Those are created by other skaven
Apparently rats look and act like how the skaven are portrayed when they live in awful conditions. And when skaven are born there's a guaranteed chance they will die in the slave pit before adult hood and imagine the type of monsters that you must become to survive that. And I don't mean mutated. The skaven are in a perpetual cycle of awful environments with disease and fighting tooth and nail for scraps that any chance of becoming a decent person is thrown away at birth.
This is my head cannon.
... I am going to assume you read a certain story about a chicken, two pigs, a cat, and a rat (I haven't read further than that - I assume more animals join the party at some point).
Ri Zu is my favorite <3
There was a study some years back about Oreos being more addictive to rats than cocaine, so the death grip he had on those cookies is understandable 😆. Side note, time for me to invest in a grabber.
Lol.
Not to be like that, and i dont even know if you are american, but all we Scandinavians hear is how hard and expensive it is to eat healthy in the us. You seemingly have got so much unhealthy food and snacks that its nearly impossible to avoid. The stereotype is that all americans are fat but i mean who wouldn't be with the food options in the us.
I was in the us when i was 12 and holy shit your snack iles are like at least 5 times the size of ours. I was also very sad that i did not manage to find unsweetened popcorn. Also all the hotel bread and cereal had sugar in it and i was like "da fuck". I ate so many breakfast muffins and i felt sick for hours afterwards every day. Good times.
as a disgruntled american myself, i’d propose that it’s not impossible to maintain a nutritiously balanced diet, rather that we are inundated with branded, heavily-advertised and highly-processed sugar products targeted at us from a young age. add to the promotion and normalization of empty eating, a culture which hardly ever reinforces exercise as a community-building social activity. be it financially-motivated intention or generational apathy that brought us here, the message “food is fuel” gets warped and written over before most of us are old enough to know any different.
I assumed, and that's why I responded--to help (:
I teach English as a side job, and I know it can be difficult/scary to ask questions, so good for you!
As a white British and living in the UK where the English language originated, I’m so sorry that our language is hard. Even I use American words and phrases a lot of the time
My favorite way to end up squinting in annoyance:
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Hah! I thought this was /ferrets for a bit and was gonna say "Take the cookies out, toss the wrapper back, that's all mine really wanted".
But /rats? Nope, wants the cookies, wants to potato.
I'm a teacher and I think of this story everyday. The second I say yes to anything every hand in the room shoots up "can I get one too, ooh I need that, oh I also wanted to ask blah blah"
I offered mine a piece of pizza crust. He sidestepped that and tried to make off with the WHOLE PIZZA. He also figured out how to climb up the back of the fridge to get on the counter and take pizza. We'd frequently find him belly up on the bed with a pizza crust next to him.
We tried. We really did.
Yup! It can even be helpful when they have respiratory issues. I keep a tiny bag of chocolate chips in my rat first aid kit. They will sit next to it and beg. I even had one rat who learned how to mimic wheezing sounds. She'd sound like death, but then I'd listen to her chest and she was perfectly clear. Crazy girl!
I have one because our cat kept knocking toys under furniture. Eventually she learned what me laying on the floor, looking under furniture meant (fun ‘new’ toys!) and would come over to crouch and look under furniture with me.
Definitely a pet. Those colours don't occur in the wild.
Rats will pick a few spots to poop. I try to put litter boxes there, but sometimes it's tricky. Rats have very fast metabolisms and have to live on groups. So the poop piles up quickly.
I personally blame this entire community for the fact that I now have three rats. Y’all kept showing me videos like this and I went and got them and I love those stupid idiots with my whole heart.
They’re like a cancer. Once you get two, you soon end up with more.
It’s the same with parrots of which I own too as well as rats again after a six year break
You need to upgrade to the industrial strength cookie grabber
They sell heavy duty grabbers like this for outdoor lawn use, it would be the perfect cookie snatching tool to do battle with.
Don’t take the Oreo War lightly!
Seems a valid solution for this problem : [https://www.reddit.com/r/RATS/comments/1dri0cl/i\_could\_not\_figure\_out\_how\_this\_guy\_was\_getting/](https://www.reddit.com/r/RATS/comments/1dri0cl/i_could_not_figure_out_how_this_guy_was_getting/)
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"Give me the chocy brother" while fighting a rat with a gripper stick like its a Bengal tiger . Is now how am going to describe what having a rat is like.
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Not OP but also have pet rats. There are a couple of poop corners. I go in with the vacuum cleaner every couple of weeks. You'd be amazed what you'll put up with for the little chaos potatoes.
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Omg the death grip he had on those Oreos 😂
The ending when he's still refusing to let go and dragging across the ground had me in tears 😂
With his spread out toes trying to grip the ground haha
I always feel bad taking things off them but it's absolutely hilarious when they think they can out-muscle you.
Their grabbies are surprisingly strong lol
That rat has probably never seen so many calories in one place
Try to take my Oreos, and I would do the same. Team Clarence.
STUPID MAN-THING! THESE OREO-FOODS ARE MINE-MINE!
I imagine raising a baby skaven in a proper home you would get a very good engineer
Rat cage glowing warp green
Oh goodness I thought you said baby shaken in the proper home and thought...no don't do that. You are specifically instructed not to shake the baby
Lmao x3
Or a mutated world ending abomination.
Those are created by other skaven Apparently rats look and act like how the skaven are portrayed when they live in awful conditions. And when skaven are born there's a guaranteed chance they will die in the slave pit before adult hood and imagine the type of monsters that you must become to survive that. And I don't mean mutated. The skaven are in a perpetual cycle of awful environments with disease and fighting tooth and nail for scraps that any chance of becoming a decent person is thrown away at birth. This is my head cannon.
... I am going to assume you read a certain story about a chicken, two pigs, a cat, and a rat (I haven't read further than that - I assume more animals join the party at some point). Ri Zu is my favorite <3
Now I want oreos
"ME FOOKIN BISCUITS!!!"
😂😂😂
'Gimme the choccies, brother!' cracked me up.
I knew I had to turn on the sound for this. That line made it worth it.
Lmao🤣 was worth it!
Absolute menace to society and he is SO proud of it.
There was a study some years back about Oreos being more addictive to rats than cocaine, so the death grip he had on those cookies is understandable 😆. Side note, time for me to invest in a grabber.
I thought to myself “who owns a grabber” when the obvious answer is “people with thieving rodents”.
And then my pet rats steal my grabber...
Sugar in general is more addictive that cocaine!
you're telling me. ive been trying to cut down on it but every time i walk by the cosmic brownies at a gas station i start fiending
Lol. Not to be like that, and i dont even know if you are american, but all we Scandinavians hear is how hard and expensive it is to eat healthy in the us. You seemingly have got so much unhealthy food and snacks that its nearly impossible to avoid. The stereotype is that all americans are fat but i mean who wouldn't be with the food options in the us. I was in the us when i was 12 and holy shit your snack iles are like at least 5 times the size of ours. I was also very sad that i did not manage to find unsweetened popcorn. Also all the hotel bread and cereal had sugar in it and i was like "da fuck". I ate so many breakfast muffins and i felt sick for hours afterwards every day. Good times.
as a disgruntled american myself, i’d propose that it’s not impossible to maintain a nutritiously balanced diet, rather that we are inundated with branded, heavily-advertised and highly-processed sugar products targeted at us from a young age. add to the promotion and normalization of empty eating, a culture which hardly ever reinforces exercise as a community-building social activity. be it financially-motivated intention or generational apathy that brought us here, the message “food is fuel” gets warped and written over before most of us are old enough to know any different.
He's wanted in at least 10 countries
lol he got dragged 😂
That Drag was Epic! 💥
I like to assume the grabby stick was purchased specifically to counter rat theft.
Puts in to perspective how big rats are. If it can grab a biscuit, its a mouse. If it can grab an entire packet of biscuits, its a rat.
My spouse once saw a rodent dragging a whole candy bar across an alley. I told them that, unless it was a "fun size" mini bar, it had to be a rat.
I saw a rat on the train platform in Mumbai that was big enough to carry away a 5 year child. And it almost got away with it!
To be fair, packs have been reducing in size so much that they'll soon contain 1 biscuit.
Apparently you haven't read Dick King-Smith's biography of Magnus Powermouse.
NOOOOO! HE JUST FOUND THE MOTHER LODE!
Give to Caesar what is his and to Clarence what belongs to Clarence!
Ah-men
The toes tryna grab the carpet whilst being dragged lmao
But dad, he worked so hard to get those…lol
Having that grabbing thing (don't remember the name¿¿) makes me think it happened more than once 😭
>don't remember the name¿¿ They're literally just called grabbers lol 😅
Ahhh okay, english isn't my first language so 😭
Nah you still got it lol
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English is a stupid language whether it's your first or fourth, we share your pain without judgement lol
As a white British and living in the UK where the English language originated, I’m so sorry that our language is hard. Even I use American words and phrases a lot of the time
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Hah! I thought this was /ferrets for a bit and was gonna say "Take the cookies out, toss the wrapper back, that's all mine really wanted". But /rats? Nope, wants the cookies, wants to potato.
If you give a rat a cookie, he’ll want the entire bag.
Skipped the glass of milk went straight for the bag lol
I'm a teacher and I think of this story everyday. The second I say yes to anything every hand in the room shoots up "can I get one too, ooh I need that, oh I also wanted to ask blah blah"
If you give him the entire bag, he’ll conquer the world.
Aw at least give Clarence a piece of Oreo, he deserves it.
Clarence, determined to hold onto the entire bag. Classic rat behavior!
I offered mine a piece of pizza crust. He sidestepped that and tried to make off with the WHOLE PIZZA. He also figured out how to climb up the back of the fridge to get on the counter and take pizza. We'd frequently find him belly up on the bed with a pizza crust next to him. We tried. We really did.
"Never... Again... Ok maybe just one more nibble"
Omg the poor guy ate himself into a food coma 😂😂😂😂
Are rats allowed to have chocolate?
Absolutely. Very few things rats can't eat in small quantities.
Rats can eat pretty much anything. That's why wild ones are so successful in cities.
Yup! It can even be helpful when they have respiratory issues. I keep a tiny bag of chocolate chips in my rat first aid kit. They will sit next to it and beg. I even had one rat who learned how to mimic wheezing sounds. She'd sound like death, but then I'd listen to her chest and she was perfectly clear. Crazy girl!
Pretty much if we can eat it, they can eat it. It's part of why they're such good research models.
You can have ONE just cuz I respect the tenacity
Omg I have the same grabber but cos disabled
I have one because our cat kept knocking toys under furniture. Eventually she learned what me laying on the floor, looking under furniture meant (fun ‘new’ toys!) and would come over to crouch and look under furniture with me.
Cheeky moo, she was the one who put them there in the first place 😂😂
This is so good 🤣
That little foot he was trying to use to stop being dragged took me out. He was not going to give them up without a fight
I thought you called your rat Clearance 😅. He id not want to give up his rightfully earned Oreos!!!
He will DIE for this score!!
Is this a pet? There's a lot of rat shit under there.
Definitely a pet. Those colours don't occur in the wild. Rats will pick a few spots to poop. I try to put litter boxes there, but sometimes it's tricky. Rats have very fast metabolisms and have to live on groups. So the poop piles up quickly.
I have a video of my scarlet taking off to the bathroom with my Crackers. Losing half the pack on her way there🤣
She got to her destination and instantly thought “well crud, now I have to go back and collect them all one by one” 😂😂
I'm glad to know i'm not the only rat owner who has one of those grabby arms on standby 😂
This was full on death battle! Like Mortal Kombat of Oreos.
*If you give a rat a packet of Oreos*
The rat will seek world domination
The cookie drag
“Gimme the choccys brother” is gonna stay with me for awhile 💀💀💀
what a pookie
What a lil fien
"I have tasted the oreos master, I shall not go back to my oreoless life now!!!"
YOU ARE WHAT YOU MADE ME MASTER
Surely after all that heroic effort, you let him have at least a little!
Let him have one Oreo pls 🥺
I love how we don't even need to go for the rat, just get to the snacks and rat will follow.
I think we can all relate to Clarence when it comes to Oreos.
That extraction technique was extremely hilarious and effective.
“Look at what you’ve done” Clarence: *And I’d do it again.*
‘Give me the chocies brother’ I’m fucking dead XD
I personally blame this entire community for the fact that I now have three rats. Y’all kept showing me videos like this and I went and got them and I love those stupid idiots with my whole heart.
They’re like a cancer. Once you get two, you soon end up with more. It’s the same with parrots of which I own too as well as rats again after a six year break
He found them and was trying to return them to the rightful owner, no crime was committed here
Omg my menace is Remus! And they look the same lol
How could you do this to him!
He's a menace to society, but he's too cute to convict and he is gonna take advantage of that.
He was committed!
Hahahahaha, holy crap. I haven't laughed this much at a rat for years.
Awww hahaha. :(
That’s great you should call Mondelez
Lmao he's like "GIVE IT BACK"
“Clarence give me the cookies ya rat bastard” “After you pry them from my cold dead paws!”
DRAT, foiled again!!!!!!!
He deserves a cookie after all of that
Aweeee that's so cute!
You need to upgrade to the industrial strength cookie grabber They sell heavy duty grabbers like this for outdoor lawn use, it would be the perfect cookie snatching tool to do battle with. Don’t take the Oreo War lightly!
“No they are all mine!! Atleast let me keep one!! Atleast one!! ….damn”
I stole the Oreos from the Daikini while he was taking a peepee!
Ok I recognize this but I forget where it’s from. Help?
Outta the way, peck!
Willow! I just remembered.
The bones have spoken!
"Curses! Foiled again!" - Clarence
Seems a valid solution for this problem : [https://www.reddit.com/r/RATS/comments/1dri0cl/i\_could\_not\_figure\_out\_how\_this\_guy\_was\_getting/](https://www.reddit.com/r/RATS/comments/1dri0cl/i_could_not_figure_out_how_this_guy_was_getting/) /s
This one was just as funny, especially when his massive nuts were the ones holding him back 😂😂 xx
Love how he grabs the Oreo know the rats coming with it.
Clarence you asshole
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grown ass dude taking my oreos 🤬
give me my fucking oreo
You can take the rat out of the street, but you can't take the street-rat out of the... Rat. 😂
Lol tomb raider
He's going to eat your face after it's choccy covered now.
Never underestimate how much they’ll take for themselves. 😂
Bahahahahahaha!
My eyesight is appalling and I thought you were waving a toy gun at him trying to get him to surrender the Oreo’s
He was going to take his treasure back to his rat 🐀 family how rude human
Rat jail for him! Jail for one thousand seconds!
clarence vs infernal claw
The greatest tragedy off all time
The feet 😭😂
The claw is too funny, Clarence must do this often 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the drag!!!
Es ist so lustig
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He was Feining for those Oreos 😭
I miss having rats :(
Rats are the funniest little creatures
I’M CLARENCE CLAYMORE!!!!!
So very determined 😆
full sale clearance on the Oreos in the sweets/dessert aisle
 Clarence plottin like ..
I mean that’s one Clarence I wouldn’t mind bribing (if you’re from the US like me anyway)
I thought he was about to get an assist from the homie in the background 😂
He was just trying to keep it safe for you
clarence i would die for you
Clarence is wanted for crimes in 137 countries
"YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY OREOS!!"
Ahahah
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Ooo …. And those are Oreos??? HO CLARENCE - GET YOUR COOKIE FIX! 😂😂😂
As another rat owner with a Clarence rat I can confirm they are food hogs
Wasn't there a study that rats responded the same to Oreos as they did cocaine?
"Give me the chocy brother" while fighting a rat with a gripper stick like its a Bengal tiger . Is now how am going to describe what having a rat is like.
Lol that’s hilarious 😂 he did not want to give them up!!
“Look what you’ve done!” 😂
Haha I love rats 😂
so cute hahahahaha love it!
Omg... 😂I really needed that. Thank you 😁💜
I'm laughing so hard 🤣
Hey! Those are his Oreos! Get your own! Cheeky human 😂 no manners whatsoever
Anything for Oreos😘
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Bro do you have poop pellets all over your floor?
Not OP but also have pet rats. There are a couple of poop corners. I go in with the vacuum cleaner every couple of weeks. You'd be amazed what you'll put up with for the little chaos potatoes.
LMFAOOOO OH MY THIS IS QUITE HILARIOUS ! 😂😂
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i would not let that boy take my oreo
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Omg she was fighting for her life (read: oreos)! 🤣
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All those droppings