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zoqfotpik

This is what happens when your CI/CD pipeline is just asking Greg to scp your files to the server. Stop bothering Greg. Use a real CI/CD solution.


caerphoto

What, like rsync?


mbcarbone

This comment ... I'm dying ... I don't know you, but you seem like my kinda people! :-)


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Pretrowillbetaken

also CI/CD tools are not that complicated, it took me a day max to learn github actions and it made CI/CD take a few minutes to make


ososalsosal

Greg! The stop code!!


PennyFromMyAnus

*blames CI pipeline*


chihuahuaOP

![gif](giphy|pufOOG2cplDtfyQXL1|downsized)


rohit_267

Come on guys I did the same for one ticket this sprint, don't give me anxiety


Hola-World

Y'all mother fuckers need to test on your local before dev or test and then prod. Blows my mind the stuff that I've seen get handed over for testing that flat out does not work.


Tiny_Sandwich

Also, it's Friday


IlliterateJedi

Sounds like a problem with the pipeline if it will let you deploy broken code to prod.


paranoiti_visp

I've done this million times. Surprises me everytime. Imma do it again today


themang0

I see you too have been partaking in managed democracy


TrainsDontHunt

@/r/antijoke


tyfthat

small fix, big break


CharlieKiloAU

Imagine letting developers push directly to prod. Be better.


centralizedentity

![gif](giphy|ruAoNEgDOfNG51eqgK|downsized) POV


37Scorpions

We test in prod.


Pretrowillbetaken

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Direct-Island6399

I think this is funny :)


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bem981

Good bot


nefrodectyl

people having test cases in 2024?


itijara

I recently had a single word fix that I put into prod. just before a holiday weekend that broke some functionality and forced me to revert it on my phone while sitting in a restaurant with my family. We did test it, but the cases that broke were not in the test DB. The most dangerous changes are the ones that you are sure won't do anything, especially configuration changes.


CoastingUphill

I asked my team to test. No one responded. That means there's no bugs right? Straight to prod.


SorryDidntReddit

> pushing to prod Wut


this_sparks_joy_joy

My favorite is when you deploy a bug fix to prod and learn the system has been built to depend upon the bug, so by fixing it, you broke everything


Pretrowillbetaken

it's even worse when they test it, it fails, and then they delete/edit the test instead of fixing the code


beatlz

I feel personally aimed


Plenty-Cheek-80

Unit tests where