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25% of the time I’m masturbating, it’s outta boredom
25% hormones
25% a mixture of both of the above
The remaining 25% is all of the above, with a pregame added in there
tbh masturbation cues are crazy. A few weeks ago, spent a few days at a friend's house and never once had an urge to masturbate. When I got home and went to bed, I thought "nah this feels weird without masturbating". Last week I spent two days at their place again, and have since stopped masturbating simply because I know about the cues and try to ignore them.
Do they monitor you by any chance?
It's not the first I hear about workplaces having some kind of "no masturbation" rule, but never understood how they enforce without sticking cameras in toilets or something which, depending where you live, would be an offense on part of employer. At least, in theory.
That's the trap bro worst thing you get boored, masterbate, so you lose interest in doing any thing productive or that would give you actual satisfaction
you become a zombie then you get depressed and just thing abt nothing
I feel your pain brother and not being able to start and finish causes more anxiety and depressed feelings that the meds were initially prescribed for.
I used to. Now I'm a home owner. I have ZERO time to be bored. Taking care of this property is a full-time job. I'm not complaining. I love it. But I haven't been bored in two years.
It's definitely a fixer-upper. She's got wonderful bones, but I bought it from an estate sale. The previous owner was in the end stages and hadn't had any maintenance done the whole while she was fighting her malady. And it's old. Everything needs updating. Plus, I work full time with overtime AND run several side hustles (auto repair, site cleanups, tree cutting, lawn care, etc...) so my time is limited. And I'M getting OLD!!! Even fully charged, my battery isn't as big as it once was. I get tired some. So. There ya have it. All problems I was BEGGING to have when I was homeless, broke, and an addict. I remind myself of this every day. I took a broken good for nothing life and built a mini empire for myself with multiple income streams, a comfortable home that needs a LOT of TLC, a job that I love doing for people I actually enjoy being around, a wife that's SOMETIMES happy, and an amazing dog! So it's a good life. It's hard, and I get worn out most days, but I'm close to where I wanna be. So I'm happy.
Yes, but when I’m finished I still have 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 30 seconds to figure out what the fuck else I’m going to do with what remains of my day. 🤷🏽♂️
Only if I'm going to bed soon, it helps me wind down to sleep. It's normally after everyone else goes to bed so I'm sitting downstairs by myself in the dark.
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whenever i would i’d feel dissatisfied afterwards so no, not anymore.
instead i either play a game, even if it’s boring i’ll still play to pass time, or watch youtube.
I was working from home for 3 years. Every week, at least once, just a rub tug for the sake of boredom. Then a nap. Now I'm back at the office, gotta cut it down to once every 2 weeks...
I will think about it but then I will go and make my wife a cup of coffee and a chocolate with a smile and hard on… She usually says “alright then!” Best pass times ever!
Yes. Especially when you do it every night your body gets use to the time of night that you do it. It’s nice to have a little break and only masturbate when you’re horny (it’s so hard though because it feels amazing and is completely free). But I find that way I don’t get addicted and then the orgasms hit better 😆
I miss fapping with a purpose like back in the days, when it's been a few days I didn't and I'm seeing some random magazine cover that shows side/underboobs and suddenly I need it so bad, those were the best
Pretty sure that's a sign of porn addiction.
If you're masturbating just for the hell of it and not because you actually feel like it. Like I know not everyone is addicted to porn but just saying be careful.
I was once a teenager boy in juvy. And that might speak for itself. But we can do better. I was a teenage boy in the *hole* in juvy, with literally nothing to do but fap
Yes. Usually I'm not even horny. It's just to kill time and also out of habit to what I usually do on my weekend. Masturbating to me is half hobby, half chore. Unless a like 2 weeks passes by, then it's absolutely a necessity or else I wouldn't be able to sleep and I'd constantly have a hard on for girls I'd normally wouldn't even be attracted to.
It’s a behaviour that can become habitual. Sometimes I’ll have a cigarette more out of habit than desire……it just feels like the right time to have a smoke……Masturbation is the same way…..sometimes it just feels like the right time to jerk off. I know I have masturbate when I can’t sleep…..which is often…..I don’t have any sexual desires whatsoever I just yank on it cuz I know If I cum I’ll sleep like a baby…….sometimes the wife will wake up and finish me off as a bonus. I totally get how people can masturbate just being bored.😬👍
Yeah sometimes. I do not like it at all, I do not believe in any of the no dap bs but doing it just cuz your are bored makes it a habit. I quit smoking weed and masturbating when bored 7 days ago and even tho the desire still lingers sometimes I don't think I'll come back any time soon.
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25% of the time I’m masturbating, it’s outta boredom 25% hormones 25% a mixture of both of the above The remaining 25% is all of the above, with a pregame added in there
This guy faps.
r/thisguythisguys
tbh masturbation cues are crazy. A few weeks ago, spent a few days at a friend's house and never once had an urge to masturbate. When I got home and went to bed, I thought "nah this feels weird without masturbating". Last week I spent two days at their place again, and have since stopped masturbating simply because I know about the cues and try to ignore them.
That’s some monk typeashit
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My job is so boring but I've been explicitly told to not masturbate there.
_”My job is so boring but I’ve been told not to masturbate there… again”_ (fixed it for you)
Do they monitor you by any chance? It's not the first I hear about workplaces having some kind of "no masturbation" rule, but never understood how they enforce without sticking cameras in toilets or something which, depending where you live, would be an offense on part of employer. At least, in theory.
That's the trap bro worst thing you get boored, masterbate, so you lose interest in doing any thing productive or that would give you actual satisfaction you become a zombie then you get depressed and just thing abt nothing
This explains a lot
Procrastibate
deserves award
Masterprocrastibatur?
Yes
Unfortunately I take anti-depressants that don't allow me to c*u*m. It's oneof the annoying side effects
Don’t give up. Wait until right before your next dose and give it a try.
I feel your pain brother and not being able to start and finish causes more anxiety and depressed feelings that the meds were initially prescribed for.
I used to. Now I'm a home owner. I have ZERO time to be bored. Taking care of this property is a full-time job. I'm not complaining. I love it. But I haven't been bored in two years.
Was it a fixer uper or just enormous? Because to take up 2 years of spare time it's one of those
It's definitely a fixer-upper. She's got wonderful bones, but I bought it from an estate sale. The previous owner was in the end stages and hadn't had any maintenance done the whole while she was fighting her malady. And it's old. Everything needs updating. Plus, I work full time with overtime AND run several side hustles (auto repair, site cleanups, tree cutting, lawn care, etc...) so my time is limited. And I'M getting OLD!!! Even fully charged, my battery isn't as big as it once was. I get tired some. So. There ya have it. All problems I was BEGGING to have when I was homeless, broke, and an addict. I remind myself of this every day. I took a broken good for nothing life and built a mini empire for myself with multiple income streams, a comfortable home that needs a LOT of TLC, a job that I love doing for people I actually enjoy being around, a wife that's SOMETIMES happy, and an amazing dog! So it's a good life. It's hard, and I get worn out most days, but I'm close to where I wanna be. So I'm happy.
Have a upvote friend! “It’s always as well as it is.” -Stevie Ray Vaughan
Back atcha!
Everyday twice a day
Welcome to the club haha. The boredom feels unreal sometimes
Agreed. Fact is it’s every chance I get lol
You can always masturbate with friends. It's fun.
But I don't have one
Absolutely 😉
The more the better
Those are rookie numbers.
Yes, but when I’m finished I still have 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 30 seconds to figure out what the fuck else I’m going to do with what remains of my day. 🤷🏽♂️
What is this? My mind?
Hello darkness my old friend 👀
Yup.
Only if I'm going to bed soon, it helps me wind down to sleep. It's normally after everyone else goes to bed so I'm sitting downstairs by myself in the dark.
No, I smoke weed instead
Weed makes me horny so it was always a viscous cycle
Same here. I few puffs and sometimes the urge is insatiable.
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Relatable
Sometimes yeah
All the time
whenever i would i’d feel dissatisfied afterwards so no, not anymore. instead i either play a game, even if it’s boring i’ll still play to pass time, or watch youtube.
I was working from home for 3 years. Every week, at least once, just a rub tug for the sake of boredom. Then a nap. Now I'm back at the office, gotta cut it down to once every 2 weeks...
I get bored masturbating now....that I decide to sleep rather than to keep beating my meat.
What do you think I opened Reddit for
I will think about it but then I will go and make my wife a cup of coffee and a chocolate with a smile and hard on… She usually says “alright then!” Best pass times ever!
Fuck, that’s a good idea
My plumbing no longer works, so masturbation is not an option.
My mom's gonna be so pissed
Vicious cycle of depression but you can get out of it.
Do you not?
Absolutley
yessir
I didn't realize it's already 10 pm *wanks away*
I used to. I can't now thanks to my medication. But at least I'm happy.
yes
Yes.
Absolutely
Yes
Twice or more a day when I'm bored or alone, I don't have anything else to do
Abso-fruitly
Gone no fap for a bit so no
Nope.
Most of time
Yes. Especially when you do it every night your body gets use to the time of night that you do it. It’s nice to have a little break and only masturbate when you’re horny (it’s so hard though because it feels amazing and is completely free). But I find that way I don’t get addicted and then the orgasms hit better 😆
Being retired with a lot of spare time you can certainly get bored. Unfortunately 5 minutes doesn’t take up a big portion of the day.
Yes.
Yep. 😬
Nah, the urge will come often enough on its own
A bit more complicated, but sometimes I do it just to get it over with so I can concentrate on something else.
Yup
Possibly but I need to cut back hard
Have you tried crack?
I miss fapping with a purpose like back in the days, when it's been a few days I didn't and I'm seeing some random magazine cover that shows side/underboobs and suddenly I need it so bad, those were the best
gosh! this indeed is so random! 😂
I was today years old when I realized everyone didn’t fall asleep this way
Yes
You guys masturbate just to pass time.... wow I can I know why people call it unhealthy because if you only do it when you are bored that's not good
No mastubation ruined my life so I’m never doing it again
Thinking of it rn bc I’m bored actually
Most the time
Pretty sure that's a sign of porn addiction. If you're masturbating just for the hell of it and not because you actually feel like it. Like I know not everyone is addicted to porn but just saying be careful.
Anal count too.?
Daily
That’s the best time to do it
Anxiety
I was once a teenager boy in juvy. And that might speak for itself. But we can do better. I was a teenage boy in the *hole* in juvy, with literally nothing to do but fap
Oh, my sweet summer child…
Yes for years,still a teen if turned on
Hell yea.
This is the way :3 lol jk Chasing the happy chemicals in my brain.
Yes. Usually I'm not even horny. It's just to kill time and also out of habit to what I usually do on my weekend. Masturbating to me is half hobby, half chore. Unless a like 2 weeks passes by, then it's absolutely a necessity or else I wouldn't be able to sleep and I'd constantly have a hard on for girls I'd normally wouldn't even be attracted to.
Yeah, crazy how fast it makes time fly by.
This is automatically making me think of that Green Day song.
It’s a behaviour that can become habitual. Sometimes I’ll have a cigarette more out of habit than desire……it just feels like the right time to have a smoke……Masturbation is the same way…..sometimes it just feels like the right time to jerk off. I know I have masturbate when I can’t sleep…..which is often…..I don’t have any sexual desires whatsoever I just yank on it cuz I know If I cum I’ll sleep like a baby…….sometimes the wife will wake up and finish me off as a bonus. I totally get how people can masturbate just being bored.😬👍
This is never a good idea, if you do anything else, you will overdo it and one day you will pay the price
Yes.
When I was younger all the time
No
Probably
i masturbate when i can’t sleep sometimes, it helps me fall asleep so fast
Yes 😂😂
No I play roblox bingo because I’m not a fucking nerd and wanna shove my competition outta the way of my winning chances
its not even boredom at this point. it has become a compulsion tbh.
4 times a day man
Yeah sometimes. I do not like it at all, I do not believe in any of the no dap bs but doing it just cuz your are bored makes it a habit. I quit smoking weed and masturbating when bored 7 days ago and even tho the desire still lingers sometimes I don't think I'll come back any time soon.
no? yall sad af