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bowens44

RIdiculous. There are no MAGA patriots.


pianoflames

It's loyalty to a man, not to country.


Fatigue-Error

“No True MAGA” (Aka No Real Scotsman)


Conscious-Survey7009

Who is @KimberlyTrump?


BeamTeam032

LMAO. MAGA is so confused on what narrative to follow, instead of the truth.


CuriousAlienStudent

The part that always gets me is how they can flip flop their narratives, and then they just completely forget about the old one. Like they never followed the different narrative, and the new one has been the plan the whole time. It truly blows my mind.


sadderbutwisergrl

We have always been at war with Eastasia


LeiningensAnts

It's because narratives are just tools to them, and they have no loyalty to tools, only to goals. If one particular tool isn't advancing their goals, they will discard it without a second thought, in favor of a tool that *does* advance their goals.


ReactsWithWords

And those goals move when convenient, too.


ColoHusker

🎶 They do a flip-flop, the flippie, the flippie to the flip, flip-flop and they don’t stop the flippin' to the bang-bang floppin'... 🎶


takeda64

What did happen that they switched again?


CuriousAlienStudent

This post here now she is a Dem agent, tomorrow she will be Reb hero.


JeffThrowaway80

I think it's the result of tribalism and ego. They need to be the one who knows the truth and has the right information because they're so smart and brilliant. Whatever the majority of their peer group/echo chamber thinks is right is the right information. Essentially they've formed a decentralised cult whose beliefs are governed by informal consensus. There are broader parallels to mainstream society as a whole there since what is considered right and acceptable is similarly formed. The difference is it tends to be evidence based.


CuriousAlienStudent

The ability to just drop your truth in place of another at the drop of hat is utterly amazing, though.


JeffThrowaway80

That's what it's like when your ego is overly inflated. If you believed something that is now considered wrong then you subconsciously tell yourself that you never actually beleived it and just forget all about it or dismiss it. It didn't happen, you never actually believed that. If confronted with evidence that they obviously did believe it, like an old post saying as much then they'll either respond with anger, lies, denial or concoct some twisted explanation that let's them ignore it. They may not even be consciously aware if they're contradicting something they've said previously.


SgathTriallair

This is the core problem with founding your movement on lies.


Haskap_2010

So is she a martyr or a plant?


Quick-Signature2023

I think she was a human bean


nostemsorseeds

In the end, she was a target


SailingSpark

better than being a meat popsicle.


PurpleSailor

Ka, Korben my man ... I ain't have no fire 🔥


devoduder

Super Green!


overcomebyfumes

*Rowan Atkinson raises an eyebrow*


MessiahOfMetal

Took me a while to realise what you meant. For some reason, every time I read or hear "human being", I hear David Jason's voice in my head saying "human bean" when he played The BFG in the 1989 animated movie.


ReactsWithWords

Was. Get your tenses correct.


Gumbo_Ya-Ya

Been He shoes fell off


john_the_quain

Which would support your current batshit theory best? Go with that one. You can always change your mind later!


Champagne_of_piss

Who needs to change minds? With enough breath damage you can hold multiple completely incompatible viewpoints without the WHY HEAD HURT of cognitive dissonance


cheeze_whiz_shampoo

Martyr Plant sounds like something you go see once every three years when it blooms at the botanical garden.


e-zimbra

Corpse Lily


leicanthrope

> Corpse Lily That, on the other hand, sounds like the stage name of a goth themed roller derby girl and/or burlesque performer.


leicanthrope

Either that, or an obscure band playing on a Thursday night at a local venue.


homebrew_1

She is both. Magadonians can believe both things at the same time.


WaltonGogginsTeeth

Schrödinger's Traitor


Mizzy3030

Yes


Chrysalii

Whatever is convenient.


CeruleanRuin

She is a corpse.


mamadou-segpa

Whatever serves them at the moment


Longjumping_Act_6054

Schrodingers Conspiracy: both true and false at the same time until one attempts to explain the conspiracy causing the brain to collapses in on itself, like a neutron star.


AliceTheOmelette

So on today's episode of "Patriot or Plant?" the wheel has landed on plant


Crammit-Deadfinger

Back when I was into conspiracy theories, the idea was to buck idealogical, agenda-driven media. Now, sweet Jesus, I thank you for the AP and Reuters. Fuck all this shit


Hanonbrokemyfingers

I’m reading the AP more and more. It’s like what real news used to look like, before the NY Times turned into a lifestyle site.


IsaidLigma

Bro imagine dying for the cause and they do you like this? Lmao! Amazing.


DGer

Yeah at least if they had the decency to make her a martyr. But to just denounce her like this is wild. Absolute trash people.


OhLordHeBompin

Idk where y’all have been, they’ve been doing this since day 1 lol. Those 34 charges have them rattled though so time to do anything to separate themselves from… themselves. I don’t understand either.


Anonymous_2952

She looked like the type to go with her male coworkers to the strip club in an attempt to be “one of the guys”.


NinjaBilly55

Anyone can watch the pre Jan 6th selfie videos she posted and figure out what she was.. An angry unhinged lunatic..


bike_it

No, she was a very good actor! She fooled everyone! /s


OhLordHeBompin

Excuse me 4D CHESS!!!!


Bwunt

There are certain people I;d absolutely love to forward this to...


Azrael2082

Do it. Choose chaos. Life is too short to placate stupid.


Bwunt

TBH, I don't even recognize the network. Is that TS?


sushirolldeleter

Mama babbit is not gonna stand for this


Shelisheli1

Wait, they turned on her? How delightful. Would this count as a r/leopardsatemyface


skjellyfetti

It still kills me that these idiots are so ANTI-antifa, that they, *literally*, don't realize that it makes them profa. They're all just so accustomed to being AGAINST anything that the left believes in, that they've never bothered to reason their own position. What the fuck am I saying? Do I live in some fantasy world? Reason? These people? Never gonna happen... Maybe I ate too much acid back in the hippie days...


Dr_CleanBones

Well, I agree 100%. She got exactly what she deserved.


KooQanon-LMAOOO

Haahahahahahaha


crisisactorsguild

Ashli Babbett = Lorena Bobbitt. Consonants.


Anianna

Ashli's mom is so venomously MAGA that I can't imagine this went well for Kimberly. What is the fallout from this?


OhLordHeBompin

Okay. I’ve figured it out. When things are going well for them: she’s an American hero! When things aren’t going so well: she’s antifa! When things are going very bad: she will NOT BE MOURNED!


NitWhittler

I saw on Reddit a few days ago that it was disclosed that Ashli Babbitt, although a Trump supporter, was also a lesbian and left behind her grieving girlfriend. Did that news update (real? fake?) cause the Qult to dump their martyr because she might have caught the gay before she croaked?


OhLordHeBompin

When they realized they weren’t going to be able to overthrow the American government, she became their scapegoat. She deserves what she got but damn, there’s no loyalty over there. Except to God Emporer.


Legitimate_Garage_94

Luckily, I wasn't mourning the loss of her miss-spent life to begin with


AJC46

she's ultimately a loser who failed and that's the highest crime to these chuds "making them look bad" weakness and losers can not be accepted to these people that is why they can not settle on anything for the likes of her.


peppermintvalet

Someone send this to her insane mother


andycarlv

That's really fucking sad. She died for the same shit these imbeciles believe. First time I've felt really bad for her.


Longjumping_Act_6054

I feel like she 100% deserves to be the villain of another unfounded conspiracy. She tried to overthrow democracy because of her belief in unfounded conspiracy, so this is just karma returning to show people like her what happens when you let conspiracies rule your life. 


Dramatic_Towel1362

I'm not a Ashley fan. She fucked around and found out. However this is next level fucked up. Horrific people.