Bob Marley, working like a donkey -Give it away

This is the best one

Parallel Universe - Salted Cheese

mmmmmmmmmmmm...... salted cheese

TIL its not salted cheese

I still sing this even though it's cheeks.

My willy's well - This Velvet Glove. This came after hearing 'I'm so horny, that's OK my willy's good' in Nirvana - Lithium a few days earlier. Horrendous.

Wait its not "im so horny"? Ive thought this all my life. What really is it please

It is "I'm so horny". The misheard lric is " my will is good" not willie

I thought the exact same for both songs 😂

I always thought it said dong ding, dang dang, dang ding , dong dang do Can't belive all along it was Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang

I used to think that in Death of a Martian he said “Chase lizards, bark at dumb kids” instead of bark at donkeys….

"Cinderella, the chance of a lifetime" - Universally Speaking

Diet cheese ice cream. -soul to squeeze

I'm laughing so hard but I have no idea where in the song this one is for you

I had to go re-listen and think I figured it out! About 1:10 in..."With all the DYIN' TREES, I SCREAM"

That's gotta be it, I'm laughing even harder now

i was rolling on the floor when i read this lol

You say hello and then I say I do!

That is the lyrics is it not?

It is. https://rhcpifyouhavetoask.blogspot.com/2009/11/red-hot-chili-peppers-californication.html?m=1 Then again if you Google, some sites write "I say adieu" for some obscure reason, which doesn't even sound the same.

By The Way - Black Jack, dope dick, pawn shop, quick pick. I thought it was Black Jack, top tip, pork chop, crumpet 😂😂😂

now i can't unhear it lol

PORK CHOP😭😭😭

I always thought it was odd I just never thought to verify if it was correct 😂😂😂

Song: Snow (Hey Oh) Actual: Deep beneath the cover of another perfect (wonder) Misheard: Deep beneath the cover of another pervert.

this is what basically sums up reddit at this point lol

“Me oh my oh me and i-o Freer than a bird 'cause were rockin' yo pie hole Around the world I feel dutiful Take a wipe 'cause life is beautiful” is how i heard it for years lol. around the world is such a fucking banger tho.

r/ihadastroke

When Under the Bridge came out, I thought he said “Take me to the place I love, take my yard away”. I was 5

Caught my husband singing “fly a-way on my CELL PHONE…” Yes he knew the song title

LOL im about to wake my husband up from laughing omg

Most the time it actually is the crazy lyric I hear it as

I've used to hear "there's a long penis in my throat" in naked in the rain lmao

 **i am crying**

Scar tissue - Long live you

Aquatic Mouth Dance - "Or should i just say fuck it amd we ball" at the end istead of "and we go"

The choir at the end of Under the Bridge, they sing “under the bridge downtoooown” I always thought they sung “ dooont waist your tiiiiime” And I still hear it if I don’t mentally correct myself!

I thought this when I was little. I still hear it that way sometimes when the song is stuck in my head.

Pink as Floyd. “Do you feel the spark, when you play the part, soup for start?” Heard it that way for quite some time. Didn’t really question it because Anthony throwing in a line about ordering an appetizer seemed pretty on-brand.

Time to tell them all, with no here’s my horse

Live version of throw away you television outro... Pretty sure now it's "I said don't you ever leave" there was me thinking "I said don't kill Wales please".... -_-

Knowing AKs love for the ocean..ur not wrong. He would say that.

My best friend thought the lyric 'with the birds I'll share' was 'my cousin's shed' 😂

The classic example of a misread lyric is "with the burger shed" instead of with the birds I'll share

A tiny storm in your teacup brews. 🤣

Not so strange, but for years I heard a line in C'mon Girl as "Some people do it by the book, but i prefer to go by FAIRY TALE". Devastated to find he says "go by feel, tell me". Fit better the first way imho :(

In the longest wave A seamless little team and then we tanked I guess we're not so sacrosanct The tip of my tongue against your taint The wave is here


Here upon the Nile where she died, All I ever..... Deep inside the cave you're knocking high All I ever wanted was your light! It didn't make sense to me, but I loved Dosed anyway.

Knock me down: if you see me getting high, if you see me getting by

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that sounds like any typical neighbor in my town lol

cemetery where I married the thief. being my being my being my being my friends. under the bridge downtown, I could not get it up.

being my friends sounds like someone who is the weirdest of the friend group would try to do

I thought universally speaking was universe of this sweet king 😭

Bob Marley, Throwing at a Armpit

Guys this post is going to give AK ideas 😏😏😭

In By The Way, it’s “… singing songs to me beneath the marquee of her soul”. I always thought it was “over sold”. Like, the marquee refers to a show that has been sold out.