-10 s/s for the moon and a way to let the computer know it's on the moon and account for the journey in-between which would be a gradual shift from earth seconds to moon seconds. Leapyears were bad enough never mind space faring nonsense


ifezueyoung

Something about loosing a second in 50 years or so


CuttleReaper

My guess is they'll just make it sync up with GMT or UTC. Time runs faster on the moon, so if they set their clocks to either they'd drift relative to the earth


MightyCyberMidget

So a time zone for the moon, but we still can’t decide on whether or not to keep DSL. Not to mention if we do get rid of it, will we run on standard or DSL permanently. Right, ok, cool…priorities, man.


Zeitsplice

Can't make timezone shit worse than it already is.


ifezueyoung

Watch


coldnebo

it’s time! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/InterPlanetary_File_System?wprov=sfti1


nbroderick

It's not just one timezones. They are dividing it on multiple time zones. Yikes


ifezueyoung

Some get daylight savings 😂


Pixeltye

I will be using it as the only time zone


ruralexcursion

*Flat Moon Society has entered the chat...*


ifezueyoung

Tbh I'm beginning to believe them


gregorydgraham

Calm down, it’ll be UTC.


ifezueyoung

I thought it was CLT Central lunar time


gregorydgraham

Nobody would ever be able find it


ifezueyoung

Oh wait it's actually coordinated lunar time But it somehow abbreviated to LTC


turtleship_2006

Distraught Tom Scott noises from the corner


ifezueyoung

The classic


mishkatormoz

Actually, time zones aren't so hard. Just don't think that it will be easy and "my app is very simple, can cut corners"


frikilinux2

UTC or we end the US ruling the world. We got enough between earth and Mars seconds


Low-Economist9601

Please explain j don't understand


ifezueyoung

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-moon-will-get-its-own-time-zone-called-coordinated-lunar-time-under-nasas-lead-180984076/ Nasa plans to make a timezone for the moon, and timezones have been historically difficult for developers


Low-Economist9601

Oh I get it. But why on earth 😉 would they do that? Lol do they like have no other task for the programmers at NASA?


CuttleReaper

Time on the moon moves a tiny bit faster due to general relativity, so without it clocks will drift.


Katniss218

But, clocks have nothing to do with timezones. Just set the rate at which your clock ticks on the moon so it matches earth utc. That clock won't be accurate outside of the moon ofc


CuttleReaper

From what I understand I think that's basically what they're doing


Usual_Ice636

Thats basically what they are doing, its just easier to code that as a time zone, since its already implemented. Otherwise you would need a time zone *and* a seperate planet zone.


ifezueyoung

I doubt it's directly related to NASA developers They just intend to make one


vitimiti

I pity future developers that'll have to add the multiple time zones of multiple non earth worlds


ifezueyoung

Devin furiously taking notes


Wave_Walnut

Timezone on the moon, on the mars, on the moon of the mars


dt_sophie

I am in vietnam with GMT+7 and my colleagues in US in GMT -6. Usually have standup meeting at midnight my time 😭


ifezueyoung

I know the feeling


__codeblu

Will the moon have a leap year?!?!


ifezueyoung

Kinda But in 1,576,800,000 years


Rayux

Hmmm yes.. we'll just... Ah fuck it, the moon is just going to be UTC now.


ifezueyoung

Utc - 1 second every 50 years basically


ProjectDiligent502

Ok… ok… this genuinely made me lol out loud.


ifezueyoung

Hehe


Rafcdk

The reality: import moontime


denkata07

I supported a product some time ago that had a Mars standard time setting. Apparently the devs were thinking ahead of time.


ifezueyoung

Wow


jacob_ewing

So UTC gets split into UTCE and UTCEL ("Universal Time Coordinated Earth" and "Universal Time Coordinated Earth Luna") Mercury and Mars will have to fight over UTCM. Of course if we ever reach the stars, we'll need another denomination. Throw in an S for "Sol" there somewhere.


mariodeu

AI can’t replace us if we just keeping making things harder!


exqueezemenow

But only certain portions of the moon.


Add1ctedToGames

ackshually google says some scottish canadian invented time zones so you can't blame us americans for this one


ifezueyoung

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-moon-will-get-its-own-time-zone-called-coordinated-lunar-time-under-nasas-lead-180984076/ A new timezone for the moon is being created by NASA


Add1ctedToGames

oh lord