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snowbaz-loves-nikki

Imagine being a fish, it’s Monday morning. You’re swimming in your nice large tank with your fishy buddies and neighbors on the reef, and then you’re caught. *No biggie, they do this quarterly. Guess my calendar is off.* But instead of the routine check they do with the fish in water, you’re plopped into this Tupperware container, wet sponge on your gills. You’re completely out of water and you can’t see a damn thing because your eyes aren’t made for this. And this sponge is rather comfy, but god it’s bright in here. A few minutes later you hear the word “diagnosis”. You know this word. The blue tang next door got one two months ago after scratching his fin. You have been feeling a little bloated lately. Soon you’re back home in the comforting expanse of water that is your tank. That week your food tastes different but you don’t think much of it. Until Friday, out of nowhere you expel the most insane gas bubble anyone in the tank has ever seen. Even the clams are impressed. You immediately feel relief. You hadn’t even realized how uncomfortable you were, but now your swimming posture is back to normal and that bloated feeling is gone. Life is good…. I wish I were a fish. Edit: I will literally cry y’all are so fucking sweet 😭


MrIantoJones

This was amazing. Thanks!


NerdyComfort-78

Top shelf writing here.


snowbaz-loves-nikki

🥲thank you


[deleted]

Thank you for this 👏🏻👏🏻 brilliant writing. I truly could see this whole scene in my head


snowbaz-loves-nikki

Stop I’m gonna cry 🥹


[deleted]

Love a good wholesome story with a happy ending 😌


ruseriousordelirious

Me too 🥹


ihave16knives

"Even the clams are impressed" Idk why, this line made me cackle. Thanks for making my evening lol


Old-Base-6686

👏👏👏👏


PancakePizzaPits

[is that you, Mr. Limpet?](https://youtu.be/x6TtCyKwNAE?si=mJLPYGfUX9dhdIN3)


snowbaz-loves-nikki

You just gave this autistic her new favorite film 😍


PancakePizzaPits

🤗 I hope you enjoy it, Neighbor!


Hour_Friendship_7960

"Even the clams were impressed"🤣


Hot_Fox_5656

I hear a children’s book in the making.


Conscious_Bug_8386

The fish gotta be so confused with what’s going on lol


TrailerTrashQueen

zoom in on the first image. his tiny mouth looks like he’s saying ‘whaaaaat?’


geckos_are_weirdos

These are great, but you also have to post a pic of the recovered fish. HIPAA does not cover aquatic animals.


jamiebbycakes

They did not share a photo of the recovered angelfish, but I can offer a [video of the zoo's newly hatched flamingos](https://youtu.be/U9Bwt_wSw-g?si=JSnamImwGV74nV2o) to make up for it!


justbrowsing0127

Awwww. Birdie tax accepted.


mamawantsallama

Seriously cute and fluffy. I can't take it!


klydsp

TIL Fish can have gas


paperwasp3

And it can be so bad that they swim lopsided. Go figure.


WampaCat

You know sometimes you have to lean a bit to give it a way out. Guess that doesn’t work for fish.


paperwasp3

The one cheek sneak, I know it well.


HeadlessMark

Same here! The poor little dude just had to fart


Worth_Scratch_3127

Back in the old days, if an expensive and beloved fish had symptoms like that, we'd just dose them with antibiotics and hope for the best.


Sekmet19

This fish has better healthcare than half of America.


newyorkcatlady

More than half lol


Dianne_on_Trend

Had an old big carnival goldfish that would suddenly have trouble with buoyancy. My mom told me to give the fish a green pea and magically it worked out the constipation / gas and Goldy would be fine. No idea where her idea came from….


UnpluggedUnfettered

If it's constipation (pretty common) then the pectin in peas helps fish out. It's legit.


pepperminticecream

Sometimes Bettas get constipated and gassy, and then they can't swim well and will float pathetically on their side. Green peas are the answer there too!


Dopplerganager

Bettas are such divas. I had 2 different ones in college. Got some beautiful bubble nests from my one dude.


zigzagoonZIGZAGOON

This 3D recon is better than the ones I get given for the face!


skiesoverblackvenice

never in my life have i seen a fish get an x-ray… how long was he out of water?? or did you find a way to get his x-rays while he could breathe? this is so cool


jamiebbycakes

I'm not sure on the specifics but according to their initial post: Our veterinary medicine teams sedated the fish and ran water intermittently over its gills while they examined the fish and performed a CT scan.


skiesoverblackvenice

that’s so cool… i forgot other animals got x-rays too!


X-Bones_21

Did he ask for a warm blanket and a sandwich?


thelasagna

Seems like a great patient.


ayannauriel

I wanted to be a marine biologist when I was young, I kind of imagined I would be doing stuff like this as the job lol.


Poddy_Doe

This is the fish version of being abducted by aliens


scapholunate

Now *this* is the kind of content I come to Reddit for


pomegranatepants99

This is amazing


MyDegreeIsBS

I'm guessing they don't have an in-house radiologist. Did they consult with a university or an imaging service like ZooRadOne or Idexx?


NeedsMustTravel

Probably a little of both. So much case-sharing and networking goes in between the Zoo Rads. The lead vet from the San Diego Zoo was keynote at our conference last year and the stuff they do in imaging is amazing, but they don’t have staff radiologist. There is a collaborative effort to get a Zoo/Exotic/Wildlife imaging library up where everyone can contribute to the library of imaging for non-traditional species so that Zoo Rads/Vets everywhere can benefit from comparative imaging. I’m not sure if it will be open-source or, more likely, ACVR/ZEWDIS membership based.


eaunoway

\#4 in particular is mesmerizing.


WilliamsDesigning

This fish is now in debt $50k


cultchris

Again, this is cool, but the reality for many of us is that this fucking fish has better healthcare than most of America. It floors me every time I see this.


-Carbsaregood-

4th image would look cool framed on a wall as art 🧐


thequantumlibrarian

Hey that fish got a CT scan just like me!


misohungrylongtime

So the fish was swimming funny because he had to fart?!


Natural-Hamster-3998

Damn I want to print and frame some of these images. They're so cool! But I'm weird like that LOL


kevins_child

He really be like 👁️👄👁️


Fridayrules

Evening shift in the ER, anything goes.


bncalado

Would it be possible to share the DICOM fish images? I guess no HIPAA involved. I would absolutely love to have this exam on file!


jamiebbycakes

Unfortunately I only pulled this from their Facebook post, you could attempt to contact the zoo for them to see if they'll share it!


bncalado

Thanks for answering!


filthyxvx

Were you able the find the DICOM?


bncalado

Nop. But I didn't really look into it. If you have better luck please let us know!


UpTop5000

How do you know if a fish is properly sedated?


PM_me_punanis

When he starts to think that the shark in the other is his best friend.


Shankar_0

If I put an octopus in there, would it just be a beak and a blur, or could I make out minute details?


Acceptable_Tie_3927

>octopus All medical imaging devices Made in Japan are factory tested on octopus or giant squid...


harpyLemons

Absolute perfection. There is nothing I wanted to see more than a fish on a perfectly crafted fishholder sponge getting a CT scan because he had to fart


angelwild327

What is the weight limit on that table? That gantry is wild looking... What is the bore size, it looks massive. I want to scan something other than humans when I retire from people radiology.


Extreme_Design6936

Awesome we got the images.


jodikins77

I love this story! 🐠 Thank you for sharing!


MagicCitytx

That's a cool story


THELAST5SAGE

Did the fish have contrast injected? I noticed it says CT angio on the images. If so, I am curious as to how and what type of contrast was used! 🐠🐠🐠


jamiebbycakes

I'm not sure, they didn't provide any other details. The only other thing they initially posted was [a photo of a tech doing a scan.](https://imgur.com/a/MKPwUkp)


browntoe98

Imma need some credit here, u/jaimebbycakes… LOL!


jamiebbycakes

u/vinescoproductions made the initial post, I was just following up with the update with the scans from their Facebook since it popped up on my feed.


browntoe98

I was just playing… I ran across this post the same day as my CT Chest. The robotic voice saying: “Hold your breath.” and the picture of the fish really struck a chord.


chuffberry

I wonder how much medical debt that fish is drowning in now… heh heh


spongytofu

does this violate fishy hipaa


wtfisthepoint

Really cool 😎


motherofdogz2000

Awesome! Many years ago I had intense abdominal pain. Went to ER coz I thot I was dying. After an X-ray they told me I was full of gas. I said, so I’m paying hundreds of dollars for you to tell me I just need to fart? Doc said yep and gave me a med to dissipate the gas in my belly.


Stevenkloppard

You just violated hipaa


alrrobin

Coooooollll


SeattleBrad

So cool. Did the fish put the $5,000 on a credit card?


ProductCharacter4021

Whooaaaa, I always wondered what the follow-up story was! 😲


colin8651

“My fish is sick” Anyone remember that old Red Stripe commercial


Junior-Account6835

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right_on_the_edge

Would have loved a portal venouse phase.


ldawg413

So cool. Thanks for sharing.


DandersUp2

Dory!


BenHogan1971

anyone else get Sopranos, Big Pussy vibes from this?


whattheslark

Small bowel obstruction?


egeersn

is there any way i can get the 2nd pic in full resolution, for a graphic design poster.


jamiebbycakes

Best I can do is give you the direct link to their [Facebook post](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/i44T6Jh3S1FU6Rse/?mibextid=xfxF2i) that I got the images from, sorry!