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Chrysalii

>East Palestine, Ohio Trump Water bottle. >This bottle of water is going to be placed for bidding hopefully to help go towards relocating my family! We really need the help to escape this nightmare my family is in. If you have any questions please message me!! >Thank you for your help and support.


AdDear5411

The irony, it's too much. I can't handle it.


Heavy-Apartment-4237

0 bids


jermysteensydikpix

The cult probably thinks it's holy water now because Trump belched on it, and it can cure cancer or banish demons.


Part-Time_Loser

I wonder how much he wrote off on his taxes for his donation/publicity stunt? At least he didn't throw some paper towels at people this time.


CharlieAllnut

He hass the best water. It's so clear and moist! Many people, hydrologists even, say that Trump water is even better than rain water- which is not that good because of the birds and other animals in the sky.


Dieg_1990

You forgot the quotation marks


BellyDancerEm

Grifters gotta grift


G8BigCongrats7_30

It almost seems too easy. If only I didn't have a conscience. Then again I don't have much sympathy that fall for these constant Trump grifts.


heretorobwallst

They declined a $1 bid


caspian1969

Did he throw it at them, like paper towels?


AdDear5411

$1500 buy it now lmaoooooooo


Alleyprowler

\[0 bids\]


mrfishman3000

I want to know, how much water did Trump actually bring? Was it just that pallet we saw in the photo op or was it a truckload? Because the pallet is nice and all, but will last a weekend. I have a feeling that trump just brought one pallet of water.


binglelemon

The water was on loan. He's gonna need to get that back.


Alan_Smithee_

After he dies, a lot of used water will be returned to his grave.


strenuaveritas

Not enough for everyone!! Each person received one 16 oz bottle. Supply limited and not everyone was able to get it. He should have bought everyone’s houses! That’s what they need/want the most.


CAgratefuldad

What an investment!


SaintOlgasSunflowers

I'd be tempted to bid and evaluate the contents to see exactly what's in it.


AdDear5411

Tap water from the lowest bidder


Joopsman

Probably tap water from a hose hooked up to his neighbor’s house in Florida so he doesn’t have to pay the water bill.


Mercarion

And it indeed is Spring Water – that is, bottled during Spring, and considering February is still Winter month, that means it was bottled last year. And that unequivocally proves this train accident was just his latest move in the 9D-chess he's winning against the elitist cabal shadow government (who are thinking obviously that they're playing checkers) and that he's still in power..!!1!11!!!1 After all, he removed the regulations which allowed him to cause this, so he could distribute the water – this was planned years ago!!!1!


No-Ordinary-5412

what this title should really say is "someone has already tried posting trump water given out from east palestine on ebay and will inevitably never sell, because they're asking for $100 minimum bid with a buyout of $1500, which only a complete brainless fool would buy."


Buffmin

OK fair but complete brainless fool describes like 99% of Trump worshippers


No-Ordinary-5412

Touché


[deleted]

People paid a lot more money than that for less valuable items with Trump's name attached. (NFTs)


No-Ordinary-5412

NFT's are different than bottled water you can get at any of his hotels.


After-Bumblebee

A new sucker born every day


Weekendmonkey

I wouldn't be surprised if he took a load of used, empty bottles with him and filled them in the river.


Dan_inKuwait

Don't the people need paper towels, too?


someguy7710

That looks like the same water I buy at the grocery store, just with a different label.


CuriousAlienStudent

Because it is.


[deleted]

Yeah ok, reading this the seller is kinda using ebay like a gofundme to get his family the fuck outta Dodge


Siollear

Does water usually have an expiration date? The brand I am drinking now does not.


Alan_Smithee_

It does, believe it or not. The bottle itself will start to break down and leach.


executivefunction404

Especially if it's tap water. My MIL used to love Dasani (idk, man, don't ask lol) until she left a case here for about 4 months which tasted gross when she returned. After only 4 months in a cool basement. Ever since then, she hasn't drank it, so I guess it's for the better?


jermysteensydikpix

Guessing his company didn't bother to select one of the less harmful types of plastic either.


Alan_Smithee_

To be fair, and it pains me, as Trump deserves nothing, I doubt that a person buying bottled water to rebrand would get much choice at all when it comes to the type of bottles you could get. They’re all PET recycle code 1.


Abrushing

What is that? A repackaged bottle of Aquafina?


BooneSalvo2

~~can anyone make out the "Best By" date? I see 2-0- and maybe another 0 ? Can't tell.~~ EDIT: Nevermind...it's easy to see in 1st photo. 2025.