Maybe it’s the best they can do 🤷🏻♀️ they might not be accomplished chefs yet but with some encouragement, I’m sure they’ll be able to get better at cooking like most people do over time.
Very true, I was just being an idiot. I’m going to put a plate on here soon and can’t wait to get absolutely obliterated by everyone. All part of the game 😂
My mother in law does this but hers are maris piper, the smaller ones get roasted whole and the bigger ones cut in half only. I get like 5 entire maris pipers on a plate, probably a kilo of roast spuds and it’s awesome.
I feel this deserves an update. First of all, the credit score comment won and I couldn't ask for more roast.
Also I was aiming at a healthier option of a 'roast' having to lose some pregnancy pounds and craving a roast for over a week. The Yorkies are frozen and I'm guilty as charged, the 'packet chicken' is a fresh, pan fried chicken breast, and it did not cross my mind that the meat has to be roasted for the meal to class as a roast. I'm not British but this was an extremely funny learning curve !
Not British...you should have said...! In that case fair enough good effort considering what you were trying to limit calories etc. I will stop the process of finding you and having your British nationality removed in court proceedings using this post as all the evidence we would need to make you stateless.....
You should make your own Yorkshires. So easy. When I was young we had the Yorkshire puddings first before the main meal. In leaner times, this was done so you would fill up on them as meat was very expensive. Try making some it’s fun. I’m from Yorkshire btw.
Unless you’re American apparently. It caused me much confusion when people talked about putting their roast in the slow cooker. Apparently it’s a cut of meat over there!
Points for roast veg is high and the veg looks lovely! I love char on my broccoli and carrots also i love roast parsnip. The rest of it i am going to ignore ❤️
Looks like a half arsed microwave job.
Use a whole chicken, not breasts from a packet with no skin, gravy looks like it came from a tap after some roadworks,
Spuds are frozen jobs so you should have your passport confiscated for that and the Yorkshire's are supposed to go with beef and whatever these are should stay at the freezer in Morrisons where you got them.
5/10 for appearance
1/10 for effort.
Shite
I'd still eat it, but I'd be judging you.
Edit: just read you aren't British so you get a pass for attempting it, a mug of milky tea or a pint of equally warm beer with no head and you'd have got bonus points.
Yes, gravy is a problem. But that’s the easiest thing to fix. I can make a good gravy but getting the veg looking that good? That takes effort and experience - really good shot bro, looks delish
4.3/10
Gravy looks shocking. Why are the roasties whole? Frozen yorkshires? Veggies could be better. Meat is clearly not roasted. Would eat it if there was nothing else.
Did you make the Yorkshire Puddings yourself and are those chicken breasts? If so, not a roast unless you cooked them on the whole chicken. Veg looks good though.
That’s oven chicken breast. Where’s the rest of the chicken? Gravy too thin, too much broccoli, aunt bessies yorkies and don’t get me started on those spuds.
American here and love the British roasts. Just asking, doesn't the protein need to be actually roasted?
Now I am a southerner and I also find the lack of gravy to be a major problem.
The Yorkshire also looks frozen.
--Confused Yank
I'm sorry, but what are those potatoes? Mini jackets! You left the skin on! And the gravy looks worse than after I've had a dodgy kebab! You know you can put more than one teaspoon of gravy granules in what I can only presume is the 2 litres of water you used to make it. And you could have at least roasted a joint or a whole chicken and not used Iceland frozen chicken breasts that look as if they are boiled or, at best, microwaved.
I'm so disappointed I'm going to give you a miffed British head wobble.
Potatoes are -5, those cake things are cancelled and the veg needed longer.
Those dry chicken things needed cooking on the carcass not from a packet.
Post pub roast.
That gravey looks weaker than my credit score
If you’re in student debt that you never pay off then OP will never recover.
Whole roast potatoes? Aunt Bessies? Packet chicken? Pathetic
Right? Why are they posting that shit. Might as well be a roast dinner out of a can
Maybe it’s the best they can do 🤷🏻♀️ they might not be accomplished chefs yet but with some encouragement, I’m sure they’ll be able to get better at cooking like most people do over time.
Very true, I was just being an idiot. I’m going to put a plate on here soon and can’t wait to get absolutely obliterated by everyone. All part of the game 😂
Also barely roasted vegetables. They look like they’ve been in for ten minuets.
Ten minuets? That's a lot of french dancing before a roast.
Okay but whole roast potatoes are fine.
Get thee behind me satan
My mother in law does this but hers are maris piper, the smaller ones get roasted whole and the bigger ones cut in half only. I get like 5 entire maris pipers on a plate, probably a kilo of roast spuds and it’s awesome.
I feel this deserves an update. First of all, the credit score comment won and I couldn't ask for more roast. Also I was aiming at a healthier option of a 'roast' having to lose some pregnancy pounds and craving a roast for over a week. The Yorkies are frozen and I'm guilty as charged, the 'packet chicken' is a fresh, pan fried chicken breast, and it did not cross my mind that the meat has to be roasted for the meal to class as a roast. I'm not British but this was an extremely funny learning curve !
Not British...you should have said...! In that case fair enough good effort considering what you were trying to limit calories etc. I will stop the process of finding you and having your British nationality removed in court proceedings using this post as all the evidence we would need to make you stateless.....
>it did not cross my mind that the meat has to be roasted for the meal to class as a roast Lmfao, if you were British, I would flame hard 🤣
I’m American and understand a roast means roasted meat. What did OP think “a roast” was??
I think maybe just all the components... Other than the roast meat 🤣
Not British? How the heck did you take the literally worst cooking tradition on earth and actually make it look worse?
You should make your own Yorkshires. So easy. When I was young we had the Yorkshire puddings first before the main meal. In leaner times, this was done so you would fill up on them as meat was very expensive. Try making some it’s fun. I’m from Yorkshire btw.
Oh, NOW I get it! This is the *baby's* portion!
It can only be a roast if you roast the chicken! That's just fillets and veg.
Unless you’re American apparently. It caused me much confusion when people talked about putting their roast in the slow cooker. Apparently it’s a cut of meat over there!
It's a cut of beef that is usually roasted. It's never a cut of chicken.
Not enough gravy, no roast potatoes, parsnips are evil
Parsnips are what? Ah, user name checks out. Those parsnips are evil they'll be great once they've been roasted.
Parsnips are the devil’s work.
Satan tastes better honneyed
This is indeed a poor looking roast, but leave the parsnip hate out of it. They’re amazing when roasted right - nutty, sweet and healthy.
Hey i love honey parsnips thats what i was saying
If i Roast your Roast then, your Roast will be too Roasted because you already had Roasted it. I would eat that as is😋.
Points for roast veg is high and the veg looks lovely! I love char on my broccoli and carrots also i love roast parsnip. The rest of it i am going to ignore ❤️
3/10 I'm afraid. And only 3 because you do have roasters and yorkies
Gravy looks like it dribbled out my arse after a heavy night of drinking
I’m not going to roast it if you can’t even be bothered to!
Wrong tatties and where is the chicken skin?!
Carrots and parsnips need a little longer but looks belting, definitely would scran 👌
Roast chicken without stuffing is like rhubarb without custard
Not really a roast if you use those shite yorkshires.it’s also a Friday you maniac
Where is your mashed potato boy
Roast your roast? I can’t actually see anything to roast about it - it looks pretty damn good in my opinion
It looks good to my American eyes? Does that count as a roast?
Looks delicious.
Looks lazy, get a job roast!
Please tell me those are parsnips and not potatoes. Oh, and please tell me you used some sort of seasoning.
It actually looks pretty good to me so idk lol
No...I shall eat it!
Love the look of the puds ♥️
I take of points for the weak gravy and store bought yorkshires. Also needs stuffing. 6/10
Bros food is more shittier than my nan's
Recipe for the pudding?
Veg, roast potatoes, Yorkshires and chicken on a fry-up! Are you insane?
It has flaws, but i'd eat it.
Hate when I spill my cola all over the roast.
Bleak
No mash, no stuffing, no pigs in blankets you're going to hell
That’s a poor effort. Watery gravy. Dry yorkshires. Whole spuds. More veg than Tesco grocery isle. It barely qualifies as a roast tbh.
6/10
What part of this roast is roasted?
Thats bonza.
It's a council estate chicken dinner. A roast it is not.
Looks like a half arsed microwave job. Use a whole chicken, not breasts from a packet with no skin, gravy looks like it came from a tap after some roadworks, Spuds are frozen jobs so you should have your passport confiscated for that and the Yorkshire's are supposed to go with beef and whatever these are should stay at the freezer in Morrisons where you got them. 5/10 for appearance 1/10 for effort. Shite I'd still eat it, but I'd be judging you. Edit: just read you aren't British so you get a pass for attempting it, a mug of milky tea or a pint of equally warm beer with no head and you'd have got bonus points.
Yes, gravy is a problem. But that’s the easiest thing to fix. I can make a good gravy but getting the veg looking that good? That takes effort and experience - really good shot bro, looks delish
Bloody chicken looks dryer than grandmas breast milk
Well you defo aren’t northern
Aaaawesome
this is the food that turned me into a picky eater
4.3/10 Gravy looks shocking. Why are the roasties whole? Frozen yorkshires? Veggies could be better. Meat is clearly not roasted. Would eat it if there was nothing else.
7.5/10
Not enough meat toomuch other crap
I can’t tell what those two round, concave objects on the left side of the plate are. They just don’t look like food sorry
Cromulent roast
Looks delish and healthy
According to Lewis Hamilton this is the reason Britain has great F1 racing drivers. A proper Roast for dinners.
😌
Yum
Should have made your own Yorkshire’s
You leave the skin on your spuds?
Nice.
Not too bad - looks like it has some seasoning on it which is a must!
Terrible effort- not even sure how you overcook broccoli to have burnt ends but that’s quite the achievement
It looks like it’s been roasted too much already
Did you make the Yorkshire Puddings yourself and are those chicken breasts? If so, not a roast unless you cooked them on the whole chicken. Veg looks good though.
Proper good looking
Frozen Yorkshire’s, crappy potatoes, minimal veg and white meat. Could be a Toby Carvery
Looks like a buffet plate at an old folk’s home
Ok Ima go way off base but I think it looks delicious!! Maybe it's cause I'm american but I don't see anything wrong with it...kinda jealous actually
I love making homemade Yorkshire puddings 🤤🤤
If you can't stand a fork up in the gravy it's too thin
Now I'm hungry
It’s not roast.
How can you have a roast without roast potatos?
The meat doesn't even look roasted!
Looks quite healthy! Hope you enjoyed. 7/10
perfect!!
😂
That’s oven chicken breast. Where’s the rest of the chicken? Gravy too thin, too much broccoli, aunt bessies yorkies and don’t get me started on those spuds.
You can't pan-fry two chicken breasts and front that it's a roast. Fucking liberties here
The yellow carrots are nasty, taste like perfume!
Where are the potatoes? Surely not those round balls at the back?!
Who in their right mind does not make gravy pools in the the Yorkies
Iceland special.
Really
American here and love the British roasts. Just asking, doesn't the protein need to be actually roasted? Now I am a southerner and I also find the lack of gravy to be a major problem. The Yorkshire also looks frozen. --Confused Yank
Where's the fucking mass pOtatos?
Where is the roast?
The chicken is so basic it orders plain at nandos
The log I laid this morning looks more appetising than that
The plate looks tiny or the broccoli florets are enormous
Weak gravy- awful
What’s that liquid on your plate
Where are the roast taties? The gravy has the consistency of water too. Needs a couple of butchers thick old English or Cumberland sausages too.
It'd be nice if you added gravy and not beef stock.
Have you roasted it yet? I’m waiting my turn
Butter my arse! I cannot wait to see the expertly done roasts that the people commenting here will no doubt post in the near future haha
That gravy looks anorexic
No stuffing 2 fucking roasties no sprouts no cauliflower no carrot + turnip mashed together no mashed potato so overall that roast dinner is shite
Tbf having no sprouts and carrot+turnip mashed together is a good thing
No mustard 😩
0/10 for having it on the WRONG DAY. It’s fish & chips on Friday
I'm sorry, but what are those potatoes? Mini jackets! You left the skin on! And the gravy looks worse than after I've had a dodgy kebab! You know you can put more than one teaspoon of gravy granules in what I can only presume is the 2 litres of water you used to make it. And you could have at least roasted a joint or a whole chicken and not used Iceland frozen chicken breasts that look as if they are boiled or, at best, microwaved. I'm so disappointed I'm going to give you a miffed British head wobble.
Minus points for frozen yorkies
Potatoes are -5, those cake things are cancelled and the veg needed longer. Those dry chicken things needed cooking on the carcass not from a packet. Post pub roast.
I can't get on board with the lack of proper roast potatoes.
Are those new potatoes with brown water?
Where is the rest of it?
2/10
No peas, No swede mash, No cauliflower, hardly a Roast Dinner!!
Probably tastes fine, but it’s not a real roast, at least your roasted the carrots. 6/10
Chicken is dryer than tha SAHARA DESERT 🏜️ 🐪
Your gravy seem anemic
Sad and pale sorry
Only one kind of potato? And your gravy is thin AF. 2/10
Somebody seems to have pissed on it
What the hell happened to that meat? Did you just peel a McDonald’s chicken sandwich?
Smash
Why is it served on a tea plate? Where are the other 18 potatoes?
Can’t. Hungry.
Screams I voted labour
looks amazing I want :)