Your team is so good they have to stop you from playing

That’s what coaches see on their schedule when they get fired

Unfortunate that you will miss the playoffs with an undefeated 0-0-0 record. I guess your team went on strike.

What are the odds

Stocker was sending death threats to the other teams and they forfeited lol.

Ahh yes pressing esc on the welcome to retro bowl screen

Felicia?

Brother how

bye year, nice