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Low_Cake_4725

If gaining knowledge means I can also apply it well in practice then, everything art related.


Left_Fillet

R34, that way you'd be a god


InevitableLimp7180

Not a god, just very rich.


Left_Fillet

What's the difference?


furrieskys_alt

common knowledge lmao


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oltehammer

Medicine


TGC_Mazza

Came here to say the same thing


serverhorror

Math


UnicornInCorn

Meth


serverhorror

No, that would be chemistry


professorwn

But math might be symbiotic with meth if you get a good dose


Itchy-Astronomer9500

CHEMISTRY


Smooth-Platypus-2991

![gif](giphy|R3S6MfUoKvBVS)


TokiStark

I'm a chemist. It's not that exciting


Stunning-Sense-6502

Yeah but tbf even all of the greatest chemist combined aren't even marginally close to fully understanding chemistry


jamieperkins999

The universe


f1thopher

Man I feel like gaining knowledge of the universe might explode my being


Some_Random_Android

As someone who has read a lot of Lovecraft, sometimes knowledge into the cosmos isn't such a good thing.


Lemonz4us

Care to elaborate?


TeeTheT-Rex

Lovecraftian horror is a sub genre based on the horrors of the unknowable and incomprehensible more so than basic shock and gore. It’s your own imagination that scares you so much. Don’t read it if existential dread is a problem for you lol.


[deleted]

Look up H.P Lovecraft, specifically Cuthulhu


FingerLow9338

Yeah, I feel the same way. I don't think our human mind is capable of handling that much amount of information. It would be like getting an infinite number of existential crises at once. It would drive anyone insane.


DarkPhoenixDFC

Just saying, we already know that the answer is 42...


blueviper-

So true.


Eat_Carbs_OD

I think you'll find that "the universe" pretty much covers everything


jamieperkins999

Shut up woman get on my horse (god, I hope I understood your reference correctly)


Eat_Carbs_OD

Hahaha never forgot the classics.


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

Languages


PR0Human

Like all 7000 of them?


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

Hell yes. That would be awesome.


Substantial-Two-8347

But then me being so poor I would never be able to travel to use that power.


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

Sure you would. There would be so many jobs that would pay top dollar for a polyglot that knows ALL LANGUAGES.


HALF-PRICE_

Lol look at all the travel that C3PO got to do!


Southern_Rain_4464

As long as your social presence isnt that of an Ogre you could literally name your price. Jet set around.


kaiderson

Could call some embasseys for a chat


PR0Human

It would indeed


piskle_kvicaly

But bear in mind about half of the languages are used by small numbers of people, who would - just out of statistical probabilities - *te-killa-puka* you before you would get halfway through the Papuan highlands.


techno-ninja

I've always said if I had any superpower, it would be to be fluent in every language. My superhero name would be Babel


Me_You_Some1else

All languages not just the spoken ones.


Rasty_lv

fun fact, my wifes friend. she is dumb as a rock in general, yet, somehow all languages just sticks with her. She is latvian, but she also speaks in english, russian, lithuanian, polish, arabic, and Portuguese .


iambutaduq

Precisely what i wanted to say


37337penguin

There's an app for that...


Personal-Tea7226

Stock markets and how to play them


Effective_You_5042

Languages. Knowing every single language in history would be crazy.


Dont_care_about_you

Programming 😉


synystar

Depends on what you intended to do with the knowledge and at what level your understanding is. If it's just syntax then that's probably not very useful because people won't be writing much code in ten years. Instant knowledge of programming at a senior developer level would by necessity come with the benefit of multiple cognitive skills and efficiencies including problem solving, logical and analytical thinking, attention to detail, project management and soft skills like adaptability and creativity. So when the point comes that AI is writing all the code, you're not left with useless knowledge - instead, you still have plenty going for you.


Dont_care_about_you

I'm finishing my MSc in chemistry and only now did i notice my passion for IT. I've been studying a lot of networking, python, java and even planning to continue into bio-informatics so that I can somehow combine my degrees with my passion. However, all these languages and knowledge seem like a whole new universe. I feel like I could study for decades and still know nothing. Hence, my answer :)


synystar

Honestly, ChatGPT was awesome for learning programming several months ago and still is to a good degree. Many people use it for learning Python especially. When they fix the issues (it used to be great but they have made changes that stifled its usefulness) I have no doubt people will use it - or its cousins - to effectively take learning anything to another level. It's capable of making custom courses tailored to your specific abilities and proficiencies when properly prompted. It won't be long before AI revolutionizes education in my personal opinion.


kirbyfan137

Music theory!


Optimal_Age_8459

Music theory only makes sense if applied .... 😁 And you look at it through a historical perspective and a well why on earth should I know and use this one....!  The problem with music theroy is it's taught like .... This is a forth interval C-F This is a augmented forth interval C-F#  Well done you now know intervals Then an exam is like  F# - B Is it a forth  or a augmented  forth   zzzz 💤 Where as really it's like....  You want the most hellbent godforsaken sound in music play and augmented forth. It's so shit sounding it was labelled a tritone and the devils interval....it's excellent if you want to write horror songs metal songs or any song that needs high tension  or disonance .  Here's an example of a song that uses tritones  https://youtu.be/hMBxriQamIU?si=riWRp1zfFG2M9vaE And if you want the most perfect beautiful sound use a forth  or fifth interval instead!  These are called perfect and considered to be heavenly you can write beautiful progressions with  forths and fifths .... Here's example of a song that lends itself heavily to forths  https://youtu.be/z51apErmAuw?si=6kneldeS4SM6vZFr


Evening-Insurance893

Psychology


No_End_1315

Anything and everything about psychology.


[deleted]

How to speed read and take that information in.


PoustisFebo

That is the equivalent of wishing for more wishes. Can't have that. Sorry. Chose another one.


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Not even close! I object! Your honor, this Redditor has zero to little evidence of this reply.


Cowribcage

Objection Sustained


SatanButHotASF

History I need it too I'm terrible at it mostly and I want to become a lawyer. Lots of money has been put into my education already I need to return the favour to my family and honour them as well as started a family.


Jeahn2

Good luck to you


figure8_f8

Time travel


ThisGul_LOL

Imagine you pick that & the only knowledge you gain is “time travel = not possible”


37337penguin

"If only it had worked I could have gone back and picked again... "


Anakhsunamon

selective grandiose sort voiceless innocent frighten cobweb joke insurance decide *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


slickmickeygal

like ALL the knowledge in that subject? i would have to go with medical


Smooth-Platypus-2991

That means you'd know the cure for cancer. Which also means you would unalive yourself with six bullet holes in your back.


Sad-Pizza3737

He commited suicide by shooting himself twice in the back with a shotgun


slickmickeygal

It would be worth it to save all the dogs from getting cancer cause you know it would be ok to test on animals but big pharma would find a reason to never use it on people!


Malparinho

Warren Buffet level understanding of the market and investing


Substantial-Safe1230

I would still need a lot of luck.. the odds of becoming a billionare would still be incredibly low..


OverlordNeb

Plus Warren had a good starting point in that his family was already relatively wealthy and his daddy was a congressman


unclejoe1917

This one trick rich people don't want you to know about how to get rich: "Start out rich"


masterbitch4444

Anything related to my major lol


Smokin-Glory

Philosophy


Hour-History-1513

Finance


SiriuslyItsMe

General geography… my dyscalculia makes it impossible to gain knowledge of where things are and I don’t even manage to picture the world map in my head…


[deleted]

Psychoneuroimmunoendocrinology 🧐


mama__papa

The law


UntoldTemple

Not being stupid


CoolWeakness2025

Playing the piano. I tried to learn as a kid, but my brain just isn't wired that way. I'm quite miffed about it.


literowki

quantum physics i have absolutely zero knowledge in anything science related (maybe except some really really basic math) and this topic seems so interesting to me but i cant get into it bc most of stuff on the internet are boring or bad written and im not enought motivated to follow through


BaseSingle5067

Playing a guitar as I would to be better than utterly useless at it


Josherline

Physics. It’s so damned interesting


No-swimming-pool

Physics


Jaybee20251

Physics


Pff-IdunnoMan-21

I'd want knowledge in the subject of all things unknown.


[deleted]

Software engineering.


DMIDY

Quantum computing.


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[deleted]

Understanding women.


Lunch_Time_No_Worky

It's all your fault. Pretty sure that's all you need to know


[deleted]

Delaying age related cell and body degeneration Being the guy, that cracks the secret to extending life and 'eternal youth', the whole world will be queueing up Probably be able to afford the penthouse in Elon Musk's, Mars condos, with that kind of geetus!! 🤑


mshorts

What women want.


FungadooFred

Not even women know that


PlanetoidVesta

Medical conditions.


DarkPhoenixDFC

Being autistic: Emotions. Everything related to "hints" etc. How to know what someone feels, how to know what someone means. How to read facial expressions etc.


IdiotBearPinkEdition

Everything to do with Abrahamic religions Man, I'd spend my whole life learning about them and never get to the point I want to be at. Fascinating shit


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computer science (i wanna get into ethical hacking)


supriiz

What's going on at Area 51


Pmabbz

Psychological manipulation/ social manipulation. If you're capable of this you can get people to do almost anything for you, sell anything, get jobs, attract a partner with ease, help alter people's bad behaviour, get stuff for free etc etc.


lameazz87

True but you also have to lack empathy. I am very good at psychological manipulation if I NEED to be, and I can spot another manipulator a mile away when no one else can. My issue is that I have too much empathy to actually use it for personal gain. My morals won't allow me to just use people and throw them away, even though I know how to do it.


TungstenChap

Female psychology


Alexboogeloo

![gif](giphy|QtqFUZa9QMCUKN9EQM|downsized)


CXR_AXR

How to be immortal


[deleted]

How to be a pimp to earn passive income.


DancingInAshes0687

Law and manipulation. Because putting in a honest days work isn’t cutting it anymore. You have to be rich and manipulative. And id need the law to keep myself outta jail after manipulating all the rich to make myself rich.


[deleted]

Jesus


tapwayof

It's over there in the fiction section.


ShamefulWatching

Chemistry


SilverSnake00

Languages, programming and psychology.


Alarming_Serve2303

How much knowledge are we talking about?


solve_et_coagula13

Chess. I’ve been playing since November and being good is difficult as fuck!!


RuthlessSpud_11

Business and Finance


BlueLeaderRHT

FAA PPL


hall7889

Taxes


Cleverdaze

Psychology, I wish I started learning it younger. I'd love to meet a person who's into it. They would have to tolerate my ignorance as I have so much to learn lol.


lameazz87

How old are you? It's never too late. There are tons of free resources about psychology. Teaching myself psychology is one of my favorite hobbies. I took 3 psych classes in college and fell in love. However, to make any money in the field, you have to have a masters degree, and I'm not that smart lol. I'm 36 and still learning new things, researching things, ect. I had a wonderful intern therapist once who would pitch me ideas to do research on in my free time because he knew I liked to keep my mind busy and learn more about my own issues.


SQWRLLY1

Complete automotive repair (all makes and models). I'd be able to fix my own car, plus make a little side money helping friends and family.


Difficult_Clerk_4074

Depends, how specific? If it's broad, science If it's specific, then Russian


detroit-doggo0

criminology, it's very fascinating


PuntTheRunt010

The Universe


DarkPhoenixDFC

Easy: 42.


Droid-Man5910

Coding, C in particular


Instantnoodlee

Psychology, I've been extremely interested in it for years but have no intention to ever study, i just wanna know.


BumStretcher

Languages


Dakotaisapotato

Computer science


MelissaAnnLencioni

How to creative-write.


bouncybabygirlfordad

World history


Whiskey36456

History, it’s my weakest subject and one I don’t care for. So learning a lot about what I despise should change my mind and better myself!


Annual-Avocado-1322

If I choose physics do I also gain knowledge of the math involved?


CourtClarkMusic

Foreign languages.


scarfyagain

Being able to just suddenly know a language would be so cool


cburgess7

Helicopters


mynamesnotchom

Car mechanics, I want the knowledge of a mechanic


Adaebisi

Language.


finaltunnel

Finances


dirtdevil70

Talking to and understanding women.


HurriShane00

Stock market. Make millions


Boomer79NZ

Stock trading


MrRogersAE

Detailed information about how to build a faster than light spaceship using today’s technology.


pulsatingyearning

space


ascendrestore

The location of the nearest DeathNote


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

I could speak Aramaic, and REALLY have a good time. Bwaaahahahahaha !


cmfppl

Financial investments


lucythenerd

Maths because I cannot do it 💀


lameazz87

Math. I have been so horrendous at math my entire life. I am great at researching things, I can write papers for days, and I'm good at grammar when it matters. However, math has always been my downfall. I think I may have dyscalculia or something. I'd give anything to be great at math. It's the only thing that has ever stopped me from attaining a university education. I can't pass college level math courses 😢. It's sad because I'm smart in other areas, but you have to have a college math with anything you pursue above an associates degree.


_Meesha_

Jazz


Lonely-Connection-37

Retirement investing


JackORobber

Quantum theory


treeteathememeking

Physics 😔


kruzcombat

Stocks, shares and bitcoin


elkadlub12

Physics! Awesome course on The Great Courses site with Don Lincoln. Love his dry humor. Would love to take it all in…but my brain needs time to process - so if I could just instantly get it - that would be delightful.


TheWeirdOne2

Technology and the way it works and to fix it


goawayjason623

To play every single instrument.


[deleted]

Music


ceesaymo

The quickest way to make billions of dollars.


SeaMindless7297

Is "the winning numbers for the next 100 years of lottery drawings" an acceptable answer?


zhaDeth

physics


richie283

Not sure this qualifies as it's not universal, but how to sleep and lucid dream on command. Would make flying way more fun


ItsRobbyy

Knowledge of perfect learning


MOONLINEXCROSS

Everything that can make me insane amounts of money legally and how to utilize the knowledge without any drawbacks or problems.


mr_muffinhead

Depends. Would it be like all knowledge? Or just a certain level of knowledge? The former, I'd go with stock trading, the latter, I'd probably go with programming / ai


Own_Watercress_8374

I have too much knowledge to remember , feel like only pointless things are left.


Sinistermarmalade

Master’s degree knowledge of accounting. It would make my classes to get the Associate’s degree easier


freeciggies

Stock trading.


tc_cad

Understanding the trends of the stock market.


Limp-Interaction8360

Physics, all its fields


BeenThruIt

Of God. But, I doubt I could handle it. I remember once being in downtown LA and being struck with the realization that God knows more about each one of these individuals than they know about themselves. It was mind-boggling. It made my soul itch. I had to get out of there and away from the thought of it. His knowledge of even a single second of our time is so vast as to be inconceivable.


cripple2493

Languages? Either one, or like understanding the structures of differing languages so I could improv my way through a number of them. You could read so much other stuff than the limited stuff you get as a monolingual


thrownawaz092

How to time travel. Come on y'all, think big


_ogio_

Knowledge of learning, lemme just instalearn everything after reading it once


[deleted]

The total # of natives holocausted in the 3000 years since Moses' cult of Jews invaded and started stealing what is not theirs.


kymilovechelle

Math. I’m terrible at it.


dingo-bingo-king

general contractor knowledge so I don’t have to call my landlord when my sink breaks


Much_life_to_live90

Administration and logistics.


thebeatgotsicko

math.


Tetris5216

Game design


Cat_lady_38

Probably my body and its workings and what is actually wrong with me. Doctors don’t help or even acknowledge my symptoms a lot and I feel like only I can help myself


OneHypnicJerk

I want to say languages, philosophy or psychology but on the other hand I feel like it would be smarter to pick something that would be very useful to know but that isn’t something I’m already interested in and willingly seek out information about all the time as it is. Maybe something I don’t want to spend a ton of time actually learning, but just want to “already know”. So… all things IT?


hrodroxo

All knowledge mathematically


AzuleStriker

How to speak japanese.


All_Gas420

Women. I’m afraid of my wife.


StormyNyx14

Science: all encompassing ☺️


Zero1510

Something medical and then would become doctor or someone in the medical field


Thereareways

Probably what I need to study anyways so I don't need to study anymore and have more free time.


Unable_Answer_179

Mathematics.


PinkMonorail

Computer engineering