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LeftIsBest-Tsuga

the name... is Squealagen.


CirnoIzumi

the Sequalagen to the Gepetiagen


driftking428

ThePrimeagen is living proof that it doesn't matter how you say any of this crap. He's got a ton of weird ones... Zish for zsh


Gordahnculous

ChatJippity for ChatGPT


rastaman1994

Is that with a j sound like in 'you'? Or is it 'jay'pt?


Gordahnculous

j as in jump


rastaman1994

That's hilarious


LeftIsBest-Tsuga

it's a good channel. informative enough to feel marginally productive to watch. and funny.


rastaman1994

Huh?


DrShocker

The primeagen is the twitch streamer that the OP meme is about. I watch his YouTube videos sometimes and feel similarly that he's a funny guy but goes over technical things sometimes that make me think or want to learn a new thing or whatever.


rastaman1994

Oh! I glossed over the root comment. I was going to rant about how not everyone knows every youtuber.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

This was the one that confirmed for me that he's doing it on purpose.


st945

Taking the piss for sure


NatoBoram

Pronouncing "JSON" as "Jasson"


ihavebeesinmyknees

how else would you pronounce zsh


dangling-putter

Zee es hay-tch


DrShocker

Zee deeze nutz Got em


LeftIsBest-Tsuga

"Zeesh!", but always with an exasperated inflection. Like "Yeesh!"


driftking428

Z shell, or ZSH. I'm not saying he's wrong, but it's kinda weird


NatoBoram

Z, S, H.


MCSajjadH

I can see how you can get there. If you've only heard of Fish and fsh for example


DazzlingClassic185

Squirrel


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Point!


TheMaleGazer

I thought everyone said Structured Query Language every time they read those letters.


Queasy-Group-2558

With the use I give it it could probably be Simple Query Language


Prudent_Ad_4120

Or Super Questionable Language


mabariif

It'd be Super Qursed Language with mine


jason_graph

Ess qwuul


R2-T4

Nah its pronounced Sequel


achilliesFriend

Esquel it is


KryoBright

Sequel is, surprisingly, an actual language. It is very early version of SQL from System R phase 0


Infinite_Geologist23

yep


Linkcub

so your primary language is spanish? because thats how we call it in spanish xD


sternumb

No sé bro yo siempre he oído es-kiu-el


elSenorMaquina

I'm screaming into the void, but here are my two cents anyways: The alphabet used for written english is not a phonetic one. Letters are used to compose words, and may hint to the way they are pronounced, but there are buckets of exceptions for any given rule, so much so that in order to know for certain what a word sounds like you either hear it from someone else or learn a fancy phonetic alphabet and look it up on the dictionary. In short, english pronunciation is fucked up anyways, so I came to the conclusion I shouldn't get worked up if sql is pronounced "sequel" instead of "S-Q-L".


YoumoDawang

Reject letter degeneracy, embrace Hanzi ideogram.


elSenorMaquina

ˈriːʤɛkt ɪnˈfɪəriə skrɪpts, ɪmˈbreɪs aɪ-piː-eɪ fəʊˈnɛtɪk trænˈskrɪpʃᵊn!


lageradaregal

Looks like some incantation to me... **Burn the witch**!


YoumoDawang

Problem with that is people don't necessarily speak RP.


elSenorMaquina

Sounds like a... Skill issue 😎 /s


theantiyeti

No, everyone just writes how they themselves sound. The reader is a secondary concern.


LeftIsBest-Tsuga

the funny part about this meme is that it could be read to be "no to squeal" "yes to squeal", since SQL is just the spelling. like, "it's not pronounced gif, it's pronounced gif!"


PandaNoTrash

The look your gonna get from a senior dev if you call it Sqeel will be a sight to behold. Go for it!


Gordahnculous

I mean, the person in the meme (Primeagen) is a senior dev, so I’m sure it can’t be that bad, right? /s if it’s not obvious


Fenxis

X-Netflix BTW


LeftIsBest-Tsuga

i probably wouldn't drop it the first week, but most ppl will realize this is just having fun


vanZuider

Skål!


OxymoreReddit

School ? 🤨


ibevol

Skål is Swedish (spelled skol in Danish/Norwegian) and means “cheers”. Q is sometimes pronounced with a K sound thus marking the resemblance


OxymoreReddit

Interesting! How do you pronounce it ?


ibevol

S is pronounced like normal. The k is hard like C in “America”. Å is pronounced like the a in “yawn”, at least in British English. L is pronounced like normal.


OxymoreReddit

A bit like "skall" ?


ibevol

More like “skawl”


XzyzZ_ZyxxZ

Its also spelled "Skål" in Danish !


Upset_Jaguar123

Omg that's a first for me, definitely using that one


Powerful-Internal953

EskyuYel


Ninjulian_

EsKyuEl


Worst-Panda

legit madlad


rettani

Everyone knows it shall be pronounced [Suckele](https://youtube.com/shorts/3aFEpTYZgK0?si=0AGWLArBAmnH2dd7)


mrcat_romhacking

YES. THANK YOU


plmunger

Squirl


OxymoreReddit

Skewl


the-software-man

C-Quill


kazabodoo

C-Qwel


chuch1234

I had a coworker who pronounced URL as "Earl".


Jarb2104

Seagull... what? what?


HummusMummus

If im serious I will say sql in the language we are talking in. If it is just bants? It will always be squeel


Ivan_Analrash

No squeel


Skoparov

Thought that's Garand Thumb on the top picture for a sec and was confused as to why someone would put him in a sql meme


Distinct-Entity_2231

And I still pronounce it as SQL. (eSQeeL)


mikeoxlongdnb

School


Cybernaut-Neko

CREATE DATABASE piggy ;


Cybernaut-Neko

Watch "the deliverance" if you don't get it 😂


Meatslinger

I always say "the 'suckle' database" just to annoy the DBAs that I work with.


IfThoughtIsAllowed

Quality joke, if it were a movie I would want a sequel.


CyberoX9000

Most people I hear say sequel I usually say SQL People should be saying Squl (skull)


JezzCrist

https://youtu.be/3WRbWdr_p9M?si=z6VCBQHlR4QXlh-I Only right way


_derDere_

Look up the history! You’ll find out it’s actually S.Q.L.


ElonSucksBallz

he works at Netflix btw


tharnadar

Seequel


1cubealot

Squirrel 🐿️


Thenderick

Yeah okay, SQL is cool and all, buuuut ORM


Axiproto

Squiggle


BannockBnok

Seeqwull


daninthetoilet

Jason Segal


Kapten-N

Eskuel Emeseskuel Myskl


Unhappy_Kumquat

I will never get over my teacher calling SQRT() the squirt fonction That and CLITERAL just... existing as is tbh


Fachuro

Its Suckle rho


MichalNemecek

suquele


hm1rafael

Cquel


audislove10

Idk who is this man in the meme but I don’t think he is anywhere close to be influential enough to spread such lies.


Xenthera

Proposal: suh-kwe-luh


Kevin_Jim

ChatGeePeeTee.


K41M1K4ZE

some of my colleagues say sequel


shilltom

It’s so annoying when he says it


Astrylae

sequel


Doxidob

Ha ha it was s'posed to be PRONOUCHED "See-quell" twenty years ago!


Sreekar617

squirrel


Djelimon

Squall or "ess queue all"


ispirovjr

Prequels were better


git0ffmylawnm8

I once texted a coworker I'll make him SQL with my Python. I never got a response. No it wasn't an unsolicited text to a female colleague. It was someone with whom I was on joking terms.


LuseLars

Its obliously SQYUUL, like school


Derfaust

No


Nanonyne

[relevant XKCD](http://xkcd.com/1989)


Goat1416

Dawg, crop your shit.


irelephant_T_T

Squill


biodigitaljaz

Sea quill.


Lucathiel

Isn'it Sequel ?