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TheArtysan

A bizarre situation indeed, oddly being filmed through a ship’s porthole.


Net_Negative

It's Telegram which insists on cutting videos into a stupid circle shape.


UGMadness

Only for video messages made from the app itself. I don't know why would anyone ever use that feature when the phone's camera app is way easier to access. I don't even give camera permissions to my Telegram install because otherwise it pauses my music every time I go into the media picker to send a picture.


OhTrueBrother

Telegram has bled into our universe from a different universe where everyones screens are circular shaped


DoctorGoldblend

https://preview.redd.it/rz6h8hl14mzc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6ba627533b7cae04c1f8aeb1594e2296011173 Could be worse


Hellwolf_Keats

![gif](giphy|IkbIUVOpV12aA)


imvii

[The Pyramid!](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZTFkNTIxY2MtOTlmYS00ZTcwLTg1NmEtZjhjNTA5YzkzMTcyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMDgyNjA5MA@@._V1_.jpg)


un-sub

Not to be confused with the Battlestar Galactica universe where all their rectangles have the corners cut off. Imagine if your phone had 8 sides?


Larry_Mudd

[I know that universe.](https://creepycatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/07/shell_phone_it_follows-1024x548.jpg)


[deleted]

Round earthers will do anything to attempt to prove the earth isn't flat.


aafa

some folks ONLY know the camera feature through a social media app. it's sad


New2NewJ

> It's Telegram which insists on cutting videos into a stupid circle shape. Obviously, it's for phones that are circular in shape


wemblinger

They finally got a round tuit


TimeCryptographer547

Now I’m more intrigued on how they got the ship in there.


Nickleeham

The store is made in two equal halves which are positioned around the ship and joined. Sorry to ruin the mystery.


Muskadobit

Ah. So that would explain why the front doesn't usually fall off.


bmf1902

I remember back when we didn't have those pre-fabbed homes. You had to bring in the pieces and build the ship inside! Nowadays, it is easier, but there was something satisfying about knowing you built your dining room ship yourself back then.


dekopro702

I thought it was gonna cut to that Pedro song with the baby raccoon


anonspace24

This whole thing is so sad. The dad protecting his kid, the other kid protecting his mother though being a kid himself


OneSufficientFace

*gloryhole


Sensitive_Ad_1752

The fact they were already filming makes me think this woman was already going around the restaurant doing this


b1tchf1t

Her kids is already standing in front of the table with the dude and his kid when the video starts. My guess is there was some kind of confrontation between the kids, and drunk mom came over to "handle" it in the worst way possible and ended up getting handled herself.


AdministrativeHabit

Oh for fuck's sake I thought that was the same kid she just grabbed, trying to protect her after his dad hit her. I was soooo confused


Legacy03

What you smoking? Give me some lol


BoneDaddyChill

Pass it over this way. Gonna toke until that dude’s kid gets taller, changes shirt color, and defends the aggressor for me, as well.


Altea73

She looks completely wasted.


SwiftTayTay

Yeah a slap like that wouldn't KO that easily if she weren't, she lost her balance and then hit her head on the table on the way down.


Typhoon556

If you put hands on someone else’s kid, in public, expect to get fucking hammered.


D-1-S-C-0

I thought the dad was quite restrained, too.


Possible_Apple9595

He defused the situation and that’s all that needed to be done. I wouldn’t hesitate to do the same in that scenario. If she got up swinging then I’d have to go from there. I’d probably opt to snag my child and just get out of there.


Hunky_not_Chunky

Exactly. I wouldn’t have shown as much restraint as him but don’t ever put your hands on someone else’s child.


CommandersLog

defused


Possible_Apple9595

Yup you’re right! Thanks for the heads up.


Optimus_Prime_Day

He only pushed her, wasn't a punch to the face ir anything, so yeah he went easy. Her drunk ass lost balance from that.


drunkenhonky

I thought he throat punched her. Was wondering how drunk she must be to not be rolling around gagging, struggling to breath.


realdeletedplayer

I bet that women was hammered befor she put her hands on the kid


lunchpaillefty

With her kid’s response, it seemed like they might’ve been trying to pull some scam, where she instigates getting assaulted or something.


motorcycle_girl

Without knowing what he's saying, how'd you come to that conclusion? To me, it sounds like a kid freaking out that his mom just got knocked unconscious and he's alaramed and confused.


CrippledMind81

The kid's saying "What are you doing? For what?" to the man who hit his mum, and after that is just crying for help.


Shuushy

He's literally screaming "someone please help" in Russian. While the guy who punched her shouts:"If you touch my kid again I will bury you".


motorcycle_girl

...and that sounds a lot more like a kid thats freaking out versus a scam.


elmothelmo

Don't think there's any parent who would have reacted differently


Haloman1346

Casey Anthony, probably.


RAT-LIFE

I shouldn’t have laughed but I definitely did.


Shadowfaxx71

Fuck me I guess we can share that bus ride to hell because this made me snort my coffee out.


kiticus

FYI, you're supposed to snort stimulants IN your nose. 


dtucker00

My mom would kiiiiill me if I made any Casey Anthony jokes


STEELCITY1989

Made the beat then murdered it. Casey anthony


tonyLumpkin56

No she would’ve still got mad at anyone else trying to hurt her kids. That’s something only she gets to do!


KukuSK419

Aubrey Graham


greenbabyshit

Hard to protect your kids when you don't know where they are.


doomladen

Worf


Nippys4

Kinda looked like the dad had no fucking idea what to do but the rage induced by someone grabbing his kid like that knew exactly what to do. Don’t know what you’d expect to happen in a situation like that, I mean just grabbing someone’s kid around the neck


cryptorchidlol

seems like he couldnt even like develop a punch, his body just literally involuntarily lunging at her


svullenballe

You don't think when your kid is attacked, you just want to remove the threat. And everyone should expect that.


Collegenoob

I've only had one moment like that so far since my kid is pretty young. Our owlet set off an alarm and it was not thr normal disconnected noise. I was out or bed and at the crib before I realized I was awake


Kitchen-Beginning-47

and she goes down like a bowling pin. going around being an idiot isn't a good idea if one only weighs 90lbs.


CanabalCMonkE

That undertaker stand up almost had me concerned for a second, but then I thought maybe drink/drugs might be at play. 


LurksWithGophers

She does move like she's drunk.


Fineous4

He’s probably not a southpaw.


No-Spoilers

Don't think he is, you could see the split second processing after he grabs her arm with his right arm. Tbh with this lady I don't think it mattered where he hit her, but he picked a good spot to knock her down.


rickysunnyvale

You never know what a crazy person like this would do to your kid. You have to act fast and get the loonatic of your kid as fast as possible.


Keepitsway

I imagine the signal that was running through his body was **RIP** **AND** ^^^^^^butthinkofthelegalconsequences! **TEAR**.


CyberClawX

Yeah had a similar guttural response when my dad got robbed and we finally caught up to the thief. I know how to fight, but at that moment, I literally grabbed the guy's face like it was a nerf ball. The memories of the incident are kind of a blur and I recall the chase and finally catching up to the bastard, and the tail end of the fight, but everything between is just gone.


The_Good_Constable

Yep, it's a fight or flight response. There's an evolutionary advantage to responding to a threat without thought, without planning. Just immediate action. The amygdala fires and almost everything else in the brain is bypassed. The "do something!" message goes straight to your body and your reaction is more or less involuntary.


JorMath

Wtf did she expect? I mean, if you touch my kid I'll fuck you up as well.


Super_Sandbagger

They guy was wearing a tracksuit. This was the only possible outcome.


tRfalcore

lucky he didn't throw some wild roundhouse kick or something


samclops

*ROADHOUSE*


Anynamethatworks

GHOST


Bored_Amalgamation

I'd say the same if dude was draped in Armani


anynonamegeneric

Feel bad for the kid with that woman


Big-Development7204

This is the way


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Vanilla_Either

Agreed. I am 5 foot nothing and a lady but I will put you through a god damn wall if you touch my kid.


JorMath

Rightfully so! Who wouldn't go in to Hulk-mode when someone harmed their kid.


contracoop

Thank God someone was recording


jeffreywilfong

which means this was an ongoing situation - she didn't all of a sudden get out of her seat and go for the kid.


killeronthecorner

What are the acceptable prerequisites for grabbing someone else's kid by the neck?


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Mostly to save their life or prevent grievous bodily harm.


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StevieSparta

Ya don’t touch other peoples kids or other people period but I do feel bad for her kid


Extreme-You6235

Yeah , the mom’s kid and his reaction is the saddest part. Traumatic watching your mom get absolutely flattened like that.


Lord_Shisui

Hopefully he learns from this and doesn't assault other people's kids when he's grown up.


jeff43568

The way she gets up is oddly terminator-esque. Are we sure this is all the footage that survived the rest of the unrecorded massacre?


Scottyknuckle

>The way she gets up is oddly terminator-esque. She needs his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle.


kriegmonster

She's moving kind of odd before getting thrown, but the way she gets up could be because she hit her head hard enough to get a concussion or at least get disoriented.


DnD_mark_079

Yeah, don't do that


docottawa67

That poor kid. The fear and concern in his voice. It's heartbreaking. It's hard to blame the father's reaction. In fact, it was pretty restrained. He pulled his son away and pushed the women away with force. He didn't strike her. It was a split second reaction and it could have been far worse with a closed fist to the face. The way she was approaching the seated boy was f\*\*king menacing. It also seemed like she might have been under the influence by the way she was moving, both before and after the push.


Scythe95

Word, she looks heavily intoxicated


Scottyknuckle

Her lack of facial expression/response to being knocked over reminded me of the T-1000 from Terminator 2.


ragormack

I think you're right and I think she mistook this boy for hers


Scythe95

Yeah probably, poor kid


Thickensick

The kids reaction suggests he has to deal with his cunt mom in public all of the time.


Xx_catdestroyer_xX

I feel sorry for the kid, dang


CheekApprehensive675

How?


Thickensick

In the beginning, he begins to cower away from her as she approaches the table. He isn’t stunned or shocked by any of it and immediately jumps on her - not in a protective way, but to stop her from continuing her aggressive.


CletusVanDamm

Out of everyone involved he’s the one I feel the worst for. This doesn’t look like his first rodeo with crazy mom and all he wants to do is stop her from getting hurt or hurting someone else.


orangevoicework

Sorry but no you have it wrong. The kid is yelling “help help help!” to the adults around him. The tense he is using is plural and formal, ie he is talking to the adults surrounding asking for help for his mom. Kid is distraught


hRutherford

Where is he cowering? See true translations below, sounds like he's trying to help his mom who yes still is cunty for putting her hands on another kid, but I don't see other assumptions beyond that.


Whoa_Bundy

I think most kids would have a moment of stunned shock or silence but the kid seemed like he was prepared and was ready for it


CarterCrusader

Paternal instincts are real


pakepake

What a weird situation. But hey, fuck around a find out.


Fannnybaws

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.


Dabaysyclyfe

![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm)


Ok-Assistant-2684

My daughters are 30 and 26 and I’m reacting the same way way if some stranger grabs them


Outrageous-Actuary-3

As you should! 👏


EpilepticDawg241

She rose from the ground like the Undertaker 🤣


regulate91x

The boys cries are really heart breaking


tsm102

That's the worst part for me. No child should have to deal with this 😢 I wouldn't be surprised if this isnt the first time either


WeSavedLives

I feel super sad for her kid.


imverysorry_ok

Even if the kids was bullying her son. You don't ever grab someone else's kid. Well deserved


kaywalsk

Man, I psychologically bullied a kid one time because he pushed my kid into traffic while waiting for the schoolbus. I couldn't do anything about it, we called the school and basically they're like "Well, it didn't happen AT school so there's nothing we can do" The next time I saw the kid I told him the reason his mom is gone is because she loves drugs more than him (she's in jail). I still feel pretty guilty about that one.


Devilsdance

The only reason to grab someone else's kid is if they're an active threat to your kid (e.g. they're on top of your kid beating their ass). Even then, though, you should expect a reaction from the kid's parent.


sandwichcandy

If I’m on a sidewalk and I see a small kid sprinting toward a busy road, I’m grabbing that kid until the parent catches up and grabs them.


enwongeegeefor

> Even then, though, you should expect a reaction from the kid's parent. And then would beat that parent into a pulp for attacking me for stopping their child from attacking my child. That shit would send MOST people into a rage...


LatinumGirlOnRisa

no, it's easy to comprehend that he wasn't bullying that much older kid.🙄 he was oblivious until that sick in the head, intoxicated 'woman' got close and grabbed his neck..and then was twisted enough to go back for MORE after the father knocked her down. clearly SHE was the aggressor and HER own child needs child protective services help. what a *mess* she is, she's disgusting and dangerous.


TrentUlyssesCooper

Don’t touch other peoples children


Namesthatareused

This is one of those “goes without saying” type of deal here.


Outrageous-Actuary-3

Poor children


I_give_free_Dopamine

Feel horrible for the kid


DirtyTacoKid

That was a well measured response. Still a couple of reddit mouth breathers in this post saying how she should have been crippled though.


Opening-Ad700

yeah I wouldn't have been angry at the dad if he had hit harder but people getting mad that he didn't is just weird


memesfromthevine

The kid trying to help the woman up makes this sadder than it would otherwise be


StonedClomph

Her child will have a long and gruelling childhood


BabyFarkMcGeesax

Put hands on someone's child expect to get your clock cleaned


pdx-peter

Put your hands on my child, I put my hands on you. Them’s the rules.


AnimalChubs

It's freaky how she got up


yeetmemommmy

Holy shit this was painful and sad to watch. Jesus Christ, poor kid. Hope his mother stops being an idiot weirdo


VNM0601

Touch my kid and I will bury you.


Hot-Tone-7495

She took a fistful of the kids hair, damn right I would react the same as dad.


nylus_12

He could have punched right in her face, but he pushed by her shoulder. IMO she got nothing to complain here. Touch my kid, I’ll stab you in the eye


lastofmyline

Why did she get up like the undertaker?


FlyingGorillaShark

I feel bad for the kids…


OvarianSis

Pretty sure that was the five point palm exploding heart technique


Delightfully_Tacky

Pushed her and she fell down like Laurie..popped up like Michael Myers ready for a sequel


yellowsubmarine2016

Will Smith approved.


Nappeal

Dad was obvs in the right but also I do feel bad for the baby who had to watch his stupid mom get wrecked.


Goresmackk

Speaking as a parent? She got off easy. Keep your fucking hands off kids.


Judge_Rhinohold

A good rule of thumb is don’t ever touch a stranger’s kid. Don’t look at them, don’t talk to them.


NaitDraik

Why would you grab a stranger`s child by the neck?


Just_Learned_2_Dance

Looks like she grabbed hair or the back of his head to me. Not that it makes her behavior any better


mattxbelli23

I dont care what gender you are. If you touch my kids, be prepared for retaliation


SchaebigerLump

She learned a lession


pjijn

I logically equate this to touching an animal’s offspring and getting fucked up for it


SomeRandomG122

Honestly kinda a tame reaction considering someone grabbed his kid infront of him


Jonnny

Fuck, poor crying kid. I'm assuming that was his mother. He deserves better role models than to have his childhood fucked up by shitty adults. The adults can sleep it off but he could be looking at a traumatizing childhood and is the real victim here.


Jameszhang73

Gave her the ol' factory reset


wardenferry419

Was she on drugs or just that stupid?


Version_Two

May her son learn that she is not immune to consequences. Edit: Since this is Reddit I'll specify that I don't think anything ill of the kid.


AnonMagick

Understandable. Even as an uncle, i would do the same


Interesting_Factor_9

He grabbed her like a superhero lmao


postprandialrepose

*Slept.*


prettyuser

She had the expression of the Undertaker coming back from the dead there.


SpreadDemSchmekels

She looks...drunk?


zadepsi

Absolutely warranted. You touch my child, youre getting laid out. Nf's


BrownBear109

I feel so so so sad for the lady’s kid 😣


Mammoth-Lime-2010

I feel really bad for the woman’s kid, having to deal with all this.


GimmeDatLowEnd

Poor kid... Screaming for someone to help him.


RackemFrackem

For the rest of my life I will downvote any video posted in a circle.


jjngundam

Take your Filthy hands off my child!!!!


mothforlife

That woman's poor kids is gonna need therapy


DankestDrew

This circle branding bullshit is worse than the ear bleeding tiktok tunes slapped onto literally everything


Apebound

Hard reset


mulligrubs

one childhood saved, another, destroyed


SamHydeDisciple

That kid let out a full on Emporio from Jojo pt 6 scream


SponsoredByMLGMtnDew

*Dang zombieland.* Close the door.


Smeenuwastaken

i know violence isnt ever the answer and you shouldnt hit women especially olds but... do you think she hesitates for a minute next time? Maybe she has a second thought about grabbing another person's child in the future?


Bloodysamflint

This needs to happen more often. There's a lot of issues that don't necessarily need to be resolved in criminal court - some people just need their ass beat. If you're kind of a shit head, jail's as good as anything else, but a hard right or just getting the shit smacked out of you is a much stronger deterrent for some behavior, in my opinion.


Appropriate-Pride608

What's the deal with this looney tunes ass circle


brxsoldier

A dad defending his child. I see nothing wrong here.


AlexLuna9322

Pop! Goes her throat


WinSomeDimSum

she got back up like Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore


Noobzoid123

What's the story here? Curious why the weirdo grabbed the kid in black hoodie.


AdventurousPolicy415

welp nothing to see here lol well deserved don't touch my kid !!!


blacks252

Don't touch people's kids full stop.


SnooBunnies9889

Why is it being filmed?


Hanoiroxx

She went down quicker that a sack of shite


chichilover

I feel bad for her kid. He doesn't deserve such an awful mom or these intense, damaging experiences he probably has often.


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W dad


SpiceyPorkFriedRice

Yep someone touches my kid, instant jab.


woodquest

Reptilian brain child protect mode activated and It just went off.


ybtlamlliw

I don't have kids of my own but if anyone grabbed any of my friends' kids like this in front of me I'd react the exact same way.


Senret

Lady didn't realize that pappa was the bear. Don't mess with a bear's cubs.


HalfSoul30

Without knowing context, i will assume that the kid she grabbed wasn't playing nice with her kid. I'd do the same if i was dad.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Without context I assume she's on drugs and was going to harm the child for no reason. Why would you assume there's a back story to an adult randomly assaulting a child?


danegermaine99

Without context, I am assuming the woman is being controlled by Norgu the Vile, Dark Magister of Xaxortok. He wishes to sacrifice the child in a vain attempt to appease mighty Sithrak.


Terrible_Donkey_8290

Man me and all my homies HATE Norgu 


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Still seems like the best option is to punch her in the throat.


danegermaine99

Agree


ZealousidealEntry870

They are assuming that because the person who was hit was a woman. Regardless of the back story, no one on earth would say dad was in the wrong. Not even Reddit can stretch the truth that much. What they can do is make excuses for the woman. TLDR: Reddit is sexist and will defend a woman no matter what.


PlantDaddyCo

I feel like this is a grift tbh.... like she is gonna be in court suing him in 3 months or something... yes I believe her son to be in on it too.


BigDaddy2721

I'd do the same thing if someone grabbed my kid that way.


IsolationAutomation

He pulled his punch. He’s a better man than me.


-Sherra-

props to the dad!


Automatic_Tension_56

What’s up with the circle edit on the video


SCB024

She stood up like the Terminator after being tossed through a window.


ttwmdennis

...found out. 🤷🏻‍♂️


sikivar

One of those videos which makes you feel the adrenaline rush