>Y’all make white supremacists question their beliefs
You're welcome. ([source](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/RoastMe/comments/1awg5mu/roast_us_do_your_worst/))
>Y’all make white supremacists question their beliefs
Here you go. ([source](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/RoastMe/comments/1awg5mu/roast_us_do_your_worst/))
Start with These are typical middle class suburban white kids who rejected their parents religion/ political ideology and are now in some kind of semi-expensive art college. They look too clean to be street urchins and there’s too much light left in their eyes to be stage 4 drug addicts. Back in the day we called them poseurs. You can tell because they’re really trying to look alternative but the shoes, jewelry and recently cut hair is a dead giveaway. Homeboy on the left is wearing a David Yurman bracelet which is a $400 item. Probably borrowed from his sister, on the right, or mom. These two are educated and their look is not so far gone that they can’t clean up well when mom and dad need them to go to a family wedding. But on the side they’re probably going to regional burning man type events and living that art school lifestyle where they pretend to be starving artists but it in fact have some sort of financial safety net.
Don’t knock those gummers. The best bj I ever got AND the only time I ever put a condom on for a bj was from a toothless knock that didn’t have any money. Straight up took her dentures out and went to work. She could’ve sucked a medicine ball through a metal straw.
I mean...I could go for the obvious panhandler opioid addict couple vibes you exude...but I'm more shocked that dude has...only *one* key. That is honestly the most uncanny fucked up thing I've ever seen here and I've seen a lot of freak shows pass through.
What fucking lunatic only has *one* key? Unless...are you guys actually just living in a storage unit near the corner you both give blow jobs for smack??
The other thing off here is she doesn't have any visible tatoos. WTF? I would expect her to have full sleeves. Verdict: Posers, complete and total posers, both of them.
She’s rejecting society and she got the starter pack:
Shit fringe with dodgy mullet ☑️
No bra ☑️
Generic 70s groupie wannabe clothes from goodwill ☑️
Loser boyfriend whose new-wave-synth-punk-metal band is **totally** gonna make it big any day now ☑️
Holy shit I forgot about that band. Accurate description but I loved that band [Fishbone ](https://youtu.be/59_FivvLXgA?si=xGHmzvX21Gd4dcJi)
how can both of you look like you can do better? He looks like someone that would buy stock in a bankrupt towel store and she looks like someone who would give an angry dry hand-job to someone that bought stock in a failing towel store.
Why wasn't this mentioned earlier?! Immediately noticed the "5 fingers" toe shoes. I used to work at an REI type store when they were popular and absolutely hated everything about them.
The chick on the left hasn't washed her feet for years. No those aren't shoes, just muck and dead skin. The chick on the right loves to lay down on her stomach, sling her tits behind her back, and go down on those toes.
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Hahahaha
Two muppets enjoying the last few hours of their “human” potion.
Repost that as a standalone comment, one of the most creative roasts here
😭
this made me crack 😂
Speaking of Crack, where's their dealer.
Ronnie and snide
Oh god it’s gone what did it say?!
>Y’all make white supremacists question their beliefs You're welcome. ([source](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/RoastMe/comments/1awg5mu/roast_us_do_your_worst/))
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Mods is bitch
Fucking nuked them from orbit lmao
Post is no longer there. What did it say
I forgot the exact wording but it was something like you make white supremacists embarrassed
This is the best one
What did it say?
>Y’all make white supremacists question their beliefs Here you go. ([source](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/RoastMe/comments/1awg5mu/roast_us_do_your_worst/))
I get “smells like cat pee” vibes.
looks like if Kurt survived the gunshot
But which one is Kurt?
stop you'll kurt their feelings
It's the Kurtains.
Boffum
Looks like half the shell hit Courtney
Is that what happened to that chick's hair? I was guessing that Michael J Fox was her hairdresser.
Sweet Jesus
r/murderedbywords
*12 gauge
WILD
Dudes wearing toe shoes unironically. I don't even know where to start
How many awful trends can any one person glom onto? This couple says “hold my kombucha”
Couple? Aren't they siblings? Rolllllll
Ethically non monogamous siblings….
Same thing where they’re from
the kombucha line is 100%
Gluten free organic kambucha
"smells like kombucha"
Start with These are typical middle class suburban white kids who rejected their parents religion/ political ideology and are now in some kind of semi-expensive art college. They look too clean to be street urchins and there’s too much light left in their eyes to be stage 4 drug addicts. Back in the day we called them poseurs. You can tell because they’re really trying to look alternative but the shoes, jewelry and recently cut hair is a dead giveaway. Homeboy on the left is wearing a David Yurman bracelet which is a $400 item. Probably borrowed from his sister, on the right, or mom. These two are educated and their look is not so far gone that they can’t clean up well when mom and dad need them to go to a family wedding. But on the side they’re probably going to regional burning man type events and living that art school lifestyle where they pretend to be starving artists but it in fact have some sort of financial safety net.
The burniest burn of all is always just The Truth.
Right? Here I'm thinking of something witty when the truth always hurts the most.
The coldest of cold reading
Your burn is the prettiest burn of all the burn(s).
100% this. Cookie cutter, hipster wannabes.
This one's my favorite and seems spot on lol
Mods, PIN THIS COMMENT
Nailed it
Winner winner chicken dinner
Holy shit the toe shoes are the icing on the cake.
He prolly got em at good will too…..
I can smell the foot odor from him and their previous owner through my phone.
Except they dont own a cat and its the cat piss smell of their DIY meth lab.
They ain't making shit unless it's crude embroidery and terrible bass lines, they buy their meth with sexual favours
Ah yes , the old 2 tooth blow job.
Hey man, don’t forget they do all of this in a trailer park. The trailer park is key.
Don’t knock those gummers. The best bj I ever got AND the only time I ever put a condom on for a bj was from a toothless knock that didn’t have any money. Straight up took her dentures out and went to work. She could’ve sucked a medicine ball through a metal straw.
Why did you accept that as payment though lol?
So they each have one tooth?
They have one they share. Daddy likes his mouth more, so she isually.has the tooth.
They both have "hello my fellow kids" energy
 Here is the skinny on your chances of continued employment at the meth lab.
IS THAT THE PAK 'N SAVE STICK MAN?
They definitely bathe in it as part of their satanic cult.
The cover of next month’s issue of Playboy featuring the Women of Narcotics Anonymous
Who’s the dude to his right?
Oh him? That’s Joe Dirt
Dirte
Don't try to church it up, DIRT
You're talking to my man all wrong....
It's the wrong tone, do it again, I'll st@b u in the face with a soldering iron
This week's feature : The Gift of Desperation She looks like she just picked up her 24 hour tag
lol these people are boring upper middle class types who adopted the exact same look you see on every white person in a gentrified urban neighborhood
I mean...I could go for the obvious panhandler opioid addict couple vibes you exude...but I'm more shocked that dude has...only *one* key. That is honestly the most uncanny fucked up thing I've ever seen here and I've seen a lot of freak shows pass through. What fucking lunatic only has *one* key? Unless...are you guys actually just living in a storage unit near the corner you both give blow jobs for smack??
That USB stick is his felony arrest record. Just keeps it handy so to save the cops time when they book him for drugs and solicitation.
He also has the usb stick to start his KIA.
The other thing off here is she doesn't have any visible tatoos. WTF? I would expect her to have full sleeves. Verdict: Posers, complete and total posers, both of them.
I think porns pay more for no tattoos
Porn pays only if someone wants to watch it. I guess they have an 0F account as in 0 fans and in hot as 0 F.
the key came with the pants he got from the lost and found.
I had to scroll back to check that out. You're right, he must be completely unhinged
Uses said key to scoop bumps of coke out the bag
And if you did have one key, JUST PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET. Not on a carabiner
That's what creeps me out the most.
One fcking key LOL
God this is great.
This is actually hilarious.
If he shaves or you grow a beard you two are the same person
And yet she probably has more armpit hair than him
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I’m smelling French Canadian.
You and the rest of Quebec.
Tabarnak
LMFAO did you go through OPs profile or was that a guess
The photo just screams Canadian television programming. I’m old, I loved the kids of Degrassi St.
Omg they are the SKIDS from Letterkenny
STRT!!!
On the next episode of… Sister Cousins
More like the next episode of Our dad is our Mom's Uncle
Our Dads Name Was Earl
You look like youve forced many people to listen to shit music.
Facts.
Poor man’s Russel Brand pulls Poor man’s Russel Brand level pussy.
Russel Store Brand.
Russell Off-Brand
🤣🤣😭
Russel Bland
Came here expecting this 😂🌟
Senior year in High School has got to suck at 30.
"Do your worst" After what God has already done to you, it just seems mean spirited at this point.
smells like mean spirit
Smells like lean spirit
Smells like meth spirit
smells like meth
It just smells
Jesse, we need to smell
Behold the new sitcom duo Skunk and Skank.
Gay and Silent Throb
Brother and sister got kicked out of the neo hippie loser commune for fucking each other
I'm confused. Who's who?
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If you’re looking for a band name, I’d suggest: The Unfuckables.
Honestly a great band name lol
Let me guess, you can fix him right?
There’s no fixing those toe shoes
My dead grandmas tits are perkier than hers
Like two fried eggs nailed to a wall
That makes that yellow and white shirt tragically fitting
Oooh I'm keepin this one. Thanks homie
Can confirm
Speaking of: I'm not a doctor, but don't a woman's nipples belong on her chest and not the middle of her torso?
She’s rejecting society and she got the starter pack: Shit fringe with dodgy mullet ☑️ No bra ☑️ Generic 70s groupie wannabe clothes from goodwill ☑️ Loser boyfriend whose new-wave-synth-punk-metal band is **totally** gonna make it big any day now ☑️
It’s really just a phenomenon when you purchase low rise jeans, you also get low rise nipples.
You guys look like you spit out of time from a Fishbone concert from 92
That’s a compliment for them.
 Holy shit I forgot about that band. Accurate description but I loved that band [Fishbone ](https://youtu.be/59_FivvLXgA?si=xGHmzvX21Gd4dcJi)
Did you meet in rehab or jail?
Neither- taking turns squatting at a meth house obviously.
You ' re competing for the worst Mullet?
Right I can’t tell if they’re a couple, siblings or a band
"We're meth friends." "Don't you mean best friends?" "I know what I said!"
how can both of you look like you can do better? He looks like someone that would buy stock in a bankrupt towel store and she looks like someone who would give an angry dry hand-job to someone that bought stock in a failing towel store.
Not sure whether to love or be suspicious of the detail in this one
r/oddlyspecific
I love how suspicious you are of the detail in this one.
Dude def has “only talks to 16 year old scene girls” vibes.
Tatts and Flats
Don't know who is flatter him or her
The one on the left has the flatter crotchal region
Winner of World Record for smallest schlong she has World Record for smallest tits
Smelliest couple at the halfway house
Crack and Tommy
And his name is Crack
The toe shoes is enough, fuck everything else
I have no idea why I had to go so far into the comments to see this. I immediately assume you are a psychopath if you're wearing those.
Why wasn't this mentioned earlier?! Immediately noticed the "5 fingers" toe shoes. I used to work at an REI type store when they were popular and absolutely hated everything about them.
I know both of you put things up your butt
What a handsome gay couple.
It's some sort of combination of meth, early 2000s goth/grunge and isolated apartment dweller
Before and After comparison?
Creed sucks and Amelie likes to cook her heroin with a little creme brulee in the spoon.
Man màneskin has really gone downhill
Y’all look like gas station toilet turds that just won’t flush
You're both dating up and down at the same time.
13% raised on a 2 year old gofundme for a camper van
Oh look, it’s wish.com Russell Brand and Zooey Daschanel
Do you swap each others underwear as well as swapping clothes?
Dude: put a shirt on Chick: put a bra on Both of you: get haircuts and stop inbreeding please
Looks like shift change at the douchebag factory.
Is this where the lead singer of Creed wound up?
The chick on the left hasn't washed her feet for years. No those aren't shoes, just muck and dead skin. The chick on the right loves to lay down on her stomach, sling her tits behind her back, and go down on those toes.
You know that cooter smells like fish chum and snake knuckles
I was about to have lunch... now I'm not.
Walmart brand Dave Navarro and Carrie Brownstein
It’s like rubbing two sticks together.
it looks like her tits and his looks are in a race to see which can hit the floor first. She's leading.
Siblings? Lovers? Both!
I bet the dude's credit rating is even lower than the girl's tits.
Tell that dude to put a bra on.
Pepe Le Pew and Penelope
Mac and Gail the Snail
Bonnie and Chlamydia
Bonnie and Clyde at the Methadone clinic
When the movie produces hire middle aged adults to play as teenagers
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Y’all look like you work on the same assembly line together
Snakemouth and That 70's Chick \- The new series on CW
Are you sure you're not from some movie about a time traveling 90s alt metal drummer married to a groupie from the 70s?
The chick in yellow bangs the chick in black w her huuuge clit
Where is your “Will swing for change” sign?
They try too hard 
You look like people drawn by a child. 
I've never felt more pressured to ask someone's pronouns in my life
You look like NPCs in GTA San Andreas
It’s rip off Johnny silverhand and a registered sex offender
I can’t roast you guys as much as you roast your meth pipes 🤷🏻♀️
Cosplaying the background characters from Daria?