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AtheistCarpenter

Be kind, because you see "it turns out shoes have soles"


Hefty_BeaR_3394

Love that story.


mister-world

Hang on. How did they open the car door?


AtheistCarpenter

😂😂😂


Starkiler512

Don't they have something with a Cuban heel.or crepe sole?


Desperate_Hornet3129

Good question Cat.


spacesuitguy

Such a 2X4B thing to wear.


Velbalenos

Why didn’t someone tell me this before I put the smegging boots on?!


Mid-Delsmoker

1167 deaths….I would have remembered!


No_Mushroom3078

O that.


No_Mushroom3078

I can’t wear these! I’m a hologram. That has been accounted for. (Like that did not explain anything about how this would work on Rimmer)


Altruistic_Shame_487

Clearly they had holo-shoes for Rimmer once he was detected.


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

I'm the only hologram allowed on this ship!


mister-world

Best sci-fi hand-wave until Worf only managed to say "I was at the Khitomer Station..." and then got interrupted by wedding festivities and that was it, he was just in the movie now, no further questions at this time thank you


Psychoweasel316

Are those Robocop's foot design? Looks similar.


UnsavouryRacehorse

[They are indeed!](https://www.yourprops.com/robocop-screen-used-feet-and-original-movie-prop-Robocop-2-1990-YP44146.html)


Mohecan69

Oh mah god... his head burst! I don't wanna live, somebody please... shoot me in the head! 🤣


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Probably, Kanye west !.


EnchantedWood1981

You beat me to it, but looking at the ankles it’s more likely to be Bianca…


zwober

Im more wondering if there is a bowl of petunias on the opposite foot from the whale. Aand im so tempted to get that done myself.


Stoke-me-a-clipper

Hey, no matter how blind drunk you are, they'll always get you home!


No_Protectiondaddy

They look very uncomfortable, they would kill Mr feet


Sallymander

That carpet looks an extremely low quality texture.


Desperate_Hornet3129

I think they are for Kryten, you git.