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Nomenus-rex

Java is Java!


BeDoubleNWhy

Java is Java is Java is Java.


mrfroggyman

while(java == java) java = java;


emmmmceeee

JavaScript >= Java


Nomenus-rex

Nah, JavaScript is just a script, written in Java!


AlgorithMage

Yes so it’s Java plus script hence its greater than. So JS >= Java


Sufficient-Tourist21

Regardless of those vuejs/viewjs and java/js stuff: That sounds like a job from hell. "Understanding code", "problem solving", php. They might have just as well posted "halp, shit hit the fan and we need someone to untangle this mess we dont understand. There is no documentation, no requirements, no staging system, nk cicd and our previous devs are all on leave after suffering mental breakdowns. Welcome aboard!"


Taickyto

Angular.js 1.x and strong debugging skills is a combo from hell If I have to solve problems on a angular 1.5 app I'm quitting day one. If the app needs to be responsive I'm burning the place down too


adapava

> There is no documentation, no requirements, no staging system, nk cicd and our previous devs are all on leave after suffering mental breakdowns This is like 99% webdev jobs


Feisty-Afternoon3320

Vue


milkonser

This is why HR are fucking useless


YesterdayDreamer

HR doesn't write the requirements for technical positions. When will people understand this? HR can't know the ins and outs of every single domain. The hiring manager gives the requirements, does the interview, makes the decisions, etc. HR coordinates communication and negotiation.


ihavebeesinmyknees

Do you not consider a hiring manager a Human Resources position?


KhellianTrelnora

Only if engineering reports to the head of custodial.


igorski81

Well they shouldn't have to know tech stack details. But somewhere in this company someone is being useless because proof reading or reviewing job requirements is apparently not being done.


Alconox

I've been a team lead with government contracted positions under a couple different primary contractor companies. Regardless of the specs you provide, when hiring is through a web of sub-contractors, the "talent acquisition" almost always makes changes before they post the listing because either they assume your repeating yourself (Java vs JavaScript) or meddle with the requirements enough to try and get someone who they think they can pay less to do the same job. Multiple times we've had senior dev positions and after the first stack or two of resumes are kids just out of school, you go digging for the listing on Indeed, etc. and half the reqs are missing or re-worded and it's entry level. Basically took an act of God to get them to fix it both times and that was after the several months of delays caused. Good HR can be great. Bad HR often shoots themselves in the foot.


525G7bKV

its a thing [https://github.com/wilsonpage/viewjs](https://github.com/wilsonpage/viewjs) [https://github.com/5hank4r/viewjs](https://github.com/5hank4r/viewjs)


emmysteven

Lol, the first one was last updated 11yrs ago The activity on the second one was last year


arvigeus

Time to rewrite in Rust!


Temporary_Owl2975

Recruiter's OS is not updated yet !!! or He has been running on stock version, from the very beginning. ![gif](giphy|9J7tdYltWyXIY|downsized)


NuccioAfrikanus

I believe there actually was a library called view.js that was a dependency of Casper Js and Phantom Js. But Casper and Phantom became obsolete I believe in like 2016 Or 2017. Also, I might be just making this up.


lclarkenz

Well, they're using JADE, that is pretty damn old school.


VickyxReaperReborn

nerdJS


zoqfotpik

Angular for Applets


Kambar

They fixed the typo in Vue


SenorSeniorDevSr

This has inspired me: I'm going to create a new framework, called AngularJSP, or maybe if I'm feeling particularly eeeevil, AngularJSF. It'll be like Cobol on Cogs, but even better.


lart2150

AngularJSP powered by cold fusion 🤣


arvigeus

What does "S" in JS stands for? Java Spring?


vnordnet

So it *could* get worse


teinc3

Gonna ask for junior developers with 10+ years of experience too.


LiveManLive

He used the wrong language (Java) and the wrong name (vue)


Neon1024

"Java is to Javascript as Horse is to Horseradish"


No-Adeptness5810

java to javascript is like honey to honeymoon


Immediate-Flow-9254

should have asked AI to proofread it


ScrillyBoi

SpringBuet.js, everyone's favorite JavaScript framework


Analysis_Prophylaxis

VieuxJS