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SomeDuderr

Rich is going bald, Jay is growing even more hair, Mike is doing neither.


Teppo_Duunari

Mike's hairline has been receeding for the past 15 years but still hasn't receeded at all in the last 15 years


Proser84

I definitely feel that. Lost some hair in the front in my mid-20's and now pushing 40 and it's still the same.


Emperors_Finest

We live in a time where Rich is getting in shape, and Mike is the fat one


Teppo_Duunari

Mike is in a way better shape than he was 10 years ago. He used to have a huge belly.


Peter_Mansbrick

In the recent "doing things badly" video mike expresses disdain towards cats.


No-Transition4060

Not conclusive either way, the only people more disdainful about cats than cat haters is cat owners


Comprehensive-Use375

True. But I think he said something like "I don't own any of those filthy animals" when he was trying to figure out how to do a cat purr.


AdHorror7596

You said "I think" but you are correct, he did say that he didn't own any of those "filthy" animals.


Peter_Mansbrick

Fair point.


46110010

He frequently expresses disdain for the elderly, yet he loves Rich Evans.


aseriesoftubes337

Yes, but that is just his baseline


sgthombre

"Jay and Rich are like poets, you know, like Shelley or Byron, or people like that. The two totally distinct types of visionaries, it’s like fire and ice, and I feel my role in the channel is to be kind of the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water."


underradarlover

Woah Mike said that?


sgthombre

Yeah back when he was a bassist in a metal band


West_Introduction_95

Hell yeah. RLM has surprisingly never touched on Christopher Guest.


BrassButtonFox

They really do have a great podcast.


santathe1

There’s this famous guy that would be a great guest to their podcast, sadly he’s said that he’ll never do podcasts…except all the times he’s done it.


lowerdel

what’s a podcast?


syphilis_sandwich

Oh, one more. Rich is very vocal and expressive, while Jay is dry and reserved. Mike is mostly dry but has some great over-the-top moments.


zorbz23431

You're right he does look like Denzel Washington


[deleted]

Rich is obviously a nerd. Jay is a covert, stealth nerd. Mike's nerdiness is not revealed until you get to know him


BonesSawMcGraw

Jay got skinny and rich got fat then skinnier. Mike got fat and stayed fat Or perhaps: rich has diabetes, jay does not. Mike is keen on developing diabetes soon.


dangerousbob

I do like how they have different taste and will challenge each other. Though Rich Evan’s doesn’t challenge anyone because he is perpetually defeated.


Laxhoop2525

They are the modern three stooges.


[deleted]

Was the 3d review real? Wasn't it just a reupload of the original episode 1 review?


syphilis_sandwich

There are a few surprises thrown in there...


TrueButNotProvable

Mike = Ego, Jay = Superego, Rich = Id. It's the Freudian trio, like Kirk, Spock and McCoy.


randomclipguy

Rich can't speak, Mike speaks too much.


TheRickBerman

Certainly some of the recent film reviews needed Rich to balance things out. The absolute dross the guys praise in their recaps! Dear me!


qpooqpoo

Since you're obviously so obsessed with these people, why don't you try to ask one out on a date? If you're a dude, I don't think they'd be opposed to some homo action.


Extreme-Flan742

it is creepy how some people on here are so obsessed with these guys


JPumpkinhead1991

Jay has the worst takes because he just uses some shit he read on the internet to justify them. Rich and Mike are capable of giving their own unique takes on something. You can tell Jay is just parroting the internet echo chamber a lot of the time


[deleted]

lol no


JPumpkinhead1991

lol yes. I've never once heard him come up with an original take. He just remembers facts.


JohnseGamer

>He just remembers facts. "This reminds me of that episode of Star Trek TNG..." \-Mike Hack Fraud Stoklasa


aseriesoftubes337

Have you ever considered that sometimes people can independently reach the same conclusion? Sometimes being genuine does not lead you to being original, especially in relation to something that has already been over analyzed. The take that Romeo and Juliet is really about how strawberry ice cream assassinated arch duke Ferdinand is a more original one than it being about some horny doomed teenagers, but not better


beartrap025

Respectfully, no. I feel like I'm closer to Jay than Mike or Rich on taste in movies, but he continues to surprise me. He hated The Whale. I absolutely loved it.


Jecoro

What a stupid fucking take.


JPumpkinhead1991

Go fuck yourself


JPumpkinhead1991

Go fuck yourself


Jecoro

I will not, but may I offer an alternative? Have you considered dying mad about it? It's really the best option.


JPumpkinhead1991

Good one?


doscia

ur a little pee pee piss myself baby


JPumpkinhead1991

😦


Dettelbacher

The hack/fraud dialectic.


throw123454321purple

Well, Mike is the Equalizer if you mean he tends to attract the angry elderly demographic.


CLearyMcCarthy

Jay isn't allowed to have cats anymore :/