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Substantial-Height-8

I’m sure she is happy today celebrating her 98th birthday waiting for the latest QDrop. Thumbs up! 😂


Spider_Hoss

The way she lived she wouldn’t have made it past…oh wait


Substantial-Height-8

🤫


One_Worldliness_6032

Don’t tell nobody.


nanobot001

Uh she’s managed to de-age herself by 30 years thanks to adrenochrome you dummies! Who else but the Hollywood Elite have access to this stuff, and Marilyn is the most legendary of the Elite!! /s


ChumpChainge

So Marilyn would be 98 now. Flynn is 65. Marilyn would have somehow secretly had him 3 years before she fake suicided. So she would have been grandly preggers during the filming of Some Like it Hot. Impressive


One_Worldliness_6032

She hid it very well!!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 these people. Lord bless em


Elegant-Discussion11

Well obviously it was her clone in the movie…


CarlosHDanger

Girdles!


ChumpChainge

Having had his head squashed by one of those whale bone girdles of that era would explain a lot actually


80sFoleyFootsteps

"Holy shit man, your mom is *MARILYN MONROE*? Are you gonna tell anyone?" "I mean sure, once I'm 65 or so".


Conscious-Survey7009

The sheer stupidity hurts sometimes but only from having to exist with them around. I wish it hurt them more.


BeamTeam032

It's so funny to me. Qanon always seems to find celebrities that Republicans HATED while they were alive. But now they're dead, they're on the Qside. If Kim Kardashian was dead, they'd claim she was on their side too. lmao. They always wait until they're dead to claim them, because they know they can't speak out against it.


Moody_Mek80

By their own logic, once they kill off at GITMO known p_do Hanks he'll suddenly reappear as the good guy, yes? Or will it be the clone that's the good spirit warrior? I'm getting lost in their logic.


bowens44

where do they get this shit?


SearchElsewhereKarma

Seriously how the fuck do these people function in a real life? I’m in the northeast and my family is blue, and most friends are. But I suspect these people (who were likely affected by major events like a spouse dying, getting laid off, etc) have fallen further down this rabbit hole and alienated everyone in their lives, so those people avoid them, and they fall even further. I’d feel so sad for them if I didn’t know they hate everything about a lot of America and if they didn’t do this shit to themselves


botmanmd

It’s a lot like flat-earthers. First you think they’re doing it as a hoot, and maybe they are – at first. Then they decide they like the feeling of being contrary. Eventually even the stupidest shit starts making sense to them. The worst is that ridiculous air of superiority they present with.


baileyrobbins978

I think read somewhere that most conspiracy theorists are just super lonely and depressed and never leave the house probably. They live their life on the screen and read into too many things. Plus being ultra religious makes people turn into that stuff more. So doesn’t surprise me that most are conservative Christians 😂 but most of them end up being the biggest hypocrites and problematic. Probably angry at themselves and insecure lol 😂


DanielTheEunuch

They are crazy


TheRnegade

I wonder if their brain works like a blender. They just take stuff they see and combine it all into a mess. My housemate is crazy conspiratorial and he's kind of like that.


AssitDirectorKersh

Monroe is alive. Or Flynn meets an old lady. Who can say for sure.


Paul6334

Everyone alive is dead and everyone dead is alive.


passingthrough618

Next he will be the secret love child of her and JFK


Chrysalii

Why are they so obsessed with bloodlines? Didn't we have an independence over this?


DanielTheEunuch

Do as they ask and share this everywhere!


Necessary_Fail_8764

"Share away!" and everyone will know how stupid you are!


One_Worldliness_6032

Soooo, Flynn is the baby she “miscarried “ but was still actually pregnant? I guess she did it just for a photo op cause she was all dolled up leaving the hospital.


Then-Lunch-206

Disgraceful and Insulting. But what else would you expect from Qnuts.


Casingda

Well now oooookay. Sure. This stuff just gets to be nuttier by the day. Seriously.


DelcoPAMan

Every day.


Impressive_Hope6985

She looks fantastic for her age


baileyrobbins978

This doesn’t even look like her even if it was her lol 😂


ArmchairCriticSF

They just have this need to believe ridiculous things.


KinkyQuesadilla

And Michael Jackson is their child!!!!!!!