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eagerrangerdanger

Looks like they let Jesus take the wheel


BellyDancerEm

Jesus wanted to trash it


One_Worldliness_6032

And he did


Character_Bomb_312

Hallelujah and color me convinced of the existence of The Dark Lord Baphomet, to whom I've been dancing naked around my fire pit chanting for shit like this to happen. It's nice to see Jesus is finally on the right side again.


One_Worldliness_6032

I can’t stop laughing! Lol


Styrene_Addict1965

"This is your sign." —Jesus


One_Worldliness_6032

I’m dead!😂😂😂😂


Glittering_Ebb9748

Jesus only has his learners permit.


eagerrangerdanger

That he obtained at Trump University.


Conscious-Survey7009

Jesus is a brown illegal immigrant. He doesn’t have the papers to get a state drivers license. This driver should have to pay for all damages and repairs needed and fined for everything wrong with the bus. Do they have the right license for that vehicle? Fines for obstructed views out the windows? Flags on the side of the bus, that affects other drivers blocking their view if not tied down properly. I hope insurance doesn’t cover it or they couldn’t afford the insurance due to the amount they have to the orange overlord.


toi80QC

> "It was parked by the CVS, and it rolled down," one witness told Cross. "Nobody was in it." Trust Jesus


truthishearsay

Jesus literally took the wheel but everyone forgot he can’t drive


GeekyTexan

Jesus never had a drivers license. For good reason.


Jfo116

Hard to steer when your arms are nailed to the cross


Haskap_2010

Remember the boats that sank in a 2020 regatta for Trump? Seems they can't drive on land or in the water.


One_Worldliness_6032

Not anything BIG anyway with their tiny hands.


BikesBooksNBass

That happened here and the funny thing was, it was from waves they created themselves. It was a protected inlet area and it was a clear, calm day. The bigger boats were driving like idiots creating larger waves that sunk several smaller vessels. It was hysterical because they all pretend to be great sea captains..


Santos281

And they did exactly what they wanted to do marvel at their waves and laugh at those that can't afford a boat that big. They are awful humans in everything they do


justalazygamer

[Article on the crash.](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-bus-crash/)


takeda64

Is that a metaphor of "trump train"?


Oddityobservations

The Deep State, uh, put gremlins on the bus, and uhm the gays, uh military age DEI Biden. What about Hunter Biden? /s


neednintendo

Hunter Biden's laptop was wired into the bus and it took control with deepstate power and George Soros remotely drove the bus into a pole and the laptop looked at me.


West-Supermarket-860

Biden and Buttigeg’s infrastructure developments made the streets tooooo smooth. Republicans are used to potholes as much as plot holes.


danimal-krackers

Looks like Clarence and Ginny are in the market for a new RV.


MurderCat0001

It’s not too late for Mike Pence to un-crash the bus.


Abracadaver2000

Broken, just like their critical thinking skills.


dennisthewhatever

2024 Trump campaign, colourized.


redditorx13579

This makes a perfect analogy for what Trump's 2024 campaign looks like after his conviction.


roncobyktel

Where can I get the "Women for rump" sign on the front of the bus?


zoul846

The driver was heard shouting at the yellow double line, “the government can’t tell me what to do!”


justrock54

That pole is definitely leaning to the left...


MC_Fap_Commander

[WORLD'S LARGEST METAPHOR HITS ICE-BERG](https://images.app.goo.gl/EDbaX38K6jfMqB888)


okokokoyeahright

The memes from this are epic.


MercZ11

Hopefully insurance doesn't cover that (or they had none in the first place) so that eyesore can go to a junkyard. What a waste of a vehicle.


Styrene_Addict1965

Their fault for not taking the Trump Train.


eyeballtourist

Polling results are not looking good rn.


Sidus_Preclarum

metaphorical.


jiggscaseyNJ

This is from 2019. Someone was killed a few years back trying to help this RV when it was disabled. However, a few weeks ago he had his head bashed in by his gf’s son with a sledgehammer. https://www.aol.com/tumultuous-familial-relationship-boiling-time-090308232.html


user_name_unknown

Trump:Law and Order but also his mugshot


Tintoverde

Jesus took the wheel and could not drive 🤣


Snowfiend_80

I love the "TUST JESUS" sign on the front. Hilarious! Comedy gold.


botmanmd

“Turn right. Right! RIGHT!!” “I CAN’T. Jesus took the fuckin’ steering wheel!”


Pale_Word790

They also suck at driving.