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Little do you know your last word set off a decades-long battle between your family and hospital staff for malpractice. "The doctor's a quack! They were his last words!"
I'd go with 'I started a joke' by The Bee Gees..
Nah, not bitter at all - but having that song played at my funeral would make some folks think a bit...
I looked after my partners grandma that we had move in with us because she didn't want to go to hospice. Her very last words on this planet were spoken to me, and they were "oh for fuck sake."
Me? I hope I'm telling my wife and/or son that I love them.
She absolutely was. 88 years old, when he lost her, she ended up burying three of her five children. She said all that she's got left is the flake and the drunk.
She raised my wife from age 12 onward which couldn't have been easy. She owned her own businesses and made her own money and had poodles. So many poodles. It was very poodley.
I've always been a dramatic person. I'd try and sing this song as far as I could go.
"And a now....the end is near. And so I face, the final curtain..."
“Dad!”
Because I want to see my dad (they say some who are dying will see relatives and loved ones who had already passed; it’s like they’re guiding them)
I want a chance to hug my dad one more time before I leave this earth; my dad is the greatest dad ever and I’m hoping that we both can live long, happy lives! He turned 66 this June 1st.
Alright, you're locked up in a prison in Turkey. I have your wallet. The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out is for you to give me your ATM code.
"Forgiven."
Anyone who worried about me being hurt over something they said, did or didn't do, can apply it to themselves and maybe find a little peace and closure.
Or simply, "Tootles."
"Ash-had-du An'a La Ilaha Ila Allah, Wa Ashhadu An'a Muhammadn Rasul Allah" I'm muslim and this is what every muslim will say as their last sentence. It translates to, "“I bear witness that there is no God but Allah (Allah – i.e. there is none worthy of worship but Allah), and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.”
"To find the suitcase, all you gotta, you gotta," I make eye contact with them and smile, "im dead." Then I violently soil the bed. *Then* I flatline, having taken too much exlax.
Fuck. It's my favorite word. I, not purposely, say it every other word. My dad makes me Xmas presents with the word on everything lol. It has so many uses. You just can't go wrong with it.
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Quack. Need the universe to reincarnate me as a Duck so I’m subtlety sending that message out there, and also just practicing
Username mildly checks out
The goal is to be a waterfowl shapeshifter but I don’t want the universe to think I’m greedy
It knows what you want. If you think you're greedy, so will the rest of the system in which you're embedded
Onward
i would argue geese make more of a “honk”
"quack" -riot, on his way to verify bloodbath
Little do you know your last word set off a decades-long battle between your family and hospital staff for malpractice. "The doctor's a quack! They were his last words!"
We might be related
I use fuck accidentally every day so I probably wouldn't even realise its my last word lmao
Bye.
Plethora. I know it would mean a lot.
Believe me, it does!
Holy shit, it’s Robert Downey Jr
Holy shit, it’s Eminem!
💀
Finally!
I feel so validated
I'd go with 'I started a joke' by The Bee Gees.. Nah, not bitter at all - but having that song played at my funeral would make some folks think a bit...
Okay Marcus
Rosebud
Good man ;-))
Dubesor backwards
If you think about it, it’s not too different from saying “Hasbro”.
What level of high inquired you to say this
I looked after my partners grandma that we had move in with us because she didn't want to go to hospice. Her very last words on this planet were spoken to me, and they were "oh for fuck sake." Me? I hope I'm telling my wife and/or son that I love them.
Was that lady as legendary as she sounds?
She absolutely was. 88 years old, when he lost her, she ended up burying three of her five children. She said all that she's got left is the flake and the drunk. She raised my wife from age 12 onward which couldn't have been easy. She owned her own businesses and made her own money and had poodles. So many poodles. It was very poodley.
I would’ve loved to meet her
Totally misread that as BALONEY!
Pspspspsp
seconded
Oops
I've always been a dramatic person. I'd try and sing this song as far as I could go. "And a now....the end is near. And so I face, the final curtain..."
…yes, it was… my way… *dies complete*
Best answer 😂
“Dad!” Because I want to see my dad (they say some who are dying will see relatives and loved ones who had already passed; it’s like they’re guiding them) I want a chance to hug my dad one more time before I leave this earth; my dad is the greatest dad ever and I’m hoping that we both can live long, happy lives! He turned 66 this June 1st.
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAYYY
that's so wholesome
I feel that, my dad will be waiting for me...
BOSCO
You shouldn’t give your code TO ANYONE
Alright, you're locked up in a prison in Turkey. I have your wallet. The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out is for you to give me your ATM code.
FOR KARL
The mission… the nightmares… they’re finally… over
Poor fives
😔
Too soon
probably something like "the gold, its buried where....." and just never speak again until I die
Bit more then 1 word eh
what about “where” and it’s at the end of the sentence “the gold it’s buried where”
Smart man.
I’d love to just mess with all my loved ones - give them some half completed riddle to a geocache or something!
"~ night."
Poetic
“Yeah we’ll, fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke”
Deletemybrowserhistory
"The key to the safety deposit box is....."
This is not one word
YOU'RE not one word
"Another one bites the dust"
The money is in the...
🤣🤣
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Well, here we go again….
Boobs
Peace
Newman
What bus?
i think im gonna shit myself
Brb
Hell na🤣
#"Bruh."
Too. As in I love you, too
same here, ideally.
Or Ditto. Like Patrick Swayz(?) in Ghost.
“Jesus is that you?” If it’s strictly one word though, I think something dumb like “lol”, “yeet”, or just going “weeeeeee”
Sweet release
I hope it's " damn finally , at least I saw it through"
Wanker
"womp womp"
It's buried under a big W.
Lollygag is such a good word. Extremely under used.
"At long last i can rest.....Fuck i forgot someth-!..."
Excelsior
Time to make a final dick joke to prove that I never grew up.
"Bet you im faster than that lion"
uhm fucking finally now pull it
people hate me so i assume id get shot any day
"Rebooting"
And now to begin.
Sorry.
"the sauce is-"
I never came so hard before…
Damn
"Forgiven." Anyone who worried about me being hurt over something they said, did or didn't do, can apply it to themselves and maybe find a little peace and closure. Or simply, "Tootles."
antidisestablishmentarianism
Gazpacho soup
Oof
And done
“I have a box of gold buried in preparation for Covid, it’s in…”
See you tomorrow
Liberation
Alas, -
Finally! (As I take my last sigh with a deep feeling of Relief)
WASTED
"goodbyecruelworld"
Your nipples are so soft!
"Oh yeah btw..." *dies*
So you want a dramatic fuuuuuuuuuck at the end?
Nice
EUREKA!!!
Secret
Bazinga
"Ash-had-du An'a La Ilaha Ila Allah, Wa Ashhadu An'a Muhammadn Rasul Allah" I'm muslim and this is what every muslim will say as their last sentence. It translates to, "“I bear witness that there is no God but Allah (Allah – i.e. there is none worthy of worship but Allah), and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.”
Singing a rendition of Fantine's last words in Les Mis where I sing "tell everyone I love them and I'll see them when I wake."
I love Dave (Will Sasso) last words in Kevin (probably) saves the world so I’m hoping that I’m lucid enough to remember to say that.
recurrence
"a tout le monde, a tous les amis, je vous aime, je doir partir"
Wah-wah-a-Watusi
Roma invicta!
Swallow
Bucket list done. It’s been a hell of a ride
"To find the suitcase, all you gotta, you gotta," I make eye contact with them and smile, "im dead." Then I violently soil the bed. *Then* I flatline, having taken too much exlax.
Ive been keeping something from you all, and Im sorry, but…
"Good night babe, I love you."
"I can see the Matrix now".
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Again
Again?
You or all as in I love you or I love you all
Toink!!!
I don't know, probably something like "at long fucking last"
Dang, idk it just kinda feels fitting for me
Keep your friends… those you love… close to you.
Love you
Watch this guys…
Wow
"Aw crap." and then just die
What bus?
Meat
Or also bazinga
Crashed my car several years ago. Just before I hit the wall I shouted 'oh fuck'. If I died, they would have been my last words.
“Fr?”
Yippee-kay-yay
fraud and let them try to figure who or what is a fraud
Love
fuck
I’d like to think it would be “Finally!” with an enigmatic smile. In reality it will almost certainly be “Oops!”
Oh damn...
nothing worshipped is worthy of worship except Allah.
Shit-fuck
not a word, just screaming until it gets cut off cuz I died. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-😵
Here is why you are a gentleman and a scholar. .https://the-peak.ca/2014/03/why-fuck-is-one-of-the-best-words-in-the-english-language/?amp=1
Pisquatti
Boobs.
“I love you. Thank you for the life we had.” If just one word then… “YEET”.
Lord Jeus Christ, son of God, have mercy on me, a Sinner.
Waiittttt! As though I have some big secret to reveal
What's next?
I just want mine to be I love you all
Thanks
“Such is life”
[my name] So my last words will always be quoted as [my name] ~[my name]
"I owe the sacrifice of a rooster to Asklepios; will you pay that debt and not neglect to do so?"
“You.” with neutral tone. Keep everybody guessing and theorizing.
Fuck. It's my favorite word. I, not purposely, say it every other word. My dad makes me Xmas presents with the word on everything lol. It has so many uses. You just can't go wrong with it.
*moan*
....shit....
Bang
The full scientific name for Titin
"It's" (the Monty Python reference).
Assclot
Freedom is the right of all sentinent being.
Later
Mom
”And” I wanna close on a cliffhanger
I'm Batman
Arrgghh
sleep
Well this is pretty shit
Murder
Getting head in a Chinese resturaunt.
Inevitable