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WordsWatcher

I'll follow Trump as soon as the crucifixion is followed by the resurrection. Two weeks?


MikeMurray128

We need to test this.


Realistic-Horror-425

I'm sure he will sell tickets to his resurrection to pay his legal bills.


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

Right after Infrastructure Week!


neednintendo

Yessss, I will never not find Infrastructure Week jokes funny.


Hwy61rev

And he announces his healthcare plan. (it's only two weeks away) no really...lol


Bragzor

Why would any organization powerful enough to kill 7-8 billion people want to save the worst the US has to offer? The obstinate. The uninformed. The elderly. And the hateful? They really haven't thought this through enough. Quick question: what's the WHO's role in the Magaverse? I know the UN is one of the beasts according to Jehovas Witnesses.


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

WHO is responsible for everything they hated about the pandemic.


Bragzor

I thought that was Fauci and Obama? I'm so confused.


takeda64

It's disinformation (primarily Russian), they don't like and want to destroy EU, NATO, UN (which WHO is part of), because those organizations give power to smaller countries and don't let Russia deal with them from the position of power. If it weren't for nukes, no one would give a damn about Russia.


Bragzor

Well, Russia is on the UNSC, so they really don't need any help destroying the UN.


Bitter_Technology797

WHO are baddies I believe, constantly trying to get another (sigh) 'plandemic' going so we can all go into lockdown again.


Bragzor

Why did they waste the last one. Was it because Trump revealed the cure (Clorox enema)?


RickySan65

So, Jesus is running for president?!


gnocchibastard

STOP THE DIGITAL PLEASE LORD OH JESUS


Nano_Burger

But was Jesus raw-dogging a porn star?


FlowerFaerie13

Fine, let’s do the biblical trial. Let’s fucking do it, I wanna see their faces when they realize the majority of the crowd is cheering for Barabbas.


neddie_nardle

I think the thing I love about that verbal diarrhoea is that they're all posting mostly contradictory wank fantasies and thereby completely disagreeing, BUT think they're all agreeing. Yes, yes, that sentence was nearly as messy as their mental health and their underwear.